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Twitter’s number one user is down in the dumps about himself.

Barbara Res, a former executive at the Trump Organization, said that when she worked for Trump, he interpreted nearly everything in deeply personal terms.

“Whatever bad happened, no matter what it was, it was always against him, always directed at him,” Res said. “He would say, ‘Why does everything always happen to me?’ “

Why? Because instead of fighting the enemies of God and the People, all you’re capable of is blabbing away stupidly. Facing off against the forces of hell, the man armed with JDAMs, drones, and strike teams, relies on a 90-IQ disinformation site. Sadly, even this is more than the average Amerikan deserves at this point.

Orange Man, shut up, and act!