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Frank Zaba

18 Saturday Jul 2020

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2020, Amerika, Frank the Frog, Poland

After what seemed like an eternity, I finally caught up with everyone’s favorite 2016 dark frog candidate, Frank the Frog. As I think he told me once before, he’s finished with politics. I asked him what he thought of current affairs and he responded with some curt, yet utterly honest obscenities directed towards Amerikans.

Just before he hung up on me, he did advise that he was far ahead of my “travel” series/book. Turns out that Frank Article 18’d his way into Poland’s Biebrza swamp two years ago; he now lives happily under a peat bog embankment.

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Frank w Polsce.

 

 

The Inapplicability of American Law

06 Tuesday Sep 2016

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America, Donald Trump, doom, election, Frank the Frog, government, Hillary Clinton, law, The People

Laws are funny things. They’re a lot like the rules in the game Monopoly except someone may enforce them at gunpoint. As in the game some people choose to adapt or amend the rule of law as they see fit, all as part of their game play fun. But, unlike the game, these people aren’t playing with plastic houses and pewter top hats.

Donald Trump has previously sought to use certain eminent domain laws to further his real estate businesses. I think they left that out at the GOP convention this year. Small potatoes though – hardly different from the “free parking” money. Rules are made for the bending, eh?

Hillary Clinton’s play is more akin to seizing all the money directly from the till before the game starts, wrecking the race car, and leaving a few other players … uh … suicided… In her version the rules are the rules – for you; no rules for her and she does as she pleases.

A friend of mine brought this story to my attention last night. It’s about the FBI’s release of Hillary investigation materials. It’s alarming, yes, maybe more so than her likely Parkinson’s condition. Even the timing of the release is suspicious. Everything concerning Hillary is suspicious. But nothing seems to stick. The laws don’t apply to her at all.

This I covered, artfully I thought, exactly two months before last night. Laws Are Like Spiders’ Webs, I wrote. They are.

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That’s really all there is to it. Nothing will be done and there’s no point in fretting. Given the still large numbers of Hillary supporters (and Trump supporters, to be honest) it seems to me that the American people would vote for damned near anyone, maybe anything.

Late last night as I pondered that uncomfortable realization I was visited by none other than Frank the Frog. A coincidence? Possibly. Frank, you may recall, was interested in higher office. Unfortunately, he was threatened by what he called “shadowy figures” and retreated underground (likely in the literal sense in his case).

I suggested that to him Americans might just vote for anyone or anything. I said, “maybe even a green amphibian!” “Amphibian-American,” he matter-of-factly corrected. He otherwise did not see it my way. We talked for a while. He insisted on delaying even his biography until after this election is past. I sense he might have been a little depressed.

Still, I find more comfort in a depressed, two-inch, green tree frog than in the political alternatives. At least he plays by the rules, rules he may not even be able to read.

Frank would be one of those small things easily ensnared by the law. He has to play along for his own safety. Trump, Hillary, the FBI and the government are large things. They easily smash through the law without consequence. By playing with them we jeopardize our safety.

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Frank the Frog Prepares Presidential Bid

28 Thursday Apr 2016

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This evening I sat down for an interview with the most delightful personality in politics, Frank the Frog.

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Frank reposes at the study window.

Mr. Frog disclosed a great deal of his aspirations and campaign platform to me. I will post either a transcript or a dissection (oops, sorry Frank) in the near future. Rest assured this composed gentlefrog makes more sense than anything who might have heard from the alleged “front-runners”. Here is but a glimpse of the ingenious insights and plans Frog has for our nation:

The Economy: Frank says, “The fly industry is suffering. Frogs…people are suffering. We need more flies.”

Immigration: Says Frog, “[They] come to America for flies. Like moths to a flame – except it is with flies.”

Terrorism: Frog declared, forcefully, “We will defeat the Serpentine Peril! … We will make this a safer, more be-flied world.”

The new Twenty Dollar Bill: “Why not a green face for a greenback? Why not Kermit?”

The Election: Pondered Frank, almost to himself, “You’re going to waste your vote. Waste it on me.”

I truly wish I had time to bring you more now but you will have something to look forward to! Prepare to forget all about Hrump or Trillary or whoever.

Frog humbled me with a special request. He wants me to help him complete and publish his manifesto, Frankly Speaking. Turns out he is too small to properly operate a keyboard. We laughed. To say I am honored would be an understatement.

Stay tuned to this miraculous development in an otherwise dead-as-usual election cycle.

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Let’s Be Frank

20 Wednesday May 2015

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America, Arda, founding fathers, Frank the Frog, J.R.R. Tolkien, Middle Earth, Numenor, political theory

When last you read I promised a big story by hook or by crook.  Well, it has to be by crook.  Or, maybe by hook.  Not sure.  Anyway, all you get for now is a short preview. I’m busy revising, editing and discussing movie rights.  Seriously, it is a comparative political piece about Tolkien’s Numenor and America.  Here goes:

This essay concerns the rising peace and glory and downfall of Tolkien’s Numenor as compared to the rise and fall of republican America…

…the author is aware the details and history of Numenor are both idyllic and fictional. There are, however, many similarities between that mythical tale and the, albeit romantic, history of the great republic of the United States of America. Much of what we remember of America’s founding and glory is largely fictionalized as well. Thus, this short work is philosophical and perhaps even religious in nature.

…the story of the downfall of Numenor, the ancient island home of the “Men of the West” of Tolkien’s Arda, the Edain/Dunedain, is included at the end of the Silmarillion book but are separate from and independent of the story of the Silmarillion – so says Christopher Tolkien,  Silmarillion, Forward…

First I will set up the historical and physical commonalities of the two subject Nations. My good readers are, no doubt, steeped in the history and geography of America. Many are familiar with Tolkien and Middle Earth (at least and insofar as The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are concerned, thank you, Peter Jackson). Numenor and the allegedly murky (a slanderous allegation) Silmarillion might require additional explanation…

That’s all for now.  The real thing is coming soon.

One more thing!  Frank the Frog, in anticipation of his possible election bid, will shortly hereafter release his autobiography, Frankly Speaking.  Frank will share his insight on foreign policy, dispel rumors about his alleged firefly addiction, discuss growing up tough surrounded by hawks and snakes (perfect prep for politics), and much much more.  Get over to Amazon and reserve your first edition copy now.

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(It’s as if a little green founding father hoped out of the history book to grace us modern Americans with his wisdom.)

Democracy in America: A Charming Children’s Story

17 Sunday May 2015

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Last week I mentioned that an election was coming.  I also presented my own favorite candidate – Frank the Frog.  Frank will not win and the election is in vain.  Vote if you care.  I don’t.

The Illustrious Barry Hussein El Islam Muhammad Obama the Magnificent has finished the job begun by his predecessors – the country is in ruins.  For his replacement the Democrats have dug to the very bottom of the bag of wrinkled has-beens, to one Hillary Clinton, the wife of “good times Bill, the slickster.”

The Republicans have other, similar ideas.  They would foist upon the people yet a third member of the Bush clan.  Obviously, the people are okay with two families maintaining a grip on national power for two or three or five decades.  Their business.  Is there some national obsession with rats and roaches of which I am not completely aware?

In Iowa the Republicans “think they must soften their image and expand their appeal in particular to women and Latino voters.”  I assume women and Latinos enjoy constant war, perpetual debt and crushing loads of government buffoonery.  Again, their business.

However, down in South Carolina, the GOP still caters to the Budweiser and NASCAR crowd.  There, apparently, women and Latinos are still at odds.  A woman, who had once been a Democrat, shouted, “People are coming in this country across the borders like rats and roaches in the woodpile! … The audience applauded.  She complained that states were registering people to vote and failing to ‘check them out.’ ‘We’ve got to get control,'” she bellowed while munching on a Twinkie.

“You would think that after all this time conservative conference planners would have learned the one most important lesson about conservative conferences: Never let the audience speak. Ever.”  They don’t learn.  No-one learns.  Ten thousand years of history demonstrate unequivocally than government does not work.  Democrats love it. Republicans still love it.  The people hoot and holler like chimps in a cage.

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(Large gathering of fat, illiterate white people.  Google.)

The universal message provided by the freedom-loving Republican candidates may be summarized as follows: more war!; Mexicans bad!; Muslims bad!; Democrats bad!; give taxes to banksters!; huff; puff.

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(Bubba believes in the flag.  Google/Getty.)

Such fairy tales are humorous but foolish when taken seriously.  If the Democrats false egalitarianism had been real thirty years ago things might be better today.  If flag-worshipping Republicans actually had sought freedom, things might be better.  In reality, their lies and deceit have done us in.

Following his in-depth observations of early nineteenth-century America, Frenchman Alexis de Tocqueville, wrote Democracy in America, 1835.  The book is a masterful account of the political and demographic expanse of early America.

De Tocqueville wrote of the three races in the new world at that time: whites, blacks, and indians.  He proposed that whites and blacks would have to get along together in a future in which they formed the vast majority of the populace.  The fate of the native people seemed doubtful to Tocqueville.  Sensing there would be unnecessary, faction-based strife among the people for years to come, he refrained from any ultimate prediction in favor of a “time will tell” conclusion.

Time has told.  Following the two major parties, the people have chosen a sort of mass suicide followed by uncertain government managed life support.  Currently, while the bloated carcass of the American public drools on the gurney, the plug is being pulled.

This all leads me to a charming little tale, told in the far distant future.

In the cold winter of 3187, in the nation of Utopia, two young children dined with their old grandfather.  Following their meal the children enjoyed a brief holographic conversation with their parents.  Mom and Dad were enjoying a well deserved vacation on Mars.

As the evening deepened outside grandpa built a cozy fire on the hearth.

“Come and tell me about your school day,” he eagerly beckoned.  Little Timmy and Suzy recounted with wonder the day’s history lesson.  “Teacher read to us from an old book by Alex Me Folkville!,” volunteered Timmy.  “It was all about the ancient Americans,” exclaimed Suzy.

Timmy inquired of the smiling old man, “Have you ever heard of the Americans?”

“Yes, they were once a great people,” said Grandpa with a sigh.

“What happened to them,” asked Suzy, snuggling under Grandpa’s flannel-clad arm.

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(A future history unfolds.  Google.)

“Well, if you really want to know, I can tell you of the Americans and their strange fate.”  Grandpa began:

A long, long time ago in a land far away, a group of wise men built up a great nation. The people were virtuous and hard-working.  Sure, they had their troubles, but they always tried to resolve them.

In such fashion they became wealthy, powerful, and happy.  They, it were, who invented many of the things we enjoy today – airplanes, spaceships, and cheeseburgers.

Just when they reached the zenith of their prosperity a funny thing happened…

“What’s a ‘zenith’,” asked Timmy as he enjoyed the wood fire.

“‘Zenith’ means ‘height’ or ‘best’,” answered Grandpa.  He continued:

The Americans were a diverse and happy people. De Tocqueville, your Me Folkville, noted their main divisions – white, black and indian or Mexican.  But, for reasons no-one really understands, they all fell under the dominion of two parties of deranged fools.  When I was a lad our teachers referred to the two groups as the rats and the roaches.  I think their real names were the Democrats and the Republicans.

Inexplicably, the free people of America, the most self-reliant and strongest of all people on earth, ceded all control of their lives to the most vile, idiotic, debased and degenerate lowlifes imaginable.

Every few years or so the people would hold a big popularity contest.  There was no need.  Everything was fine as it was.  But the rats … the Democrats and Republicans convinced the people there was good reason to place them in power.  The people filled their time with television, sports, food, and other trivialities.  Politically, they adopted an ‘us’ verses ‘them’ mentality.

Slowly, the politicians took control.  They perverted everything good about America. They made war on all other peoples just for the fun of it.  They spent money to the point the money had no value.  They encouraged the people to hate each other and themselves.  The times were vicious and confusing.

At last, in the middle of the 21st century, things fell apart.  All those great Americans had become a host of overweight, lazy, angry couch potatoes.  They traded their freedom for false security.  They were all on welfare. The world hated them.  They were poor.  They had no purpose.

The politicians and their huckster friends took the last of the money and fled abroad. The people were left in abject squalor.  Bereft of their jobs, their entertainment and their dignity they resorted to primitive tribalism.

The indians/Mexicans were centered in the southwest.  One day it was discovered that there was not a drop of water left there.  The Mexicans, those who survived, all returned to Mexico.

The southeast of the country was inhabited almost entirely by blacks.  In their collective psychosis, they decided to revert to an earlier way of life.  They decided to become slaves on various cotton plantations under the rule of white masters.  Lacking real whites, they appointed several of their own number to serve in this role.  They fared poorly and became extinct.

The whites fared no better.  Living mostly in the mountainous west, after a night of hard-drinking, they became enamoured of the idea of re-enacting the cowboy and indian wars of old.  As all real indians were then fled to Mexico, they held a giant game of shirts and skins amongst themselves. Thus, they uniformly perished.

The great American northeast, cradle of the original nation, was inhabited by one man – a Canadian named Jacque Strapp.  It was never known what became of him.

So the great land became uninhabited.  The old forests overtook the cities and after a whil, few traces of civilization remained.  And now, it is all history.  It happened so long ago…

“Would you like to live like the Americans?” Grandpa asked the children.  “Would you vote for fool politicians to ruin and destroy your lives?”

“No!” yelled both of the little ones in unison.

“Well then, good! Let us enjoy the fire,” said grandpa.

So ends the tale yet untold.  Will it become a reality?  Do we, the living, have the ability to change our fates and future history?

Will you continue to vote for your own destruction?

I hope not.  Take a queue from Timmy and Suzy.  Dispense with the rats and roaches of democracy.

Nightcap, May 13, 2015

13 Wednesday May 2015

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Earlier today I wrote a charming piece about the political landscape of modern America. It contained, among many other tidbits, a link to my Posse Comitatus article.  In today’s ramblings I was a little hard on the public and their beloved political parties.  My apologies.  As a token of peace I offer you a figure and candidate I feel would be a wonderful choice for President!

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(Frank the Frog approves this message.)

His name is Frank.  He lives under the kitchen window.  He’s reserved.

True, he may not be old enough to run.  Then again, when was the last time the law counted for anything?  Frank’s birth certificate and past are none of your business.

I realize that many of you might not like the idea of voting for America’s first Amphibian President.  You bigots…  I’m not even sure Frank wants the job.  He has one now that he is very good at – he eats flies.  Please don’t hold Frank’s lack of unproductive employment against him.  It’s just his nature.  Also, kindly overlook his lack of other qualities folks these days associate with electoral qualification: he doesn’t play the saxophone; he doesn’t use drugs; he doesn’t drink and drive; he doesn’t hide emails (don’t think he owns a computer).

Well, heck, now I’m starting to reconsider…  Frank lacks the energetic charisma of a John Kerry.  He does not have the svelte athleticism of a Chris Christie.  His IQ is probably too high.  Again, he’s known to quietly go about his business and work without bothering anyone (except the flies).

Forget it.  Frank is not Washington material.

Question of the night: If a politician goes to a whorehouse, who then is whom?

Facts of the evening: this has already been the biggest day in blog history (thanks!); I write a lot that never sees the light of publication – I’m working on that; this is the 223rd post to the old blog (223 is an important number when dealing with the government); Frank the Frog owes nothing to the Federal Reserve/money-industrial complex (poor guy could never get elected).

Amidst my writings I am crafting what will be the longest of all my articles here.  When finished – soon I hope – it might be suitable for publication as a book.  Yes, another book I might publish…  In part it is a book about a book.  I hope you’ll read and consider the message I give.

Good night and good reading!

–  Perrin

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