Tomorrow afternoon will bring a new column with a tale cautionary, nostalgic, and mournful. Pop up and have your pocket squares handy.
For now, I think I have found the libertarian candidate of the year! In fact, I can see more than a few “good” GOP cucks voting for this guy. I would luuuuuuuv to vote for a *checks notes* black *checks notes* Democrat *checks bong* stoner!