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From me. You know how extraordinary this is…

After careful consideration, and another painful, perhaps drug-addled visit with my surgeon, I hereby endorse THIS GUY,

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for President of the… No! NO! Wait, I endorse THIS DUDE,

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for President of What’s Left of the Whatever States of You Know. He’s got it. I don’t know who he is, that he’s really running, or anything else, but WOW! This is the man to solve the stuff! ROCK THE VOTE, MAN!!!

GAWD, I hurt…