Posse Comitatus

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I love follow-up stories.  The other day I did a piece about military drones killing Americans and mentioned the Posse Comitatus Act as a possible solution.  I said I’d have more to say about the Act soon.  Here it is:

On June 18th of this year we will all celebrate the 135th birthday of the Posse Comitatus Act, 18 U.S.C. § 1385.  Happy Birthday, Pos-Com!!!  Maybe you do not share my zeal?  Perhaps you have never heard of this great Act or maybe you don’t know what it means.  Allow me to educate you.  The Posse Comitatus Act means absolutely nothing.  Those who will celebrate the creation of this dead letter are those who should be prosecuted under it – namely those members of the various executive branches of the Federal and state governments. 

“18 U.S.C. § 1385” is a legal citation to the United States Code, referring to Section 1385 of Title 18.  Title 18 is the federal criminal code thus, Posse Comitatus creates a criminal offense.  Like 99.99% of federal criminal laws it only sets forth a felony offense and punishment.  Unlike most federal crimes though, the Act carries a lower than usual maximum sentence and it HAS NEVER BEEN PROSECUTED!

In law school I wrote a lengthy research paper on the Act – Posse Comitatus – written for my advanced Constitutional Decision-Making seminar taught by the very Honorable Professor John B. Anderson.  Anderson represented the people of Illinois’s 16th Congressional District for twenty years.  You may recall his 1980 independent run for President against Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan.  You may also recall his book The American Economy We Need from 1984.

I consider Professor (as I always call him) Anderson a good friend.  Once he and his wife, Keke, graciously received my wife and I at their beautiful home on a visit to Washington.  However, back when I initially presented my paper proposal to him he seemed a bit skeptical.  I suspect that, at the time, even he had not heard of the Act.  As the semester progressed though our Nation’s Capital came under the terror of the Beltway snipers.  Anderson called me one day and said he had just heard a news report on the radio about the snipers, the hunt therefore, and … the Posse Comitatus Act.  He was hooked and I received an “A” for my efforts. 

Over the ensuing decade I have ripped the paper apart, added to it, and conducted additional research on the Act and many related matters.  In the not to distant future (later in 2013 perhaps) I look forward to publishing a book based in part on my original thesis.  The book is tentatively called A Well Regulated Militia (Amazon/CreateSpace/Kindle) and will relate to all things Second Amendment, Militia, and tyranny prevention (and reversal).  This would include, for reasons cited herein, below, the Pose Comitatus Act.  This work will be far more substantial than The Time Given (soon, I promise), though that treatise is no less important to the scope of human happiness than anything else I write.

I hope the book-buying public also gives my work an “A” and I experience mass market financial success.  Remember, you need not actually read a book; what counts is buying it (multiple copies if possible).  I have limited the many notes and many of the citations which accompanied my old paper and which will inevitably appear in the book.  For the book I intend to clean them up, eliminate them if possible, or relegate them to the seldom viewed “Notes” section at the back. I hear notes, like charts and graphs, drive down sales.  Pictures have been known to help though:

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(Our Posse.  Source: Google images).

The history of the Act is a great part of the history of the 19th century in America.  As you may recall in the middle of that century we had a rather unpleasant incident which resulted in the deaths of about 600,000 men.  I refuse to call it The Civil War because it wasn’t.  A “civil war” is where two or more factions fight for control of a central government.  In our case, the Southerners wanted to be free of Washington, not in control of it.  It also wasn’t a declared war (I’ve had debates with other attorneys about what that meant). My northern friends often ask me my opinions about the war.  I can sum the up easily: it was as deadly as it was unnecessary. 

I am in the minority of honest legal historians who believe that the southern states had every authority to seceed from the union.  I think any state today has that same authority.  Nothing in the Constitution compels eternal membership and several states expressly reserved the ability to withdraw at any time.  They asserted a Natural Law position which, being universal, would seem to apply to even those states which joined without such reservation. 

Back in the Nineteenth Century, America was plagued with major problems – debt, financial scams, economic warfare, lying politicians, and, of course, slavery.  Come to think of it, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

You may recall from history that once the “war” was over and the Union reunited, a probationary period was imposed on the southern states.  This period was known as Reconstruction.  It was rank with abuse.  In numerous cases the legislatures of southern states and other institutions were invaded or harassed by regular army troops.  The Posse Comitatus Act was passed partly in  response to these alarming events. 

“Posse Comitatus” is a Latin phrase roughly meaning “power of the county.”  “Posse” in latin is a verb which means to “be able” or to “have power”.  “Comitatus” means “company” or “retinue.”  In other words, it refers to the local militia – those men available for service in times of crisis.   An aside, suited for a future article: “militia” does not correlate with the “National Guard.” 

The concept of the militia predates and was well established at the time of our nation’s founding.  Congress still acknowledges the militia separately from the Guard; the Guard and the militia are differentiated under Titles 10 and 32 of the U.S. Code.  Every State maintains a militia (at least in the law books) separate from the Guard.  In Georgia, the State militia is officially the Georgia State Defense Force.  See: O.C.G.A. § 38-2-23, et seq

The Guard was instituted in the early twentieth century and is essentially a back-up force for the regular national army – it is sometimes on loan to the several States.  Enough on that for now.

The Pose Comitatus Act reads, in its entirety: “Whoever, except in cases and circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.”   18 U.S.C. § 1385.   

The Act (let’s call it the “PCA” from here out) originally started out as an amendment to the Army Appropriations Bill (H.R. 4867) for the fiscal year ending in 1879.  This would be during the forty-fifth congress, second session, in 1878.  The initial mention of the concept of the PCA as an amendment came from Rep. William Kimmel of Maryland on May 20, 1878.  Kimmel was cut off in mid speech by time constraints; however, he successfully laid the framework for the PCA amendment.  See: 7 Cong. Rec. 3586. 

H.R. 4867, PCA and all, eventually became law on June 18, 1878, hence the pending birthday celebration.  See: 7 Cong. Rec. 4686.  Some scholars have speculated the PCA was enacted only to end the use of he army in supervising southern elections and legislative sessions.  Earlier I said the PCA was partly enacted for the reasons said scholars state.  I, however, dug deep into Congressional history (boy, what fun) and found a more complicated picture. 

The roots behind the theory of Posse Comitatus go much deeper and further back in history than the American Republic.  The concept was present at the end of the Roman Republic, more than twenty centuries ago.  Gauis Curio attempted to disarm Caesar’s returning army in order to preserve domestic tranquility.  See: Caesar, The Gallic War, Loeb Classical Library, 587 (Harvard U. Press, 2000).  As you know, Caesar “crossed the Rubicon” and the Empire shortly thereafter commenced.

In early America the fear of armed military forces present in everyday life was of grave concern to our Founding Fathers.  Beginning the Declaration of Independence with a nod to Natural Law, Thomas Jefferson listed the first grievance against King George that “He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature. … He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.”  Dec. Independence, para. 13 – 14 (1776).  Jefferson listed various other similar complaints against the King.

Jefferson was not alone in his fear of standing armies, provisions against which found their way into both the Articles of Confederation and the Constitution (remember the Constitution?).  In The Federalist Papers, Alexander Hamilton, himself not the greatest proponent of freedom, railed against the standing army as “unsupported by any precise or intelligible designations of reasons.”  The Federalist, No. 27 (Hamilton).   

The Forty-Fifth Congress considered several issues in developing the PCA: a standing army versus a militia; limited central government; and, the proper (if any) uses for an army within the confines of the territory of the Republic.  A sub-issue of concern at the end of the 19th Century was the potential rise of communism, which Congress greatly and rightly feared.  Karl Marx was still alive at the time of the PCA debate, his works on “economics” relatively fresh off the presses.  Rep. Abram S. Hewitt of New York commented on the subject: “If you want to fan communism, increase your standing army and you will have enough of it.”  7 Cong. Rec. H. 3538 (1878). 

Rep. Kimmel stated the then current use of the army in domestic affairs was a direct “violation of the Constitution.”  He cited numerous examples of federal troops aiding tax agents, governors, sheriffs, and district attorneys in Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, and New York.  7 Cong. Rec. 3580 – 3582.  Again, it is popularly said that the PCA was the result of Southern states fed up with the misuse of federal soldiers during elections. Most of Kimmel’s examples were responses to tax collections and labor disputes.  In 1878, as today, New York and Michigan are generally regarded as northern states.  Other Representatives related similar troubles all across the country.  The problem was national in scope.

In the Senate the debate continued.  Senator Benjamin Hill of Georgia remarked, “A posse comitatus is a wholly different thing from an army; it is different in every respect from an army…”  7 Cong. Rec. 4246.  He continued, “it never was lawful, it never shall be lawful, to employ the army as a posse comitatus until you destroy the distinction between civil power and the military power in this country.”  Id

As the PCA is a criminal law and given the federal Empire’s love of prosecuting any and everything, one would expect numerous cases under the PCA over the past century or so.  One would be mistaken.  There has never been one single case brought against anyone under the PCA.  This may be due to the fact that the most likely suspects are government officials.  They don’t like to go after their own.  Honor among thieves you know.

The closest semblance of judicial review of the PCA has been in the form of indirect rulings in cases involving other crimes.  Defendants have asserted, as a defense, an alleged violation of the PCA by government officials executing some duty (such as drug enforcement).  This defense universally fails.  I will not bore my audience with any particular cases, though they date from at least 1975 and continue into this Century.

Oddly, I, the great authority on this matter, was once threatened with the potential of facing a PCA violation!  Yes, yours truly, Perrin Lovett.  It all stemmed from one of those lovely anti-family law cases of which I have previously expounded: https://perrinlovett.wordpress.com/2013/02/09/anti-family-law/.  I believe it was a custody dispute. 

Anyway, the defendant was a member of the U.S. Army stationed at Camp Zama in Japan.  Thus, I was tasked with the trouble of perfecting International legal service of process which is not necessarily the easiest thing to do.  I decided to circumvent technicalities by having the defendant simply acknowledge he had received my petition.  Not having an exact address for him, I contacted several offices at the Camp in an attempt to solicit their help in the matter.  The Provost Marshall’s office quickly told me they could not assist with serving a civil lawsuit without running afoul of the PCA.  They actually said that; you know, from the history given here, this type of situation was not within the original intention of Congress.  I pointed out that I was not asking for such, just for friendly information.  As luck would have it, I located the defendant on my own and the case went forward.  As usual, no-one was happy.  Correction: I am happy to have avoided being the only PCA prosecution in history.

Back to reality.  There have been cases innumerable of the military becoming involved in civil law enforcement – from the “war” on drugs to the massacre at Waco, to the Wounded Knee massacre, to the hunt for the D.C. snipers, etcetera, ad nauseum.  Why then, have there been no criminal cases arising from the incidents?

The answer lies in the actions of both the Executive branch and, especially, with Congress.  Exception after exception to the PCA have been enacted over the long years.  Congress has all but rendered the PCA a dead letter to the point the Act is useless for its intended purpose.  

It is somewhat interesting that, having taken the teeth away, Congress has not fully repealed the PCA.  This may be because federal laws never die, they linger forever, used or not.  Amazingly, as recently as 2005, the 107th Congress reaffirmed the spirit of the PCA, literally, but not meaningfully.  “The Congress reaffirms the continued importance of …[the PCA] … and it is the sense of Congress that nothing in this Act [H.R. 5005 – creating the Department of Homeland Security] should be construed to alter the applicability of such section to any use of the Armed Forces as a posse comitatus to execute the laws.”  H.R. 5005 § 780(a) – (b). 

The Homeland Security debacle … Act … followed the Patriot Act and decades of “war” on drugs, crime, and your freedom.  Various National Defense Authorization Acts have followed.  The result has been the complete decimation of the PCA.  President Bush (No. 43) and his successor, Barack Obama, have made clear their intention to use the military whenever necessary, wherever needed, to keep us safe, of course.  Obama even claims he can use military weapons to kill without Due Process.  The protests against his claim are less than deafening.  I protest!

I have some suggestions for changes and improvements to restore the vitality of the PCA.  This is one of the few instances where you will ever hear me call for a new or continued statute.  In the name of freedom, Congress should amend the PCA first to kill all of the previous exemptions.  Second, they should specify that the law only applies to those members of the federal, state, or local governments who would dare to use federal military force to accomplish civil law enforcement of any kind; they could define a violation as an act of government employee-specific treason. 

The punishment could be expanded accordingly.  Perhaps the original punishment might be appropriate in minor cases.  Others, such as those which involve the mass killing of American citizens could be made capital felonies.  Congress has the Constitutional authority to also limit the review of any conviction from any court – including the Supreme Court; thus, when a high official (an attorney general for example) orders Army tanks to drive into a church and burn the worshippers within alive, that official could be convicted under the PCA and immediately hanged in public.  This might serve as a warning to future would-be tyrants. 

Again, this is only a suggestion.  I do not relish the idea of killing even to avenge killing.  I reconsider, reluctantly, when the dread act(s) have the potential of continuing against all of the free people.

This leads me back to my article on drones picking off the voting, tax-suffering public, https://perrinlovett.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/droning-on-and-on/.  A President, already forbidden to use military drones against domestic targets (his already unConstitutional Orders overridden by my proposed law) might think twice about defying the law if he knew the gallows awaited his defiance.

The issues raised herein may likely lead to other related articles.  All of which concern you and those you hold dear.  It is your freedom, security, and happiness that drives me to raise the alarm – the same alarm raised by the Founders and the forgotten members of the forty-fifth Congress.  Bless their wisdom and fore-sighted concern.

Tuesday Evening Tune-Up

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Thank you to everyone who helped me with the Operation Thunder article.  I understand there’s a Georgia video floating around.  I’m not sure if I can (or have the skill to) link or upload that here.  Anyway, I think that issue is done.

I’ve been making small improvements here and there.  I’ve added a list of websites I find useful along with a link to my Twitter feed: http://twitter.com/perrinlovett or @perrinlovett or just search my name on twitter.  You can follow me there and get updates about this site and other relevant news and ideas.  A big thanks to Marshall and Jake for leading me into the Twittersphere, as I call it.  I am now able to alert my friends and fans to new articles here, like the very one you’re reading now, by Facebook and Twitter and something called “Freshly Pressed.”  Not sure what that last one does except generate a duplicate article link I usually delete.  Trial and error, folks.

My college buddy (from the past century), Marshall McCart, hosts TWO interesting blogs: http://www.eastmetroblog.blogspot.com/ is his libertarian plus site; and http://www.thepiedmontchronicles.blogspot.com/ is his awesome assortment of tales, legends and ramblings about all things middle Georgia.  Check them out!

Another site idea I’m toying with here is categorizing my posts for easier organization and reference.  I try to tag the fire out of them – I guess that helps with … something.  An index maybe?  I do all this for you, dear readers.

Now, how about more good reading?  Drones (domestic) are back in the news already.  Sadly, much like cancer and mosquitos, I suspect they are here to stay.  I may do a brief update if I think it’s warranted. 

I have a BIG DRAFT on deck with ties into the last Droning article; it’s more of a legal paper, and those seem popular.  Trust me, this one won’t disappoint.  It’s still a draft because I’m having to pare it down, word count wise.

Another heavy-duty draft is underway building on my Loser article.  Not quite sure where it’s going just yet.  Wherever it goes, it will be inspirational.  Look forward to something in between a motivational exercise/health report and a full-blown program on how to shed pounds and be happy(ier).

Much more to come after all of that.  Stay tuned.  Again, feel free to look around the whole site and “like,” “comment,” and “follow” to your heart’s content.

Operation Roadblocking Thunder

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Ryan, a friend of mine, asked me for an article about “Operation Thunder” the other day.  I misunderstood and thought he meant “Operation Rolling Thunder.”  I was going to be slow in getting to that as it is a dated issue. 

Rolling Thunder was a U.S. bombing campaign against the North Vietnamese from 1965 to 1968.  It was part of one of our undeclared wars to stop communism.  I’m sure the bombs killed plenty of people but the sorties and the war was a failure in the end.  The communists won or at least we left them alone once close to 60,000 American men died.  Like most wars, this one was pointless.  The Vietnamese never tried to attack the U.S. and, forty years on, we now trade with and generally have good relations with Vietnam.

I learned today what the new “Operation Thunder” (“OT”) is.  It’s a bombing campaign a little closer to home.  Well, they’re not bombing yet, but it is as pointless as the war effort in Southeast Asia.  It’s also illegal.

OT was implemented by the State of Georgia in 2007 (I wonder if I had heard of it earlier?) and it’s mission is to “detect Georgia’s high-crash corridors and reduce mounting highway deaths and serious injuries by introducing a high visibility law enforcement presence to help stabilize the extreme and illegal driving behaviors of careless motorists who cause those crashes.”  See: http://www.gahighwaysafety.org/campaigns/thunder-task-force/.  Rather than stabilize illegal driving, why don’t the police try to stop it?  Of course, this is government and is not supposed to make any sense. 

I have learned that the real purpose behind OT is collect more taxes from the citizens of Georgia.  The cops (State and local) are looking for drunks, expired tags, unused seatbelts and anything else they can issue a citation for.  You may be thinking, “Well, isn’t that what the police do?”  Generally, it is – on a case by case basis.  If a deputy on patrol sees you weaving all over the road he has probable cause to stop you and determine whether you are impaired.  That’s not what they are doing here.

Rather than going after actual criminals, the police are going after everyone on the road.  Or, at least those motorists who roll up to one of the OT roadblocks.  There officers ask for driver’s licenses and registration and any other information they can get.  I have information they are not limiting the practice to “surface” streets.  apparently, the Richmond County Sheriff’s Office, with the cooperation of the Highway Patrol recently locked down the Bobby Jones Expressway (Interstate 520) in order to harass the driving public.

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(Local Roadblock.  Source: Google Images.)

Some say this is an acceptable practice if it takes drunks and other dangerous drivers off the road.  Others say “good” drivers have nothing to worry about and so it’s all okay.  It isn’t.

The Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits warrantless searches and seizures.  Georgia’s Constitution has a mirror provision.  If you are stopped at a roadblock one night the odds are 0% the police have a warrant to arrest or search you, particularly.  Particularity is a requirement for obtaining warrants.  Just driving a car does not give them probable cause to believe you may be committing a crime.  Thus, they have absolutely no legal basis for these illegal stops. 

I have reports the police are flat-out asking invasive questions like, “Have you been drinking.”  They can ask but you are under no compulsion to answer them.  In fact, it’s a good idea to not talk to the police if you can help it.  That’s where the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution comes into play.  As drivers are effectively under arrest and not free to leave during their time stopped at these roadblocks, the right to remain silent comes into play.  By asking inappropriate questions while holding you hostage, the police violate your 5th Amendment rights in addition to the those covered under the 4th.  There’s also a natural right to move around freely – sometimes called the right to travel.  They’re violating it too.

Again, some gleefully say they will endure such treatment so long as it fights crime.  They miss the point entirely.  As I noted in Natural Law, “It is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer.” Sir. William Blackstone, backed by Benjamin Franklin and Voltaire.  Why do all the good drivers have to sit through the roadblocks.  Such a notion turns Blackstone’s statement on its head: “It’s better that all innocent motorists suffer, than one guilty escape.”

How much do they suffer?  All suffer the violation of the natural rights.  For some the consequences may be more tangible.  What if you are coming home from a ten-hour road trip and find yourself stopped for thirty minutes only a few blocks from home?  What’s that time worth?  What if you run out of gas while waiting?  Will the cops run down to the gas station with a can for you?  What if your child is dying and you are desperate to get to the hospital?  This all flies in the face of American tradition.  Ben Franklin once said, “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”  Franklin, Reply to the Governor of Pennsylvania, 1755. 

The public that accepts schemes like OT deserve neither liberty nor safety.  And they have neither.  Intrusive government operations never go away.  The freedom is dead.  Idiots and criminals will always flout legitimate laws.  There goes safety. 

This alarming, demeaning practice happens all across the country.  Why then haven’t the Courts, those guardians of our freedom, addressed the issue?  they have, and they wholly endorse the measures.  The Courts are part of the government, if you recall.  There is no legal recourse for the people.

So, what is to be done?  The probable answer is “nothing.”  Freedom is fading fast in the wreck of America.  The idealistic answer is to write to your Sheriffs, Governors,and other elected officials to demand they halt such abuses of liberty.  In Georgia you can reach Governor Nathan Deal at: http://gov.georgia.gov/webform/contact-governor-domestic-form or at (404) 656-1776.  Just don’t expect a positive response.  The communists seem to be winning here too.

The “Mean Cigar Man”

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A friend and his wife recently told me the little picture of me which I chose for representation on this site “looks like someone straight out of ‘Apocalypse Now.'”

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(This guy…)

There was no apocalypse that day as I remember and I certainly don’t want to seem like a scary dude.  I am the exact opposite, unless you happen to be a hungry rabbit molesting my garden…  This particular picture was taken by a client and friend of mine; we were on a business trip to Cincinnati, Ohio, the City of Brotherly Craziness.  It was my first time there and I was very impressed with the town.

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(The view of downtown Cincinnati from my hotel room.  Beautiful.)

We visited for a deposition in a Federal civil suit.  A “deposition” is lawyer talk for a question and answer session conducted under oath.  I won’t bore you with the details of my business.  Anyway, we flew in one afternoon and had some time to kill.  Before dinner we went for a walk around downtown.  My buddy and tobacconist, Russell Wilder, had recommended a cigar shop (“third oldest in the nation” or something) and we found it with ease.  Now you understand the cigar.  I happened to be wearing a casual green shirt and there was a man standing over my shoulder holding a plastic bag.  The rest of the picture should be self-explanatory for the most part.  See, nothing scary.

My picture was taken on the plaza at Fountain Square just before dinner.

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(The Fountain Square.  More beauty.)

The fountain is named “The Genius of Water.”  It was crafted by Ferdinand von Miller, although in person, it reminded me of Bernini.  You know Bernini.  Apollo chasing Dap…never mind.  Anyway, we were sitting there taking in the sights and sounds of the city while enjoying our cigars, when these nice people came through the crowd distributing free “stuff.”  I think it’s called “swag” on the street. 

The freebies were a promotion for the PowerBall Lottery, which I think is played nationwide.  I usually refrain from playing such games as I view them as a tax on people with poor math skills.  I did, however, gladly accept the PowerBall headband you see in the picture.  I had never had a headband before and the lady who offered it to me was too nice to say “no” to.  I once posted the same picture on Facebook and called it “Perrin to the People.”  Catchy, huh?

Unbeknownst to my friend and I, PowerBall fest was just getting started.  Had we been paying closer attention, we would have seen a van full of performers pull up to the curb.  One of the nice swag-givers set up an enormous boombox and then, all of a sudden, this happened:

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(The PowerBall Shuffle…)

Yessire.  Right there on the plaza the afore-mentioned performers (now clad as living PowerBalls) began to dance to the hit tune I’ve Got The Power.  Dozens of bystanders rushed to join the fun.  You can see the gentleman in the hat was having a blast dancing with the red PowerBall.  They do-sa-do’d in style while the music lasted.  Then, just as quick as the party started, it was over.  The crowd dispersed and the afternoon went on.

So, you see, there is nothing in any way out of the ordinary about my little picture.  I’m sure you’ve had a similar lottery-inspired, big city hoedown experience yourself.  For a moment you may have thought the world was ending but there was really nothing apocalyptic about it, was there?

The mean man with the cigar was nothing of the kind.  He was simply a spectator of high street-performance art.  End of story.

By the way, the next time you’re in Cincinnati, bring you’re dancing shoes!

Don’t Lie For The Other Guy

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The title of this story comes from another stupid and annoying government scheme to beat the daylights out of what little freedom is left in Amerika.  Actually, it’s from a private organization, http://www.dontlie.org/.  They appear to have the support of some gun manufactures and more than a few retail outlets, like Academy (Blowing In The Wind) Sports.  I still suspect government involvement.  This slogan sounds like it should have been rapped (poorly) as part of some  hysterical campaign aimed at Saturday morning, cartoon-watching children in the mid-1980’s. 

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(This clever poster shows what can happen if you lie.  Source: Google Images, atf.gov?  Suspicion justified?)

The stated goal of “Don’t Lie” is to stop “straw purchases” of firearms.  To a degree this is a good idea – thus, it should probably be left to common sense.  Jesus reminded us not to lie, as lies are evil, and to simply tell the truth.  Mathew 5:33-37 (see also Commandment No. 9). 

A straw purchase is where a convicted felon or some other person prohibited by law from buying a gun (an ever-expanding group) pays a “normal” person to buy a gun and then give it to the prohibited person.  The website above has all the horrible statistics about this practice.  For the average person such a crime can carry severe penalties.

You’ve probably heard about the biggest case of straw purchasing in recent history, the BATFE’s Operation Fast and Furious.  The AFT had various agents and other individuals buy guns and then gave those guns to Mexican drug cartels.  When not enough purchases were made the ATF started directly shipping out guns, some fully automatic, along with grenades and other weapons of war.  The stated reason for this criminal activity was to “see what happens.”  A lot happened, including many deaths.  U.S. Border Patrol agent Brian Terry was killed by one or more of the subject guns.  I suspect the real reason behind this nonsense was to create a scary sounding situation which could only be remedied by more gun control.  See: http://oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/7-31-12-FF-Part-I-FINAL-REPORT.pdf (Part I of III).

Fast and Furious was a failure (officially and morally) and has faded away to the dark place where projects like Operation Northwoods and MK Ultra go to die.  Those who should have been hanged for treason have been promoted.  All is well, except for the friends and families of the deceased and the Amerikan public.

Considering the most corrupt entity in the USSA and the biggest liar in all of history is government, I wish to pass along a warning in the spirit of “Don’t Lie.”  Guns are the weapons of choice for some murders, although hammers are used to kill more people ever year than rifles.  See: http://nation.foxnews.com/gun-rights/2013/01/03/fbi-more-people-killed-hammers-clubs-each-year-rifles.  Despite the fact that guns save over 2 Million lives every year (see John Lott’s excellent research: http://johnrlott.blogspot.com/), the media and its masters in government tend to focus on highly isolated and infrequent mass murders involving guns.

Recently the politicians have been in a tizzy over a few shootings – one at a school, one at a theater.  I, by no means, trivialize the death of innocents in these and other cases but, statistically speaking, they are distant outliers.  There are also eerie connections here and there that may suggest some of these incidents were false flag operations, as Fast was intended.  The Empire has held hearings in the matter and elected dictators from coast to coast are calling for more civilian disarmament.  Having vanquished the super-sized soda pop from New York City, Mayor Michael Gloomberg has shifted his focus back to eliminating your ability to defend yourself.

Something unusual is happening though.  As the governments of the land call for and implement more freedom control, some gun manufacturers are fighting back.  They are increasingly refusing to sell their wares to the police forces of governments evil enough to ban or control private gun ownership.  See: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/15/group-of-second-amendment-supporting-gun-makers-now-refusing-to-sell-arms-to-law-enforcement-in-new-york-and-other-gun-restricting-states/.  Where am I going with all of this, you ask?  It’s about to make sense.

Without access to weapons to arm their mercenary forces, the politicians may become desperate.  Sure, they could give their officers the money for the guns and send them out looking like average, ordinary civilians to make the purchases.  But they can’t!  They’ve banned average, ordinary people from buying guns.  As a result the freedom haters may become extremely desperate.  Here follows a possible scenario which might affect you:

Imagine you’re one of the lucky Americans who still lives in a free state or city (I pray you are).  One evening after work you are walking home enjoying the night air.  You duck down a dark alley to take a shortcut.  Suddenly a scruffy, greasy, shiftless-looking bum of a politician in a trenchcoat comes slithering out of the shadows towards you.  He’s of the desperate variety from New York or D.C. or somewhere.  Instinctively, you assume a fighting stance and drop the safety on your pistol.  But, for once, you are baffled to discover this is a politician who wants to give you money rather than steal it from you.  He offers forth from beneath his smelly, stained coat a paper sack stuffed full of $100 bills.  With all the charm of a diseased wharf rat he tries to entice you to purchase some AR-15s on behalf of his storm-trooper corps. 

Once the shock of the situation wears off you may, for a moment, be sorely tempted to take his money, shoot him, and say he was trying to mug you.  Don’t do it!  For one thing, leave evil to the evil.  And, for God’s sake, do not lie for this slimy degenerate!  Have nothing else to do with him!  Rodent-like beings such as our hypothetical politician are often under investigation for corruption by some larger criminal organization.  Loudly and clearly tell the creep you are not interested in breaking the law on his behalf.  Say it several times in different directions so the FBI’s cameras and microphones record definitively that you are not a participant in his conspiracy.  Then tell the rat where to go and continue on your way.  You may have to take a long shower and burn your clothes as a result of the encounter, but at least you won’t end up in prison like the dude in the above picture. 

Don’t Lie For The Political Guy!

Natural Law

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Ninety-Nine percent of lawyers in the United States graduate from law school and practice their profession without much if any consideration of the ultimate underpinnings of the laws, regulations, and processes with which they work.  I mean something deeper and more eternal that a mere constitution or the tradition of Anglo-American law.  This lack of knowledge is not necessarily their fault.  Law schools rarely teach or even mention said underpinnings.  Legislatures, executive officers, and courts now operate without the slightest acknowledgment of that from whence they derive their just authority.  Most citizens seemed confused about the nature and base concepts of law, rights, and justice generally.  This is all forgivable to a fault (especially for the lay audience).  Let me tell you briefly about where “law” comes from.

Long ago, policy makers and attorneys such as Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, and Patrick Henry did understand and acknowledge the source of their governmental efforts and the results thereof.  This deeper sense of purpose was never limited to American statesmen.  Pre-Americans and even pre-Christians such as William Blackstone, Cicero, Aristotle, and Solon also were aware of the greater power behind their actions.

That power and influence is called “Natural Law,” sometimes referred to as “Natural Rights” and similar names.  These are fundamental concepts which are imbued into each human spirit by their Creator.  Made-man law is or is supposed to be an expression of the natural law.  David Miller, et al., eds, The Blackwell Encyclopedia of political Thought (Oxford 1987).  Some argue that the individual rights associated with natural law must be or may be curtailed to a degree in a complex society.  Miller, et al, supra.  I, like many libertarians, disagree with this notion insofar as one person’s rights do not become an infringement on the rights of another.

So, where did natural law come from?  To answer that question let us journey back in time – way back, to the beginning of time, if fact.  Natural law along with all principles of science, measure, and understanding were created by God, the Almighty, as a product of His grand universal creation.

The concepts of natural law are, thus, as eternal and fixed as the laws or rules of physics or mathematics.  Regarding those rules of “hard” science, humans are on a continuing mission to explore, understand, master, and apply the same.  So it is with natural law.  Being imperfect and tainted by original sin, it is unlikely that we shall ever have complete mastery of any of these ideas.  Therein lies another agony resulting from the original disobedience and the ensuing free will dominated “knowledge” with which mortals outside the garden must grapple.  As natural law relates to human behavior and society – “soft” sciences, academically speaking, it is much more difficult to grasp, let alone use than some other universal truths.  Four plus four equals eight and gravity almost always attracts separate bodies together.  Whether people should have a king or a board of selectmen is a wholly different and subjective problem.

As a note, one need not be a Christian or a believer in any specific faith in order to respect natural law.  For those so inclined, just consider it another facet or force of the universe we happen to inhabit.  As alluded to above, many, many philosophers and legal scholars and practitioners observed natural law millenia before the founding of the United States and centuries before Christ.

In describing the “visible world” the Catechism of the Catholic Church (“CCC”) (No. 341) describes man’s progressive discovery of the laws of nature as he observes the interaction and beauty of the universe.  “The natural law is written and engraved in the soul of each and every man, because it is human reason ordaining him to do good and forbidding him to sin…”  Pope Leo XIII, Libertas, 597; CCC, 1954.

God originally, long after the expulsion from paradise, gave us ten simple Commandments by which to live – they are a direct and further exemplification of natural law.  Jesus gave us the most simple explanation possible of natural law with his Law of the Gospel, “new commandment:” “love one another.”  John 13:34; CCC, 1970.  People, it seems, are unwilling or simply unable to follow clear, simple admonishment.  The history of the past twenty centuries bears this out.

As a result of our collective incompetence, we are now subject to laws, regulations, and rules both innumerable and incomprehensible (and mostly unnecessary).  However, at their core, if these human statutes are valid, they are based on some interpretation of natural law.

“The natural law is immutable, permanent throughout history.  The rules that express it remain substantially valid.  It is a necessary foundation for the erection of moral rules and civil law.” CCC, 1979 (entirety).  The question for us, is how to interpret and apply these immutable principles as we create civil law.  Rest assured that nothing we do will ever be perfect.  The best we can strive for is an approximation.  Harken though and remember that this whole body of law is contained in our souls; we only need to tap into it when necessary.  This never-ending task has been the study of great men throughout history.

In Natural Right and History, Leo Strauss explored the origins and ideas of natural law.  He noted  Plato’s theory that freedom from and doubt of human law is the “indispensable” beginning of the search for natural law.  Strauss, Natural Right and History, pg. 84, U. Chicago Press, 1953.  This means “thinking outside the box” about law, rather than civil disobedience – although that may come later.  Strauss goes on to differentiate between the “classical” view of the law as espoused by Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Saint Thomas Aquinas and the “modern” (17th century and on) views held by Locke, Hobbs, and more contemporary thinkers.

Some of these differences are obviously products of their time and the accumulation and interpretation of previous work.  Others are matters of opinion, albeit well-reasoned opinion.  St. Thomas’s observations along with those of other Christian theologians are influenced by Biblical and Church teachings; however, this concept would not be wholly lost on ancient Greek or Roman philosophers.  In their time, those ancients usually attributed the law to nature itself, with perhaps a whimsical nod to Olympus.  As Juvenal quipped: “The wrath of the gods may be great, but it certainly is slow.”  Satirae, XIII, 100.

I will go no further, directly, with Strauss’s differentiation.  This is the interpretation of Perrin Lovett and is mostly concentrated towards a modern, American view of the law and how it applies to our societal relations.

Before we get back to our America we still need a bit more history.  An exhaustive examination of natural law was one of the central themes of St. Thomas Aquinas’s great Treatise on Law, part of his larger Summa Theologica.  Expanding upon Plato and Aristotle’s “outside the box” approach, Thomas concludes, with reference assistance of Saint Augustine that law “which is not just seems to be no law at all.  Hence a law has as much force as it has justice.”  St. Thomas, Treatise on Law, R.J. Henle, S.J., editor, pg. 287, U. Notre Dame Press, 1993.  St. Thomas goes on to say that a civil or earthly law with conflicts with natural law is a perversion rather than a law.  Thus, did Walden and others, claim a basis for civil disobedience to repugnant laws.

Saint Thomas notes that natural law may be divined directly from principle (i.e. a law against murder would be based on God’s commandment not to kill or the principle that each human has a right to live).  The other more subjective method is through examination of generalities.  Enter, here,  the fuzziness of the human brain.  A natural law-compliant statute which prohibits murder may also prescribe punishment for murder; what the punishment should be and how it is applied is a matter of determination based on assessment of the factors of the case, with natural law as a field guide.  See: St. Thomas, Treatise, supra, pg 288.

Seemingly, most of the core laws of our nation and our states derive (or did derive)from Biblical or other ancient sources.  Most are straightforward in definition.  Murder is prohibited in Georgia the same as it is in California (and just about every jurisdiction worldwide).  The procedure governing a murder case and punishment following a conviction are also dictated by law.  In keeping with natural law, a criminal defendant should be accorded all protections of Due Process, else his conviction, if any, is tainted with perversion.  In name and theory at least, American laws and courts have erected elaborate barriers to protect an accused citizen from state malfeasance.  Consideration of possible punishments, as well as any type of considerable sub-crime (manslaughter, for example) have been designed (again in theory) to assess the factors and circumstances of each particular case.

Often voices arise in a society, particularly regarding emotionally charged cases, crying for “justice” at all costs.  These voices essentially call for lynchings based on such novel theories as: “Everyone knows so and so is guilty!” and “Some people just need killing!”  On our quest for natural law, we must put aside emotion and observe the larger picture.  That picture encompasses the possibility that even a seemingly guilty criminal may still be innocent; our procedures of justice are the mechanisms for definitive (though imperfect [humans again]) adjudication.  “It is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer.”  Sir. William Blackstone, Commentaries on the Laws of England, 1783 (this sentiment has been echoed by Benjamin Franklin and Voltaire to name a few).

Blackstone commented that nothing is more essential to the “common good” than the protection of individual liberties.  Blackstone, Commentaries, supra.  This reasoning was shared by Thomas Jefferson and John Locke, etc.

Jefferson, of course penned the Declaration of Independence.  In its first paragraph our great severing/founding document based the authority of the American people on the “Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God.”  The second paragraph is (was) well known: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights…”  (italicized emphasis added).  Those rights are the natural rights enjoyed by every human, which need not be necessarily acknowledged by any document and can never be legitimately infringed upon by any government.  The rest of the Declaration was dedicated to addressing King George’s abuse of those rights and the implementation of the natural law recourse – secession.

Those were core values on display to the whole world in perhaps the most stunning social experiment in human history.  Natural law gave life to the Articles of Confederation, an entity devoted to mutual aid and protection for the betterment of all member states and their respective citizens.  Shortly thereafter, the Constitution came into being.  Again, some attempted to forge a stronger union with the steel of natural law.  Certain of nature’s rights were expressly set forth in the Bill of Rights.  This was a case of core values mingling with the fire of powerful government – a dangerous combination.  As the two plus centuries have made clear, one government is as capable as another is usurping power for its own ends while concurrently infringing on the rights of its people.

It is when we consider statutes and rules outside of the “core” of our natural human experience that real problems are confronted.  Imagine, if you will, a man alone on an island.  He is his own society and, if he wishes, his own government.  His natural rights are as intact in the middle of the uncharted Pacific as they would be in mid-town Manhattan.  He has, for instance, that right to live or for self-preservation.  Absent some new addition to his little society, a rule against murder would prove difficult to adhere to; murder is the unlawful, unreasonable, and voluntary killing of a human being by another human being.  Absent another person our Islander need not fear murder.  He might find himself facing suicide or starvation though and then his rights to his own person would become his chief concern.

This simple Robinson Crusoe example should translate form a desert isle to any more complex society.  However, some laws deal with issues not conducive to reason in any circumstance.  A bill or statute proposing farm aid to certain large corporations based on their stated financial needs, the aid to come from either taking directly from the rest of society or by decreasing the value of that society’s currency (if the currency be fiat in nature) is a completely different, non-core matter.  However, politics, financial tricks, and smoke and mirrors aside, such a dilemma may still be decided along natural lines.  Governments today generally do not have legitimate money to give away nor are they capable of productively earning such monies.  A giveaway scheme necessarily involves taking from someone else.  Is this not theft?  Is theft not forbidden by the Creator’s Law?  Heaven aside, the earthly consideration here is one of justice.

“All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.”  Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics, 325 B.C.  Justice would seem to forbid stealing from one group to pay off another, no matter how well-connected the recieving class might be.  You, the reader, must know that our government has long since abandoned this rational debate.  As a result we have those laws innumerable.  Sadly, this has been a long-standing problem.  “The more laws, the less justice.”  Cicero, De Officies, 44 B.C.

As mentioned earlier, the wisdom of the ancients was once of common knowledge and practice in our Western world.  George Washington wrote, “The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of Government.”  Geo. Washington, Letter to Edmond Randolph, 1789.  After his visit to America, Alexis Comte de Tocqueville stated: “When I refuse to obey an unjust law, I do not contest the right of the majority to command, but I simply appeal from the sovereignty of the people to the sovereignty of mankind.”  de Tocqueville, Democracy in America, 1835.

Common sense even protruded into the Twentieth Century.  One who knew best, Dwight Eisenhower said, “Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin.”  Eisenhower, radio address, 1957.  Universally speaking: “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Letter from the Birmingham, AL Jail, 1963.

Unfortunately for us, the voices of justice and reason have been growing steadily fewer and father between.  Today our American government bears almost no resemblance to that which was established long ago while memories of tyranny were still fresh.  Rather than engage in justice, let alone its quest, our politicians constantly engage in vote-buying schemes of unimaginable proportions.  Solon’s observation has never been truer: “Laws are like spider’s webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape.”  Quoted by Diogenes Laertius, Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers, 3rd Cent. A.D.

For a final example, this analogy to a spider web is demonstrated time and again in the new Amerika.  When greedy bankers make horrible, criminal (but foreseeable) mistakes and risk the financial ruin of the world, they are bailed out and pass freely through our laws.  The poor, middle class, and average citizens are caught, seemingly forever, in a legal cesspool of debt and oppression.

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(Natural law is as common as the beauty of Nature itself)

I will not end on a sour note.  Rather, I offer a humble solution.  If we are to be free as God’s children are supposed to be, we must cast off the burdensome trappings of our current governments.  For that process to begin our citizens must each commence their individual quests throughout their spirits for natural law and justice.  In particular, our lawyers and law students need to demand formal classical education, or else, they must take it upon themselves to learn what has been lost.  While all of you have great deal of research and reflection to do and I may follow-up with more reasoning and explanations, I hope this article starts the process.

Droning On and On

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Suddenly, in the midst of the deprivations of the Imperial police state, a controversy has arisen!  I imagine it will die down (literally perhaps).  The same neo-con nuts who gleefully embraced preemptive war, torture, and summary execution of “fara-ners” with rabid, Ares-worshipping lust have suddenly found a reason to be concerned about similar tactics.  Apparently, these Jacobin decepticons were previously unaware of the prolific and deadly use of armed, un-maned drones in the War on Freedo..er..Terror. 

Now there is a great uproar over President Sotoro’s claim, cleared legally by the Just-Us department, unopposed by the loyal and useless opposition in Congress, and unaddressed by Federal Courts, to have the unilateral authority to kill any American citizen by drone strike anywhere, at any time, and for any reason or for no reason. 

You may recall the Obama’s warning to his daughter’s potential suitors: “I have two words for you — predator drones.”  See the Emperor in action here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWKG6ZmgAX4. We all laughed.  Hahahahuuuuuh….  The man was serious it seems.  Now it appears that these flying hunter-killers are intended to quell any Amerikans out of line, not merely stupid teenage boys who hit on the wrong girls.

By Executive Order (an act of Congress without an act of Congress) the President has established a “kill list” of suspects, terrorists, others (political dissenters??), the occupants of which may be targeted for death by Hellfire missile at the President’s individual whim.  Hitler is probably kicking himself in hell for not thinking of something similar.  Americans are not exempted from the list.  No need to trouble a grand jury, the police, or the Courts!  No need for antiquated concepts like Due Process or Equal Protection.  Just press a button and … BOOM!  Problem solved.  All of this takes place in secret as to protect us serfs.

The New york Times has warned that 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue may be engaging in a “‘Whac-A-Mole’ approach to counterterrorism”  (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/world/obamas-leadership-in-war-on-al-qaeda.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0).  Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, does it not?  Silly old Jimmy Carter was laughed at for once stating he sought nuclear policy advice from his daughter.  Now we have a deadly serious policy operating on the principles of a carnival game. 

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(This thing may be coming for you, Amerika.  Source – Google Images, fair use.)

Many ordinary citizens, when confronted with such awful reality often retort, “It can’t happen here!”  Sadly, while not necessarily occurring on American soil, it has already happened to three Americans overseas.  Samir Khan and Anwar al-Awlaki along with Awlaki’s 16-year-old son were blasted by a missile from a drone. (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/05/16856963-american-drone-deaths-highlight-controversy?lite).  These individuals were allegedly involved in some sort of terrorist activity in Yemen.  Details are scarce in this case, absent altogether really.  Per the President’s Order the public (and Congress, etc.) need not know any reasons behind such actions.  Tyrants usually do not to explain themselves.

This is the current poster case of drone abuse.  Considering the government goes to extraordinary lengths to keep its criminal activities secret, there may be other incidents of extra-legal drone killings (murder).  I have friends in and out of the legal community who defend such actions as warranted under the “War” on terror.  Can you recall when Congress declared war on terror?  They did not.  They did authorize President Bush to use force in Iraq and Afghanistan based on numerous lies concocted by the previous administration.  I suppose this “War” extends to Yemen and, now, world-wide.  The most Honorable Ron Paul objected to this carte blanche authority and urged his lower-IQ colleagues in the House to consider a Declaration of War, as mandated by the Constitution.  Remember the Constitution?  Congress has not declared war since 1941 and probably never will again.  Rules are so hard to follow; sworn oaths be damned.

Reports have been issued that these mechanical terror birds are currently in use over the good old U.S.A. for domestic surveillance purposes.  The details, again, are scant at best.  A rumour floated around the newsrooms that drones were used to hunt accused criminal Christopher Dorner in California.  Is it possible the fire which killed Dorner might have been started by a warhead detonation rather than the (constantly shifting) reasons given by the authorities involved in the case?  Dorner was described as a “domestic terrorist” after all by L.A. Police Chief Charlie Beck.  (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/10/ex-cop-manhunt-continues/1906999/).  Perhaps Beck made a phone call to the White House.  I speculate wildly and perhaps without cause.

On Wednesday the Federal Aviation Administration assured the shepple that there will never be any armed drones over Amerikan soil.  See here: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/feb/13/faa-official-no-armed-drones-us/.  Some, like Kentucky Senator, Rand Paul, Dr. Ron Paul’s son, fear the President might someday use armed drones to kill more citizens here at home.  Now we know we are safe – the government told us so.  This would be the same government that told us income tax withholding would cease just as soon as Hitler and Tojo were licked.  The same government that told us about the great naval battle in the Gulf of Token, the evil of the Waco TX Seventh Day Adventists, and the collapse of World Trade Center Number 7.  We have nothing to worry about!  Really!

I can sense, telepathically, that you don’t believe this latest lie.  You may recall that on the same day they “pulled” WTC No. 7, the FAA temporarily lost control of the nation’s airspace to the Imperial military.  Your flights were cancelled and all.  It’s the same military that will dispatch the armed drones to engage all of you “domestic tarr-ists” whether the FAA likes it or not.  The FAA answers to Little Barry and when (if) he tells them to step aside, they will without a word of protest.

A long, long time ago, back when America more resembled a free country, Congress took up the subject of lower tech military threats against Americans in America.  The result was the Posse Comitatus Act, which prohibited the use of military troops or assets in domestic law enforcement.  For years this law sat on a shelf in Washington until it was completely covered with dust.  By strange chance a night cleaning crew uncovered it while trying to tidy up after Watergate.  The law was promptly re-addressed by the Congress and essentially nullified.  It’s still on the books though it has never been used – ever.  Rarely does a federal law go unused.  I am (or was) an expert on this little gem of legal security and you can look for a near future discussion of the same at this site. 

There are many potential solutions to this quandary: impeachment, nullification, Congressional oversight, etc.  You can (and should) write your representative in Mordor to recommend and demand such action; do not expect results.  Reinvigorating and strengthening (and applying) the Posse Comitatus Act might be a way to solve the neo-cons’ worries.  Oh, I almost forgot about them.  They do tend to be annoyingly forgettable, don’t they?  I think their concern stems from the party association of this particular President rather than his policies. 

The ever-wafting neo-fascists were enthusiastic, as noted above, when a Republican president used similar heavy handed measures.  “D” and “R” convey tremendous power.  Last year, as in 2008, the RepunliCONS had a good chance to stand behind a man who would have never allowed such atrocities to befall the American people.  At the time, though, the nuts declared Dr. Ron Paul to be an isolationist and a wachco.  Would they agree now that a wacho beats a dictator?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Travesty

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My parents started reading to me from The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien when I was very young, three or four years old maybe.  Daddy was a huge Tolkien fan and possessed most, if not all – and multiple copies of, the then published books.  He was able to recall the stories from memory anytime I wanted to know something about Middle Earth. Thus began my lifelong fascination with all things Tolkien.  My autodidactic studies have led me back through The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings,  the rest of the Legendarium of Arda, and the associated works of Professor Tolkien many, many times.  As you may know, I have under development my own book about law (and Natural Law) and politics in the Middle Earth.  My father was a true genius and renaissance man; in this area alone I may have surpassed his knowledge and skill.  Of course, I want to pass along the family tradition.

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(If you have never read The Hobbit, go pick up or Kindle a version like this.  Source: Google images, fair use call.)

Last fall I was delighted to discover my daughter’s interest in the subject and, so, we (to both our delights) read the story of Bilbo’s great adventure.  We are currently muddling slowly through The Fellowship of the Ring.  Our slow progress is due to my daughter’s innate questioning and unusually foresight-inspired comments.  It seems genius skips a generation…

With great anticipation we awaited the arrival of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit movie, part one of three.  I admit I was somewhat suspicious of why three movies were needed to convey a book less than a third the length of The Lord of the Rings(LOTR).  I told myself Jackson obviously was going to entertain great detail and perhaps show behind the scenes activity (the White Council, the assault on Dul Guldur, etc.).  Then came some early bad reviews, even from sources I actually respect – authoritative sources such as Vox Day, http://voxday.blogspot.com/.  I wrote them off, intent on making my own judgments.

Jackson’s interpretation of LOTR was spectacular if somewhat deviated from the book.  I am a Tolkien purist and would have happily sat through three or more twelve-hour movies which depicted the story word for word and scene by scene, exactly as written.  I understand and accept this would have likely decreased the profitability of the venture so as to make it unlikely any movie would have ever come forth.  Nonetheless, I was happy with Jackson’s production.  Changes he made I understood though I was more disappointed with some more than others (no TOM BOMDADIL!, Gandalf’s confrontation with the Witch King high up in Minas Tirith, etc.).  Certain I was that The Hobbit would receive similar treatment.  I passed my assurances of excellence along to my daughter; we eagerly waited for December 12, 2012.

Much like the Elves of Eregion, we were betrayed.  Let us refer to Jackson as Annatar, the giver of goofs.  Had this been a new, independent story it would have been entertaining if somewhat hard to follow with characters, scenes, and history coming and going like waves at the beach.  The controversial speed of filming did not bother me in the least and I did not notice anyone else in the theater having seizures.  It was the brutal butchering of the story that made me sick.  But for my daughter’s interest and satisfaction, I would have departed after the first hour or so.  Initially, I was pleased with most of the pre-staging.  As time wore on I kept telling myself Anna…Jackson would hit his grove any minute.  Hours later the lights came on, the credits rolled, and I broke out in a cold sweat and vomited in my empty popcorn bag.

Mercifully, I only had to see the movie once.  Let us see what I remember.

The opening.  The long, long opening.  Okay, I liked the historical education for the most part.  Smaug (what we saw of him) along with Dale and the Kingdom Under the Mountain looked pretty cool.  But, wasn’t this story related to Bilbo by Thorin and not by Bilbo to Frodo?  I understand the need for a link in with the three prior blockbuster$.  Anyway, the opening to the opening took forever.  Then Bilbo finally daydreamed about his journey.  I thought we were alright at that point.  They even got the Belladonna Took/buttons-at-door quote right.  It seemed all (slowly, painfully) downhill from there.

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(Honestly, this Bilbo was just as convincing and much more faithful to the book.  Source: Google images, fair use call.)

The arrival of Thorin and Co. just didn’t sit well with me.  Thorin was supposed to be an aging Dwarf wearing a blue hood with a tassel.  The dwarf at the door (and throughout the whole movie) was more like the second coming of Aragorn.  Tolkien allotted heroes by degree and purpose.  That was one of the central, underlying themes of the Hobbit and the LOTR.  Small, dull hobbits were chosen over mighty elves and men to undertake the greatest quest of the third age; their seeming unimportance was their great strength.  I digress.

This Thorin was entirely to young and macho for his personage.  Sure, Tolkien’s dwarves are a stout people but they never liked to take such command roles as displayed in the film.  And, these dwarves didn’t look like the dwarves from the LOTR movies.  Gimli looked like a dwarf, this crowd looked like short, crude men who wanted some semblance of elegance.  I think Bombur was the most convincing of the troupe.

I was also bothered by the mis-introduction of Tranduil at the beginning.  He never had time to mount a rescue when Smaug came and, even if he did, who could fault him for calling it off when the day was already lost.  Of course, we could ask what Thorin was doing inside the mountain during the attack.  We could also ask for our ticket money back.  As Sec. Clinton recently scoffed, “What difference does it make?”

The opening dragged on and on.  I was fearful Bilbo would actually read that contract from end to end and even, perhaps, consult someone at Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes for advice.  The little circus finally departed the Shire and entered lands that bore an odd resemblance to Rohan.  Then, apparently having overcome his death at the hands of Dain Ironfoot, came Azog the orc looking for vengeance. 

As if that wasn’t enough of a shock we soon got to meet Rastagast, the ridiculous Brown hippy, darting hither and yon on his rabbit-drawn sleigh.  For someone who was only mentioned by name very briefly in the book, old bird-poop, nest head got a lot of air time in this telling.  Funny, he was in the original LOTR, but like Bombadil, got the shaft during the movies.  More importantly, he did not discover the identity of the Necromancer; that was Gandalf’s business!  And, contrary to this movie, it had been discovered for some time.

That leads us into the hidden valley of Rivendell, reached it seems by falling through a sinkhole.  All was well again when the great swords of Gondolin were named and Thorin’s map read by Elrond.  The conference of the White Council was appropriate too, or so I thought.  If you’re going to devote so much time to so short a story, why not show some speculative behind-the-scenes action which inevitably had to happen somewhere at sometime anyway.  But, like almost everything else in this film, this imaginary scene was stood on its head.  At this point in the story the WC would have been putting the finishing touches on their plan of attack, not debating what was already known and decided years before.  Did Galadriel have a crush on Gandalf??  He was her favorite Istari, I know, but she was a happily married Elvish Queen and he a great though veiled power.  Alliance yes, flirting – who knows…

The passage up into the Misty Mountains was good, as far as it goes.  I thought the Stone Giants were a bit over the top.  They were a dire threat it seems, but not an amusement park ride.  Also, I distinctly remember the crack opening in the back wall of the cave, not the floor.  Small potatoes, sure.

What occurred inside the mountains, though, was a giant, rotten, slimy potato of a fiasco.  First of all, Goblinland was supposed to be all tunnels and caverns.  Instead, these bubblegum-imp looking critters lived on a vast complex of rope bridges and bamboo platforms any child from the East Farthing could have constructed.  True to his given inconsistency, Jackson’s goblins here bore no resemblance whatsoever to their cousins a few doors down in Moria.  The LOTR Moria goblins looked right – fierce and evil.  The “Great” Goblin’s brood looked like rejects from Fraggle Rock.  They were as comical as they were unconvincing.  The Great Goblin!!  He was supposed to be the fiercest and most menacing of all.  Instead he looked like one of those 500 pound slobs on a medicare scooter one might encounter at a Wal-Mart in south Alabama.  I’m extra glad Gandalf killed him. 

At least Bilbo managed to find the ring.  His detour into Gollum’s lair was out of sequence but it worked well enough.  By this time i would have accepted the Tooth Fairy appearing to gift him the ring.  Moving on…

Once outside the company was immediately set upon anew by zombie Azog and his host of wargs.  These wargs looked more like wolves than the latter-day Jackson wargs from LOTR (I thought those were giant hyenas).  But wait, in the book it wasn’t wargs at all, it was supposed to be actual wolves.  And, where were the angry Fraggles to sing “Fifteen Birds in Five Fir Trees?”  It really didn’t matter as Jackson cut the number of trees down to three and then like dominos cut them down to one – over a cliff.  Clear glades don’t have cliffs.  Arrrgh!!!  I was happy to see the eagles save the day.  It could just as easily have been Radagast in a make-shift, squirrel-powered helicopter.

Wargs, Goblins, and Azog.  Oh, my!  Each of these mistakes demonstrate yet another disappointment with this sad affair.  There was too much reliance on computer-generated animation or CG.  CG should be reserved for big things like Smaug or the Witch King’s flying steed.  And then, it should be as realistic as possible.  Jackson’s Hobbit, like the last Star Wars episode looked like a cartoon to me.  Rankin/Bass Productions already made a cartoon Hobbit in the 70’s – see the above picture of cartoon Bilbo.

After the amazing success of the LOTR films I was devastated by this interpretation.  A great childhood book has been reduced to a pile of rubb…  Wait!  We still have two more movies to go.  Maybe Jackson will take some criticism to heart and salvage what’s left of the story.  Then again, maybe we should look forward to seeing the U.S.S. Enterprise swoop down from space and kill Smaug with a photon torpedo.  Why not?

I give this show Two Rings of Power (out of a possible nine – hey, I’m a mortal man).  Yes, I will view the next two installments if for no other reason than morbid curiosity.  I look forward to the day when some director decides to make a real live-action movie version of The Hobbit.  That may take some time.  Old Toby, anyone?

Monday Notes.

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That’s A Stop Sign

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I read a lot of Eric Peters’s columns on the death of automotive freedom in the USSA.  He’s one of the great commentators at http://lewrockwell.com/, the wonderful anti-state web powerhouse.  Maybe, someday when Lew lowers his standards a bit, you might find yours truly ramblin away there.

Eric spends a good bit of time writing about the stupidity of Amerikan traffic laws.  I think he did a piece recently on mobile radar/speed trailers.  The police put these idiotic contraptions in odd places in an effort to harass the driving public.

stupid trailer

(You’ve seen this thing.)

I was on my way home from liquor stor…er…candy shop one fine afternoon when I encountered another of these radar RoboCops.  It was placed at the entrance of a lovely residential neighborhood I enjoy cutting through occasionally on my way home.   I actually stopped in the road to take the above picture. Thus, the machine had the effect of causing me to cease speeding and start blocking traffic – dumb robot.  Usually, if I am fairly confident no actual officers are around I hit the accelerator and make the machine stroke out (as best I can driving a 10,000 lb anvil).  Some models have blue lights that flash angrily when you hit a certain illegal speed.

As a conditional word, I almost always drive as safely and efficiently as possible.  My number one goal is to get where I going, number two is getting there without endangering anyone.  You’ll recall that George Carlin once said something to the effect: “Have you ever noticed that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac?”  This is really true.  I’ve driven all over the good old USSA and can make the following observation.  Nearly all drivers may be classified into three categories (about equal thirds, too): 1) those of us who are competent and courteous; 2) those who are completely unqualified to drive and struggle to control their vehicles; and 3) those who just don’t give a damn.  Where do you fall?

Stop sign, stop sign.

Oh yes, about 30 seconds after I passed the radar R2D2 I came upon a deserted intersection and proceeded to turn right.  As there were no other cars anywhere around and visibility was excellent I confidently did a California role.  As I made the turn I saw a County Marshall standing in someone’s yard (likely there to harass them for violating some ridiculous, cookie-cutter ordinance).  He looked at me and pointed and said, “That’s a stop sign.”  My title is now explained.  Had I been a smarted person I could have made some witty remark.  As is, I just rolled my eyes and waved him off dismissively.  After 3 seconds of quick reflection I drove away speedily.  He had a badge and a gun after all.  I generally have, as a result of my profession, a good relationship with many area law officers, many of whom are decent people.  I did not recognize this dude and I did not like his lecturing attitude.  Sensitive me.

My escape was successful but hindered by the one blemish in this quaint, out of place, New England-feeling subdivision (other than the cops and their robots) – speed humps – lots of them.  A speed hump, for those you fortunate enough not to know is a speed bump which has been stretched out about six feet.  Like the robots they are intended to slow a vehicle by causing the driver and passengers discomfort.  Torture, really.  And, totally unneeded in this particular place.  The streets curve constantly, back and forth, and the terrain is all hills.  Physics dictate that all but the most foolhardy will obey the posted speed limit out of necessity. 

Speed bumps and humps kill numerous people ever year – mainly because they slow responding ambulances and cost precious, life-saving seconds.  That’s a rant for another day.  Speed humps, robots, and stop signs.  Oh my!