If I can borrow your attention from the exciting tale of a fat gamma non-trinary(??) incel livening up a Colorado tranny grooming fest, Russia is laying down the law.

The Russian State Duma at its Wednesday session approved the second reading of a bill banning propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations, pedophilia and information capable of causing someone to seek gender reassignment surgery.

Now your doughy queer GOP senator can rightly proclaim, “Russians are the real pedophobes.” Indeed. The wonderful price of Christian civilization.