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The NFL Was Right?

21 Tuesday Sep 2021

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While I’m still not sure the entire sport of football can be written off for, as Tweeted by the NFL, being “gay,” it appears at least one fan could be.

During a football game in Sanford Stadium on Sept. 11, UGAPD responded to a complaint about a man masturbating in a bathroom, according to a UGAPD report.

A teenage boy told police he went to the bathroom just before half-time and saw a man masturbating over a urinal. The teen also said the man watched him while he was using a urinal, according to the report.

America is back!

Also, to my knowledge, the Red & Black has yet to match the suspect, Tritavious Malik Harris, arrested for the evening parking deck attack to his picture or demographic description. Is there some sort of privilege at work?! At any rate, even the student victims in Athens are starting to notice reality:

“Athens at night is super duper unsafe,” student Izzy Wagner told Channel 2′s Tom Jones. “People are starting to notice that it’s becoming like Atlanta. Like how bad the crime is there.”

A quick check of the Census reports and … wow! Izzy is almost right. (BTW, she was the cutest Olympic mascot ever; nice to see her working with the great Tom Jones). It’s not quite the ATL, but it is getting there.

Enough for now. It’s time to get ready for NCAA week four! Just, uh, watch out in the restrooms. And parking decks. The streets. Cities. Etc.

An Unknown Man

20 Monday Sep 2021

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One wonders how the Red & Black will balance coverage and editorialization of this recent attack.

Security camera footage revealed an unknown man physically assaulted the woman, took her cell phone and groped her outside of her clothing around 2:23 a.m., according to the email. The man fled as two other uninvolved men walked into the area.

Who knows?! It is a little strange that they failed to run the perp’s pictures as the AJC did. Black crime matters?

A Push for DIEversity

17 Friday Sep 2021

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I saw this at Dr. Roberts’s site and had to verify it. And, in fact, half of an English Orchestra was fired because they were White.

English Touring Opera (ETO) has dropped half of its orchestral players in a push for diversity.

At least 14 musicians have been told they will not be booked for the 2022 ETO tour, many of them long-running members of the orchestra.

The ETO has attributed the changes to prioritising “increased diversity in the orchestra,” something that’s in line with “firm guidance of the Arts Council.”

I would point out that England’s useless, wretched Queen has extreme powers and could forcefully undue and avenge this evil. I would, but there’s no point. So, next year, perhaps it’ll be a little more Tupac and a little less Rossini. I wonder if they would be willing to buy 10,000 Haitian trolls (I’ll throw the bridge in for free).

This Story Only Needs Three Intrepid Billy Goats

17 Friday Sep 2021

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An entire army of Haitian invaders lurks, like 10,000 trolls, under a bridge at the Texas border.

Roughly 10,000 mostly Haitian migrants were crowded under a border bridge in South Texas awaiting processing Thursday, prompting U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) to announce it was sending additional agents to address the massive influx.

I remind you that each and every one of these incompatible trolls are more Amerikan than you and they deserve, in the name of the Good Samaritan, to invade, conquer, and utterly destroy what’s left of your country. Might there be a slight problem? Of course. Thankfully, our wise and benevolent government is currently pushing to route the dreaded “domestic extremists of the foul spirits” while tracking every penny of your digital trash currency and poisoning everyone.

My greatest fear is that a real goat may stumble onto the bridge and commit the hate crime of pushing one of these women and children fleeing war and oppression over the edge. We cannot afford to lose even 1/10,000th of this vibrant blessing. Someone get Ted Cruz out of the way and let them in!