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I called the invasion almost three months ago. Now, in go the troops. I’d say it’s time to hang up a Somali flag to signal your virtue, but I’m not sure they have a flag; someone in Minnesota or Maine should be able to clarify that.

President Biden has signed an order authorizing the military to once again deploy hundreds of Special Operations forces inside Somalia — largely reversing the decision by President Donald J. Trump to withdraw nearly all 700 ground troops who had been stationed there, according to four officials familiar with the matter.

This is a “just” invasion. The (checks notes) Alibaba tar-ists (close enough) are a clear threat to the empire. Contrast this very just, valid, and necessary war with Russia’s naked aggression in Ukraine, a country millions of miles from Russia that is in no way allied with evil people attempting to genocide Russians. Let’s. Go. Brandon.

The sad part is that now even more (perhaps all?) Somalis will end up invading the dead US. The funny part is that regardless of what happens, the empire will be defeated. By the Somalis. Again. Har.