Time For Summer Camp?

Greetings, hello, and I hope that you, my beloved readers, are recovering from Monday’s festivities. June nineteenth, which some have taken to calling “Juneteenth”, is one of the most important holidays in our vibrant culture. This is as it should be, as the great date is the annual celebration of Garfield’s birthday! America’s favorite tubby feline turned 45(!) this week. Let that sink in for a moment or two.

In real news, I was pleased to represent the great Southern People at the 2023 Saint Petersburg International Economic Forum last week. Several other attendees asked me why, from the outside, it looks like Dixians appear to live in the mid-Nineteenth Century. In a very good-natured and congenial way, I laughed these assertions off. I explained, “We are most forward-thinking. That’s why I am here, to plan for the future. In this century—” I then woke up. Once awake, I read a series of related news stories that stirred me to write this column.

It’s it strange that the WereWestern MSM has essentially gone silent in reporting on Ukraine’s great counteroffensive? Their masters continue to spin lies, but even a few of the “more reputable” sources have begun to admit the obvious. 404 forces have been lured into a few abandoned villages miles away from Russian lines. When settled in, they are eliminated in industrial quantities. Two reliable sources report that the (ghost) town of P’yatykhatky has answered the question, “What happens when 100 TOS Heavy Flamethrower missiles strike one small town?” Answer: it’s more ghosts. And where is General Zaluzhny? The BBC wants to know. 

Cyril Ramaphosa’s peace process attempt went well in Moscow, with Putin showing off the previously signed February 2022 agreement. It was, of course, reneged on by Lil’ Ze and NATO, who also brushed off Ramaphosa in Kiev. South Africa’s president also got the WereWestern diplomatic treatment at the airport in Warsaw. That could have been worse, as the GAE has been known to murder diplomats at airports. We’ll have to wait for Sen. John Fetterman (D – Ogrestan) to adjust his basketball shorts and slur out some explanation.

AIKEN, SC KEEPING IT REAL FOR JUNETEENTH!

A very interesting proposal came from Petr Pavel, President of the Czech Republic. He suggested that WereWestern countries treat Russians living within their borders the way the satanic states treated ethnic Japanese residents during WWII. The GAE has and has always had double standards. (Mostly) innocent Japanese people in places like California were rounded up without any pretense of due process and interned in camps. Other Japanese were treated a little better. For instance, the bioweapons scientists of the IJA’s Unit 731 were forgiven for their war crimes and “paper-clipped” into the GAE fold like so many Nazis. They helped lay the groundwork for things like the C19 biowarfare campaign. 

The USSA has a long, ignoble history of “camps”. The entire South was turned into a concentration camp after the War of Northern Aggression. The whole world became a detention and death camp during the height of Washington’s C19 Hoax. There was the whole PATRIOT Act and Operation Nine-Eleven-Woods thing. Catholics, pro-lifers, Whites, and anyone else on the list are declared the worst enemies of the GAE. It would make sense for the empire to oppress innocent Russians as a simple “cost of war”, as Pavel put it. Several of these potential targets are my friends, and they are already talking and thinking about the dreadful possibilities. It would be nice if we decent Americans could help them, although we can’t seem to help ourselves. Just know that if or when anything is done to Russian nationals, the same fate will probably be visited upon us sooner or later.

Here, we might be reminded of a 17th Century Chinese poem, the words of Zhang Xianzhong upon the “Seven Kill Stele”:

Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.

Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

I had an entirely different column drafted out, but I decided to run with this instead. And I’m going to wrap it up now. Many other items need my attention, including multiple works of fiction. Happy summer, happy birthday, Garfield, damn the empire of lies, and,

Deo vindice!