I thought…
Nevermind. It was the Lumbee…
For a Moment…
10 Tuesday Sep 2019
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Baltimore Sad … #VanControl
09 Monday Sep 2019
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Better ban vans quick, as they found out in Baltimore today.
‘No bomb’ found in van with 1,000 gallons of gas in downtown Baltimore parking garage, precautionary sweeps continue…
Baltimore emergency officials evacuated a large area of downtown on Monday after an abandoned van loaded with 1,000 gallons of gasoline was discovered in the parking garage of one of the city’s most venerable companies, officials said.
Shortly after 11 a.m. police received a call about a suspicious vehicle in the parking garage of 100 E. Pratt St., home to T. Rowe Price, one of the city’s largest private employers. Officials quickly began an evacuation from several high rise buildings that sparked Sept. 11 anxiety and turned the heart of the city’s business and tourist district into a crime scene tied off with yellow tape.
Thank God it wasn’t a bomb! Or a white nationalist with a fully-automatic military assault cannon. Now, now… Russia! could still be behind this.
I have been saying this for a while now: #VanControl! Think of the children.
It is a little embarrassing, but I forgot to include gasoline in my big list of things they need to ban for safety. Addendum: ban petrol! I think we can all agree that nobody outside of the police or the military needs vans or unleaded gas. Hunters and sportsmen can make do with gold carts and steam power, just like the Founders envisioned. No-one wants to take away your 3rd Amendment protections! We just need a little common sense gun control van control, etc. All garages are equal! How can one possibly justify such high-capacity gas cans? Waiting periods at the pump! Bump pump? Background checks. I saw a red flag and I’m saying something. Blah, blah, blah.
Anyone heard from ISIS lately? Rep. Ilan (D-Somalia) aside, I don’t think they’ve been active since the LVNV shooting and/or cover-up. I was starting to think they had read and adopted Napoleon’s “not interfering with” ideology regarding the late-stage US Empire.
Or, could this be a sad attempt to divert attention from the Patriots’ great start on their record seventh SB run?
Hell, it’s Baltimore – we’ll probably never know. I’m just glad no hedge funds were harmed in this LARP.
UPDATE: It was just diesel fuel and alleged theft, of diesel fuel. #DieselControl!
VERY RARE Political Endorsement!
09 Monday Sep 2019
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From me. You know how extraordinary this is…
After careful consideration, and another painful, perhaps drug-addled visit with my surgeon, I hereby endorse THIS GUY,
for President of the… No! NO! Wait, I endorse THIS DUDE,
for President of What’s Left of the Whatever States of You Know. He’s got it. I don’t know who he is, that he’s really running, or anything else, but WOW! This is the man to solve the stuff! ROCK THE VOTE, MAN!!!
GAWD, I hurt…
An Argument Against the 17th Amendment
08 Sunday Sep 2019
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The Ironsides Boys Dig a Hole
08 Sunday Sep 2019
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From TPC on Wednesday, if you missed it. Fiction with a message. I got cartoons with messages in a lil’ bit!
Not (directly) a TOM Ironsides story! You’ll see:
Just Another Ordinary Fencepost Hole
Larry’s Small Farm in New Hampshire, Saturday, August 31, 2019, 9:04 AM…
Bert watched his mother and his sisters ease down the long driveway to the road. He listened until the hum of the Sequoia’s V8 faded away. Then he ran down to the barn, finding “Little” Larry (all six-foot, three inches of him) digging around under the F-250’s bed cover.
‘Lar! They’re off. Bet they won’t be back until the mall closes.’
‘Kay, Bubba. I got everything we need. Let’s go find dad.’
Larry, Jr., recently turned eighteen, and his younger-by-three-years brother rolled gently into the back field, headed towards the distant clump of firs and junipers in the far corner above the woods and just uphill from the creek.
‘They changed the story about the Texas shooter. Again.’ Bert read headlines from his phone. ‘Now…
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TPC Alert
07 Saturday Sep 2019
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Next week, I will publish a MAJOR national affairs article concerning the anniversary of 9/11 and WTC 7. I expect that interest in the matter, as opposed to football season, will be nonexistent. Stay tuned…
PS: The slightest rumors on an FP revival have surfaced. More on that if something materializes.
The Case of the Undercover Fox
07 Saturday Sep 2019
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A former CIA babe ruffles fake feathers with a new book.
A former CIA officer who says she spent years under deep cover has written what appears to be one of the most revealing memoirs ever put to paper by an American intelligence operative — a book so intriguing that Apple bought the television rights even before its October publication date.
But the book, “Life Undercover: Coming of Age in the CIA,” by Amaryllis Fox, has become embroiled in dual controversies.
Some former CIA officers who have learned about its contents are questioning its veracity, saying key details don’t ring true. Some are casting doubt on the book’s climactic scene, Fox’s recounting of a dramatic solo meeting she says she had in Karachi, Pakistan, with al Qaeda-linked extremists.
And, in an extraordinary move, Fox submitted her memoir to publisher Knopf Doubleday without getting approval from the CIA’s Publication Review Board, in violation of the nondisclosure agreement every agency officer signs, according to three U.S. officials familiar with the matter. That agreement says the CIA must review anything a former officer writes about intelligence matters to insure that she is not revealing secrets or endangering lives.
Not to worry. I have reviewed this matter with Tom Ironsides. He said, referring to Fox as “Foxy A,” that there’s nothing dangerous in her book (and that any allegations of romantic liaisons with him are utterly false, unless otherwise). “A lot of lies were told. Some of them were even true,” he said. It seems not all things NCS are equal. “She learned to shoot at Peary. That’s so cute. Speaking of cute … she [REDACTED…..],” Ironsides added, pouring another Scotch.
Rest assured, the TeeVee (and movie) rights to the Ironsides saga will not be sold to Apple or any other mainstream outlet – barring substantial payment.*
*I’m open to the higher eight-figure range, guys, with some included editorial oversight. We’ll chat…
Dysgenic Amerika
06 Friday Sep 2019
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Nothing to see here, comrades.
The shrinkage in the marriage market is but a symptom.
“Most American women hope to marry but current shortages of marriageable men–men with a stable job and a good income–make this increasingly difficult, especially in the current gig economy of unstable low-paying service jobs,” explains lead author Dr. Daniel T. Lichter of Cornell University, in a media release. “Marriage is still based on love, but it also is fundamentally an economic transaction. Many young men today have little to bring to the marriage bargain, especially as young women’s educational levels on average now exceed their male suitors.”
It’s like there’s a dire shortage of adults. Oh yeah, there is.
We are losing crucial emotional and mental capacities for self-reflection, for wandering thought, for the ability to tolerate boredom. And that is the very definition of being a child — all id, out of control, demanding and needy and dependent. It’s poisoned our politics and our personhood, the terrible irony is this: Only we can fix it.
Correction: only the long, slow passage of time or war will fix this. Neither of these articles mentioned anything beyond the symptoms of the decline. The authors are likely incapable of understanding the root causes. They will fix nothing. Indeed, the fix is in. Like a plan or something.
Flags to Half Staff: Robert Mugabe, RIP
06 Friday Sep 2019
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The greatest leader in modern history is dead.
Despite (baseless) allegations of ineffective management, cultural collapse, starvation, brutality, and even cannibalism, Exulted General Mugabe made his mark as the revolutionary bulwark of modern Africa – indeed, of the free and civilized world. Consider just a very few of his many accomplishments: Changed the name of Rhodesia to Wakanda Zimbabwe. Made all Zimbabweans billionaires. Cut throats unemployment to effectively zero percent. Cured cancer. Perfected cold fusion. His work with the space program speaks for itself; the pyramids would have never again been fully operational without his involvement. Turned Ian Smith into a rockstar. Reformed agriculture, ensuring a food supply capable of feeding all of his continent and most of the world. The internet. Hop-hip. Etc.
We have lost a titan.
I hustle for my muscle and you look weak son, yeah!
I’m goin’ for all that I can get.
Kickin at the top cause I’m too legit to quit… sing!
Too legit… Too legit to quit…
RIP
Sympathy for the Trump
05 Thursday Sep 2019
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PCR makes a decent case for it.
Now that Comey has been protected, we have to expect that his co-conspirators in the plot to overthrow the President of the United States will also be protected from prosecution. It will be interesting to count all the crimes that will not be punished and add up all the prison years that won’t be served. When you think about the large percentage of innocent people in prison and on death row and about the mothers of young children who are imprisoned for drug possession, it makes you sick that Comey who tried to overthrow the elected President of the United States is permitted to walk.
All future presidents will have learned from Trump’s fate that their real job is to foment enough American enemies to keep the military/security complex’s budget expanding. The United States will continue on its course toward war with its homemade adversaries.
The good news is that after Trump we’ll only need to suffer through one or two more future presidents. The bad news is … yeah.
PERRIN LOVETT 
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