Another War the USSA Can’t Win

16 Monday May 2022

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I called the invasion almost three months ago. Now, in go the troops. I’d say it’s time to hang up a Somali flag to signal your virtue, but I’m not sure they have a flag; someone in Minnesota or Maine should be able to clarify that.

President Biden has signed an order authorizing the military to once again deploy hundreds of Special Operations forces inside Somalia — largely reversing the decision by President Donald J. Trump to withdraw nearly all 700 ground troops who had been stationed there, according to four officials familiar with the matter.

This is a “just” invasion. The (checks notes) Alibaba tar-ists (close enough) are a clear threat to the empire. Contrast this very just, valid, and necessary war with Russia’s naked aggression in Ukraine, a country millions of miles from Russia that is in no way allied with evil people attempting to genocide Russians. Let’s. Go. Brandon.

The sad part is that now even more (perhaps all?) Somalis will end up invading the dead US. The funny part is that regardless of what happens, the empire will be defeated. By the Somalis. Again. Har.

War-Mad, Blood-Crazed Brandon Invades Somalia

26 Saturday Feb 2022

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Brandon = Hitler, hypocrisy, Somalia, War

NATO and the world must condemn this horrible atrocity, the literal 238,000th coming of HITLER!

The US Africa Command has claimed a Tuesday airstrike in Somalia, declaring the drone attack had targeted “al-Shabaab terrorists,” accusing them of “attacking partner forces in a remote location near Duduble,” around 64 kilometers (40 miles) northwest of the capital, Mogadishu.

Sources tell me that 10 bazillion US troops are entering the peaceful, prosperous African country, America’s greatest ally (after Ukraine and Israel) in an attempt to eventually conquer all of the Dark Continent in some vague attempt to rebuild the Continental Congressional Empire! Reports indicate that five billion civilians, 38 trillion of them children, have been killed in left-wing communist airstrikes. Other reports suggest the brave Somalis are fighting back, having already reclaimed their space station in a battle that killed 400 sextillion USian storm troopers, thus humiliating Brandon and his rogue regime.

The world must act. If not the world, then the just-as-Amerikant-as-you Somalis in Kongress and the good Somalis of Minnesota. The leader of Mordor, Sauron I, the Great, has called for kicking the USSA out of Monopoly after enacting sanctions against Janet Yellen’s Uber account. The validly-elected and democratic defenders of Somalia desperately need anti-aircraft defenses, indoor plumbing, and a 40-point increase in IQ. Lutheran Social Services stands by to relocate all Somalis into the former US later this evening. Soros, save us!

So Minor…

04 Friday Sep 2020

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Constitution, deep decline, law, Ninth Circuit, NSA, Somalia, spying

NSA spying is illegal and might violate something called the … constitution(???). So says the Ninth Circus:

The National Security Agency program that swept up details on billions of Americans’ phone calls was illegal and possibly unconstitutional, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday.

However, the unanimous three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals said the role the so-called telephone metadata program played in a criminal terror-fundraising case against four Somali immigrants was so minor that it did not undermine their convictions.

Well, thank God. How’s that for governance? A criminal government imports incompatible third world terrorists, and then spies on them (and you!), but not in a way that would undermine convictions. If you’re scratching your head on this one, relax, you’re sane. And, yes, it would have been much easier and morally sound to not spy on us and not gather unto these shores the garbage of the world that hates us. Remember that should you be lucky enough to participate in the rebuilding.

Emanuel Celler’s Daycare, Where Fraud Meets Fraud

16 Wednesday May 2018

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1965, al Shabaab, decline, Emanuel Celler, fraud, government theft, immigration, invasion, Minnesota, Somalia, terrorism, welfare

They say, “follow the money.” If one follows it out of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, it ends up in Somalia, in the hands of terrorists. $100 Million per year.

MINNEAPOLIS (KMSP) – For five months, Fox 9 has been investigating what appears to be rampant fraud in a massive state program.

This fraud is suspected of costing Minnesota taxpayers as much as $100 million a year.

The Fox 9 Investigators reporting is based on public records and nearly a dozen government sources who have direct knowledge of what is happening.

These sources have a deep fear, and there is evidence to support their concerns, that some of that public money is ending up in the hands of terrorists.

The old Minnesotans work hard, make money, and pay the taxes. The taxes support so many wonderful programs. The new “Minnesotans” run welfare and daycare scams to siphon money out of those terrific programs. They send that money back to their real homes, including Somalia, where their real allegiance resides (and where they should too). There, at home, a good deal of the cash is intercepted by groups like al Shabaab. Al Shabaab helps create more “refugees” bound for places like MN. A wonderful cycle.

The FOX team is very concerned about the fraud at the fake daycare centers. They should be. They should also worry about the rampant fraud in the existence of these socialist, terror-supporting programs and the taxes that feed them.

Here’s the deal: two scenarios at work:

You, Mr. and Mrs. MN, work hard and make money. A man with a gun steals some of that money. The robber then offers it to “the needy.”
“The needy” come right along and take all they can.

Which of the above scenarios is the greater fraud?

We are reliably informed that the new “Minnesotans,” like so many other migrants, are a net benefit to the economy. They no doubt do wonders for the al Shabaab economy (likely heavy in AKs, RPGs, cigarettes, dope, slaves, Toyota pickups, and maybe not so much soap).

Exactly as it should be at this late hour and exactly as envisioned by a little cretin, circa 1965. That Act may prove to be the greatest fraud of all.

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