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Jesus Christ Was Not A Refugee

15 Tuesday Sep 2020

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The churchian heretics are at it again, spreading worldly misinformation in the name of the devil’s narrative. The Southern Baptist Convention was a bulwark against the forces of modernity. Now, it is part and parcel with the rot. The SBC is dropping “Southern” from its name because “racist” or something. Among all the lunacy, this sentence, also previously parroted by “Pope” Francis, from President J.D. Greear stands out: “Our Lord Jesus was not a White Southerner but a brown-skinned Middle Eastern refugee.”

No, He was not. Here, they try to blend too recent SJW narratives into one in order to curry favoritism with the enemies of Christ and all Christians. The color of Christ’s skin is an open and irrelevant point of speculation. But, He was not a refugee.

As God, He held and continues to hold Total Dominion over all Creation, even, indirectly, that temporarily given to the prince of the SJW’s world. As a man, He was a citizen by birth of the Judean client state of the Roman Empire. His parents – I’ve read this somewhere – were on a trip to satisfy their government’s edicts. How was He a refugee while transiting His own land? He wasn’t.

The fact that Herod decided to persecute Jesus and other young males (like an ancient Planned Parenthood!) is as irrelevant as the Lord’s pigment levels. One will note that the Eastern Wise Men came to Christ – He and His Family did not flee to them. And, according to the churchian Judeo-christians, wouldn’t Herod’s evil actions be justified by Romans 13 anyway? By these people’s warped reasoning, Christ was at best a criminal on the run from the “law.” As a matter of fact, didn’t one B. Shapiru say exactly that?

Good Baptists: a descriptive title is just that. You’d be far better to drop the SBC and its lies.

Churchians Craving Worldly Approval

02 Sunday Aug 2020

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Add the SBA to the list of sunk denominations in Amerika. Allan Wall on the demise and a solution.

Why the Baptist leadership’s radical shift left? Most likely, elite Baptists yearn for respect from secular society, which they sure won’t get for opposing abortion and same-sex marriage. Thus, they go overboard on the race issue.

And of course, Southern Baptists—Baptist Southerners—have twice as much to prove!

All patriotic members of Southern Baptist churches should be appalled.

There’s a solution: Secession.

Baptists believe in “local church autonomy,” as Greear himself said. SBC does not control the autonomous local congregations, nor does it own their local property—unlike the Episcopal church. A Southern Baptist church in Anytown, U.S.A. can secede from SBC and declare its independence.

My advice to Baptists: Get your local congregation out of the Southern Baptist Convention. Free your local church from the growing “Wokeness” infecting the Southern Baptist Convention.

Become a free congregation, responsible only to God and each other, not to woke charlatans like J.D. Greear and Eric Brentmyer.

A good start. Maybe drop the (non-BLM) protestation too.

Churchianity Today

12 Friday Jun 2020

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The Judeo-Christian heirs of Biblical and Messianic protestation in Amerika cuck extra hard on the “original sin” of slavery in America, colonial and republican.

Perhaps the country is not ready to make reparations. But the history of racial injustice demands personal and corporate response. Perhaps the church can lead the way in biblical restitution. I am aware of one “Zacchaeus fund” in Atlanta, where Christians who believe that African Americans have been subjected to four centuries of injustice and plunder are beginning to do their humble part to make it right. A majority-black committee assigns the funds to support rising black leaders in the church and in the marketplace. It will not be enough, but it will be something. What if there were Zacchaeus funds in every city and believers gave sacrificially, so our brothers and sisters could be restored and so our neighbors could see once again the Christlike love that overcame the world?

It will never be enough, but I’m convinced. In a week or two, maybe after a few years, I’m going to free my slaves. The time has come. In our emancipated parting, I plan to share with them the actionable ideas of Marcus Garvey. Should any of them decide to stick around  – and, Lord, why would they? – then I plan to present something I call “Civil Rights,” maybe as some sort of Act. If all goes well, perhaps in 150 years or so, one of them might even be elected as Amerika’s first African-American President. I see hope and change this way.

This Bible-lawyering drivel from the same sad sacks that just, not too long ago, said that attending worship services was “unwise and perhaps reckless.” You know, because of a hoax … and their complete lack of Faith.

Maybe I’m all wrong about these anti-Christian heretics. Maybe this is only phase one. Next, might they read and acknowledge the entire Bible (all the books)? And, possibly start following them? Then, might they similarly browbeat the Synagogues for the slave shipping, the Mosques for the slave trading, and the various nations of Africa for the original slave gatherings? Might… No, of course not. They serve their master well.

Zooming the Inclusion

14 Thursday May 2020

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A San Francisco churchian “church” sues hoax video service.

One of San Francisco’s oldest churches has joined the chorus of complaints that Zooming is not safe — with a lawsuit claiming its bible study class was “Zoombombed” with pornography.

“The footages were sick and sickening — portraying adults engaging in sex acts with each other and performing sex acts on infants and children, in addition to physically abusing them,” according to the complaint filed Wednesday in federal court.

Immediately after shutting down the virtual class, whose participants were mostly senior citizens, the administrator of Saint Paulus Lutheran Church reached out to Zoom Video Communications Inc. for help, “but Zoom did nothing,” according to the complaint, which was filed as a proposed class action.

While such an occurrence (which wouldn’t happen if services were live, Corona) might rightly offend the Righteous to the point of mill-stoning the wicked, I cannot see why these Judeo-Christians are upset. Both their web homepage and their “about” section preach the sins of inclusion and diversity, in blasphemous contravention of the Bible, to include “…as such we celebrate the sexual diversity of [g*d]’s [SIC] world welcoming and embracing our brothers and sisters – lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual, queer – in communion in all its forms…” It’s a big rainbow, you bigots! Are not the P’s of the acronym of hell worthy of your welcome and embrace?

Forget Zoom; the hacker was probably a parishioner.

Metaphors and the Uncomfortable

27 Monday Jan 2020

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She probably was using metaphorical rhetoric.

A Florida pastor and longtime spiritual adviser to President Donald Trump says she was speaking in metaphor when she recently prayed in a sermon for all “satanic pregnancies” to end in miscarriage.

In video of the Jan. 5 sermon, posted by the liberal advocacy group Right Wing Watch, televangelist pastor Paula White breathlessly calls on Jesus Christ to “command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now.”

“We declare that anything that’s been conceived in satanic wombs, that it will miscarry, it will not be able to carry forth any plan of destruction, any plan of harm,” White said before an auditorium of congregants.

As of Sunday morning, the clip, which was just under two minutes long, had been viewed more than 2.5 million times.

White’s words are largely being interpreted literally – that she wishes for evil women to have miscarriages – but she shared a rare response to the criticism in which she explained that she was speaking in metaphor, praying for evil plans to be foiled in her congregants’ lives.

Then again, given that most babies born to satanists are abused, sacrificed, or both, the literal might also be appropriate. At any rate, the weak protestations by the Nazi eugenics abortionists are a mere projection.

And, why is Trump courting advice from someone afoul of Paul’s fitness test for teaching or authority? Also a metaphor?

What Kind of a Methodist are You?

05 Sunday Jan 2020

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Last year, the UMC voted to remain a nominally Christian denomination. So, this year, a mediator “helps” them draft a separation plan which calls for the Christians to leave?

Factions in the United Methodist Church (UMC) have reached an initial settlement around its intractable division over LGBT marriage and ordination—offering $25 million to a group of conservative congregations who want to break away and form a new denomination.

For both conservatives and progressives in the church, this compromise comes as an answer to prayer.

Various groups were slated to once again propose different plans for a split at the UMC’s general conference in May, but under the new agreement, they will abandon the proposals and put their full support behind the Protocol of Reconciliation & Grace Through Separation, which was announced Friday.

So, even when you win, you lose. Got that? All courtesy of Mr. Feinberg (trying not to use echoes… Every single… Etc). His resume reads like a criminal indictment. The 9/11 Fraud Fund and TARP. And now, this.

Happy Sunday, Methodists! All remaining Christians, your day is coming too.

Beware of Soroses in Human Clothing

23 Monday Dec 2019

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Building on the Chruch’s succumbing to the worldly, the Eye of Soros is up to something (again). Churchians aren’t just falling for it, they’re eating it up.

What’s going on here is not so much Christianity as it is partisan politicking under cover of religious teaching. It’s the furtherance of a George Soros style of progressivism, but cloaked in Christianity — and backed by George Soros bucks — and made all the worse by the initial denials of the George Soros ties.

Wallis ultimately admitted the Sojourners received money from Soros-tied groups. Pagitt, when asked on C-SPAN about Vote Common Good’s sources of funding, ducked and racked it up to “private donations,” before spinning the conversation off rapidly in a public relations direction.

But isn’t truth a core concept of Christianity?

If there’s nothing to hide — if the Sojourners and the Vote Common Good bus tour and all this so-called Christian political activity is really aimed at doing Christian works — why not blare forth the sources of funding? Why not shed the light on the behind-scenes influencers?

The answer’s obvious.

“Americans hate manipulation,” said AAE spokesperson Kelly Monroe Kullberg, in a statement. “Anti-American globalists like Soros are funding a growth industry of paid anarchists and political activists to divide and weaken America, including the Church.”

If Americans (or US “citizens”) hated manipulation, then they’d pitch creatures like Soros out on their asses.

I was going to call it: ‘”Christians” Against Christianity’

29 Monday Jul 2019

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“Churchians against Christian nationalism” works too. Thanks to Vox for writing this better than I could:

It’s very clear what the next rhetorical battle will be:

A group formed by Christian leaders is warning against the rise of “Christian nationalism,” saying the merging of Christian and American identities poses a threat to U.S. democracy and religious communities.

“As Christians, we are bound to Christ, not by citizenship, but by faith,” Christians Against Christian Nationalism’s statement reads.

“Whether we worship at a church, mosque, synagogue, or temple, America has no second-class faiths. All are equal under the U.S. Constitution.”

The statement is endorsed by at least 17 Christian leaders from various churches and organizations, according to the group’s website.

It won’t be even remotely surprising to discover that their funding is coming from distinctly not-Christian sources, most likely the same people who fund the (((Edmund Burke Institute))) Nationalism is under attack by the globalist gatekeepers and Christian nationalism will be targeted by the Churchians.

Well and good. We have the truth, the Bible, history, science, and Jesus Christ on our side. They have lies, usury, and elite pedos on theirs. I like our odds.

Notice how they can’t even bear to state the name of Jesus. That’s because they serve a very different god.

Christ is anathema to them.

A Honda was Good Enough for Jesus

19 Wednesday Dec 2018

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The Bible tells us that the Apostles were all in one Accord… Acts 2:1… Pun…must have been like a Holy clown car.

Things have changed. Now, even the preacher’s wife gets the luxury treatment. A South Carolina megachurch ring master pastor bought his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini as an anniversary gift.

Megachurch Pastor John Gray felt a need to explain it on a 23-minute clip on Facebook after catching a lot of flak,

Dec. 17 — This preacher’s wife has no reason to be late to church.

Megachurch Pastor John Gray bought his wife Aventer a $200,000 Lamborghini Urus for their eight-year anniversary, which he felt a need to explain on a 23-minute clip on Facebook after catching a lot of flak.

Ironically, Gray, who said he started preaching in 1994, started the video with a transportation metaphor.

“I want to thank the people who have been walking with me,” the Greenville, S.C. based holy man said before explaining the lavish present.

“The reason my wife and i wanted to have an eight-year wedding celebration is because I needed a new beginning — eight is the number of new beginnings,” he said.

He also clarified that being a pastor is just his job and he’s a husband first.

It’s all okay. I understand that (recently and suddenly) the Relentless (wow!) Church, which, by their website, more closely resembles a Motley Crue concert than a house of worship, has offered some cash to needy parishioners. I’m sure there’s no relationship to the Lambo backlash.

Really, it’s okay. Pastor Gray is associated with Opera and Joel Osteen so there’s no chance that he’s a post-modern, man of the world, do as I say, gospel of prosperity, churchian grifter. He’s a husband with a side business. Now, tithe.