COLUMN: Any Way Boys Can Die, Girls Can Die Faster

Remember these names:

Andy Biggs

Dan Bishop

Warren Davidson

Matt Gaetz

Paul Gosar

Marjorie Greene

Thomas Massie

Ralph Norman

Scott Perry

Thomas Tiffany

Those ten men and women are the only members of the House of Reprobates, 117th Kongress, who voted against war with Russia. Three others abstained from voting for whatever reasons. All thirteen happen to be Republicans, but let’s not get too excited over that fact. The Senate took a convenient unrecorded vote, which passed, so, not caring about it that much, I don’t know if any of our upper chamber overlords possess any decency or intelligence. Rand Paul maybe? Bernie? At this point, it does not matter. I do know that the three degenerates who putatively represent me voted in favor of national suicide. Thanks, asshats. Now, fuck off and die! In the name of Brahma, amen, and awoman.

S. 3522, the Meddling in Another War that Does Not Concern America in the Name of Lunatic Satanism and on the Indirect Behalf of Second-Rate Slavic Nazism Act (aka Lend-Lease 2022!) passed both houses. The other day, whatever signs laws in the name of the decrepit, senile, fake president Brandon signed it into law.

The evil empire will now send even more targets for the MOD to destroy. For starters…

Timing matters, especially when it comes to the laws passed by “your” government. The ridiculously-named Cares Act was drafted and dropped prior to anyone (outside the DOD, CIA, or NIH) ever hearing of something called “Covid.” The horrifically-misnamed Patriot Act was drafted months if not years before Operation Nine-Eleven Woods was carried out. Likewise, Lend-Lease 2022! was deposited in the hopper on January 19, 2022, a good month-plus before Russia defensively intervened in Ukraine. Statutes like this don’t craft themselves overnight; rest assured it was written months before Putin commenced his military buildup. I would not be at all surprised if some form was drafted back in 2014 when the empire overthrew the legitimate government in K-I- (it’s K-I-E-V, Ministry of Truth) -E-V. 

Again, timing matters. The CIA and DOD have been operating in Ukraine, heavily, since they started planning Voldemort “The Crossdressing Jewish Hitler” Zelenskyy’s genocidal invasion of Donbass. They were there prior to 2014, planning both the coup and Fauci’s germ warfare labs. In fact, they were there in the immediate aftermath of World War II in order to spirit Stepan Bandera and other Urkanazis away to safety, thus allowing them to escape Soviet prosecution for war crimes. “Your” government has been rotten for a looooooong time. The fact that you’ve largely tolerated or abetted it says something derogatory about you, you fat heathen idiots.

The last time the empire did the old Lend-Lease martial runup, in March of 1941 with England, it was only a matter of months before Americans were dragged into WWII. In 1915-17, something similar happened with the RMS Lusitania, and WWI. Has the Dark State, the CIA, whatever demon controls Brandon, Lispy Graham, and 519 (subtracting for Sens. Paul and Sanders, right??) other shits now committed us to WWIII? While we can and indeed should hope not, history tends to indicate they have. 

Yes, a few things have changed since 1941 or 1917. The US was then the American nation of the American people. Today, Americans are a hated, dying minority in our squabbling polyglot slum of New Babel. Back then, the US was a manufacturing powerhouse. Today … not so much. Then, the Dollar rose to supplant the Pound. Today, the Bit-Bot-Doggie Coin teeters on the brink of disaster. Then, the nation held a 100+ average IQ. Today, we cling tenuously to 90+. 

Russia, on the other hand, is still Russia. The people in Russia are if it can be believed, almost entirely Russian. They’re rather smart. The Ruble is one-half of the new currency replacing the Bit-Bot-Dollar. They make things, weapons included, in an economy that is virtually 100% self-sufficient. Russia is the most powerful nuclear-armed country in the world. 

Check Global Firepower’s 2022 rankings. Russia’s 0.0501 second-place looks suspiciously like a tie with the US’s 0.0453 first. Consider that Moscow’s systems, nuclear included, are more updated, more advanced, and work better than Washington’s. Russia holds hard power to the US’s hollow influential brand. Russians like to win; the US offers “transition” operations for tranny recruits. Consider that Putin’s forces are concentrated in Russia for the defense of Russia and that Brandon’s are stretched mighty thin, worldwide, ever bringing democracy, biowarfare, debt, destabilization, and death to the lesser folks. Consider that Russia still makes abundant tritium while the US has produced no appreciable quantity this century. Russia has an abundance of Mach-10, plasma-stealth-shielded hypersonic delivery platforms. The B-52 first flew 70 YEARS AGO. Consider that DC is backed by an unenthusiastic cadre of second and third-rate powers; Russia is backed by China. Russia has a history, dating to near-ancient times, of defeating all comers. The USSA was defeated, last year, by seven essentially unarmed, disorganized, barefoot farmers in the hills. 

And, “your” government wants a war…

We all know it’s the neocons, the ideological sons, and grandsons of Trotsky. No sooner were they violently ejected from Russia in the 1930s than they landed in the US. And took over. While you’ve gleefully allowed yourselves to be replaced by incompatible primitives, you turned your society, economy, and government over to a tiny band of tiny devil worshipers. Lately, despite all the luck their master could grant them, they’ve been having a very rough time. They have hated Russia long before the 1928-41 timeframe, likely for over 1,000 years. It is most likely they hate Americans a small fraction more – if that’s possible. So, one can safely assume they do not care at all about the dangers of provoking an unwinnable war between parties they eternally despise. Again, that you allowed this to rule over you…

I’ve written about the potential matchup before and do not care to again. In quick summary, I think the US’s military will be about as damaging to Russia’s military as the US’s sanctions have been to Russia’s economy. For reasons, I still don’t think this thing will go the total distance. It will, however, probably go some ways down the road. Time will tell. Remember that the empire has been provoking Russia for three decades without cause, hard and heavy in Ukraine for the last eight years. If or when Putin responds, look for it to be hard, fast, and devastating. Recall his warning about “consequences like you have never seen in your history.” Kindly avoid large cities, military bases, and critical infrastructure for the duration. I now advise against entering anywhere near the Yankee Capital from now on.

Today’s harsh title? If we are forced some ways down that road, we may see something new in Amerikant annals. There is still-quiet but growing talk about renewed military conscription. There’s also been not-so-quiet but growing talk about cherished equality in future conscriptions. If it comes to it, the odds are alarmingly high that in addition to our sons, the wicked little servants of satan may draft our daughters. Or try to. It goes without saying that this move would be utterly unwise and an admission that the US nation-state has completely failed. 

I strongly caution against any war with Russia and any war on behalf of stupid, foreign satanists. I strongly caution against a draft. I most strongly caution against drafting women. Really, do not do it. (This DIRE WARNING has been brought to the appropriate parties by the letters R, D, and X, and by the number 7.62).

*Next week, look for, potentially in lieu of a new column, two blast-from-the-past classics!

UPDATE: Rand is getting in the way by using that Paul-ian brand of conservo-libertarianism which demands adherence to legalism. At least he’s slowing the madness and making the lockstep allegiance between Schumer and McConnell obvious to anyone except the average ‘Murican.