I’ve written two books now. I have so many many more to come. Books are awesome! This blog post is like a little bitty book. I’ll bet you’re glad you’re reading it. I am!

Here are a few books none shall ever read:

This Christian Loves America, Hussein Obama.

Austrian Economics in Action, Bernie Sanders.

Common Sense, Geo. W. Bush.

I Cannot Tell a Lie, Hillary Clinton with forward by Bill Clinton.

Slim, My Healthy Life, Chris Christy.

Straight Up: America First! Marco “Foam-io” Rubio.

It’s Not About Me, Donald J. Trump.

Small Arms Supply as a Component of the Drug War and International Terrorism, Eric “Fast and Furious” Holder.

Why I Love Government, Perrin Lovett.

Windows XX Really Works, Bill Gates.

Jesus was Right About the Day and Hour Thingy, the Rapture is Over-hyped, John Hagee.

Misunderestimated: A Study of Sauron as the Victim of Political Smear and Patriarchal Construct, J.R.R. Tolkien.

Hard Day’s Work, Al Sharpton.

Constitutional Limits on the Growth and Power of the Federal Government, John Roberts with assistance of Stephen Breyer and Elena Kagan.

The White Lady: my Mother, my Hero, Barry Soetoro.

Thank God for Guns, Charles Schumer and Diane Feinstein.

Capalism not Cronyism, Michael Bloomberg.

Oops! The Devastating Consequences of Central Economic Planning, Monetary Interference and Price Rigging, Janet Yellen.

Ladies’ Wrestling Turns Me On, Denny Hastert.

I’ll Just Shut Up Now, John McCain.

American as Apple Pie, Nancy Pelosi.

Ivory – Poems for my Caucasian Friends, Louis Farrakhan.

Love, Tolerance, Understanding: my Experience with Peaceful, Honest Human Interaction, Lindsey Graham.

Okay, Okay, I Ruined Rock Fore! Dough, Darius Rucker.

A Conservative’s Guide to Responsible Legislation, Paul Ryan.

No More Tears, John Boehner.

Well, It’s Better Than KG3: Critical Reflection on 21st Century America, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

Obama Scares Me, V. Putin.

Blood on my Hands, Egg on my Face, Henry Kissinger.

Keep What You Earn!, John Kerry.

Non-White Hate Groups of North America, Morris Dees.

I Love Children and Churches, Janet Reno.

My Guilty Conscious, Lon Horiuchi.

Inside the Inside Job, Dick Cheney.

We Come In Peace, Collected Biographies, various Syrian refugees, Introduction by ISIS executive for cross-cultural outreach.

What Should Be, Shall Be, George Soros.

Filthy, Trashy, Talentless Movies are the Best, Walt Disney.

My Mistake, Big Government Does Work, Dr. Ron Paul.

Think for Yourself, Sean Hannity.

Trust Me, Hon. Barack Obama.

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