The global elite want to abandon Earth for Mars or a tin can in space? Great idea!
A number of multi-billionaires – notably Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson and Yuri Milner – have poured huge chunks of their fortunes into space travel.
Maybe they’re just squandering their unimaginable wealth on rockets in the same way that mere millionaires might buy yachts.
But some people are speculating that the mega-rich might be planning to flee off-planet.
Don’t wait on that “climate change” hoax to unfold; make like a rocket and blast off now! Another idea: gather all the politicians and grabblers and launch them away. I have the perfect spot for them – very warm, extremely sunny, and only about 93 million miles away.