Mr. and Mrs. POTUS allegedly have the WuFlu. A moment of silence…

President Donald Trump said early Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the coronavirus, a stunning announcement that plunges the country deeper into uncertainty just a month before the presidential election.

For clarification, and assuming this is not a probable false positive result:

Trump only has a 94.6% chance of recovery without incident.

Melania has a 99.5% chance of recovery.

The show will continue, hopefully with Trump having ironed out implementation kinks in The Storm.