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COLUMN: Now and Then: A Fair Affair

27 Wednesday Oct 2021

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a long time ago..., America, fun, Halloween, history, with poem!

Now and Then: A Fair Affair

 

We will not get, for now, the final word on the assassination of John F. Kennedy, perhaps the last Chief Executive that really acted like one. The truth about the demise of a real President is blocked by a fake one. After 58 years, some vague need remains to “protect against an identifiable harm to the military defense, intelligence operations, law enforcement, or the conduct of foreign relations that is of such gravity that it outweighs the public interest in disclosure.” That literally means and states that the satanic cult masquerading as a government in Washington owes its allegiance to the Dark State and not to the American People. We all knew that anyway.

There’s a lot we know and that we suspect. None of it, this week, is too concerning to me. So, I decided to move on with something else. 

I saw a duo of pitiful stories in the pitiful newspaper of a pitiful Southern city about the goings-on at the local fall fair. Those used to be fun, back when America still was. These stories, the kind of which have become usual across much of the former nation, revealed a new truth.

The first one featured a pictorial presentation of all the “fun.” Patrons gain admission only via metal detectors. This fair boasted a new policy that requires clear bags, purses, and packs. It was obvious they were trying to keep certain things out. Once inside, the people waddle around in search of fried lard and sugar in order to increase their existing gross obesity. I have not been to one of these things in years or decades. It’s just as well, I suppose.

Over the weekend, despite all the metal scanning and tote translucence, an “incident” occurred which necessitated clearing the place out early. The second story didn’t say as much, but it was fairly clear that “teens” must have been at work. Going forward, all “teens” must be accompanied by an adult if they want to terrorize the tubbies. Again, from stories coast to coast, we pretty much know who and what that means. 

In other words, it was a post-modern USian affair, with debased Americans suffering mightily at the hands of not-Americans. I hazard to guess that not one in ten of the former group would admit as much. So it goes. And they can have it. I have my memories of a better era. 

Forty years ago, things were different. I’ve written before about my time at a private school in Mississippi, home to the great Friday night football shotgun raffle! Around this time every year, the same school hosted its annual Halloween Carnival. This is the kind of thing that became known as a “Fall Festival” and then “Trunk or Treat” or what-have-you.

Back then, in another age and nation, the culture was much purer and a bit more innocent. Many knew about the very dark origins of the titular day, but most simply put it aside in an effort perhaps best described as co-option. As, now, they steal everything from us, I suppose that back then Christians took something away from the devil! For a little while.

The main theme of the evening was fun. Real, all-American fun. Kids wore costumes and circulated around the school gym playing a variety of corny games. I can remember several of these events – and fondly. I do not recall a single problem ever.

No “teens” were present. Homogeneity, as we know, provides true blessings. Thus, there was no need for metal detectors, police officers, clear bags, or any other bullshit that has become the mainstay of the dead anti-culture. Not one of these carnivals was ever, to my knowledge, canceled early for safety reasons.

It was a K-12 school. One thing, of many, that would never fly today was the kissing booth. Varsity cheerleaders offered simple cheek pecks for a dollar. One can see how this would all be described by today’s low priests of destruction as sexist, racist, homophobic, fun, possibly anti-semitic, and maybe some other damn fool words they throw around to beat cuckservatives into fear and silence. Again, for us, it wasn’t a problem.

No, wait! There were a few little hiccups, as it turns out. We boys of the K-8 variety had the dollars. But there was, as one can imagine, a shortage of patience and line space. A little shoving might have broken out. Still, I don’t think anyone ever mentioned a need for teen detectors. 

Ah, America.

Here, only mildly related, please find the beginning portion of a poem. It’s part – the ending part – of something I started about a year ago and then forgot about. Look for the rest, attached to a short story, real or fictional, when or if you see it.

“Thus Missed Granny”

Why whip poor Will, he did not say,

This feathered country squire.

Yet, day and night, we heard the call,

From tree or roof or spire.

Whip! poor Will! Whip! poor Will!

-whip him good and more.

After dinner, dark and tired, 

staring out the door.

Quiet, herald! Leave him alone!

Peace we all would like.

Came,

Whip! poor Will! Whip! poor Will!

Bespoke the nightly shrike.

…

You Got That Right

05 Monday Oct 2020

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civil war, election, Freedom Prepper, fun, hell, War

Here’s more 2020 political circus news if that’s what you’re after. Heads they win, tails we lose.

The cool breezes arrived a few weeks ago, coming in after a long summer of protest, illness and economic devastation. They brought a chilling reminder: Nov. 3 is almost here.

Brenton Davis has stocked up on guns and ammo. Kathy Faticia is considering leaving the country, mulling the options for dual citizenship. The morning that the United States learned the president had tested positive for a dangerous virus, Eric Hawes had the same sentiment about what lies ahead that he has had for weeks: “It’s going to be hell no matter what.”

That is a mathematical certainty.

Guns and ammo are good. Leaving is still an option, though the window is getting both narrow and cloudy. Fun times await, regardless of what the Electors decide this year! It might be a great time to check in with Freedom Prepper where we have just started a little series on riots, unrest, and all-out civil war. You’re welcome.

My Apology to Darius Rucker

13 Saturday Apr 2019

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Darius Rucker, fun, Masters, music

For several years, as part of my annual Masters Tournament coverage, I’ve dropped snide remarks about Darius Rucker ruining Rock Fore! Dough. In fairness to me, it really has become the Darius Rucker (and friends) Show. I recall, fondly, Cheap Trick’s dynamite delivery back in 2007. Remember waaaay back then?

But, I have to now admit that Rucker is a fine fit with the finest of festivities. Attention, RFD people: just add a little R-n-R variety if possible. Rucker and the Blowfish are pretty damned good. That I gathered from last night’s (non-RFD) concert, which also featured Sheryl Crow. It was a REM cover that convinced me. Not too bad. Rock on.

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The Fun You’re Missing At Gab

08 Tuesday Nov 2016

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I now have 2 followers and a couple of posts! No idea what I’m doing. Just random fun stuff like this:

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The crazy story, fitting for NYC or DC: Satanic Sacrifice To Find Missing Cell Phone. No word if the Podestas were in the vicinity.

Come on over to Gab. It’s like Twitter minus the SJW BS and censorship.

ISIS: We Hear You And We’re Ready

05 Saturday Nov 2016

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Yesterday al Queda threats were issued for New York, Virginia and Texas. Today ISIS called for an election day slaughter of Americans. As if that isn’t enough, there is considerable fear of riots and mayhem following a Trump victory (or  Clinton victory). Some friends and I thought it might be a good idea to prepare a little welcome for any unwelcome guests next week. This short VIDEO marks the return, kind of, of the Perrin Lovett Show. Enjoy:

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Perrin Lovett Show / YouTube.

A little pre-election, anti-terrorism, pro-freedom three gun fun!

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Go Team America!

And many thanks to Jimmie, Erich, and Max. Great time!

Last Minute Halloween Costumes

31 Monday Oct 2016

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Happy Halloween everyone!

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Presentation 3D.

I’m still on vacation but I thought I might render a small service by suggesting a few costume ideas for tonight’s parties and so forth. Just in case you forgot or were worried about the PC thing. Here goes:

Donald Trump. A cheap mask, a dark suit and a red tie should do it. This will frighten all of your liberal friends. Beware though – some more red-blooded ladies might ask you to grab them.

Hillary Clinton. This will scare pretty much everyone. Don’t be too convincing or else you might get arrested. Mistaken identity happens.

Putin. A mask, no shirt and a horse will make you the leader of the free world. If you see a “Trump” out there, give him a hug. Slap every”Hillary” you encounter.

If you’re a white man, just go as yourself. This will be my option. Tell the kids you’re a walking, talking micro-aggression. They’ll run away crying.

A Confederate Battle Flag. Apparently there is nothing scarier. Except for a …

AR-15. Actually, outside of D.C., NYC, and LA, people will want to shoot you. I’ll leave that to your imagination.

Rioter. Just wear a hood and run around screaming about killing the debils. If anyone inquires, just tell them something angry and incoherent. Steal something.

Harambe. With a Confederate Flag and an AR-15. Offend everyone. It’s all in a night’s fun.

FBI Agent. Dark suit and dark glasses. Walk around handing out Hillary subpoenas. ASk to see phones and tablets.

At an American college campus go as any of the following:

  • Any of the above – though 50% won’t know who or what you are;
  • An Indian;
  • Anyone in blackface (even if you’re black);
  • Adolf;
  • General: Lee, Jackson, or Forrest;
  • Pepe;
  • Milo;
  • Textbook – this one may overflow the safe rooms….

There you have it. A quick, easy guide to the most politically-incorrect Halloween ever. Hurry; only have about six hours left.

*If you are an attractive college-age girl and are afraid of running into anyone dressed as I described herein, please come to my neck of the woods. I’ll … protect you… Bring me cigars…

Top Shelf Fall Festival

22 Saturday Oct 2016

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cigars, fall, fun, Top Shelf Cigar Shoppe

If you weren’t there, you missed one heck of a party.

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Food, fun, and smokes. Even blocked a handicapped spot.

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A lively gathering.

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Football inside, football outside. And Dominos.

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Matt caught between the battle ‘o the reps.

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Our Cuban connection.

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Russell did act up a bit.

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Slim Daddy behaved himself.

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The legend, Chris Harper.

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I will see you next year.*

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*Actually, I’ll probably be with you tomorrow.

A Wicked Good Time

06 Wednesday Jul 2016

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The Diesel Wicked Belicoso Review

“Diesel Wicked” – the name sounds like something a Massachusetts trucker would exclaim as he eases up I-93 towards Andover: “Diesel is wicked expensive! I need a cigar!” Something like that. Make no mistake, this is one wicked awesome smoke. It’s another terrific offering from A.J. Fernandez; a limited run while the unique, ass-kicking leaves last. Check out the whole Diesel line.

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I’ve smoked cigars going up 93 myself; just over the NH border there’s this happy little place called Two Guys – the perfect place to relax before or after a meal at the Red Tavern. Wait … they closed the Tavern some years back. (I digress as usual). Anyway, I enjoyed my Wicked 6 X 56 torpedo one recent evening after a run by the river. Just prior to dusk it still felt hot as hades even while drinking half-frozen water. Anyone else would have been laid out by this strong, full-bodied baby. There’s nicotine in this stick. You can feel it working the magic; it’s a physical endeavor as much as a flavor experience. You actually know you’re smoking a cigar! Now, let me skip ahead straight to the flavors.

I was at an event one time which mainly featured flavored cigars. The rep went on and on about perfume, potpourri, berries, and flowers. I finally asked him if he had any tobacco flavored cigars. We shared a tense laugh. No such problems here – the Wicked is a tobacco product that tastes like tobacco, good tobacco! It all stems from the wonderful balance of ligero filler from the hills of Nicaragua bound up with some of Esteli’s finest. The wrapper is a maduro, a dark, oily, rugged-looking broadleaf from Pennsylvania. This combination packs a punch and a kick. It’s strong but not overpowering – dignified if a little less than smooth – like an overpriced, late model diesel pickup truck.

That unmistakable tobacco flavor is made of hearty tones of wood and earth. The smoke is deep and heavy right off. It’s a down and dirty smoke – a wicked smoke – all in a very good way. I also detected the essence of leather and fresh ground pepper. Hints of not-so-hot (but definitely there) spice kept the session amped up. When I finished (and this one is a real fingernail burner) I was nearly dizzy but I could have almost fired up a second stick. Does “Mmmmmm……” describe it well enough?

The cigar itself was very well-built, being both dark and shiny and of very stout construction. In fact, I initially had some misgivings based on the touch and feel test. I thought there had to be too much leaf packed in there. I was wrong – don’t always trust your gut. The draw was deceptively easy given the tightness of the construction – a tribute to the roller and to A.J.’s quality assurance.

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The light up went off without a hitch (I used a single match). All that thick tobacco not only made for delicious smoke but also for a long smoke. The entire time, start to finish, she burned absolutely perfectly. I probably puffed along slowly for about two hours without once needing to address any canoeing or irregularity. Not surprisingly, given the robust stature of the cigar, it burned slowly (and I had been running so I was dead tired and of no help via additional puff power). A tight, chalky white ash formed and held on until summoned to the ashtray. This might be a good candidate for your next long ash event.

I’ll bet it’s a good candidate for just about any event. I would say any smoker could handle it but I have experience and a heart. If you’re just taking up the hobby save this one for later in your tenure. Otherwise, approach it slowly and with a little caution. I didn’t write “ass-kicking” above without reason. Seasoned vets, smoke away! The Wicked might go well with a strong single-malt or a good bourbon. I’d recommend a couple of ice cubes in the glass and maybe one should keep the cold water handy, as I did. Yes, I will match any cigar with the appropriate beer. In this case it would have to be a strong, dark beer – maybe that’s better left until after the weather cools a bit. Hot here. Maybe I should move to New Hampshire or … naah.

**Looking for a wicked read – order The Happy Little Cigar Book on Amazon!**

The Diesel Wicked – a wicked good cigar whether the weather is wicked hot or wicked cold. For wicked low prices on Diesels and other premium cigars please visit the good folks at Cigars City. Cigars City? Now that sounds like a place I could move to. Sounds like wicked fun.

This Means War! Ruination Man O’ War #1 (Robusto) Review

28 Tuesday Jun 2016

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AJ Fernandez, cigars, Cigars City, fun, Sun Tzu

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” – Sun Tzu

If our enemy is a bad, weak, or boring smoke, then the Ruination may be the supreme cigar. Name aside, there is no fighting, just pure enjoyment.

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What. A. Cigar. This big brown beauty delivers tons of smoke and flavor right from the first puff. The Ruination packs a punch, both in terms of quality and taste, for a well-sub-$10 stick. By the way, to make sure you get the best price possible for your Man O’ War, consult the good folks at Cigars City, where the advertised sticks are never “out of stock”.

My Robusto boasted a superb draw born of excellent quality and solid construction. As one can easily see from the above photo, this smoke has smooth lines which match its smooth yet energetic taste. This particular size, 5 ½ x 54, is perfect for after dinner enjoyment or while passing a long (well-deserved) lunch break. Take any break and add this masculine masterpiece from master cigar-maker Abdel “A.J.” Fernandez of Tabacalera Fernandez, Esteli (new site under development). It’s a great example of the ages-old Cuban rolling legacy alive and thriving in Nicaragua today.

I would classify my Robusto’s strength as a fuller-medium. Really, for me personally, I’d call it medium, but I call most cigars “medium” – either through my increased fortitude or loss of senses – jury is still out. Anyway, the usual, seasoned cigar smoker should find the Ruination full-bodied but not too strong. If fact, it may be just right for any veteran. (Newbies might need to ease into it to avoid … that unpleasantness … you know what I mean … or you will. Ha ha ha).

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The burn began with a slight unevenness which rapidly worked itself out. After the initial light-up the burn was perfect as was the draw – lots and lots of generous smoke, not too hot and none too mild. The ash held on in average fashion – and I didn’t burn myself! Aside from a foolish, self-inflicted blister, I hate nothing more than a poor-burning stick that detracts from the tasting experience. No such worries here.

Rich flavors appeared immediately and developed in wonderful complexity. Underlying everything is the earthy, woody, maybe leathery deliciousness born of the ligero filler from Nicaraguan and Honduras. The binder is a top-notch Nicaraguan and the exquisite wrapper is an oily, deep-brown, sun grown leaf from Ecuador. Happy notes of lively pepper punctuate the hearty smoke culminating in a rich finish both toasty and mildly spiced.

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Think of the Ruination as a go-to when you need a great experience of slightly higher power yet of easy handling. I had mine during the evening while watching Lightning Bugs flit about. I dare to venture you might enjoy the smoke accompanied by a stout bourbon, a good single-malt, or even a dark rum. I find most stronger cigars go well with a hefty beer though the Southern ambient evening temperatures run some interference during the summer. Again, those unaccustomed to a little horsepower might be advised to eat a good meal first. You’ll figure it out. There are no wrong approaches in cigar-land. Let this Man O’ War bring you a little peace and happiness one night soon.

Cheers,

Perrin

Foyle Maduro Toro Review

20 Monday Jun 2016

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“It’s hip to be square.” So said Huey Lewis and the News back in a time that now seems like a Pleistocene fairytale. Sometimes a square cigar is hip to a square who isn’t. Or isn’t always. Or something. I smoked a square cigar! Actually, it was rectangular (for the Euclidean purists). And I liked it.

Now comes the tale of the Foyle l’Anniversario Maduro, mine being a toro (5 ½ x 55). This sleek beauty is produced by Foyle. Just remember to confirm you’re 21…

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My straight box toro was extremely well constructed. The dark Connecticut, broadleaf wrapper (aged and fermented for three months!) was attractive with a deep coffee-esque, oily appearance.

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The enjoyment process itself was smooth from start to finish. The cigar burned even, uniform, with no need for retouch address. The draw was next to effortless and delivered consistent smoke which developed into a rich harmony of flavors.

The binder purports to be Ecuadorian Sumatra; the filler is part Dominican and part Nicaraguan. I suppose this mixture allows for the gracious, sweet notes of coffee and spice with a generous dose of that Esteli earth I so dearly love. Other, more sensitive palates might discern chocolate and soft, dry leather. Whatever you pick out, you’ll admit it’s an excellent taste.

All this excitement is put together in Danli, Honduras. It’s a veritable hour-long geography lesson of the Americas! Foyle is a relatively new boutique brand distributed by Alliance. Their top shelf offerings are the scions of a couple of industry insiders – Dave Topper and Tom Sullivan, me thinks. Insiders, outsiders, whatever – they’ve done a tremendous job in creating this little square standout.

I found the rectangular wonder to be of solid “medium” body. Not too strong, not too soft. I imagine this stick would appeal to just about any and all smokers though a newbie might want to fortify the stomach with a good dinner prior to lighting up.

Me, I enjoyed after a light supper, pairing my toro with a plastic flask of vintage dihydrogen monoxide. It was a fine summer evening for a little work out-of-doors. My essays on government statistics and trade treaties (GAWD help!) were greatly assisted by this very good smoke. By the way, I suspect this stick would pair well with coffee or maybe even a dark beer. Maybe a coffee beer – like Bell’s Java Stout.

As busy and satisfied as I was, I was momentarily lulled into a false sense of cigar safety. That maduro ash hangs on solidly and perhaps deceptively. I suppose there was a good inch and a half of carbon-gray ash sitting atop the stick, simmering wonderfully, when I (carelessly) transitioned from keyboard to waterbottle. My movements toppled the gray column which landed hot side down on the back of my hand. Avoid that if possible! I still bear a small blister from the encounter. Rather than admit a foul on my part, I’ll just say the Folye Maduro is “hand burning good”.

Knock one back when you get a chance. Just, please, knock the ash regularly. You can obtain a Foyle from my friends at Cigars City with low prices, fast shipping, and excellent customer service.

Oh, if you’re not into smoking and writing, perhaps smoking and reading is the thing. I suggest this dark gem would go very nicely with a good book, like mine:

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Available at Amazon!

Cheers and happy smoking!

 — Perrin

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