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So, my map predictions… Kindly toss those in the can with the Constitution and the nation. In my defense, all those fake polls were way off too. The wait is on, and I hope to shoot a video later this week that makes sense of whatever happened (or didn’t) last night/too early this morning. For now, you will certainly enjoy this outstanding videocast featuring a tired, discombobulated me and an election from hell. The saving graces are two: One, no matter how off I am, no matter how bad I screw up, we can count on FP’s Chief Russian Spy, Jovana, to save the day via digital magic! Oh, and two: Scott’s hat.

That’s the pimp’n-est MAGA hat on earth. USA! USA! USSA!