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Libertardian Delight

18 Tuesday Jan 2022

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Tomorrow afternoon will bring a new column with a tale cautionary, nostalgic, and mournful. Pop up and have your pocket squares handy.

For now, I think I have found the libertarian candidate of the year! In fact, I can see more than a few “good” GOP cucks voting for this guy. I would luuuuuuuv to vote for a *checks notes* black *checks notes* Democrat *checks bong* stoner!

Two Weeks to Flatten the Pews

17 Monday Jan 2022

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Nearly two agonizing years ago, I first rolled out my excellent rebuttal idea of “spiritual tithing.” This was my answer to the dead, fake churches’ suggestion of spiritual communion. I mean, one’s as good as the…

Now, they say it hasn’t worked out so well?!

Biltmore United Methodist Church of Asheville, North Carolina, is for sale. Already financially strapped because of shrinking membership and a struggling preschool, the congregation was dealt a crushing blow by the coronavirus.

Attendance plummeted, with many parishioners staying home or switching to other churches that stayed open the whole time. Gone, too, is the revenue the church formerly got from renting its space for events and meetings.

Staying home – as they were commanded to. Or going to churches that Believed enough to remain open – as they have for the last 2,000 years. Who. Could. Have. Guessed? Besides me and 50 million other people?

Nice try blaming a pathetic and failed bioweapon hoax for the fruits of sheer lack of faith, the pandemic of churchianity.

Fifth Jab’s the Charm?

17 Monday Jan 2022

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Alas, it appears some of those deranged “conspiracy theorists,” aka, people who can think, may have been right.

Israeli trial, world’s first, finds 4th dose ‘not good enough’ against Omicron.

Just not enough. *sobs* Hey! Maybe it’s time to finally admit this whole shitshow is a hoax and a genocide and stop taking the infernal poison! That, or perhaps the tenth or thirtieth doses might do something. Who knows? Is there some kind of ancient prophecy at work here? A magic on-the-nose-only number, either of jabs or of necessary vaxx victims?

Smart people of Israel who may (or hopefully may not) have fallen for the first dozen or so batches of lies: STOP!