The Bible tells us that the Apostles were all in one Accord… Acts 2:1… Pun…must have been like a Holy clown car.

Things have changed. Now, even the preacher’s wife gets the luxury treatment. A South Carolina megachurch ring master pastor bought his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini as an anniversary gift.

Megachurch Pastor John Gray felt a need to explain it on a 23-minute clip on Facebook after catching a lot of flak,

Dec. 17 — This preacher’s wife has no reason to be late to church.

Megachurch Pastor John Gray bought his wife Aventer a $200,000 Lamborghini Urus for their eight-year anniversary, which he felt a need to explain on a 23-minute clip on Facebook after catching a lot of flak.

Ironically, Gray, who said he started preaching in 1994, started the video with a transportation metaphor.

“I want to thank the people who have been walking with me,” the Greenville, S.C. based holy man said before explaining the lavish present.

“The reason my wife and i wanted to have an eight-year wedding celebration is because I needed a new beginning — eight is the number of new beginnings,” he said.

He also clarified that being a pastor is just his job and he’s a husband first.

It’s all okay. I understand that (recently and suddenly) the Relentless (wow!) Church, which, by their website, more closely resembles a Motley Crue concert than a house of worship, has offered some cash to needy parishioners. I’m sure there’s no relationship to the Lambo backlash.

Really, it’s okay. Pastor Gray is associated with Opera and Joel Osteen so there’s no chance that he’s a post-modern, man of the world, do as I say, gospel of prosperity, churchian grifter. He’s a husband with a side business. Now, tithe.