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Excuse for a COLUMN: A Rambling Retreat

25 Thursday May 2023

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A Rambling Retreat

 

Hello! For once in a blue moon, I’m on holiday. I wasn’t exactly sure what to write about this week, so here’s a general scoffing at a few things, perhaps coupled with random observations from the road.

Putin is dead nine times over, and Ukraine has won the SMO thrice. Still, ZATO needed a game-changer, a magic weapon of super-duper significance. And it is the Javelin M-777 HIMARS depleted uranium Patriot Asstroglide Storm Shadow F-16! If – big IF – these not-bad fighters make their way to the 404, then we’ll all get a kick out of videos and photos of them being blasted from the sky. *yawn*

The United States of ‘Murica is an exceptional nation. A beacon of democracy, rules-based order, degeneracy, usury, and sodomy to the world. So it is that the debt ceiling debacle isn’t really a big deal. It’s just more retardery from a dead empire. The only interesting thing – and this may be the margaritas typing – is that the pending gloom and doom threatens SSI payments. They’ll paper over it again this time, probably. Yet, sooner or later, and likely sooner, the show’s over. Fear of losing their precious “I done paid mine!!!” monthly checks keeps BOOMERS(!) and (shhhhhhhh!) Silents in places like Texas from supporting things like secession. It’s ironic that — ah, heck. *yawn*

Not! To! Worry! Tim Scott will save us! Vote for Honest Timmy, GOP-ites, and no one, and I mean, no one will call you “racist”. Okay, they’ll call you that until stage ten is in progress, but at least you can waste your vote on a nice guy who tells the truth. Timmy is right: ‘Murica is not in decline. ‘Murica is dead and decaying and has been for some years now. Given all of the other GOP hoodlums, not to mention RFK— There’s not going to be an election, so let’s just yawn through this one and move on.

Even the deep state’s ability to generate havoc has declined markedly in just the past few years. On Christmas morning, back in 2020, for reasons, they detonated an RV-load of explosives allegedly just to knock over a server tower … for reasons. This week, the best they could do was lazily drive a U-haul truck up to the White House. The only item inside the truck was a Nazi flag. If this was a DS attack, then it ranks among the lowest and saddest of all their many attempts. On the other hand, it was a Nazi flag, and Lil’ Ze has been MIA for some weeks now, so… Anyway, on to citrus trees and whatnot.

“Closed for the Season”. That’s what the sign at the Orange and Citrus Shop said. The doors were indeed locked, and the lights were off. That made it impossible to buy a basket or pecan roll or whathaveyou for housewarming gift purposes. Thank goodness the grocery store sells whatever that was I grabbed without looking. But I want to know exactly what season shuttered the fruit stand. Spring? Or is this an advance on summer? Tourist season? Baseball season? The rainy season? I suppose some questions just aren’t meant to be answered.

I also suppose this little excuse for a column has reached the natural endpoint. They can’t all be winners, right? We’ll be back next week, hopefully with some substance. In the words of Curly Bill, “Well, bye”.

Column Delayed This Week

16 Wednesday Nov 2022

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There is a column, but it’s undergoing emergency drying after the reactor flood. Patience. It’s also partly geared an towards introducing yours truly to the Reckonin’ gang. Patience. Soon.

For now, read Fred’s latest on the terminal collapse of the USSA.

UPDATE: column is loaded, pending Reckonin’ scheduling.

COLUMN: As A Narrative Crumbles

13 Wednesday Jul 2022

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As A Narrative Crumbles

 

I cobbled this opening portion in after I initially loaded and scheduled the post. It’s somewhat important. But, as I’ve been repeating myself for over two years now, I’m a tad “over” it.

It appears that the slow-thinking masses are beginning to come around to the fact that the C19 “pandemic” was, as I called it in the winter of 2020, a HOAX. All of it: the weak engineered bug, all the cover-ups and distractions, and especially the death jabs. A hoax, a war, and assorted war crimes. The people, faithless and stupid as ever, couldn’t get enough of it. Now, as more of them (the survivors) realize what’s been done to them and what they have done to themselves and their children, they will be both remorseful and angry. Yes, something must be done! To that end, a few points:

It’s still not over! Stop going along with it. I never took the jab, took a test, or even wore a mask because I saw through the lies from the get-go. Wherever you’re at, just stop!

When doing that “something,” it will be critical not to allow any leadership positions for those who idiotically went along with the narrative. They’re retarded, and mentally-compromised people just don’t get anything accomplished. If they (you?) wore a mask, took the damned jab, bejabbed your kids, and/or preached that others should do the same, then they (you?) are more than a little wicked and extraordinarily stupid. It’s high time, passed time that they (you?) shut up and let intelligent people who believe in and are protected by God try to fix the mess. I know it’s hard to have sympathy for these idiots, but we should try. We’ll help them in spite of them.

Things that will not work: more of the same, laws, ordinary criminal prosecutions, lawsuits, hot air, white papers, voting, Republicucks, Demoncrats, Libertardians, etc. This is a war, with war crimes, and wars are won by fighting them. And, by “war” and “fighting,” what I mean is war and fighting.

What will work: I propose a Special Military Operation, specifically regarding the C19 war, and in general, to de-globalize and de-satanize America and the West. Got the idea from a friend. Any of the termites that escape the big tent treatment can be rounded up, prosecuted, and then burned alive. It’s a developing idea, that I’ve already become tired of, and that I may explain further.

Otherwise:

In my defense, I’ve been a little busy with other things. I’ve essentially written or rewritten three novels in the past three weeks. I’m a little tired. In your defense?

Here’s a rerun of sorts: from two years ago, July 12, 2020: UKRAINE, RUSSIA, and THE REST. It’s also a chapter towards the end of GET OUT! And, despite the fun and games of this year, I still stand by the assessment. No, obviously I do not want good young people moving into an active war zone. But that part of the war(s) will end sooner or later (probably sooner). And, as I wrote in 2020:

These are two great and proud countries. They are not without issues. Think of it as trading one form of uncertainty for another, but in two places where the people and their lands will outlast the problems they face.

It’s still true. And it’s still in harsh contrast to the USSA, where neither the people or the land may survive. The point of my book was to get worthy American kids to safety so they don’t have to suffer through the horrendous civil war we have now entered. Whatever you think about how bad things are in Ukraine, you ain’t seen nothing yet. 

Note: I’ve adjusted my assessment of Poland down a little this year, as they’ve been acting extra retarded lately. That too, will sort itself out. Time may have just about run out, but I’m still proud I wrote what I did. I hope it helped someone. Anyway…

Some extra reading:

Michael Hudson is on a roll regarding the debts that are a huge part of the decline of the US and the greater West. Read his latest remarks:

Michael Hudson: The End of Western Civilization – Why It Lacks Resilience, and What Will Take Its Place

Michael Hudson: Keynote speech at the David Graeber anthropology conference in France

That’s more than enough for today and this week. I may have an announcement in re PPN and FP on Friday or maybe next week. More soon. Happy week!

Preppers, Pods, and Coffee – A Column?

13 Friday Nov 2020

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Preppers, Pods, and Coffee

 

Let’s try this! Last week’s (in my opinion) sad short column was a hit. I sometimes get a contact or two in the wake of decent pontification, but it’s rare to receive a call from a well-connected Washingtonian type concerning the novelty and prescience of my hypothetical ponderings. And, no, I didn’t expect either the Senate Armed Services Committee or the Pentagram to think about reality. Alternatively, and before moving on, if all else fails, I will take possession of the nukes. 

Moving on! Here are a few self-serving announcements which I’m confident you’ll find helpful.

Prepper Post News

I have a pod and videocast. Well, it turns out that I already had one though I did not know it. They were taking my daily news briefs and having a robot read them. Patron protests brought me in as the host. Soon, I hope to have a real studio for this endeavor. Find that, a daily commentary on some of the more interesting items in the news, from a charming if subdued ultra-right nationalistic perspective, Monday through Friday at:

Podcast on Anchor

Video on YouTube

I think it appears elsewhere, but that is beyond my pay grade. This platform will also allow exploration of weightier topics in a format most friendly in this post-literate age.

A sample:

We’re trying to build the following while appeasing the SJW demons, which is as hard as it sounds. As-is, we’ve grown a small but vocal list of fans who greatly contribute via the comments section under the videos. If you join, please consult my instructions on the 11/12 and 11/13 posts. (If you bring us spam, things may not go so well).

Yes, some of you may be aware that we have already run into a healthy dose of old-fashioned censorship. YouTube blocked one video, I think because of the title (which I do not assign) – although it’s impossible to discern since they don’t tell you. And, also not of my doing because I’m not there, we (Freedom Prepper) have hit a snag at Mark Zuckerbook’s low-IQ spy and misinformation publishing site, Farceberg. 

To counteract and circumvent these problems, we will soon launch,

Freedom Prepper Community!

This will be a forum for all things prepping and general news. However, it is my understanding that it may quickly morph into a more universal information and social media platform. I have a tentative link, but it’s so tentative that I’ll just hold that. You can sign up for updates HERE. There’s much more to come on that front and it is approaching rapidly. 

We’re already plastered across all the mainstream socials – even TikTok! I didn’t know about that until recently – you can imagine my reaction. But, again, it is a way to reach an audience. Do not look for me anywhere other than the videos and the coming forums. Blah, blah, blah, it’s the beginning of a media empire. Watch out FAUX News!

Now, here is the part I’m most excited about!

Freedom Roasters Coffee!!!

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION

It may not be fully operational yet, but HERE’S THE COFFEE SITE!

The process starts with the beautiful beans, carefully selected by yours truly, and the prepper elves deep in the jungles of an undisclosed country which might be Columbia.

A little green they are. So, they get roasted to perfection.

High-tech shit with smoke suppression! And, here’s how they come out:

That’s about as perfect as beans get! No, as of my writing time I have not tasted them. But, a sample batch is allegedly in the mail. I’ll have more soon, just as I have assurances that they are terrific. You’ll want to order by the case, no doubt.

The beans, whole or ground, will arrive in a container, of course. Those are in prototype development at the moment, though they should look something like this:

By the way, custom coffee mugs are being crafted even as we speak. Order a dozen! 

Now, on the bags, there’s going to be a little space for a prepper-ish saying. Think of it as a series similar to the “Blue Star” factoids on the labels of Newcastle beer bottles. I’ve already drafted about two dozen of those; you’ll see them soon enough.

Enough! Enough of this stand-in, stalling, rambling excuse for a column, right? Hey, I understand you people had another fun election. I’ll bet you’re so happy about and not at all confused by the outcome. I’ll have more to say – though maybe not much beyond what I’ve already long-since said – after the … what do you call it? – after the legal certification thing. Then, we’ll be moving on to a bright, happy 2021! Well, you’ll move where they tell you; I’ll be in a production studio surrounded by coffee bags. 

Next week, a look at the sewing machine crisis ongoing in Pakistan. Until then…

Utrecht: Back to Regular Terrorism

18 Monday Mar 2019

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No “far right” white guy to blame this time. The shooting spree in Utrecht highlights what Sen. Anning said about the usual perpetrators. Their back. Sometimes DIEversity visits outside the schools!

And, the TURKISH suspect has been nabbed.

Police release photo of Gökmen Tanis, 37, captured on the tram’s CCTV just minutes before the shooting
Three people have died and five people are injured after the shooting in Utrecht, central Netherlands
Police said the gunman ‘who may have had a terrorist motive’, opened fire on a tram in the city centre
The assailant fled the scene but police have since arrested a suspect in the Oudernoord district of Utrecht
Tanis’ family members in Turkey say the person targeted on the tram was a relative of the 37-year-old
Dutch government raised the terrorism threat level to highest possible, and schools were on lockdown earlier
Incident took place just three days after a terror attack on two mosques in New Zealand where 50 were killed

I expect Brussels will immediately call for common sense Turk control. Hate has no place in Utrecht.

Another Excuse is in Order…

30 Wednesday Aug 2017

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Ahem. Missed another day. Sorry. Won’t happen again.

To make up for it I thought to regale y’all with the Tale of the Great Plecia Nearctica Internecion of 2017 (recently occurred). That shall wait for another day and perhaps a poetic dissertation. Maybe as a paid feature through my equally neglected Patreon Page. Maybe. Perhaps. Ahem.

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It got ugly before it got sad.

Anyhow, with the silliness aside now, I give you Mark Nestmann’s take on the coming government shutdown that won’t be a real shutdown and probably won’t even happen.

On or around October 2, the US federal government will shut down – again. The actual date could be a bit earlier or later, depending on how the government’s cash flows.

Technically, the government should have shut down on March 15, 2017. That was the date that a congressionally approved temporary extension of the debt ceiling expired. So on that date, the amount of debt on the books ($19.808 trillion) became the new debt ceiling. Since then, the Treasury hasn’t been able to issue any more federal debt.

Instead of shutting down the government, the Treasury has been cooking the books to pay the bills. Payments to federal worker’s retirement and disability funds have ended. The Treasury has also borrowed against federal pension, Social Security, and Medicare trust funds. But that can only go on so long. Without congressional authorization to raise the debt ceiling, some government services will have to end in about a month.

President Trump and congressional leaders want to raise the debt ceiling without any more restrictions. It’s easy to see why. Politicians get re-elected when they spend money on things that benefit voters, and just as importantly, when they spend on things that benefit the people and corporations that finance their campaigns.

But the influential Freedom Caucus in the House of Representatives opposes an unlimited increase in the debt ceiling. It favors raising the debt ceiling “only” an additional $1.5 trillion – just enough to keep the government afloat until after the mid-term elections in November 2018. The Freedom Caucus also wants to cut federal spending. Trump and congressional leaders have to take the Freedom Caucus seriously because the Freedom Caucus’s opposition to the partial repeal of Obamacare doomed that initiative earlier this year.

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It’s reassuring that the staunch conservatives and libertarians from the Caucus want to hold at a measly $1.5 Trillion. Why not cut the crap and make it $1.5 Quadrillion? Maybe a little more?

As I did back in ’95 I support the shutdown (that won’t happen). Houston looters can fill in for the IRS. Drunk monkeys can sufficiently steer the 7th Fleet. And, I tell you from experience, you can still use the National Parks – actually easier without rangers around if you don’t mind jumping gates.

Make of this what you will.

And be careful driving through those cotton fields!

Well, Then There’s Excuses

21 Wednesday Sep 2016

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Last night I promised a big, hard-hitting article on Western civilization, invasion, and terrorism. I had paid work today, a workout and a headache. I did next to nothing. Then I went to a happy hour party of sorts with some friendly recently graduated sorority girls and an open bar…

In short, there will be no big column today. Sorry. Tomorrow. Soon, I promise.

I looked at the news this evening. Turmoil as far as the eye can see. This story caught my eye: UN fears third leg of the global financial crisis, with epic debt defaults. It’s worth a read. It is from the Telegraph, one of the last remaining honest news agencies.

The third leg of the world’s intractable depression is yet to come. If trade economists at the United Nations are right, the next traumatic episode may entail the greatest debt jubilee in history.

It may also prove to be the definitive crisis of globalized capitalism, the demise of the liberal free-market orthodoxies promoted for almost forty years by the Bretton Woods institutions, the OECD, and the Davos fraternity.

Honest enough to admit to an “intractable depression” in progress. Sad but true. And they mention Bretton Woods by name. This warrants further investigation. I actually have another big draft in the works – several years in the making – my solution to the world’s debt problems. Or, at least, those in America. Maybe I can get to that in a few months.

I had been planning to write up a brief story about why you should vote for me as Sheriff. I may run for Sheriff in a few years. I have to establish residency first. I’m not even disclosing the location yet – a rural mountainous county. I will make one Hell of a Sheriff. Anyway, even that can wait.

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So, in the end, all you have are my excuses. Pretty good ones if I may say so.

On the bright side, one of the lovely young ladies I met tonight may be able to get me a discount on my twiner alternative transportation that I’ve been looking at. So Sheriff Perrin can beat a hasty retreat from the mountains to the beach and so forth. (Clovers look like the insects they are from up there.)

Blah, blah, blah … think I’ll just call it a night.

Good night!