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Monthly Archives: April 2013

Tuesday Evening Concluding News Roundup and Stuff Things…

16 Tuesday Apr 2013

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Hope ya’ll enjoyed the Spam piece.  We need a little laughter today.

The News:

Blah. Blah.  It can wait.  Get some sleep, blog cadets!

Thanks for a rip-roaring good week so far. 

I’ll be back when the day is new and I’ll have more columns for you.  You’ll have things you’ll want to spam about.  Bear at the zoo.

Spam: Got a Heap and Selling it Cheap!

16 Tuesday Apr 2013

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filter, green space chickens, Jessical Biel, kinky dirt, soul/sole paradox, spam, tooth development

To lighten up the mood a bit after yesterday’s horrors I present more funny tales from the spam filter.  Once more, here follows real spam messages I withstood in blogville and my hypothetical responses thereto:

Spam

(Mmmm mmmm.  Google, good.)

From Aurelio Hurtgen: “Dude.. I am not much into reading, but somehow I got to read lots of articles on your blog. Its amazing how interesting it is for me to visit you very often. -”

My Response: Dude!  It’s like totally awesome!  Reading is for nerds, dude.  You are interesting for visits and reading of article blogs.  Delete!

From keercalibralo: “By a whisker focused means that you are writing there something specific. Do not pick a topic on which you could gather column a book. As a substitute for of abortion, a postcard on every side a unambiguous county abortion clinic and its bearing on the neighborhood. In preference to of the coppers harassment, write about the behavior of the supervise on your impediment or in your reflex neighborhood. Focusing your field beginning and frequently want conserve you straightaway at near better directing your research. A focused point also leads to a focused paper. The only obsession worse than discovering that you spent four hours at the library decision superfluous bodily is putting that facts into your paper impartial because you inaugurate it.”

My Response: Uuummm.  Okay.  Let’s see…. An unambiguous postcard abortion of the book whisker…  How do I supervise that impediment?  I don’t know what “inaugurate” means here, but I will do my best to hereafter conserve on the straightaways.  Promise.  Delete.

From general: “I enjoy what you guys are usually up too. This sort of clever work and coverage!
Keep up the excellent works guys I’ve included you guys to blogroll.”

My Response:  Sir! I appreciate email from high-ranging officials, SIR!  I regret that there is only one …”guy” here.  No guys.  I’m sure you’ll be pleased to be an excellent work yourself, in this post, Sir!  Delete, on the double!

From Lon Mericle: “Music began playing when I opened this web page, so annoying!”

My Response: The music is a deterrent feature just for people from snoreaid.org.  Only you can hear it!  It’s in you head, man.  I have strange powers.  And, thanks to being physically fit, I do not snore.  Delete.

From yaz lawsuits: “As the admin of this web site is working, no uncertainty very soon it will be famous,
due to its quality contents.”

My Response: Soon it will be famous?  Soon?  I’ll have you know I get 3 or 4 hits per month!  I’m famous today!  I’m the hardest working admin in cyberspace!  Sorry about the lawsuits.  I guess that’s what comes from trying to kill little babies.  Delete.

From Ahmad Barresi: “I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I don’t know who you are but certainly you’re going to a famous blogger if you aren’t already ;) Cheers!”

My Response: I see you’re from snoreaid also.  Enjoy the music???  See the response.  Going to be famous.  Ha!  You kill me!  And now, I delete you…winky…

From YhgKFIdHjH: [I didn’t paste the text due to over linkiness.]  They offer 50 mg of yahoo..

My Response: GhyeFgethYu.  Google 100 mg.  Twice.  Daily.  With food.  Alcohol may intensify effect.  Delete.

From how to get pregnant fast: “You actually make it seem so easy along with your presentation but I to find this matter to be actually something that I think I’d by no means understand. It kind of feels too complex and extremely wide for me. I am looking forward on your subsequent put up, I will try to get the grasp of it!”

My Response:  Are you talking about the blog or how to get pregnant?  I appreciate the kinky innuendos but I’ll have to delete.  Delete.

From best Penis Enlargement: “I’m still learning from you, time I’m rising myself. I absolutely liked city everything that is holographic on your parcel.Cook the tips coming. I favourite it”

My Response:  Hell yeah!  I always bring my readers the best – posts or penis enlargements… We’re all learning here.  It’s like a low rent city college next to a massage parlor.  You keep rising and I’ll keep the holograph coming (with a “u”??).  Yuck…..  Delete.

From Adult Webcams: “Wonderful article! That is the type of information that are supposed to be shared across the net.
Disgrace on Google for not positioning this put up upper!

Come on over and consult with my site . Thank you
=)”

My Response:  You should get together with the last spammer.  Google can up upper my no-so-fat-anymore butt!  I charge $100,000 per hour to consult with spammers and virus peddlers.  Send gold first as payment.  Til I have the gold, delete.

From Uncover The Truth About Someone: “I would like to show my thanks to the writer just for rescuing me from this difficulty. Because of surfing throughout the the web and getting recommendations that were not powerful, I figured my life was over. Being alive minus the answers to the problems you’ve sorted out by way of your article content is a crucial case, as well as those that could have badly damaged my career if I had not discovered your blog. Your main training and kindness in maneuvering the whole lot was useful. I’m not sure what I would have done if I had not discovered such a subject like this. I’m able to at this point relish my future. Thanks for your time very much for your skilled and effective help. I won’t hesitate to refer your blog post to anybody who requires support about this subject.”

My Response:  I enjoy uncovering the truth about spammers and then paying them a visit in the dead of the night.  Bwwwhhahahahaha!  Seriously, I’m glad I saved your life and career.  Can I use this as a testimonial?  Relish that future, baby, like a hotdog at the ball park.  Put some mustard on there and get a beer!  Delete.

From Tamar Jennings: “I severely delight in your posts. Thank you Tamar…”

My Response:  I work extra hard to ensure severe delight in all my victim…readers…  I have a severe pain in my wrist.  I was punching the bag and …  oh, you probably already read about it.  Severely.  Delete.

From NahElaphy: “Children’s tooth development begins while the baby is in the womb. Teething usually occurs between the ages of six and nine months. Children usually have their full set of 20 primary teeth (milk teeth, baby teeth or deciduous teeth) by the age of three years. At about the age of six years, the first permanent teeth erupt (push through the gum).”

My Response: Gee thanks, Nah!  I write three or four times a week about the children and their tooth development.  Would you care to do a quest column?  Just send 200 pounds of gold along with you 5,000,000 word essay (none of which will be returned) and I’ll consider it.  Are some trees deciduous?  Delete.

From valarieuc1: “Porn Every heyday [web link] jessica biel … [many many dirty words…]

My Response: Vals, in our heyday, a bar of soap was applied to the mouth to rid the vocabulary of such filth.  Delete.  PS: Jessica Biel is hot!

Okay!  That’s all I can take for now.  Don’t you feel better?  Laughter is good for the soul.  The sole of a size 12 boot deletes the spam. 

Keep calm and spam on!

Tuesday Lunchtime News

16 Tuesday Apr 2013

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Latest on the Boston Marathon Massacre:

AP reports the bombs used yesterday may have been converted pressure cookers.  See here:

Boston Marathon Explosives

(AP.  Homeland SS.)

David Axelrod muses that Obama might be thinking the attack was related to tax day, April 15th.  This would fit Big Bad Blitzer and Feinstink’s theory about “right-wing extremists,” etc.  This makes no sense.  First, it was Boston – there are no right wingers there.  Second, “patriotic” types who hate taxes (as we all do or should) would not target a bunch of runners on a city street – they would go after the IRS,  whose local office is near the scene of the attack.

Essam el-Erian, of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood, has a more realistic idea.  That is that the attack may have been blowback for the Empire’s unceasing wars of aggression and control around the globe.  It’s interesting that no usual suspect groups have claimed responsibility.

Now it seems the Saudi national who was a suspect yesterday is more of a person of interest today.  Details, again, are sketchy at this early stage.  One detail I find enlightening is the closing off of a huge are around the crime scene for days by the police.  If I had to guess, this would be done as to allow the government to clean up all traces of RDX or titanium diboride residue – indicators of high (military grade) explosives.  Such residue was found all over lower Manhattan after 9/11 even though it’s not used in jet fuel.  Maybe they learned something.

I have no idea who did this crime or why.  However, based on history, I suspect criminal elements within the government and/or the global elite are behind it.  Why would they do such a thing (again)?  Who knows.  Maybe they want to start another war and need a cause belli.  Maybe they will blame Bible-thumpers as a pretext for gun control, gold confiscation, or God knows what.  Maybe this is a diversion from the impending global financial collapse.  Maybe it’s blowback.  Whatever the cause, those responsible will likely never see the gallows.  Do not give in to their terror.  Do not give up any more rights.  Do not belive their lies.  Pray to the Ultimate Judge for His Justice.

By the way, Google “‘Family Guy’ ‘Turban Cowboy'” for a chill or just click here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gmGNtasS_3Q .

Guns:

Politico has an article today, http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/gun-control-bill-in-peril-90117.html, about the dismal chances of Obama’s pet gun control passing this Congress.  Remember, a new Congress comes along every other year.  I’ve also read that a guns-rights group has acquiesced to the lesser “universal” background check legislation.  This fits the mold of the cave-ins I ranted about a while back.  The grabbers work incrementally so never count them out.  They are relentless.  They want your freedom and they intend to get it.  They cannot be worked with or trusted.

Blog n Book:

When I work for you, I am a class-A go getter.  When I work for me, I am a lazy turtle.  Sorry.  I’ve caught a little flack lately about when I will upgrade the site and when The Time Given is coming out.  As for the site – I am broke.  When I raise the funds to go “pro” I will do it.  You can help by contributing to the cause – see $Help, above.  Help!  As for the book – I will force myself to wrap her up this week and hopefully clear publishing hurdles within a week or two.  The initial launch will be via Amazon with order-able paperback copies, Kindle editions will come along shortly thereafter. 

Hold me to my promise here.  I have several other manuscripts which I need to light a fire under (figuratively). 

Oh, yesterday was the highest rated blog day in over a month.  It may have even been a Monday record.  And, thanks to the night owls, at 6 AM I’d already had a good day’s worth of hits.  I hate to think it comes on the heels of murder but I appreciate your reading and reviews.  Thank you!

Stay tuned.

Phrase of the Day

16 Tuesday Apr 2013

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Hello and good morning class!  Today’s phrase of the day is –

False Flag.  The following is a blatant cut ‘n paste from Wikipedia:

“False flag has its origins in naval warfare where the use of a flag other than the belligerent’s true battle flag as a ruse de guerre, before engaging an enemy, has long been acceptable. It is also acceptable in certain circumstances in land warfare, to deceive enemies in similar ways providing that the deception is not perfidious and all such deceptions are discarded before opening fire upon the enemy.

Covert military or paramilitary operations designed to deceive in such a way that the operations appear as though they are being carried out by other entities may be described as being carried out under a false flag or black flag. Operations carried during peace-time by civilian organisation, as well as covert government agencies, may by extension be called false flag operations if they seek to hide the real organisation behind an operation.”

Historical examples of false flag operations include: the Lusitania, the fire at the Reichstag, the Gulf of Token, 9/11, and just about anything “Big Bad” Wolf Blitzer lies about.   Try to use false flag in a sentence.

See the following video for more information on false flags (I will be able to directly embed video following the upgrade…):

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRvnz_DS8JA.

Check in for more today and watch out for false flags.

Critical News Update********

15 Monday Apr 2013

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Be very careful with the Boston story!  I was looking at several Australian and European news sources while typing out a theory and BAM! my computer shut down!  Just died (no errors or battery problems).  I was warned about the “Galileo” effect over a decade ago by a PhD insider in D.C.  It could have been Microsoft but it could have been the NSA – I live a few miles from one of their major spook centers (not that location matters). 

Anyway, my theory is this: On orders from the WH, the illuminati, Satan, or someone, the CIA set up a flag operation.  They handed the bombs off to the FBI who, as part of a terrorism “sting” gave them to the Saudi shills.  There is video of the Saudis placing the bombs in the trash cans at the scene.  Maybe I’m dead wrong here.  Galileo!  Galileo!  I’ve seen your system and your satellites!  Leave my computer alone – it’s all I could afford…

Also, unless you’ve been in combat or worked in a ER, skip the scene photos.  Some are disturbing.

Monday Night News

15 Monday Apr 2013

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This was supposed to be the Late Lunch News but was delayed due to the events of the day.  Let’s get to it:

Boston Bombing:

Explosion_at_Boston_Marathon_Finish-2fd8d8318521ce70751545fa0e981fd2

(Cowardice at Copley.  Drudge.)

This is obviously a terrible tragedy.  I’ve seen death estimates from 2 to 12, with injuries running to 100 or more.  Why would anyone do such a thing?  Sadly, we know there are many reasons – none of them legitimate.  I’m not going too in-depth here as these stories constantly change from the initial reports.  Many things strike me as suspicious and odd about this crime, I’ll mention a few.  First, I am astounded that no-one immediately blamed white Christians with guns.  Feinstink has at least thrown out the possibility of “home-grown” terrorists – Ron Paul supporters, you know.

Second, there is a report that bomb squads were working during the marathon as part of a drill.  Odd, just odd.  Third, the Saudi “student.”  We all recall (okay, I recall) the false accusations leveled at Richard Jewell in 1996; let’s not jump to conclusions.  If it turns out this guy was the bomber (or one of them), then we can look for an al-CIA-da “connection.”  Maybe Iran?  Or Syria?  Or Saddam Huss…oh yeah…  Or, they could scapegoat Jim Fat Union.  If there really is an arab connection (even a false flag), then shouldn’t we immediately start deporting people?  Perhaps Sen. Rubio and Co. should reconsider the amnesty for illegal invaders.  Okay, I’ll stop calling for common sense.

The Empire is being uncharacteristically tight-lipped here.  When they start making statements, then I’ll start challenging them.  Needless to say, whoever is behind this evil should hang.

The other news:

The Masters:

It was great to see Adam Scott win yesterday; the Aussies have their first Green Jacket, about time! 

While I was watching the Butler Cabin ceremony I saw two commercials.  The first was a hit piece against John Barrow, my Congresscritter, by the GOP.  I wondered why the hell they ran it a year and a half ahead of the next election.  Exposure I guess.  It did not fit the mood of the afternoon and raised my blood pressure a bit.  Luckily, the very next advert was for my buddy Russell Wilder and Top Shelf Cigars!  I’ve never seen his ad before.  Good stuff.

Cyprus and the Goldbug:

Gold has taken a brutal beating over the past 72 hours, as have most commodities (including stocks).  I heard a little murmur about insecurity in China being the reason.  Maybe part of it.  Another part comes from the ever worsening saga in Cyprus.  The Cypriotic government criminals are selling off the nation’s gold reserves to raise money to cover their bailout of the local criminal banksters.  Banksters the world over scoff at gold and tell the little people to avoid it – in favor of colored paper held in their banking casinos.  However, those same criminals are buying the hell out of the yellow metal at the same time.  I suspect the Cypriotic banks and others in Europe will be the customers who purchase that government gold ($500 Million of it). 

So, having been bailed out and saved from their wrong-doings, the banksters have “haircut” away people’s life savings and now will suck up their national gold.  Maybe they’ll want the people’s blood next.  If they do, they’ll get it.  I advocate ceasing one’s connections with organized banking as fast as possible and to the greatest extent possible; there’s no incentive to save now and every reason to avoid the criminals.  if you buy gold, don’t forget about lead, brass, and steel too.

Etc.:

Faux News reports D.C. is a haven for tax cheats.  Imagine that.  I didn’t get beyond the headline, so I’m not sure if they’re only talking about Timmy “Tax Cheat” Geithner.  You know little Timmy – the dude who cheated on his taxes and as punishment was forced to run the Treasury (including the IRS).  Rich.

John “Berth Certificate” Kerry Heinz told Communist News Network that foreign students are afraid of American guns.  I guess they prefer bombs instead.  Sorry, had to do it.  At any rate, if they’re so afraid, they should stay where they F*****g belong!  Kerry can go join them…

The idiotic residents of Kalifornia keep signing petitions.  First, they signed one to eliminate the Second Amendment.  Now, they’re after the First Amendment.  When will that “big one” ever get here?!

The Site:

I have several good stories coming soon and more behind those.  I’ll be back with more news tomorrow.  Thanks for all your support!

Band (Banned) In The USA, 2015 Edition

15 Monday Apr 2013

Posted by perrinlovett in Legal/Political Columns, Other Columns

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Casto, cigars, Cuba, embargo, JFK, law, Obama, United States

Here follows an article I wrote some seven years ago for the now defunct News From The Vegas Room, Vol. II, Issue I.  This is the former unofficial publication of my local cigar shop, Top Shelf Cigars.  I re-posted it here with implied permission.  It’s a column (page 2, mind you) about cigars and the Cuban Embargo!  Just click on the following link to read (page 2):

Vegas Rm Art 2008

Bolivar Belicosos Fino (Google Images, fair useage, etc...)

Bolivar Belicosos Fino (Google Images, fair useage, etc…)

The information contained in the old article may be out of date – I cite some laws which may have changed.  Then again, though the Cuban embargo still stands, President Obama has recently expressed his desire to end this stupid policy.  I spoke with my tobacconist today about the cigar ramifications and I re-read the article – still pretty spot on and accurate.  Enjoy!

It also features an old, poor-quality picture of yours truly, when I was much larger.  hehehe…

Another Case Study For High Capacity Magazines

14 Sunday Apr 2013

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ABC, Am-Way, AR-15, Biden, Bloomberg, crime, Feinstein, felons, Gestapo, government, high capacity, murder, North Carolina, Obama, Sandy Hook

ABC News 11 out of Raleigh, North Carolina reports today there are two less Democrat voters over in Wilmington.  See the story: http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=9062720.  This news has far greater implications.

It seems some normal, ordinary man was at home when four “gentlemen” who, by the way, would look an awful lot like Obama’s sons, came calling.  The visitors were not selling Am-Way.  Rather, they intended to rape, rob, kill, or otherwise victimize the residents of the home.  Unfortunately, for them, the homeowner obviously had not heard the news about the Sandy Hook shootings, nor had he turned in his firearms to the local Gestapo. 

As I said, FOUR thugs went into the man’s house.  But, only TWO of them came out!  That’s right, this guy joined about 6,500 other Americans who used guns to defend themselves that day.  Sadly, two thugs got away.  Here are their pictures, which look a lot like pre-existing mug shots to me:

thugs

(Funny how violent felons aways have mug shots handy.  ABC, 11, NC.)

If you see the two survivors, call the cops, or better yet, send them off to burn with their friends.  Seriously, I hope they are brought to justice and maybe, just maybe, they can learn a terrible lesson here and possibly walk away better men someday.  They face a long list of charges.  In Georgia, they would also face murder charges – for their dead homies.  In GA, a criminal conspirator faces murder charges if one or more of his co-conspirators dies during the commission of the underlying felony.  Maybe NC has a similar law.

The homeowner here is to be commended for helping clean up the streets of his town.  He is also likely in need of counseling.  No-one wants to kill other people, no matter how despicable they might be.  Still, in the end, this man acted like a true American.  He’s a hero.

You know what?  I bet he fired more than two bullets in order to drive off the invaders.  There are more than a few un-American types slithering around places like Washington, D.C. who are hell-bent on making sure the People are restricted to lower-capacity firearms.  Then, they will take away all your firearms.  After that, they may take your homes and possessions to “redistribute” to thugs such as those pictured above.  I hate these people.  I hold them far more accountable for the decline of our nation than the low street savages whom they defend.  The cretins just want a thrill or some free stuff.  The gun-grabbers have an agenda.

One of their tired and moronic battle cries is that “nobody needs an AR-15 to hunt…”  They hate the AR and all similar weapons (unless carried by their shock troops).  They hate the idea that any “common” citizen can field a gun with a 30-round (or greater) ammunition capacity.  Stories like the one out of NC demonstrate, conclusively, the need for high-capacity weapons (I say automatic weapons too).  Last year, right across the river from where I live, the exact same scenario unfolded.  A shopkeeper, who lived at his business, confronted four felons who crashed a van through his wall.  He had an AR-15 pre-loaded with a 30-round magazine.  The felons fared poorly but the citizen almost ran out of bullets – even with the dread weapon he carried.

One of the commentors on the above news story (I love reading those comments) noted that you do need high-capacity rifles for hunting.  “Some animals come in packs.”  This is true of hogs, coyotes, and criminals.  It’s even truer about the ultimate and most dangerous creatures stalking the American people – government thugs.  As I write, a pack of these demons seek to disarm the free People, a crime more notorious than any home invasion.

I hope the likes of Barry Sotoro, Joe “Shotgun” Biden, Dianne Feinstink, and The Jerk choke on their satanic initiatives.  At the very least, they can take a few high-capacity magazines and shove them.

Keep calm, and shoot on!

Tales From The Gym

14 Sunday Apr 2013

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cardio, EFC, gym, injury, lessons, punching bag, Rule 33-7

While the rest of the world debated the application of Rule 33-7, I dragged myself to the gym today.  Over the past week I have beaten myself to a pulp.  Today was supposed to be an off day but somehow I found myself at EFC. 

Everything is going great.  My weight has been a constant 187 for a few weeks now.  My last two pair of pants are in danger of falling off.  I would feel great except for several gym-related injuries.  Last week I overdid the weights and, as a result, I have a sharp pain in both my shoulders and in my forearms at the elbow.  My knuckles are sore and my wrist is sprained thanks to the punching bag.  Actually, the sprain came from poor form on the punching bag.  But, when a 100-pound bag of sand has you in a corner, you swing away with abandon.

Master Starks and old buddy Derek will certainly appreciate the lesson learned here – a bad form injury leads to better form in the future.  It all works out for the good.  The other injuries are good too; they are proof I’m doing something right, if a bit too much too fast.

Back to the bag: I see others gingerly tapping away sometimes.  They throw cute, fast flurries of “punches” insufficient to budge the sandman.  Not me.  When I hit, I hit to harm.  When I kick, it can be fatal – at least to bags.  The afore-mentioned ass-kickers will recall long ago when I sheared the half-inch steel bolt holding up a bag clean off.  The bag slammed into an i-beam and fell dead on the floor.  That required a lot of power.  Cute and power don’t usually reside near each other.  Anyway, I ramble…

slug

(I felt sluggish… Google.)

Today when I arrived at the gym I had pre-decided against any martial arts.  As my upper body felt like diseased jello I figured a leg routine was in order.  It wasn’t.  It seems I have another bad form injury from a sidekick which has left one leg in a drastically weakened state.  Also, no matter what I did everything else hurt too.  After flopping around helplessly for half an hour and watching some 20ish year-old girl demonstrate convincingly the benefits of “kick-backs,” I headed up stairs. 

There I discovered that even crunches hurt places they ordinarily would not.  That left me with one option – cardio.  So, I limped over to an elliptical machine and, after great effort, placed myself thereon.  Then, for some unknown reason, energy kicked in.  I ellipted away for a whole hour and over 700 calories.  It may have been an all-time best for me (especially given my status). 

When I finished I had enough power to crawl to the inverter and teetered there for about ten blissful minutes.  A long steam and a shower later and I felt a whole lot better.  It’s two hours after the fact (and after lunch) and I still feel good!  That, friends, is the power of fitness! 

Maybe tomorrow morning I’ll go for my usual early workout.  Maybe I’ll be back in tip-top condition.  Maybe I’ll just sleep in and load up on Advil.  I know for certain there will be coffee.

I Get Spam

12 Friday Apr 2013

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Much as David Letterman gets letters, I get spam.  This does not include comments from any of you, dear readers.  These are wacky emails from people selling crap or trying to con me into (or out of) something or attempting to hack my computer.  I check all of these missives for the few real comments which get inappropriately grouped in with the other crap.  The rest I usually delete.  I decided to share of few of the most recent fishing hooks with you, along with my hypothetical responses.  Without any further ado, here are the … Tales from the spam filter…

From Uncover the Truth About Someone: “Wonderful work! This is the type of info that should be shared around the internet. Shame on Google for not positioning this post higher! Come on over and visit my website . Thanks =)”

My Response: Well gee, it’s getting to when I google some generic items, I get my own articles on the subject – high on the list of sites.  My site pops right up when searched for.  As for your site, I think I’ll pass.  Thanks.  Delete!

From Your Confidential Background Check Bobbii: “Thanks for all of your efforts on this site. My mother takes pleasure in conducting research and it is obvious why. Many of us learn all of the lively medium you produce both useful and interesting tricks by means of this web site and as well as recommend contribution from website visitors about this theme and our favorite child is studying a whole lot. Take advantage of the remaining portion of the year. You’re performing a very good job.”

My Response: Bobbii??  I’m happy your mother likes research.  My mother enjoys gardening.  I am also relieved you find my tricks interesting.  I turn em for free, after all!  Your favorite child has a recommended medium?  Lost me there.  Delete!

From htc Themes: “I appreciate, cause I found exactly what I used to be taking a look for. You’ve ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye” 

My Response:  Four days!?  Dammit, son!  Glad I could help.  Is “htc” the same as “thc?”  Delete!

From Elmira Throne (a course facilitator…): “This was a actually very excellent publish. In theory I’d prefer to write like this also – getting time and actual effort to make a wonderful piece of writing… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and by no means seem to obtain a thing done.” 

My Response: I theoretically excellent publish very.  The things done I obtain are – what can I say – excellent publish.  Delete!

From Penis Enlargement: “Hunt fore to city solon. Large blog article.More thanks again. Major.”

My Response: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…  Delete!  As if…

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My Response: And, after 7 days, they bill me a $1000 and use my server to conduct European corporate espionage?  I’m too UNPOPULAR.  Sorry.  Delete!

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