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A teenage Utah student, allegedly a supporter of ISIS, allegedly brought a homemade bomb to his high school on Monday. The police arrested him. The officers carry guns. Guns have been known to shoot. School. Shooting. Since we’re playing loose and fast with facts, why not? Makes as much sense as 15 of those other 17 “shootings” this year.

ST. GEORGE, Utah (KUTV) – UPDATE: Police said a homemade explosive device was the item discovered in a backpack at Pine View High School Monday that forced the evacuation of the school. Police said if the device had detonated, it would have caused significant injury or death. Police have a suspect in custody.

A warrant served at the home of a male juvenile found materials consistent with the materials used to build the device.

Police also said the suspect had been researching information and expressing interest in ISIS and promoting the organization.

I’m sure there’s some way to blame this on the NRA. Maybe the drama club can organize a march. Trump could administratively ban shoulder slings. Certainly no problems with the schools, the culture, or terrorism.