Sing a song of hogwash,

A politician loves to lie.

Four and twenty Republicans,

Baked in a Palmetto pie.

When the pie was opened,

The loons began to hate.

Wasn’t that a pretty sight,

Some called it a “debate.”

What the? Darned liars! Google.

Fools were in the audience,

Clapping like drunken seals.

Pundits were in the narthex,

Reporting with due zeal.

The free people were outside,

Minding their own business.

Along came a politician,

And stole the babies’ kisses.