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A Clover Confesses

20 Friday Dec 2019

Posted by perrinlovett in News and Notes

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cars, clovers, driving, gun control lies, roundabouts

After reading some fake news from ABC about gun control and “school shootings” – with an example I know to be false (yawn), I stumbled across a letter to the small town editor from a clover.

The so-called rotaries are an example of Yankee idiocracy, not to be confused with Rebel ingenuity, infecting our cherished Dixieland.

I first encountered these traffic devices while serving in the U.S. Navy, stationed in New England. We sailors had a special name for them: Balley Circuits; with slang expression of the “guts” one must demonstrate to take the right of way.

Barely missed a collision in the rotary, today, at the upper end of Laney Walker Boulevard in Augusta. A driver came barreling in so fast I never saw her coming as I entered the rotary. Of course, she thought that I was the bad guy.

It’s like four-way stops, where you never know what the other person will do; and, it’s dangerous.

Yes, Yankee idiocracy. That’s why these terrible monstrosities are found all over the world, from Paris to Mexico City to Tokyo, where they serve very well to keep traffic moving. It only requires that drivers possess basic skills behind the wheel. Hence, Cleetus’s problem. He’s a moron. And, his letter serves as an admission that he does not know how to drive. Notice that he’s also opposed to four-way stops. What does he want? Lights. Everywhere. Needed or not. For his kind, slow is optimal and stopped is maximal. Worse, he expects you and me to operate by his rules. The simple solution – to sidestep all the dangers – is for him to stop driving. He won’t do that because he’s as selfish as he is stupid. You’ll encounter him or someone like him on your next motor outing.

From TPC: Georgia Gets a New Clover Law!

09 Wednesday May 2018

Posted by perrinlovett in Legal/Political Columns

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driving, Georgia, government stupidity, law, Piedmont Chronicles, TPC, traffic

Starting on July 1, 2018, Georgia will suffer a new law, the Hands-Free Georgia Act, HB 673 (2018). Said Act is allegedly aimed at preventing “distracted driving,” or, at least, certain kinds of distracted driving by certain people. The usual exalted classes are exempted. Per the preamble, it amends:


Title 40 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to motor vehicles and traffic, so as to prohibit actions which distract a driver while operating a motor vehicle; to provide for the proper and safe use of wireless telecommunications devices and stand-alone electronic devices while driving; to provide for definitions; to prohibit certain actions while operating a commercial motor vehicle; to provide for violations; to provide for punishment …

In brief, they don’t want Georgians holding mobile phones while talking, texting, or emailing. The viewing of and recording of videos is also prohibited. Safe use. Punishment. Control. Obey.

The vote, in both houses of the Generally Useless Assembly, was a wonder of that thing they call bipartisanship. The Act passed the House, 144-18 (with several members loafing about elsewhere); in the Senate, only one decent man had the nerve to stand up against mob hysteria.

Safety is a big seller when it comes to laws. I wanted to quote Ben Franklin here, but we’ll not wear out the liberty/safety trade line. Here’s an older admonition, seemingly ratified by “your” representatives:

“Only a few prefer liberty, the majority seek nothing more than fair masters.”

– Gaius Sallustius “Sallust” Crispus, Histories, 1st Century, BC.


The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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THE WHOLE ARTICLE AT TPC

 

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Real Safe Spaces (or Not): State Comparisons

08 Thursday Jun 2017

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cars, driving, South Carolina

I love these kind of stats. Guns.com ran a story about the safest and least safe states in America. They broke it down into various categories. The one that caught my jaded eye was “Fewest/Most Fatalities per 100 Million Vehicle Miles of Travel.”

The “safest” driving state: Massachusetts. This actually did not surprise me, having spent tremendous amounts of time in Mass and having driven most of their roads at different times and seasons and under different conditions. They drive a little crazy and there is a ton of traffic (round Baaahssten) but they know how to do it. They drive more proactively than most Americans. Minga!

The worst, most dangerous and deadly state is, of course: South Carolina. Two reasons for this: First, the squalid little third world excuse for a state has no money for road construction or maintenance; much of I-26 and I-20 are gravel or dirt and lack overpasses or signage (not that the locals can read). Second, the people of First Secession simply do not know how to drive! It’s a wonder they don’t all get killed every year… Imagine a drunken and retarded monkey trying to drive a car while simultaneously eating a Big Mac, texting, and sleep babbling something about NASCAR. Now imagine an entire state of them. Welcome to SC. I hereby revoke all SC driver’s licences! Oh, wait. They don’t have those…

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Guns.com.

Check out the other categories! There are some anomalies. For instance, Maine has the fewest assaults per capita. This is easily explained by the fact that an assault must, by definition, involve at least two people. See – they only have two or three residents there and they’re not in the same places. Oddly enough Alaska has the highest number of assaults. Same equation but with a polar opposite conclusion. At least SC dodged that one. Come to think of it, that might call the reliability of the whole thing into question…

I Can Drive 55; I Choose Not To

16 Tuesday May 2017

Posted by perrinlovett in Legal/Political Columns, Other Columns

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America, driving, Eric Peters, Germany, government, New York Times, speed limits

Carlos Slim’s Blog discovered that many jurisdictions are raising speed limits. Some are now as high as 80 or 85 MPH – almost back to what were safe speeds in 1970. They begin with the “blur” of driving through Nevada and then progress to Texas before culminating on the German autobahn.

Shiny new signs posted last week in northern Nevada signal that the state is joining a trend toward higher speed limits for rural highways — motorists can now hit 80 miles per hour on a 130-mile stretch of Interstate 80.

Nevada has long been known as a state that allows people to do things they can’t do anywhere else in the country, but don’t expect any winking boasts that what happens between Fernley and Winnemucca stays between Fernley and Winnemucca. A handful of other states already had a limit of 80 m.p.h. or more, and there are places in the world where you can legally go even faster.

Things really are bigger in Texas. And Germany.

A section of State Highway 130 in Texas, a toll road between Austin and San Antonio, has an 85 m.p.h. speed limit, the highest in the United States — a fact that drew a lot of attention when the blacktop opened to traffic in 2012. It did not, however, draw a lot of drivers, and the company that won the concession to operate the highway filed for bankruptcy last year.

Idaho, Montana, South Dakota, Utah and Wyoming raised the limits on certain roads to 80 m.p.h. in recent years — in part out of a recognition that a lot of people were driving that fast already. Mississippi has a theoretical 80 m.p.h. limit; it applies only to toll roads, and the state has no toll roads.

Bulgaria and Poland have limits as high as 140 kilometers per hour, about 87 m.p.h. Of course, such numbers seem paltry when you look at Germany’s fabled autobahn, where some stretches have no absolute limit, and speeds above 100 m.p.h. are common. In fact, there are several documented instances of drivers exceeding 200 m.p.h. on the autobahn, some of them with video evidence or automotive magazine writers as witnesses.

So, in Nevada, the legal speed limit – in places – is now close to those speeds people elsewhere obtain anyway. Then they (briefly) commence the scare tactic deception.

About 35,000 people die each year in traffic accidents in the United States, and nearly 2,000 of those deaths are attributable to increased speed limits, according to the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.

Notice that the IIHS does not say the speeding itself was to blame for 5.7% of those 35,000 fatalities. It is “attributable to increased speed limits”. Other studies show faster drivers are safer drivers, mainly because, at high speed, they have to pay attention. Many (most?) of the 2,000 increased speed limits deaths are caused by idiots wandering into the path of higher-speed drivers. The “speeders” are not necessarily to blame but they get counted for statistical purposes.

No mention of accident rates in speed-happy Germany, because they’re aren’t that many. Germans know how to drive. Most Americans do not. And, in Germany, the timid have an outlet: they simply stay out of the left lane. This solution is far too simple for U.S. clovers, who feel it is their right to wander around aimlessly and below the posted limits in any lane they choose. This is almost always illegal but nobody cares. Here, speeding is bad; pitiful driving is good. The fatalities will continue.

Something the Times failed to mention was Montana’s experiment in the 1990’s. Then, that state had,in most places and on most roads, no daytime speed limits at all. I have fond memories of cruising a two-lane back road to nowhere at 110 MPH and barely being able to pass large trucks. There were no accidents and no fatalities – you need people for those numbers, which Montana lacked. It was so awesome it got boring. But it’s gone now. 75. 80. Creep, creep, creep.

On a somewhat related note, Eric Peters has some accounts of what happens to you when you decide to drive outside the state’s arbitrary rules. Rather, he discusses what happens when they say you do, even when you don’t.

Break their rules, and they hammer you. Obey their rules, and they hammer you. Might be better to at least have a little fun before the hammer falls.

Sammy-Hagar-65

Sammy got a 10 MPH bump. bestride.com.

Close Encounter of the Clover Kind

10 Sunday May 2015

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clovers, driving, idiots, people

It never ceases to amaze me how bad most people drive these days.  Folks too incompetent to be trusted with a gun or heavy equipment are routinely allowed to operate automobiles which are considerably more dangerous than most weapons of war. Worse, these fools on wheels continually express contempt and disdain for those of us who can actually motor responsibly.

Last week I had a run in (almost literally) with one of these self-righteous clovers.  At lunch I innocently drove over to a gas station to refuel the SUV.  Ahead of me on the road was a Ford Explorer weaving along about ten miles per hour below the speed limit. A clover to be sure it was.

Clover cruised drunkenly past the gas station and I happily pulled in.  I headed towards the second pump so as to make my exit a little easier.  Out of the corner of my right eye I noticed the Explorer execute an insane 180 degree turn.  Now traveling at the speed limit (though in a parking lot) the Ford screeched to a stop inches from my front bumper.

At this point I noticed a Georgia Tech tag on the intruder’s front bumper.  Clovers are generally none too bright and certainly not mechanically inclined.  I was perplexed.  Then I noticed an ugly woman in the driver’s seat.  She was glaring at me with a look of seething hate.  I did not know why but I understood that she thought I had invaded “her” pump.  Clovers are often possessive without cause.  Being a nice guy I smiled and waved to her.  Then I backed up to the other pump, allowing her access to “her” pump.  She aggressively charged forward – she would have almost pushed me backwards.  Oh well, live and let live…

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(It’s her road.  Move!  Google.)

It turns out we both had business inside at the register.  I politely waited behind her in line whilst another clover gambled away its disability money on lottery tickets.  Ford Tech Cloveress (both ugly and fat) then turned around and looked me up and down. She snorted, “Do you always drive like that?!”  Like that.  It’s always our fault.  No matter what…  Yes, I drive like that.  I obey the rules of the road.  I go where I will without bothering anyone.  I politely help even the most obnoxious clovers at the gas station.

With growing irritation I looked at her and said, “You mean in a car? … Yeah.”  The angry little hippo then rolled her eyes, stamped a hoof and turned back around.  The Gambler scratched away, oblivious to the world.  A fly flew by.

Ticking like a bomb, Clover stewed and turned again.  She, in grunting fashion, began to lecture me about the perils of not making way for clovers.  She explained she worked at a hospital.  She stamped another hoof.  I listened patiently all the while regretting my decision to leave the house without a pistol.  When she stopped to gasp for breath I said, “Thanks for the lesson!” in happiest tone.

Finally, the decrepit numerologist at the counter ran out of luck or money and shuffled out the door. Clover then proceeded to order some gasoline for her mobile battering ram and two packs of cigarettes.  Of course, a health care worker/professor would also be a smoker.

A few minutes later, outside, as I paid homage to OPEC, Clover finished up and heaved her impressive girth into the driver’s seat of her weapon of mass annoyance.  I looked over and waved.  I yelled, smiling, “Have a great day!”  She bellowed something about being safe and respectfully and sped off.  I assume she slowed to a crawl once on the road.  She was then someone else’s problem and peril.

Lord Jesus be praised, I will likely never see this filthy witch again.  However, I know that every single day I will meet other, similar moron highwaymen (and women).

Absent the wonders of modern science (thank you, Georgia Tech) these idiots would have long ago succumbed to the terminal effects of Darwinian selection.  The moral to be learned from this little story is …. Well …. maybe there is no moral.  Nothing to know. Nothing to help.

For you and I, the sane, responsible and courtesy, all we can do is get out of the way and grin and bear it.  I rest my case.  Or, something….

 

Clover’s Hard Drive

25 Wednesday Feb 2015

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America, cars, Clover, computers, driving, freedom, government, law, Netherlands, NSA

News comes of late that the U.S. federal government is implanting spyware directly into computer hard drives at the factory.  This affects almost all new computers.  “The NSA’s Office of Tailored Access Operations (TAO) has been already exposed as operating a covert interception scheme of deliveries of new computer equipment.”  Computer Hard Drives; Your Only Hope is to Destroy the Hard Drive.

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(Google images.)

I’m sure Clover agrees with this nefarious program in full.  Clover always agrees with law and order no matter how lawless the law or order.  To him there cannot be any downside to this program.  You know, if you’re not doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear, obey the law, etc.

I have no technical skills to speak of.  However, I imagine that this pre-loaded malware makes it that much easier for the ever-benevolent government to access and control things like … your new car.  You read it here first but now other news outlets are speculating that bluetooth based hacking may have facilitated the murder of journalist Michael Hastings.

“After Hastings died in a bizarre one-car crash along a straight Los Angeles street, former counterterrorism adviser Richard Clarke noted the accident was “consistent with a car cyber attack” and that it was easy to hack cars. It seems he was right, as 60 Minutes demonstrated in a chilling fashion.”  Car Hacking Report Refuels Concerns About Michael Hastings Crash.

None of this will matter to Clover.  Nothing concerning government is bad in his limited mind.  He with his speed bumps, cameras and traffic signs.  Maybe you feel the same way.  To Clover’s delight totalitarians are clamping down hard on what little driving freedom remains for Americans.  New York City has a scheme in the works to make city driving all but impossible.

The problem with Clover’s acquiescence here is that traffic command and control makes the roads less safe.  It turns out, scientifically speaking, that all those damned road signs and rules Clover loves so much really act to distract drivers rather than make them safer.  “The American system of traffic control, with its many signs and stops, and with its specific rules tailored to every bend in the road, has had the unintended consequence of causing more accidents than it prevents.”

A sizable city in the Netherlands did away with most road signage and lane markings. The result was a near automotive utopia.  “‘Right of way’ became an instinctual process between motorists. Their collective sense of responsibility and consideration created a safe environment.”

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(Clover free.  Google.)

Freedom works.  Government control makes things less safe at best and lethally dangerous at worst.  Which do you prefer?

That’s A Stop Sign

11 Monday Feb 2013

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driving, Eric Peters, George Carlin, government, idiots, Lew Rockwell, police, radar, robots, speed humps, stop sign

I read a lot of Eric Peters’s columns on the death of automotive freedom in the USSA.  He’s one of the great commentators at http://lewrockwell.com/, the wonderful anti-state web powerhouse.  Maybe, someday when Lew lowers his standards a bit, you might find yours truly ramblin away there.

Eric spends a good bit of time writing about the stupidity of Amerikan traffic laws.  I think he did a piece recently on mobile radar/speed trailers.  The police put these idiotic contraptions in odd places in an effort to harass the driving public.

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(You’ve seen this thing.)

I was on my way home from liquor stor…er…candy shop one fine afternoon when I encountered another of these radar RoboCops.  It was placed at the entrance of a lovely residential neighborhood I enjoy cutting through occasionally on my way home.   I actually stopped in the road to take the above picture. Thus, the machine had the effect of causing me to cease speeding and start blocking traffic – dumb robot.  Usually, if I am fairly confident no actual officers are around I hit the accelerator and make the machine stroke out (as best I can driving a 10,000 lb anvil).  Some models have blue lights that flash angrily when you hit a certain illegal speed.

As a conditional word, I almost always drive as safely and efficiently as possible.  My number one goal is to get where I going, number two is getting there without endangering anyone.  You’ll recall that George Carlin once said something to the effect: “Have you ever noticed that anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac?”  This is really true.  I’ve driven all over the good old USSA and can make the following observation.  Nearly all drivers may be classified into three categories (about equal thirds, too): 1) those of us who are competent and courteous; 2) those who are completely unqualified to drive and struggle to control their vehicles; and 3) those who just don’t give a damn.  Where do you fall?

Stop sign, stop sign.

Oh yes, about 30 seconds after I passed the radar R2D2 I came upon a deserted intersection and proceeded to turn right.  As there were no other cars anywhere around and visibility was excellent I confidently did a California role.  As I made the turn I saw a County Marshall standing in someone’s yard (likely there to harass them for violating some ridiculous, cookie-cutter ordinance).  He looked at me and pointed and said, “That’s a stop sign.”  My title is now explained.  Had I been a smarted person I could have made some witty remark.  As is, I just rolled my eyes and waved him off dismissively.  After 3 seconds of quick reflection I drove away speedily.  He had a badge and a gun after all.  I generally have, as a result of my profession, a good relationship with many area law officers, many of whom are decent people.  I did not recognize this dude and I did not like his lecturing attitude.  Sensitive me.

My escape was successful but hindered by the one blemish in this quaint, out of place, New England-feeling subdivision (other than the cops and their robots) – speed humps – lots of them.  A speed hump, for those you fortunate enough not to know is a speed bump which has been stretched out about six feet.  Like the robots they are intended to slow a vehicle by causing the driver and passengers discomfort.  Torture, really.  And, totally unneeded in this particular place.  The streets curve constantly, back and forth, and the terrain is all hills.  Physics dictate that all but the most foolhardy will obey the posted speed limit out of necessity. 

Speed bumps and humps kill numerous people ever year – mainly because they slow responding ambulances and cost precious, life-saving seconds.  That’s a rant for another day.  Speed humps, robots, and stop signs.  Oh my!

Perrin Lovett

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