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Two Weeks to Flatten the Pews

17 Monday Jan 2022

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Nearly two agonizing years ago, I first rolled out my excellent rebuttal idea of “spiritual tithing.” This was my answer to the dead, fake churches’ suggestion of spiritual communion. I mean, one’s as good as the…

Now, they say it hasn’t worked out so well?!

Biltmore United Methodist Church of Asheville, North Carolina, is for sale. Already financially strapped because of shrinking membership and a struggling preschool, the congregation was dealt a crushing blow by the coronavirus.

Attendance plummeted, with many parishioners staying home or switching to other churches that stayed open the whole time. Gone, too, is the revenue the church formerly got from renting its space for events and meetings.

Staying home – as they were commanded to. Or going to churches that Believed enough to remain open – as they have for the last 2,000 years. Who. Could. Have. Guessed? Besides me and 50 million other people?

Nice try blaming a pathetic and failed bioweapon hoax for the fruits of sheer lack of faith, the pandemic of churchianity.

Fifth Jab’s the Charm?

17 Monday Jan 2022

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Alas, it appears some of those deranged “conspiracy theorists,” aka, people who can think, may have been right.

Israeli trial, world’s first, finds 4th dose ‘not good enough’ against Omicron.

Just not enough. *sobs* Hey! Maybe it’s time to finally admit this whole shitshow is a hoax and a genocide and stop taking the infernal poison! That, or perhaps the tenth or thirtieth doses might do something. Who knows? Is there some kind of ancient prophecy at work here? A magic on-the-nose-only number, either of jabs or of necessary vaxx victims?

Smart people of Israel who may (or hopefully may not) have fallen for the first dozen or so batches of lies: STOP!

Christians v Satanists

13 Thursday Jan 2022

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Hey, dumbass. Yeah, you.

It’s not “the liberals” sending satanists to your child’s school.

It’s not the communists, socialists, or Dumbocrats.

It’s not the Russians.

It’s not China.

It’s not Iran.

Satan is sending his wicked followers to corrupt and destroy your children.

An Illinois school district is defending an after-school program being offered by The Satanic Temple, a national religious and human rights group.

Many parents are reportedly furious over the meetings that will be held at Jane Addams Elementary School in Moline. The Satanic Temple does not believe in Satan, according to its website, nor will it attempt to convert children to Satanism.

You can believe them when they say they don’t really believe in satan – they’re the followers of the father of lies, after all. What am I saying? You don’t believe in much yourself. Nor will you do a damned thing to stop this or any other easily-prevented atrocity. And, for you in the majority who don’t live in Illinois, please know that if your child is in any government anti-school, there’s a 99% chance this evil is already present there and already hard at work not believing in satan and not converting.

You’re as weak and faithless as you are stupid. These poor children are the foretold generation suffering for the sins of the fathers.