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A Column: Giving The Gal Credit

16 Wednesday Jun 2021

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Giving The Gal Credit

 

*The following was submitted Sunday afternoon to TPC, where I understand it will be published today sometime. It is a tad simplistic. I thought to round it out, here, though I have now decided to draft up something else for the week. The following is a mere fanciful theory. I removed a few parts, irrelevant to this audience.

Hello, Piedmont! There are so many national affairs-worthy stories out there. However, I am sometimes unable to report on them here. All things considered, I suppose that’s really just as well. Maybe today’s message will stick.

Yours truly is lodged somewhere in West’s database of international media professionals. My profile is ridiculously inaccurate and there appears to be no updating it. Still, the masters of the MSM claim I just luv❤ to cover the old A&E “beat.” Odd, no? I do have a certain affection for a certain ultra-hot, super-smart, bold-as-all-heck, sweet-as-molasses A-list Hollywood actress from Israel. I also have this thing for geopolitical theory and post-modern warfare. So, I thought to cobble together what follows. It’s a little “what if” theory, sure to please.

In my last column on these digital pages – the last one that made it – I raved about Gal Gadot’s short-form documentary series, IMPACT. Specifically, I praised Episode Five, Killer Red Fox (which, again, has nothing to do with Fred Sanford). I linked to the show as presented on gorgeous Gal’s official YouTube channel. Now, as of drafting Sunday, it and the whole series are gone.

I have no idea what this alleged copyright thing with Fox is. I cannot recall any included material that came from a Fox camera, but who knows? Maybe it will blow over by press time. I do know that the same video is, as of drafting Sunday, available from National Geographic’s YT channel.

It is a little strange that Fox would go after GG and her boutique Pilot Wave Productions with whatever its claims are while leaving NG (Disney) alone. And Fox just unilaterally blocks material on YouTube? If one knows how Susan Wojcicki and YT operate, then one understands selective censorship. Trust me. I know it well. If this is a legitimate source issue, then that kind of thing is easily cured. Again, the question is about a corporate giant going after a sweetheart and not another corporate giant. 

Back to the larger issues, some of you may remember my column from May about how great GG is and how her innocent Tweet started a fake social media war. Right? Goldfish do remember the previous lap, right? 

As I noted then, I immediately sensed something nefarious behind the vicious attacks on our Wonder Woman. Immediately. I mentioned some obvious signs of SJW attack, 5GW, a book people won’t read, and the existence of various wars most wouldn’t understand or even acknowledge. About a week later, I was backed up by some Israeli publications, the engineers at Twitter, and a consulting company in France.

I don’t expect the average person to understand what Gal’s sweet message was about. I don’t expect people to understand anything about the latest Likud-Hamas row. I don’t expect them to understand what happened in Israel this weekend. They generally know nothing of politics in Israel (or anywhere else). They couldn’t find Israel on a map of the Middle East if the area between the Jordan and the Med was highlighted in bright orange with a huge “X” on it. They don’t understand the religious-cultural differences between someone like Gal and someone like Susan. The most likely explanation, outside a real copyright issue, for the Fox block on Gal alone, would be lost on them. It plausibly involves a weak, after the fact, passive-aggressive revenge attempt for some of the foregoing things they don’t or can’t fathom.

Yet and still … big things may have just happened. It is entirely possible that Gal Gadot, intentionally or (most likely) unwittingly, ran necessary interference so as to end a war, institute a new government, and provision a nation for the post-USA era. Let me keep this Facebook simple: The girl may have literally saved the day. A real superhero. Time will tell, but for now, I’m going to give her all the credit. She deserves it, even if my theory isn’t exactly right.*

*I’m fully open to the idea that the IMPACT issue was just a silly editing oversight at a young production company. Gal still rocks!

**This column anticipates the arrival of another well-announced-in-advance TPC fishing break!

Don’t Walk the AWFLs Path

12 Saturday Jun 2021

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Satan is waging war on children, and retard, wicked White Amerikan women are ever so glad to help him. AWFLs are Aweful! Stop pimping your children! Read the whole thing and then realize this is going on everywhere across the former America.

Raise mothers, not dog moms.

Raise women, not wine aunts.

Raise ladies, not cat ladies.

If you won’t do it for your girls, then please, for the love of God, do it for the boys! For they seek and do not find!

Care for an ominous peek into our future hellscape? CNN Business published a recent study that said “by 2030, 45% of working women aged 25 to 44 in the United States will be single, the largest share in history.”

Mission accomplished, America!

Girls gave up the engagement ring for the NuvaRing. If this continues unchecked, a generation of young women will ghost the Earth, leaving nothing behind but the felines.

If not for the children, then do it for the generation of cats who will otherwise be doomed to starve to death after some old spinster kicks off. For those of you with kids, don’t just abandon the “schools;” get out of the entire dead, luciferian culture.

 

Weekly Column: To Keep and Bear Swiss Army Knives

09 Wednesday Jun 2021

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To Keep and Bear Swiss Army Knives

 

Hello, luciferian gun grabbers! Happy “pride” month. It’s been a rough one, huh? Just when you guys were celebrating, some dastardly federal judge had to go and add testosterone to literacy.

Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment. Good for both home and battle, the AR-15 is the kind of versatile gun that lies at the intersection of the kinds of firearms protected under District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008) and United States v. Miller, 307 U.S. 174 (1939). Yet, the State of California makes it a crime to have an AR15 type rifle. Therefore, this Court declares the California statutes to be unconstitutional.

Miller, et al. v. Bonta, 19-cv-1537-BEN (JLB), Slip 1 (So. Dist. CA, June 4, 2021).

Hang on. What’s the word I’m looking for? Oh … HA!

Judge Benitez did a couple of great things by highlighting several intersectional (stealing y’all’s words!) items. In addition to applying the law, he noted: “One is to be forgiven if one is persuaded by news media and others that the nation is awash with murderous AR-15 assault rifles. The facts, however, do not support this hyperbole…” Miller, at 2 – 3. The fake news media did the rest for him.

The Communist News Network, in an article not worth linking, decried Benitez’s ruling and then cited the latest FBI statistics, all of which fully support Benitez, James Miller, the American People, the Second Amendment, and Western Civilization. In any given year or decade, pistols, shotguns, hammers, baseball bats, fists, feet, and genetically engineered bioweapons (and concurrently developed “vaccines”) are more dangerous and more lethal than AR-15s, AK-47s, and all other kinds of rifles combined. CNN knows this.

Yet, they immediately launched into the exact retarded hyperbole Benitez correctly criticized when they erroneously cited a shortlist of false flag events and terrorist attacks. They have their lies, fear, and idiocy. We have our weapons. Here’s mine:

Perrin’s high-capacity, military-style AKR-57 ASSAULT cannon, with “tactical” fully-automatic scissor bayonet deployed. Picture © by Perrin Lovett.

Enough of this whining about keeping “weapons of war” off of our streets. What you should have done was keep the conditions and parties of war off the streets. You didn’t. You and your friends set both the board and the rules. Pardon us (or not), but we’re prepared to play. 

And enough about the AR-15. Like your dim-witted conservatard friends, you people are decades out of touch. Culturally, almost everyone is behind the times. I still hear Boomercons lament how “them queers gonna get married!” Overlooking the absolute impossibility of that silly notion, it’s still twenty years in the past. The “pride” brigade is currently, legislatively pushing to legally cavort with children. Next, they plan to go full Moloch. The fake right refuses to acknowledge reality. It’s the same with your side and weapons.

The AR-15 was critical to American Patriots, aka “White militias,” back in 1989 when Kalifornia illegally banned the good, multi-functional tools. That was then. What is the focus now? If I had to hazard a guess, I’d just type out random terms like this: Swiss Army SSMs. Theater variety. “Medium,” if you like. Swiss Army Javelins. Other Swiss Army-esque hardware. Your lust for confiscation, you know, works both ways. What’s next? I don’t know. Given all that’s happening, with the viable opposition essentially eliminating itself, what’s left? Swiss Army SLBMs? I suppose we’ll know in about a decade.

Hysterical people who haven’t or can’t read Machiavelli, Clausewitz, or Sun Tzu certainly won’t read Van Creveld or Liang and Xiangsui. At this point, it’s not a big deal; it’s a benefit, rather.

The Second Amendment is as dead and gone as any other part of the Constitution. The tools and the spirit, however, live on. We have them. You are not taking them away. Knives up!

Note One: I did not overlook Liberty Day this year. However, there is the hard fact that the cover-up and residual fault for that tragedy now lie in Washington rather than in Jerusalem. And, there’s some high-order, UHIQ stuff working in Israel right now. To keep the explanation simple, we’ll call it the Gadot Factor!

Note Two: Just asking: Is it a coincidence that Juneteenf falls right in the middle of sodomy month? I think not.

Note Three: In the foregoing, I did leave off our libertarian friends. Apologies. Here, let me help: weed.

LIBERTY DAY 2021

08 Tuesday Jun 2021

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I decided to simply link to last year’s column on the events of June 8, 1967. LIBERTY DAY (2020).

There’s the fact that Israel came clean about the attack years ago. There’s the fact that the USSA has not, with sacks of shit like Charlie Kirk and Dan Crenshaw continuing to slap us in the face. Sunday may well see substantial changes in Israel. And we have the Gadot factor. I have a substantial pain and tiredness factor which might mean this is the week’s column.

Column: Is Our Enemy on the Ropes?

03 Thursday Jun 2021

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Is Our Enemy on the Ropes?

 

*The following was produced rather quickly in a stream of consciousness fashion. Hope?

While walking one recent evening, I had a fantastic thought. What if, during these trying times of seeming defeat, our wicked enemies were really the ones about to lose it all? How great would that be?

They will lose. We know that. It is mathematically certain that the dark lord of this world will be crushed, vanquished, and utterly destroyed. In relative terms, he and his servants have mere seconds left. While we wait for that determined if unrevealed time and day, we’re supposed to keep up the good fight. In doing so, might we deliver a little temporal justice to these most unjust, evil destroyers and charlatans?

They’re getting desperate. Desperate people do desperate things. And they make a lot of self-defeating mistakes.

The Great Reset, meaning more of the same luciferian evil, was all the rage, all they talked and boasted about. Then, ordinary people started noticing. Suddenly, their bold declarations became just another conspiracy theory. Yet, people kept noticing. The re-setters began to panic. Things started to come unglued.

By all available measures, the Hoax and Crime Against Humanity of 2020, the COVID War, is failing. It’s now patently obvious that bajillions of people haven’t died or even sniffled from the great plague that wasn’t. It’s obvious that this thing was a one-two punch bioweapon – modified virus first, fake vaccine poison second. The long-term effects of the poison have yet to be seen. Still, people are aware, now, of the ruse and deception. The deceivers know this. Thus, they’re either planning some next phase, or else they’re preparing for the debut of the alien invasion hoax. 

PRE-RELEASE UPDATE: The Fauci emails and the B-I-O-W-E-A-P-O-N.

Their unrestricted wars, against us and against each other, are raging out of control all around the planet. Part of their scheme was undoubtedly to overwhelm the average mind with insane disinformation and despair. Wicked minds are not exempt and it could now be that they are caught between their own hammers and anvils. Too much outrage. Too much expenditure. Too many fronts. To quote Theoden, “oft evil will shall evil mar.”

Even the dynamics of these once-hidden wars are becoming clearer. The Great Leap was a stunning failure and setback to the Pharisaical Diaspora. Hence, we see and feel their war with proud, powerful China. Rumor has it that, out of sheer desperation, they even approached Russia with a similar “nation-healing” migratory offer. That too, allegedly and seemingly, was rebuffed. Hence, the ramped-up war on Russia. China and Russia are responding accordingly – and they are winning.

For the Children of John 8:44, Israel was never an option. America, per the plan, is in smoking ruin. Europe is becoming aware, angry, and dangerous. China and Russia are closed and defensive. Where does that leave for an escape? What nation has the potential power and resources to serve as the next host? The only reasonable answer is India, but there, a host of real Jews quitely caution against the admission of the leapers. All doors appear closed or closing. 

It’s just as bad for other sects of the Illuminati. On every continent, in most sane countries, nationalism is rising with a vengeance. Even Europe, one-half of the primary, tandem target, is intact and resisting. A decade or two will see the return of the sovereign nations of and for their people and no others. The same timeframe will not be kind to the remains of America. Yet, even there, the remnant of the founding stock will carve out a new homeland(s) from the wreckage of the US. There’s even a plausible chance that the imported third-world invaders can possibly craft new versions of their old homes. Worldwide, globalism is losing, even at the height of its reach and strength. 

A great example of the reversal getting under the thin skin of the satanists just came out of the old American heartland. Fake president “Biden,” pitiful, demented puppet of the servants of the lie, gave a speech that was more a list of their fears, failures, and admissions than anything else. They hate White Christian Americans (and all others). We know that. They know we know. Still, it keeps bothering them to the point that “Biden” had to rail against “violent White extremist thugs.” Not that they ever had much in the way of alternatives, but they’re down to name-calling. 

Dusthead Joe went on to claim that “terrorism from White supremacy is the most lethal threat to the homeland today.” You know what, Big Guy? Depending on whose stolen homeland you’re babbling about, you might be right. The first purpose of terrorism is to instill fear. Without any overt action, that part appears to have been a success. 

Given how weak and stupid our enemies are, and given how the supernatural power behind them is ever ready to stab its thralls in the back, there is a distinct opportunity for further success. Is this perhaps overly optimistic? Possibly. But they are, at least temporarily, on the ropes. Let’s put them on the canvas. 

*Note: They are really hyping the next, “extraterrestrial” hoax. Keep an eye on that one. It too is all a lie.

Alternative Column of the Week: Generations

02 Wednesday Jun 2021

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The following was drafted for the TPC crowd. I scheduled it, here, not even knowing if it ran at TPC. Who, really, knows? Anyway, it’s a pretty good, short take on things:

 

Seven Generations

 

In developing these columns, I wrestle with several considerations. Any given subject matter must be at least remotely interesting to me. It must be presented so as to be plausibly understood by the audience. And it must be reasonably calculated to survive the whims of the house expurgators. It’s not easy, let me tell you.

Fortunately, today’s issue kind of suggested itself via a short, informative video and a simple, single-picture cartoon. Let’s see if this one works, shall we?

GG (and Yaron, et al) came out with another great IMPACT episode last week, No. 5: Killer Red Fox. Watch that at your leisure. And, no, it has nothing to do with Fred Sanford. (I laughed too). It’s about the work of Chief Shirell Parfait-Dardar of the Grand Caillou-Dulac Tribe (LA) and her efforts to maintain her People’s ancestral environment. Her words are thought-provoking (for the sufficiently intelligent): “We live for seven generations.” It makes sense if one can devote twelve minutes to the show; our lives are interwoven with those of the generations before and after us. The notion isn’t limited to Native American lore.

Jeff Keane wrote and illustrated the same beautiful principle this past weekend. See the Family Circus panel for Sunday, May 30, 2021. Mom and Dolly photograph “all the men in our family.” One will note, in addition to Dad and the three lads, the presence of ghostly characters to the left and to the right. Those on the right, behind Dad, are the men who lived and died in the past. Tallied with the living males, the number of generations who are and who have been equal seven. On the other side, are seven little boys yet to be. Seven. Interesting, no?

All of this presupposes that there will be future generations. Remove one link in the chain and … it’s done, the fabric unravels and the line ends. Make of that what you will.

UPDATE: She’s up and running at TPC. Now, another column is coming, here, tomorrow afternoon – a spark of hope for the righteous!

New Religions and New Weapons

02 Wednesday Jun 2021

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They’re not even trying to hide the run-up for the next hoax and crime against humanity. BHO predicts the sci-fi future – which sounds a lot like the wicked past. According to him, when if the “aliens” arrive, we’ll all have new religions and the need for a shit-ton of newfangled weaponry. Let me guess: the new religions will look almost exactly like the same old, worn, evil, and satanic NWO humanism and related, enlightened nonsense. The one requirement will be that everyone who worships God, especially in and through Jesus Christ, will need to renounce their unscientific, hateful ways. If the “aliens” are friendly, then they will bring new light (like Lucifer) about the “truth.” Everyone will need to capitulate. And, if the “aliens” are hostile, then we’ll have to ditch God in order to appease them.

Everything these “aliens” will tell mankind, or that we will be told that they say, will sound just like the current and pre-existing crop of luciferian lies.

The new weapons? Watch and note that none of them will be space-based, where, you know, they might be effective against the “aliens.” No, they will likely be of the earthy and fourth-fifth generation variety aimed at coercing humans. Again, if the “aliens” are friendly, then the guns will be turned on crazy conspiracy theorists, White nationalist insurrectionists who seek to cruelly disrupt the new age of wonder and progress. Should the “aliens” be the mean kind, then the new weapons will be used against the traitorous, bigoted Christians who aid and abet the new enemy.

This issue is utterly transparent. They must calculate that the vast majority of people will fall in line. They probably calculate correctly. Just know, now and whenever this hoax hits, that THERE. ARE. NO. ALIENS. Whatever they show us – and it will be convincing like a good CGI Hollywood movie – is a lie and a deception meant to kill or enslave. It’s either going to be wicked people, as usual, or it could possibly be demons channeling through wicked people. They’ll give us a preview of hell on earth to make the Coronascam look delightful. All a lie. All the work of evil people.

Honestly, we cannot and should not live with these accursed wretches.

Column Divergence

30 Sunday May 2021

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I’m dividing the weekly column in two, if only as a trial: one for TPC and one for here, FPC, and possibly a few other places. I just submitted the TPC current issue this afternoon. I want to gear those towards the audience – shorter, slower, and as far below fifth-order logic as I can keep them. Oddly enough, the one I sent today is interesting enough to be included here. The standard column will continue essentially as-is. You’ll know it when you read it (them).

The Column About (More) Georgia Political Stupidity and … More Awesome Gal Gadot!

26 Wednesday May 2021

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Paying the Piedmont Piper

 

The Fire Alarm Rings

Yeah, so, wow. I just read about the big payoff for your stellar real estate investing skills in Newton. Congratulations! Hey – asking for a friend here – how does one double the value of a property in only one year?! “JK,” “dawgs.”

Though I’m immune, I certainly feel your pain. I’d love to help so, back in April, I explained how this came to pass. Need a refresher? Since I don’t feel like rerunning the statistics again and because I, too, love good euphemistic humor, yes. Yes, this is all about “Republicans” and “Democrats.” When? I think someone asked that. When? Over the last thirty years, with a terminal collapse this past decade. That’s when. Newton was 77% Republican in 1990, 55% Republican in 2000, 53% in 2010, and it is perhaps only 40% Republican today. The Democrats now being firmly in control are doing what Democrats do.

What do you do now? Someone mentioned running to somewhere with more Republicans and fewer Democrats. That might work for a day or a season, but in the words of the great Democrat visionary, Idi Amin, “you cannot run faster than a bullet.” Don’t run. Stay and enjoy the party! At this rate, you should see those cool flying pyramids anytime now. As for the taxes, here are some totally-not-satirical suggestions:

Don thy bowtie. Apologize for something – anything. Say “Muh Republic” five times or 5,000 times. Hand out copies of the Holy Constitution (or reserve in case of another toilet paper shortage). Sing “God Bless the USA” by Lee Greenwood … just maybe omit “God” so as not to offend anyone (including God). (Heck, just use the Boomer/Beatles lyrics to be really safe). And, don’t forget the big one – VOOOOTE. 

In all seriousness, you’re in a pickle. I have some legitimate advice suited to this advanced stage. You’ve tipped into the territory where the solutions have more to do with chemistry and physics than law and politics. Honestly, we’re better confining those recommendations to fiction. You’ll know it if you see it. Or not. For the here and now, MB has done an outstanding job rallying the remnant against this dreadful if totally predictable curse. Appeal! Prepare to sue! Jam it up, baby! Lawsuits do, at times, still work.

Beating the BS out of Anti-BDS

Last February, on these very digital pages, I described Abby Martin’s lawsuit against Israel, er, Georgia as “Iron-clad.” It was. A few days ago, a federal judge actually did his job and struck down Georgia’s illegal BDS law. “Judge Mark Cohen wrote in his ruling that Georgia’s law ‘prohibits inherently expressive conduct protected by the First Amendment.’” This does explain the wailing. It’s not the cicadas. It’s John Hagee. 

All of these laws, nationwide, are illegal; heretofore, they’ve all been declared illegal. So, there’s your legal victory! There is still a modicum of hope. And, it leads me to…

Reason Number Eight to Love Gal Gadot!

Yeah, you knew I was itching to further indulge my celebrity crush, to dote on the Gadot. As I noted last week, she’s a walking, talking billboard for Israel and she’s Jewish to her beautiful core. Yet, she appears to have no desire to write or control American legal policy. Why would she? Again, she’s the real deal. Unlike those of the power-mad, latter-day Pharisaical variety who suggest anti-civilizational constraints on the West, and their useless idiots like Brian “Muh Big Truck” Kemp, Gadot seeks to please, help, and heal in whatever she does. 

Here, I realize a few things about the audience. There is a persistent refusal to acknowledge the difference between the nation and the state, as evidenced by the current Newtonian Republican-Democrat misunderstanding. I know it’s the same regarding a widely-divergent religion, an ancient theocracy that ended 2,000 years ago, a modern secular country, and the relationships between religious people in that modern country with others of titular similitude within and without that country.  I know the average Amerikan couldn’t find Israel on a map of the Middle East if one unrolled it in front of him and tapped incessantly on the strip of land between Egypt and Lebanon. Most can’t tell an Ashkenazi from a Cochin from a Karaite in the ground. 

To keep this simple, at a Farcebook-TeeVee level: Gal Gadot is a REAL Jew, a Child of God, a member of the Elect, etc. The ones who show up, demand you bless them, and then curse you and rewrite your laws to your detriment are FAKES. People who express unwavering support for the fakes are called idiots or, also, Republicans (the literal political kind, not the genteel substitute European kind).

Gorgeous Gadot is not a Jezebel. She’s not even a Rebecca; I can’t find any guile or deception in her – and I, ashamedly, looked. Based on the way some of the fakes recently attacked her like a leper (and the fact that few or none of them supported her), she could be a Miriam. Sarah! She’s full of beauty, kindness, and hospitality! People love her for it.

I’m happy to report that the bots, trolls, and lowlifes of the social media world are exhausting themselves. The press is still useless.* But the real people, her loyal, decent fans, the ones she allegedly angered or whatever, have retaken the commentary. They’re not mad and they never were – not with her, and there are something like a million more of them than there were two weeks ago. BTW, watch Episode Five of GG’s IMPACT! At drafting time, I hadn’t noticed any new personal messages from the lovely lady. However, her Yaron (I really like that guy) has restarted the feel-good posts. Keep doing what you’re doing, kids. You’re great.

Well, friends around the world, that’s a wrap. Piedmonteers, hang in there. Remember, for further equalization purposes, limit the powdered aluminum to 18% of the total recipe. While cooking, it’s highly thermogenic, so keep the area well ventilated. 

*On or about Monday, your humble author was inducted into the credentialed ranks of the international press corps. Bets on how long before they regret that?

New Column Tomorrow

25 Tuesday May 2021

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And, buddy, it’s a heck of a great one. No Gal Gadot whatsoever in this Gadot-centered piece of suburban Georgian property taxes and gorgeous Israeli actresses. Practical political stupidity and demographic short-sightedness invariably lead to GG. It’s only a third Wonder Woman, I swear. Not an ounce of celebrity crush in it. Pound maybe…

You’ll know it when you read it tomorrow afternoon.

PS: TPC Homers, y’all have a mess, no?

PPS: Gal Gadot.