Bitch McConnell, dead empire, debt, evil, Lloyd Austin, stupid
I finally figured out who Bitch McConnell looks like! Remember “Tippy” the Turtle from that comic book drawing contest for kids back in the 70s and 80s? Now imagine Tippy aged 70 years and with Bells Palsy. You’ve just mentally pictured the GOP’s brainless, spineless leader! (Sorry if you were eating).
Tippy Bitch is doing just what Republican’ts were designed to do!
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell on Wednesday offered a short-term suspension of the U.S. debt ceiling to avert a national default and economic crisis until Democrats are able to pass a more permanent solution before the end of the year.
“To protect the American people from a near-term Democrat-created crisis, we will also allow Democrats to use normal procedures to pass an emergency debt limit extension at a fixed dollar amount to cover current spending levels into December,” he said in a statement posted to Twitter.
Dumbocrats BAD! So, let me help them wreck what’s left!
I liked him better as a cartoon.
Speaking of cartoons! SecDef Austin issued a plea for military funding in the name of something called “national security”(???). He claims that without heaping another $3.5 Trillion in fake debt on your kids’ heads he won’t be able to hold drag queen air force hour, lose wars to unarmed goatherders, or welcome the entire population of Haiti into Texas. He even suggested that the Dark State’s ability to launch another worldwide biological warfare attack could be jeopardized by a lack of additional debt. It’s an emergency! Mint up a Trillion Dollar coin or something!