BOOK REVIEW: Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode II: True Blue by Chris Orcutt

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Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode II: True Blue by Chris Orcutt

Review by Perrin Lovett

 

Here we go again! Generation X, elders, young folks, it’s once again time to head back to the glory of the 1980s. Here’s another brief look at Chris Orcutt’s unfolding masterpiece, Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome. Specifically, it’s Episode II: True Blue. To butcher some Whitesnake lyrics, “here [we] go again on [our] own.” But, of course, we’re not alone. Far from it. Thanks to Orcutt, we’ve got some hellaciously good company for this particular tour de force down memory lane!

(Cover design by Victoria Heath Silk with image by Hurst Photo & Top Quality Vectors.)

*Orcutt, Chris, Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode II: True Blue, New York: Have Pen, Will Travel, 2026.

If necessary, please read my review of Episode I: Bad Boy. Please also read my interview with the author. Orcutt also gives a mean video interview! And if you’re just tuning in, then please buy a copy of both books (Bad Boy is now available, outright, and True Blue is available for pre-order) and fully acquaint yourself with Chris Orcutt, the author some regard (rightly) as the American Tolstoy and whom I’ve previously called “the best American novelist alive today.” I’ve also proclaimed, based on reading Episode I: Bad Boy, that Orcutt has joined the ranks of the greats—Homer, Ovid, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Pushkin, Gogol, Murakami, et al. With True Blue, he does not disappoint. 

Your reviewer herein incorporates all points of the Bad Boy review as if each were restated in full. I will now specifically summarize a few of them, updated for True Blue. Bodaciously… still moves like a roller coaster, although this time, there is a lot of snow, so kindly remember a parka and boots. Avery, the sixteen-year-old protagonist and James Bond fan, now acts out his admiration for Ian Fleming’s star character in gripping fashion. Once again, Orcutt’s writing is flawless. Again, my six-by-nine paperback is a marvel of literary engineering. Yet again, a spiritual or philosophical theory presents itself throughout the pages; Avery, as Orcutt put it in our interview, “is groping for meaning spiritually, kind of trying on different spiritual or philosophical hats.” As Orcutt said, this process was not deliberately inserted into the text. As I said, it is something the reader will discover and process on his own. Orcutt says, correctly, that a story is a story, not an argument. Of course, this particular story, like the better ones, comes with good examples and keen reminders—notes to engage the reader’s spirit and intellect. Avery continues to be a stellar ladies’ man, and his relationships, proceeding at a dizzying pace, add multiple aspects of excitement to the reading experience. That experience is further heightened by Orcutt’s deft usage of various historical elements, added via living incorporation, that take True Blue into territory where most novels simply cannot go. The reference footnotes keep rolling, and Orcutt even has one FOR TOLKIEN! (A big deal for your reviewer.) The exploration of human psychology continues, led valiantly by Avery, the alpha. Through all the new twists and turns, the reader, regardless of age or generation, will continue to feel and recall the attendant emotions and notions of youth. Oh, and the quintessence of our glorious 1980s music also continues! 

Now, without giving too much of the story away, here is a modicum of detail. True Blue presents a series of little reminders about things that have practically vanished from American life. Remember popping the clutch to bypass a dead battery? You will! Well, those over forty or fifty will. Remember high school employment? Avery takes a few interesting jobs, which, in addition to earning him money, further the excellent action and romantic themes of the book. There is a subtle shift, or intensification, in the story, wherein Orcutt expands on the groundwork previously laid out in Bad Boy. The refined, non-dialectical social commentary continues. For instance, Avery’s life and times, his adventures, are set betwixt and between his high school tenure. There is a long, well-woven subplot concerning the highs and lows of American education, particularly how it interferes with life and learning without necessarily adding much substance. In chapter seventeen, around page 313, a capstone is raised, more poignant than anything from, say, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, that highlights the dichotomy. At precisely the right time, Avery kindly states the obvious: “It was amazing how much of school was superfluous.” John Taylor Gatto would have approved. (Note: I’m keeping the citations slightly rough [e.g., “around page…”] just in case any minor formatting adjustment moves anything a page or so.)

True Blue dives deeper into family dynamics, in general, and, especially, those concerning the late modern American period as typified by the 1980s. Several families are portrayed, each with its own flavor and characteristic. Without preaching or even trying to scene set, Orcutt exposes the good, the great, the not-so-good, and, frankly, the awful about how we live(d). Some of the material, all of it strikingly realistic and serious, feels a little dark and disturbing—and some of it is. Therein lies part of its literary beauty, as it accurately showcases the way we were, the way many of us have always been, and the way we still are today. There is no need to consult any edition of the APA’s DSM, but one will ponder why we, any of us, sometimes do the things we do, and how we tolerate our own ways and the ways of others. There is nothing in this thread to salvage, esoterically, per se, but Avery does use some of what he discovers as the impetus to right a few wrongs. (If one hasn’t read Bad Boy yet, just know that one will simply love Avery, a legitimate hero and endearing figure.) 

One of those rightings allows, in my opinion, the best action sequence in the epic so far. I won’t give any of it away. Rather, I ask the reader how far he’d be willing to go to restore the honor of a horribly wronged friend. Avery, one will discover, is willing and able to go into icy hell and back. Previously, Orcutt opined that one of his favorite scenes in Bad Boy was the D.C. hotel pool fight. I concur with him: that scene, a relatively short sequence, was detailed in the extreme and came to life better than most screen performances. The snowy scene I’m thinking about in True Blue is like that, but better, longer, and with far higher stakes. 

In real life, one of the interests we all share involves the advice we give and receive. Avery and company walk through a sea of advice, some good and some terrible. Generation X and subsequent generations have generally lacked good advice and role models. They’re there if one is lucky. Avery lucks out during a scene in chapter nineteen, around page 348, while he’s working one of his unusual jobs. The scene could have come right out of a Robert Ludlum thriller, by the way. After a brief discussion about the Craig household, one of Avery’s older “coworkers” remarks, “It’s terrible what they’ve done to your generation. … You have to figure out all this stuff by yourselves.” In answer, Avery observes, “We might have to fend for ourselves more, but we’ve also got a lot more freedom, so I figure it evens out.” Roundabout, there follows some of the best relationship advice I’ve seen in the whole compendium, fatherly words young men need to hear more often.

One last scene I adored—find it during your reading(!)—saw Avery and a friend enjoying cigars one evening. Specifically, they smoked a few Macanudos. While it was not stated, the preponderance of the leaf suggests the exact models were probably Cafes, then and now ultra-popular smokes. When I read it, I, the man who usually doesn’t annotate fiction, jotted down a quick set of financial speculations: my guess is that back in 1986, the boys would have probably given, at most, two or three dollars for each cigar. Today, the going price is closer to ten to twelve dollars. (Many thanks to our beloved banksters and politi-critters and their mass financialization for the endless inflation!) This particular scene was personal for me because every once in a while, I get to enjoy a cigar or three with a very good friend from high school. Some years ago, he remarked that we should have smoked the occasional cigar while we were in school. It was by then, of course, far too late; however, I heartily agreed with him. So it was that I was very happy to relive the missed experience in fictional form. (To the “cigars are bad,” hand-wringing harpies: put it in your pipes and smoke it.)

If it’s possible, I might like this episode 2% better than the initial installment. And as with Bad Boy, I don’t just recommend True Blue, I’m mandating it. Or, allow me to put it like this: on January 20, 1981, in his inaugural address to the nation, President Reagan said, “We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we’re in a time when there are not heroes, they just don’t know where to look.” If you’re still in doubt as to where to find the living remnant of the American Dream, then all you have to do is look in Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome

Late March Update

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Keep following the Telegram channel for regular newsworthiness.

Right in the middle of everything, a fit took me. Now I am working on yet another new novel, a gothic Southern historical number to beat anything ever. It’s not even half finished and it’s already the longest book I’ve ever written.

Speaking of writing, on Wednesday, April 1st, no foolin’, I’ll have another review of a coming American novel you won’t want to miss.

Cheers,

P

What a Loss

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But what a gain for Heaven.

RIP John Bradley

John Bradley, the longtime member of this community who was the founder, producer, and lead guitarist of Booster Patrol, died on March 20. He was 61.

If you didn’t know or know of John, you missed out on a great, kind, and ridiculously professional and talented Christian man. I will now disclose that he graciously gave me some technical insights and words of support on a past project. I’m forever grateful. Goodbye, John. Until next time, up there.

Special Guest Post: ‘Southern Katehon’ by Walt Garlington

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Friends, I am honored to share a poem by the esteemed bard of Louisiana, Walt Garlington. Many, many thanks to Walt for sharing this very timely and comely message. Please pay careful attention, and enjoy! 

‘Southern Katehon’

By Walt Garlington

[Poet’s] Note: ‘Katehon’ is the Greek term used in St Paul’s Second Letter to the Thessalonians, chapter 2, verses 6 and 7, to denote the one who withholds the Antichrist from rising to power in the world.

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When the Southern States
Peacefully left their union
With the revolution-minded
States of North and West,
Then did the name and strength
Of katehon descend upon them.

When Gen’ral Lee stood upon
The green Virginia hill,
O’erlooking his lines of men,
Barefoot and meanly clad,
He held within his graceful hand
The sword of katehon.

When the Southrons marched and fired,
And loosed their Rebel Yell
To thunder through the air,
Forcing the mechanics and mercenaries
Of the Yankee force to flee,
Land and air reverberated with its might.

When the boys aboard the Hunley
Launched their underwater missile,
Striking smug, unsuspecting
Northern navy ship,
Sending it quickly beneath the waves,
The waters round them rippled with it for a time.

When the tragedy
Of Appomattox befell the South,
The mysterious power
Of katehon was taken from her,
And the Yankee American antichrist
Began its slow, serpentine ascent to global power.

Now, fixed fast upon its infernal throne,
Built upon the blood and bone
Of nations near and far,

Few oppose it anymore for fear.
But perhaps the Lord, in His mercy,
Will grant Dixie, like Samson,
For one more moment brief –
To redeem her complacency
And cooperation with the devil’s pet –
The role and power of katehon
To bring it crashing down
Forever to its grave.

‘Online Conference — Multipolar Order in the Face of US-Israeli Aggression on Iran’

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Yours truly will be, or should be, tech cooperating, on during the 4th Session, 9 AM, EDT, UTC+3. I think I am the last of the day, the lone American.

Organized by Tsargrad Institute

March 5, 2026

Languages: English, Spanish, French

You are invited to participate in an international online conference dedicated to “Multipolar Order in the Face of US-Israeli Aggression on Iran.” The event will bring together thinkers, analysts, and public figures from different parts of the world in order to reflect on one of the decisive questions of our historical moment: the end of the unipolar world and the emergence of a multipolar international order.

The present moment makes the discussion of multipolarity more urgent than ever. The confrontation around Iran is not only a regional conflict; it reflects a deeper struggle over the future architecture of the world system itself — a struggle between the fading structures of unipolar domination and the forces seeking to establish a genuinely multipolar world order.

For this reason, the conference will be organized into four regional sessions covering Asia and the Pacific, Africa and the Middle East, Europe, and the Americas. This structure reflects the very principle of multipolarity: the recognition that different civilizations and geopolitical spaces must speak in their own voice about the future of humanity.

We invite thinkers, scholars, analysts, and observers from across the world to watch this global dialogue on the destiny of the emerging multipolar world.

Humanity is not an abstract universal imposed by a single civilization.

Humanity is the living plurality of peoples, cultures, and civilizations.

Humanity is us.

COLUMN: The Epstein Empire Strikes Back

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The Epstein Empire Strikes Back

 

On orders from Supreme Leader Benjamin Satanyahoo, Yankee marionette Donald “Dumb as a Stump” Trump commenced an idiotic, illegal, and evil war against the Islamic Republic of Iran. The reason is that Iran, a civilized and responsible nation, stands in the way of Greater “Israel,” a proposed Sabbatinic supremacist state stretching from the Nile to Basra and beyond, a national Big House from which to govern the Talmudic World Plantation. 

The Trump and his gaggle of morons, drunks, fools, witches, sodomites, pedophiles, kabbalists, lunatics, foreigners, usurers, and other trash murdered the honorable Martyr Grand Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei, leader of Iran, may he rest in peace. The goal of the decapitation strike was to get ordinary Iranians into the streets demanding the overthrow of their government and Shia theocratic civilizational state. That part was a partial success: hours after the murder, seemingly all Iranians were in the streets of all towns and cities protesting. The catch was that they all chanted, “Death to America! Death to Israel!” So much winning.

America and “Israel” are now a conjoined entity. Americans, unwittingly, coerced, or otherwise, have now joined Zionist and Pharisaical Jews as the stepchildren of the devil, as the adversaries of all men. So much winning they don’t know what to do. 

While The Trump Tweeted incessantly and stupidly, Satanyahoo bravely fled to Germany, already having dispatched his troll doll wife to their son’s residence in Miami. Iran commenced a massive counterattack against “Israel,” Yankee military and intel bases across West Asia, and, most interestingly, against various greedy Arab puppet enablers and profiteers. The latter, we’ve learned, for all their vast riches, never thought to procure air defenses. Winning looks a lot like burning luxury high rise apartments and hotels. The war is ongoing as I type. I have few ideas about how it is going or how it will end. And I am sickened by the entire thing.

America, “Israel,” and most of the fallen West are now governed by open and avowed satanists who molest, cannibalize, and ritualistically murder children. The free world now refers to this system, mockingly, but accurately, as the Epstein Coalition or Epstein Empire. So. Much. Winning. This Empire, following in the ways of its dark false god, hates God the Father of Jesus Christ, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and all men. They especially hate children because the young are the purest among us and, thus, spiritually closest to God. This system, as represented by the Epstein Files, which we will never see fully exposed, is directly connected to an endless chain of evil, to the Finders/Satanic Panic of the 1980s, the little skeletons found under Ben Franklin’s London house, the human sacrifices of the Tenochca Empire, the tophets erected along the shores of Gaul by the Phoenicians 28 centuries ago, and to that rabble of degenerates gathered outside Lot’s door and blinded by the Angels. 

In keeping with the war on children, the Judeo-Yankee attacks also murdered over one hundred little girls at an elementary school in coastal Minab, Iran. May they rest in peace. Here, dear and gentle readers, are a few of the losers to your accursed winning:

(Photos from DDGeopolitics, Telegram.)

Don’t like the looks of your work? Too damned bad. The girls didn’t enjoy it either. Repent, heathens!

Persia has a three thousand year history. Something tells me it will endure. As will Russia, China, and the rest of the sovereign world. The Evil Empire, for all its murder and destruction, will not. 

Those in the Greater West, in “Israel,” and, especially, in America, need to come to terms with where they stand. Do any of them really want to face off against Saint Michael and His unconquerable armies? It is time to pick a side.

Death to the Epstein Empire!

Hostibus semper mortem! 

Deo vindice!