Drones and Assange kind of go together in a sad way as one must sometimes fearfully look over his shoulder for the other. Tonight there’s some good news for both.
Droning On: You’re Not a Criminal Tonight
Have a drone? Kids have a drone? So many people have drones as toys, real estate cams, or hottie-next-door spying tools it isn’t funny? I bet you have one or know someone who does, right? Did you register it with the FAA when you bought it? No. Then you’re a criminal. Or you were.
A federal court just struck down the FAA’s idiotic 2015 reg that recreational drones must be registered. Justice for you and your
Julian Assange is Really a Jerk…
The Empire, bluster aside, has made no known moves to prosecute Assange for anything – likely because he did not break any laws. Likewise, Swedish prosecutors have dropped their fake rape case against him. And, Ecuador is pressing the UK to grant Assange safe passage out of their embassy in London.
As if that’s not good enough news for old J.A., he is now the subject of interest of both Pam Anderson AND Lady Gaga. Some guys…
Ben A.Pruchnie/Getty/The Telegram.
I need to hang out in the Ecuadorian embassy some.
A whole lot more is happening but it will have to wait….
I must admit, I am a minor league illuminati watcher. Usually my concern centers around powers seeking to influence the government. At other times I comment on the culture. Sometimes the two intersect.
There are some I consider Big Show illuminati watchers. And I respect them on average. Evil is real and it always seeks to corrupt. It’s important to monitor and guard against that. However, some get carried away. Sometimes they get it wrong. Or, maybe it is that i just don’t see what they do.
Here’s a contemporary example:
Lady Gaga nearly rocked the roof off the NRG Stadium during Super Bowl LI. Initially, I was concerned about PC intrusion into her halftime show. I worry a lot… But, I didn’t see it. Some did. I did not. Some tried to “body shame” her. I sure as heck didn’t see that. Now, Alex Jones and Co. claim the whole show was a Satanic ritual designed to mesmerize and indoctrinate the masses.
I just didn’t see that – and I looked for it. So much of pop culture revolves around the occult that it’s frequently impossible to miss. Still, I did not see it with Gaga. Now, just yesterday, I helped break Gaga-Gate with the esteemed assistance of Mohamed Sanu: Gaga colluded with Coach B. to bend time, giving the Pats a transquantum advantage – the only rational explanation of how the Falcons could have possibly lost.
Given Gaga-Gate and what Jones said, I was determined to go back and re watch the show for signs of the supernatural. I still did not see his concern. But, I did see something! This something is most unusual. It gives Gaga-Gate a twist no one (expect maybe Sanu) could have predicted. What I discovered is utterly insane. Let me outline this for you:
The Super Bowl was played between the New England Patriots (victors, naturally) and the Atlanta Falcons. The game was played at the NRG in Houston, Texas, home of the Houston Texans. Got that: New England, Atlanta, Houston. Now. Check this out:
The following pics are from the Gaga show, which you can watch HERE.
In this picture from the show’s opening one can plainly see Troy Aikman and Dak Prescott sitting in Sec. 103, row 16, seats 6 and 7 (circled in red). Both are laughing maniacally. What’s that all about?!
Next, as Gaga descends from the rooftop, she passes directly under a single star (yeah, right, Texas “flag”).
The whole field was covered with blue stars.
Those blue stars remind you of anything? And, here one last bit of conclusive proof:
That male dancer who carried the lovely Gaga, Frankenstein-style (in front of another giant blue star, by the way)? That was Roger Staubach’s grandson!
I think you get the picture now. The entire 14-minute show (40-min by Sanu’s reckoning) was a huge Dallas Cowboys propaganda hit piece!
The most insidious thing in the annals of the NFL and television. I’m speechless…
Thank God we know now just how the Falcons lost in such spectacular fashion. It wasn’t the Russians. It wasn’t Trump. The electoral college had nothing to do with it. The KKK was not involved. And it certainly wasn’t a lack of talent and discipline when facing a vastly superior team. No.
It was Lady Gaga. Atlanta WR Mohamed Sanu (rhymes with coo coo) explains:
Wide receiver Mohamed Sanu told the NFL Network’s Good Morning Football on Friday that Lady Gaga’s 40-minute halftime performance “definitely did” impact the team’s play in the second half.
“Usually, halftime is only like 15 minutes, and when you’re not on the field for like an hour, it’s just like going to work out, like a great workout, and you go sit on the couch for an hour and then try to start working out again,” Sanu said on the NFL Network, via by CBS Sports.
Sanu said he doesn’t “know if you can simulate something like” the lengthy halftime break.
Leading up to past Super Bowl appearances, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has had his team stop for a half hour in the middle of practice to simulate the halftime performance.
Bill was cheating again. Neither the Falcons, nor any other team, could ever simulate a halftime break during their practices. Unthinkable. Bill. Cheating. Again. Heck, I’ll bet he messed with the time-space continuum in order to warp the Pats straight through halftime – probably in cahoots with Gaga. Gaga-gate. Five game suspension!
Gaga frantically communicates with Belichick via “hidden mic” earpiece as Sanu catches on…. Getty.
This is pitiful and delusional even by Loserville standards. They’ll have a hard time topping that after the Pats win SB LII next year.
Not really. Wait. Yes, yes I do.
Still getting over Super Bowl LI here – maybe the best football game I’ve ever seen. And part of the experience was Lady Gaga’s knock-out halftime show. She killed it. She was the runner-up MVP to Brady. Well, maybe not, but she was great.
Then I heard some rumors on these interwebs about someone – and I have no idea how anyone could do this – someone was “body shaming” my beloved Gaga. I then learned that that means they made fun of her for being out of shape…
I was out of shape myself for a decade or more. I know a thing or two about it. I know how hard it is to come back and to keep it up. Fitness is a big part of what I write about here. Nothing makes me happier than seeing someone lose the weight and hit the gym, etc. Anyway, I then returned my thoughts to Lady Gaga and her appearance last Sunday.
How the hell is this out of shape?
Billboard / Fox / NFL / Gaga.
I look at that and see …. talented, beauty! Trying not to be a pig here. Sorry. Love her. She’s the total package: great voice, energetic, plays her own instruments, upbeat pop, etc., etc. Strictly speaking to her physical appearance, I’m thinking “dream girl”.
Some dork named “Nanath” noted her “flab”. I don’t see that (revert to the above pic for reference) but I can see “Nathan” being a fat loser. “Jake” says she has a “gut”. Any bets “Jake” has never kissed a girl? Somebody “AppleCore” says she has a “flabby belly”… That fruit is rotten to the core. There’s probably no teeth to knock out. Certainly no couth.
But she doesn’t need me to defend her. The classy little lady strode right past her pitiful detractors:
“I heard my body is a topic of conversation so I wanted to say, I’m proud of my body and you should be proud of yours too,” she wrote on Instagram in the caption of a photo of her performing. “No matter who you are or what you do.”
Instantly turned these idiots into a positive message for everyone. Amazing.
It’s not often I side with the feminists. Even more amazing. But that’s the power of Gaga. No shame it that at all.
*Note: Perrin may have developed a crush on Lady Gaga. If you are her, please contact him immediately…
North to Canada
Word has it that many recent arrivals in the U.S. are preemptively self-deporting. This comes ahead of President Trump’s full measures to reform immigration and secure America for Americans. It seems that these good folks didn’t really want to live here after all. Canada, it seems, is where the warmer welcome and more generous welfare benefits may be had. Northern neighbors: buyer beware.
Bigger, Better Bombs?
During a visit to MacDill AFB in Tampa, the President told assembled troops he was going to heavily “invest” in America’s military. What he means by this remains to be seen. However, it sounds expensive, especially for a nation that already spends more on the military than the rest of the world and also happens to be dead broke.
If this has to do with a modernization, aimed at actual defense of the U.S. from terrorists, then good. If it has to do with the Iran saber-rattling, then … hmmmmmm…
Gaga for Gaga
I enjoyed Lady Gaga’s entertainment last night at Super Bowl LI (that’s “51” for the Falcons fans). Heck, I want to take her out!
Someone found something to grumble about. They think she was secretly sending hippy protest messages to the Soros Rent-A-Mobs. I honestly didn’t see it. Too busy watching her. So I looked again. Still just a short blonde beauty with an awesome voice. I’d better
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And I have halted the memes for now. I lost my favorite. Deleted it or something. Anyway, the intended audience was too stunned today to notice. And it’s not nice to rub it in. Having said that, I leave you with this: