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Whose Supremacy, Now?

02 Friday Oct 2020

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I didn’t watch, but I understand that Donald Trump had quite the heated exchange the other night with Democratic candidate Mike Chris Wallace. During their “debate,” Wallace (and some sleepy old man(???)) pressed Trump to condemn “White Supremacy” or some other nonexistent, narrative-driven foolishness. To drive the importance home, the cardboard-like old man (???) called Trump a “racist.” When I heard that, I was astounded. Why hasn’t anyone previously thought to use such commanding rhetoric against the Orange Man??? Or, any White person for that matter? I mean, “RACIST!” Wow.

Ann Coulter took on the matter as only Ann Coulter can:

After four months of looting, arson, window breaking, vandalism, intimidation, physical assaults, stabbings and shootings by Black Lives Matter and antifa, the first thing on the media’s mind is … getting Trump to condemn “white supremacists”!

It would be as if, on the morning after Pearl Harbor, the League of Nations demanded that FDR condemn American aggression in the Pacific.

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This is the position of the media and the Democratic Party: Antifa must be allowed to run riot without interference from anyone. We’ve liberated antifa from district attorneys and mayors and now we’ll liberate them from individual Americans. Therefore, anyone who defends the innocent from psychotic left-wing violence will be cursed as a “white supremacist.”

So be it. This all, coupled with the previously unheard of decline in the total number of White People (in addition to a usual declining population percentage share) in the US from 2009-2019, possibly suggests that America has a lack of the thing rather than a surfeit. Stand back and stand by? How about stand up?

UPDATE: (Pre-post Alteration): After allegedly contracting the Hoax and joining the 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, – pardon, my “zero” key is stuck – 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 perfectly healthy Amerikans who have already died at least six times each, Trump has FINALLY condemned the multi-racial Proud Boys as (multi-racial???) “White supremacists.” That settles that, right? I’m sure that nobody else will call him a “racist” from now on.

This development(s) kind of beats the life and satirical purpose out of the follow-up story I had planned for later today. Here. Here are two more examples of “White supremacy” run amuck:

“White supremacy” violence in LA;

“White supremacy” violence in Sweden;

Blah.

Here’s wishing the First Family (and Hot Hicks) a speedy recovery, much the same as 99.999997% of Hoax victims experience without any ill effects. And, one does hope that Trump will use his house arrest time to put those final touches on The Storm. Stand by.

Stunning Uncertainty

02 Friday Oct 2020

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Mr. and Mrs. POTUS allegedly have the WuFlu. A moment of silence…

President Donald Trump said early Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the coronavirus, a stunning announcement that plunges the country deeper into uncertainty just a month before the presidential election.

For clarification, and assuming this is not a probable false positive result:

Trump only has a 94.6% chance of recovery without incident.

Melania has a 99.5% chance of recovery.

The show will continue, hopefully with Trump having ironed out implementation kinks in The Storm.

Stand Back … Stand By

30 Wednesday Sep 2020

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It was not “The worst presidential debate of all time.”

On Tuesday night the American people, or at least those unlucky millions who were not watching the Yankees-Indians game on ESPN instead, were subjected to an hour and a half of mindless shouting from two hapless sad-looking old men who looked as if they would rather be anywhere else but that auditorium in Ohio. President Trump also spoke.

It’s not a sign of a nation in decline. It’s a sign of a nation totally changed and obliterated. It wasn’t a debate. Those days are gone and will not return under the auspices of America or the United States. If you insist on a “civilized” discussion of ideas, then you’ll have to wait for a (really, really) long time. Or, you need to find another country. Maybe pray the Constitution and give me five Hail Republics?

The reality show last night changed nothing, certainly not my standing predictions. I rather enjoyed the few snippets I read after the fact. “Stand by!” And, one knows who won by the way the whole thing, not just the winner, is lambasted.

That game kinda got out of hand too, eh?

Might As Well

30 Thursday Jul 2020

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Oh, no!!! Whatever will you do without your precious election???

President Donald Trump on Thursday suggested delaying the November election until ‘people can properly, securely and safely vote.’

But Trump does not have the power to delay the election. That would take an act of Congress, which is highly unlikely to happen.

Trump’s pronouncement, however, came right after news the U.S. economy shrank by 33 per cent in the April-June quarter. That number marks the worst quarterly plunge ever and comes as the coronavirus pandemic has shut down businesses, thrown tens of millions out of work and sent unemployment to 14.7 per cent.

Yeah, I mean we do have a hoax and all. Hmmm. This fits perfectly with my column this week at TPC – the gist was that the whole shitshow is utterly irrelevant at this point. I’m still sticking with all my predictions.

Is Trump a True Conservative?

24 Friday Jul 2020

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He certainly fits the pattern. Last month I reiterated my prediction that soon conservatives would flip as usual and start defending pedophiles, just a little behind the progressives, and just as they always eventually defend what they once allegedly stood against. This week, the prediction was primed to come true via more of a blundering, braindead comment rather than an outright defense. It was made at a press conference by none other than the “God Emperor” himself. When asked about globopedo Ghislaine Maxwell, Orange Man said:

“I don’t know, I haven’t really been following it too much. I just wish her well, frankly … I’ve met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach and I guess they lived in Palm Beach, but I wish her well.”

Maybe he meant to wish her “hell?”

My call is that Marco Foamio is first in line for an actual apology. Or, maybe Kirk or Shapiru.

For their idiotic part, a horde of liberals reacted to OM’s stupidity as if they suddenly believed in Pizzagate.

In Clownworld, there is nothing left to conserve.

“Erosion” on the Border

12 Sunday Jul 2020

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Real nations, unlike dead America, have borders. America has an open gate, through which invaders freely pass. Invasion attempts jumped 40% in June. There was a man, an orange-tinted man, who once campaigned on the promise of building a wall in order to stem the flow. This was, har, har, a joke. In three and a half years, the Trump has managed to construct three miles of new barrier. A private group of patriots essentially did the same thing. This competition displeases the Trump.

President Donald Trump on Sunday criticized a privately built border wall in South Texas that’s showing signs of erosion months after going up, saying it was “only done to make me look bad,” even though the wall was built after a months-long campaign by his supporters.

Always about him.

And he has more big, beautiful, Trump-bragging ideas to assist the invaders.

Pressed on whether the provision would give DREAMers protected by the program legal status in the United States, Trump said: “They’re going to be part of a much bigger bill on immigration. It’s going to be a very big bill, a very good bill, and merit-based bill and it will include DACA, and I think people are going to be very happy.” He also said that it would “give them a road to citizenship.”

With no amnesty!!!

Federal law is clear: enter the country without authorization and you are a criminal and must be removed. DACA was an illegal Omamanation which openly flouts the law, and is itself illegal. John Roberts is worse than a moron. The DREAMERS have to go. Period. That Orange Man hasn’t had Roberts, et al arrested and deported away with the hordes speaks to his weakness. Half of the working-age American adults have no jobs. There is no room for foreign competition. This is 1986 all over again. The “kids” from afar are here to stay; the American nation has been deported.

You’ve done it again, dipshits! Your choice this fall is between OM and a carbon copy named Biden. Something has eroded and it isn’t the sand along the Rio Grande.

Because All You Do Is Tweet

10 Friday Jul 2020

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Twitter’s number one user is down in the dumps about himself.

Barbara Res, a former executive at the Trump Organization, said that when she worked for Trump, he interpreted nearly everything in deeply personal terms.

“Whatever bad happened, no matter what it was, it was always against him, always directed at him,” Res said. “He would say, ‘Why does everything always happen to me?’ “

Why? Because instead of fighting the enemies of God and the People, all you’re capable of is blabbing away stupidly. Facing off against the forces of hell, the man armed with JDAMs, drones, and strike teams, relies on a 90-IQ disinformation site. Sadly, even this is more than the average Amerikan deserves at this point.

Orange Man, shut up, and act!

Defund the Skoolz

08 Wednesday Jul 2020

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For months this year, Amerika’s youth have had a needed reprieve from the hell that is their government-dulled “education.” Sadly, many (most) parents tire of pseudo-homeschooling and are so happy about the idea of shipping off the kids they don’t enjoy raising. And, what do the skoolz have to offer now? 2 + 2 = Racist!

A Black Lives Matter-supporting teacher took to Twitter to assert that 2+2 only = 4 because of “western imperialism.”

Yes, really.

Brittany Marshall’s tweet went viral after she claimed during the course of a discussion about racism, “Nope the idea of 2 + 2 equaling 4 is cultural and because of western imperialism/colonization, we think of it as the only way of knowing.”

Marshall, who includes her pronouns in her bio, lists her occupation as “teacher, scholar, social justice change agent” and apparently is studying for a PhD at Rutgers.

Yes, really. Amerika’s skoolz are ruined from kindergarten to grad skool. Though this woman(??) lists her “pronouns,” she probably doesn’t know what pronouns are – aside from being vestiges of colonialism or something.

Yet and still, like the dim-witted parents, the dim-witted Orange Man says it’s time for skoolz again!

President Donald Trump ramped up his pressure campaign to get public schools to fully reopen amid the coronavirus pandemic, tweeting Wednesday that he may withhold federal funding from schools that do not resume in-person classes this fall.

The tweet was the latest step in an administration-wide effort to convince schools nationwide that the risks of not reopening for in-person classes outweigh those posed by the coronavirus pandemic, which has reached new record levels across the country in recent weeks.

Wait a minute! Tweety Bird has a point, there. Cut all of the funding to all of the schools. Then, make it a felony to operate them. Make Let Kids Learn Again!

Trump Calls Out a Hoax

01 Wednesday Jul 2020

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And, thank God! Of course, he had to spin it towards the personal, but this will have to do.

President Trump claimed early Wednesday that reports about suspected Russian bounties on coalition forces in Afghanistan were a “hoax” meant to damage him politically.

“The Russia Bounty story is just another made up by Fake News tale that is told only to damage me and the Republican Party,” Trump tweeted. “The secret source probably does not even exist, just like the story itself. If the discredited @nytimes has a source, reveal it. Just another HOAX!”

The nuts who control the government in Mordor are still utterly insane and evil and still want a war with Russia. Their last pack of lies, concerning Qasem Soleimani, resulted in the General’s murder and a harsh, unstoppable, drone strike ability-ending counter-attack by Iran. What do the nuts want now? The murder of a Russian general? Russia isn’t Iran. Whereas Iran has the power to halt imperial regional aggression, Russia has the ability to turn the United States into an ashtray. This is a good Tweet and may have saved many lives. Today, Orange Man good.

BOLO for Donald Trump

29 Monday Jun 2020

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Crimes have consequences. Iran has issued a warrant for the Donald for murder and terrorism.

Iran has issued an arrest warrant and asked Interpol for help in detaining US President Donald Trump and dozens of others it believes carried out the drone strike that killed a top Iranian general in Baghdad.

Tehran prosecutor Ali Alqasimehr said on Monday that Trump, along with more than 30 others Iran accuses of involvement in the January 3 attack that killed General Qassem Soleimani, face “murder and terrorism charges”, the semi-official ISNA news agency reported.

While the warrant is utterly valid, I doubt seriously that it will ever be executed. However, it appears that, as with China and Russia, Iran is now off-limits to Imperial aggression. Your President, like his predecessors, is a war criminal and a terrorist. MAGA.