Welcome to the Bergoglio’d virtual Holy Week.
Church doors will be shut and the Vatican sealed off when Pope Francis leads 1.3 billion Catholics in Easter Sunday celebrations held under a worldwide coronavirus lockdown.
Fear and confusion in the face of a disease whose toll has unrelentingly climbed towards 100,000 are reshaping society and transforming the way religion is observed.
The devil could have done no worse. Now, don’t worry – soon we’ll be on to the next hoax.