Last Night – NOT Fiction

04 Wednesday Nov 2020

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Yeah, so as there are so many of you around today and this week (thanks!), I thought you might enjoy this tale of what (besides the election) completely wrecked my night!

It was cold and dark… I was up until Creepy Joe babbled something at the junkyard, was it? Whatever. Seeing as how nothing had budged for a while, I decided to get a few hours of sleep. No sooner than I laid down my head than I heard this “BEEEEEEEEEEEP,” that didn’t stop. Confused, I opened my eyes to hear better – because that’s how we hear, right? I tried to write it off as nothing – like the election – but it kept beeping. I cautioned out to make sure it wasn’t a smoke alarm. It was not, decidedly coming from outside.

Peeping out, I thought it might be my neighbor’s truck with the alarm going off. I messaged him as much. Then, upon closer (louder) inspection, I discovered that it was emanating from a tractor that the city had left in a vacant lot behind the truck. Running on empty, I forgot my phone has a flashlight. But, I did remember it was a phone, and I called the matter into the authorities! After a beeping eternity, a police officer arrived. He and I, with his flashlight and my dulled wits, stumbled around the G-D tractor until we located the horn button, which was fully depressed and engaged. BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!

After a few tries, and without resorting to violence, we managed to silence the infernal thing. We figured it was either a malfunction, cold dew shorting the horn, or the dreaded Boogaloos. I can’t remember what happened to the officer, but I ended up back in the house. There, I decided to “check the progress!” again. I discovered Orange Man muttering something about the Supreme Court. Right? Still, the maps didn’t change, though eventually the sun did rise.

My neighbor(s) (none of them) allegedly heard the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP that just wouldn’t stop. Deaf? No idea. But, this morning and now, the tractor is gone. The election is still a toss-up. My head still hurts. And you just wasted part of your day with this nonsense.

Suckers…

Scott’s Big Hat – What Passes For Election Reaction…

04 Wednesday Nov 2020

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So, my map predictions… Kindly toss those in the can with the Constitution and the nation. In my defense, all those fake polls were way off too. The wait is on, and I hope to shoot a video later this week that makes sense of whatever happened (or didn’t) last night/too early this morning. For now, you will certainly enjoy this outstanding videocast featuring a tired, discombobulated me and an election from hell. The saving graces are two: One, no matter how off I am, no matter how bad I screw up, we can count on FP’s Chief Russian Spy, Jovana, to save the day via digital magic! Oh, and two: Scott’s hat.

That’s the pimp’n-est MAGA hat on earth. USA! USA! USSA!

Here We Go – Election Mania 2020

03 Tuesday Nov 2020

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Well, I could not think of a single thing to add to what I’ve been saying for months. I will, for purely journalistic purposes, stay awake later than normal and watch the show.

My sources rotation: https://www.realclearpolitics.com/elections/2020/,

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/us/elections/results-president.html

https://www.foxnews.com/

https://www.usatoday.com/elections/results/2020-11-03/presidential/?itm_source=oembed&itm_medium=news&itm_campaign=electionresults-home&itm_content=all-races

https://voxday.blogspot.com/

I would say, “may the best man win,” but it’s politics. Enjoy the show!

First Law in Action Again

03 Tuesday Nov 2020

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I’ve been on this for some years now: Perrin’s First Law of Terrorism: Terror suspects are ALWAYS known to authorities in advance. Always. And, again! In Vienna, while the story keeps predictably shifting around after yesterday’s attack(s), it is no surprise that the prime suspect was just released from prison early. He had been locked up for suspected TERRORISM!

The Islamist marauded through the streets wearing a fake explosives belt and injured 22 as he fired at random before he was ‘neutralised’ – shot dead by police at 8.09pm.

Fejzulai killed an elderly man and woman, a young male passer-by and a waitress.

A 28-year-old police officer was shot but is said to be in a stable condition, while seven civilians who were injured are in a critical, life-threatening condition.

Fejzulai had been jailed in April 2019 for trying to join Islamic State but he was granted early release in December under juvenile law because he was under 19-years-old at the time of his offending.

Fejzulai was not deemed capable of carrying out an attack and Interior Minister Karl Nehammer admitted that the terrorist had fooled the country’s judiciary be enrolling on a de-radicalisation course.

He even broadcast his plans on social media. And, a “de-radicalisation course????” Fool us once, huh? How about this: a rope is impossible to fool, and it guarantees no follow-up attacks. Diversity rope is our greatest strength!

I hope to remember this one, after the “big day” for the prepper newscast, which is proving much more popular than one would think.

And, as for popular, my but we have some interest around here, lately. Thanks. Quality will improve tomorrow. I promise. I suppose some of you might be looking for my final pronouncements on the circus. I made those months ago, though I will try (and today I’m kind of tired) to come up with one more something or another.

Diversity in Vienna

02 Monday Nov 2020

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It’s becoming so common one can just change the dates and the cities and have a close enough version of the full story.

At least two people have been killed and 15 others injured in six gun attacks and a reported ‘suicide bomb explosion’ near a synagogue in Vienna on the city’s final night before coronavirus lockdown.

A huge manhunt is currently underway for multiple attackers armed with rifles following the horrific shootings, with the first near the synagogue reported at 8pm local time.

One attacker is thought to have ‘blown themselves up’ during the rampage with another arrested and one shot dead by police. A police officer is also thought to have been shot and seriously injured. Vienna mayor Michael Ludwig said 15 people were admitted to hospital, seven with serious injuries.

The rampage comes on the last evening before Austria goes into lockdown, with bars and restaurants in the country closed from midnight tonight and people flocking to enjoy one last night of freedom.

Shocking footage showing a man carrying an assault rifle and sprinting through the streets of Vienna and firing off shots was shared on social media, shortly after reports of the attack. More distressing footage appears to show the moment a man is shot by an attacker.

Interior Minister Karl Nehammer told Austrian broadcaster ORF: ‘It appears to have been a terror attack.’

He added that the perpetrators are on the loose and ‘heavily armed and dangerous’ and the army had been asked to guard key locations in the city to allow police officers to pursue the attackers

Of course, Johnson, Macron, and the rest say they are “shocked,” and that “we will concede nothing.” How this scenario playing out for what, the 500th time, could shock anyone is beyond me. And, too much has been conceded already. You’re in a damned war. Fight like it and win!

A Soulless Ethos Indeed

02 Monday Nov 2020

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Sometimes one wonders if “they” are just trolling us for fun. Marianne Williamson comments on the “soulless” nation of Amerika. I suppose that a Russian Jew turned gospel of prosperity “preacher” turned politi-critter turned pundit might know, as she reveals in this interview with – not making this up – one Krystal Ball. She talks through her crystal ball…

“From a spiritual perspective, in the East they call it karma and in the West they call it cause and effect,” she said. “In a very real way, what’s surprising is that things didn’t get off the rails sooner.”

Williamson told Hill.TV co-host Krystal Ball that the degradation of American society did not begin with President Trump, but has been building over the past few decades.

“Let’s be very clear, things have been off the rails for millions and millions of people in the United States based on bad public policy. Things have been off the rails for millions and millions of people around the world due to American foreign policy,” she said.

“We moved into an ethos, a soulless ethos, with no sense of ethical or moral consideration for Earth or its inhabitants and we made a short-term bottom line for corporate entities,” she added.

Yadda, yadda, get the fascist out of the White House. It does not get any better. Last year, when this light-bringing woman reemerged on the national stage, I thought I remembered her. I did and now I remember why. Decades ago, I read her book of “prayers,” Illuminata. If the title wasn’t off-putting enough, the contents were. While masquerading as a nep-Christian title, the book is a collection of the oddest prayers one might offer, some suited better, I suppose, for the god of this world than the One above it. I tossed it, what, twenty years ago? But, I recall there was a deep, mourning, wailing prayer for the White folks to offer down to Moloch for all the horrible things done to the African-American – the book coming out between the Civil Rights Act and the election of BHO and all. There were more like that. Misguided people read and prayed them. Yes, soulless then as now.

Your Vote 2020

02 Monday Nov 2020

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The AJC ran a collection of statements from some not-Americans and some CivNats about why they vote. The only one who gets a pass is the nine-year-old girl, shamelessly included for Lord knows what reason. Here’s one:

“The ethics of Islam bridge faith and society. As Muslims, our faith encourages us to be fully engaged in both the spiritual and worldly matters. Islam demands an elimination of inequities in society, and, therefore, one has to be educated to determine the nature of leadership that would seek to accomplish this. Merit and competence are recognized as essential criteria for leadership. Hence, the ability to exercise my right to vote is a sacred one – one that gives me the ability to strengthen our democracy.”

-Behnoosh Momin

“Ourselves and our Posterity…”

If you vote, then I wish you well! I really do.

Here are some of the reasons why I do not vote: 1) It’s over. The American nation is dissolved and the US Empire is collapsing; 2) Carlin; 3) My last vote DID NOT COUNT. They don’t get another chance to rob me, and; 4) I do not support evil, the lesser of the greater. Since RP, 12 there hasn’t been a single candidate who remotely represented me. We’ve reached the point where we either buy a few more years or we accelerate. The great news is that it’s one day and one year closer to rebuilding. I vote for that.

Do You Like Coffee?

01 Sunday Nov 2020

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You’d better, or else you’re banned from this site!

Seriously, the time for Freedom Roasters Coffee draws near.

I am anxiously awaiting my inaugural cup – later this week, I hope. The beloved public will be next, I promise. And, it looks like the real deal.

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More to come.

Happy All Saints Day

01 Sunday Nov 2020

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You learn something every day. Yesterday, I learned several things. First, in the age of anti-social distancing, people improvised delivery chutes on their porch rails, pipe sections designed to expedite candy to the little goblins waiting below. Second, despite the doomsaying, a large number of families carried on as normal last night. And third, I learned that October 31st is Saint Luke’s Day in the Serbian Orthodox Church. Happy belated St. Luke’s, all! And, today, we celebrate all the others.