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So, They’re Back to the Bat Soup

18 Wednesday Mar 2020

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The following is convenient if you: haven’t read the previous Chinese ACE2 studies,  know nothing about human nature or history, do not accept the mathematical impossibility of TENS, or are just stupid:

Over the course of this Covid-19 ordeal, a number of outlandish conspiracy theories have emerged that the virus was produced in a Chinese, Canadian, or American lab. Conspiracy theories have become an increasingly common part of everyday life in recent years, but a new study on Covid-19’s origins is disproving this theory. A team of international researchers have concluded that the novel coronavirus has entirely natural origins through evolution.

THE STUDY

It is improbable that SARS-CoV-2 emerged through laboratory manipulation of a related SARS-CoV-like coronavirus. As noted above, the RBD of SARS-CoV-2 is optimized for binding to human ACE2 with an efficient solution different from those previously predicted7,11. Furthermore, if genetic manipulation had been performed, one of the several reverse-genetic systems available for betacoronaviruses would probably have been used19. However, the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone20. Instead, we propose two scenarios that can plausibly explain the origin of SARS-CoV-2: (i) natural selection in an animal host before zoonotic transfer; and (ii) natural selection in humans following zoonotic transfer. We also discuss whether selection during passage could have given rise to SARS-CoV-2.

“Improbable” becomes “here are two plausible improbable scenarios” becomes “you’re crazy conspiracy theorists.” Next, they’ll tell us the Fed isn’t printing money, the DOW isn’t crashing, and you had no trouble finding toilet paper today. Dear (paid by whom?) scientists: manipulation doesn’t have to involve micro-Crisper tech; cross-breeding would suffice – inter-viral zoonotic transfer.

At the rate this is unfolding, I’d look for war within three months.

Exciting(!) New Fiction

16 Monday Dec 2019

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Not mine. Jerry Nadler’s. The House Impeachment Report

Using the powers of his high office, President Trump solicited the interference of
a foreign government, Ukraine, in the 2020 United States Presidential election. He
did so through a scheme or course of conduct that included soliciting the Government of Ukraine to publicly announce investigations that would benefit his reelection, harm the election prospects of a political opponent, and influence the 2020United States Presidential election to his advantage. President Trump also sought to pressure the Government of Ukraine to take these steps by conditioning official United States Government acts of significant value to Ukraine on its public announcement of the investigations. President Trump engaged in this scheme or
course of conduct for corrupt purposes in pursuit of personal political benefit. In so
doing, President Trump used the powers of the Presidency in a manner that compromised the national security of the United States and undermined the integrity of the United States democratic process. He thus ignored and injured the interests of the Nation.

Integrity…

“Fly and Drive”

04 Wednesday Dec 2019

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It does neither. This one is laughable.

The world’s first ‘fly and drive’ car will be unveiled Tuesday night in Miami.

It’s called Pioneer Personal Air Landing Vehicle, or PAL-V.

The car arrived in downtown Miami on Monday and will be unveiled during the pre-grand opening of the art exhibit “Paramount: The Art of Innovation and Design” as part of the 30th annual Miami Art Week.

It will be held at the Paramount Miami World Center which has actually designed a “sky-port” on top of its building for the flying car to land on.

A mock-up of a mock-up of a mockery. 0/10. Sad.

What People Are Saying About “the Substitute”

22 Tuesday Oct 2019

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Well, the book is working its way through the printer, and already I discover people remarking about “the Substitute.” Here are a few of the comments I found out there:

“Yo! Dude can read, add, and tell time. He like a wizard!” – QaMarqus, Eighth Grader

“The man is dangerous. Not just to our enemies. Period.” – Dep. Director, CIA, NCS

“A walking right-wing violation of the narrative. No idea how he got past the dissertation committee. And, why can’t anyone find Dr. Ludahwitz?’ – Marie, Ph.D., Harvard

“Best operator I’ve ever known. Glad he’s my friend. More glad he’s not my enemy.” – Ronald “Oak” Moreland, US Navy SEAL (Ret.)

“I couldn’t walk for a few days. But MY GAWD it was good!” – Leah, Supermodel

“We miss his style and finesse in the field. That violent, raging finesse…” – [REDACTED], SIS Agent

“Please! I’ll give you any… NOOO!!! *GAHHH*.” – R.K., Int’l Child Sex Predator (Deceased)

“He seems unorthodox but highly effective. And, damn girl, he could substitute for my husband!” – Carla, High School Math Teacher

“He knows too much!” – JP Roth, Basel, CH

“Yeah. My best customer!” – Rico, Rico’s Beer and Cigar Stand

Learn more soon.

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Tom Ironsides is The Substitute

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No Vote = No Impeachment

17 Thursday Oct 2019

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So much for the Russia Ukraine fake news “impeachment.”

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Tuesday she will not stage a vote on the House floor to officially launch an impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

The decision came after Democratic leaders, returning to Washington following a two-week recess, had reached out to members of their diverse caucus to gauge the party’s support for such a vote.

After back-to-back meetings with party leaders and then the full caucus, Pelosi announced that no such vote would take place. Democratic aides emphasized, however, that the process remains fluid and that Pelosi may reverse course and stage such a vote at any point in the future.

“There’s no requirement that we have a vote, and so at this time we will not be having a vote,” Pelosi told reporters during a last-minute press briefing in the Capitol.

She’s right: there is no requirement for a vote unless they kick off impeachment proceedings. Then, one is mandated by that law thing. Of course, that would mean giving the GOP subpoena power and risk exposing Biden, Clinton, Obama, etc. Not going to happen. At what point do some of these people earn the official title of an enemy combatant?

Hollow words, hollow minds

17 Wednesday Jul 2019

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It’s funny that, after killing the meaning of “American,” the retards have done away with any context behind “racist.” “Your” elected cretins were at it again:

The Democrat-controlled House of Representatives passed a resolution on Tuesday night condemning President Donald Trump for his “racist comments” about four Democratic congresswomen of color.

The resolution passed largely along party lines — 235 Democrats joined by only four Republican supported the measure — following hours of back-and-forth and gamesmanship between Republicans and Democrats, which included a GOP objection to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s remarks about Trump and whether she would be allowed to keep speaking on the floor.

The four Republicans who voted for the resolution, which “strongly condemns President Donald Trump’s racist comments that have legitimized and increased fear and hatred of new Americans and people of color,” were Will Hurd of Texas, Fred Upton of Michigan, Susan Brooks of Indiana and Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania.

Brilliant! Why didn’t they ever think to call Trump (or any white man) a “racist” before now? Next, they’ll cleverly suggest he’s “worse than Hitler,” maybe literally so. Then, look for accusations that Orange Man is a Russian agent. These people are smart if nothing else.

Vox Day on the new, meaningless meanings:

Nations are not soil, they are blood and birth. Because nations are people, extended families that share genetics, language, religion, culture, and traditions.

If America is for everyone, if anyone can become American, then America does not exist. Which, of course, is the insidious objective of the entire exercise in redefining it.

Of course, the idiots in the House proved the opposite point with the chosen language of their pitiful condemnation. “New” Americans, “people of color” Americans, along with all the many hyphenated (explicitly noted or otherwise) Americans, are prima facie NOT “Americans.” This week’s TPC column will continue this pointless discussion with a few actionable recommendations that will never be acted upon.

The Mueller Report

18 Thursday Apr 2019

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Here, at last, is the great disappointment of the Democrats:

MUELLER’S “RUSSIA” REPORT

Read through ALL of that…

It was the 448-page version of what Barr released last month in his substantially shorter summary.

My summary (with future extrapolation):

  • Russians attempted interference in the US 2016 election (as the US attempts the same worldwide in numerous countries and their affairs)
  • There was no collusion between Trump and Russia
  • There probably was a collusion between Team Hillary and someone Russian
  • There was definitely collusion by and among the Deep State to rig the election and defeat (later, frame or bog down) Trump
  • There was no Obstruction of Justice by Trump
  • This whole case was BS from the start and now it’s over
  • The Deep State is desperate
  • They need not be … no sealed indictments, no GITMO, no treason trials
  • Little if anything will be accomplished for Americans – On with the More of the Same Show!
  • Trump will be reelected in 2020
  • More of the same … for maybe a decade or so longer. Then…

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I Condemn the “Church” for Condemning the #CovingtonBoys

21 Monday Jan 2019

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I knew the original story was complete bullshit the second I saw the headline. And, I knew it even without reading further – just the source was enough to tip me off. It was a HuffPo headline, one of the dozens my dumb phone gives unsolicited, courtesy of Google or Verizon or someone. They all come from leftists sources and can be roundly regarded as fake news. If they tell me the Pats won the Super Bowl, I then question if the Pats even played in it. I can’t stop their flowing either.

Anyway, the media narrative about the Catholic HS altercation in DC has fallen apart, with the young men from Kentucky now being revealed as the victims.

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Before they were accosted by Chief Crying Wolf, the Known Activitst, they were taunted by members of the New Black, Real Hebrew, Original Eygptians, Islamic, We-Was-Kangz, Dr.-King-is-Rolling-in-his-Grave, Malcontent, If-It’s-So-Bad-Then-Get-the-Hell-Back-to-Africa-Now Thugs. Other protest types probably attacked them too – it was DC on a weekend… The boys showed remarkable restraint, poise, and good-natured humor. Now, they come under attack from the pols, the media, neocons, and liberal terrorists worldwide (death threats, doxxing, etc.).

Why were they in DC in the first place? Well, the Diocese of Covington, KY put out a call for the Faithful to rally last weekend, in DC, in defense of Life, to oppose those 41 million annual baby murders (700K – 1M per year in the US). The boys responded, going – MAGA hats on heads – to the DC Pro-Life rally. And, the home Church is so proud of them…

Actually, the Diocese’s next public pronouncement was to condemn the boys (with similar condemnation from their school, local shithead politicians, other idiots, etc). I’m not making this up – a one, two website punch – see, here:

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Yeah, how’s that for Christian gratitude?

Now, some of you may recall hearing of this particular Diocese before. That’s right! Back in 2005, they paid a (then) record $120 Million settlement to the victims of their faggot, child-molesting “priests” and ensuing cover-up!

It makes sense, as it shows whom we’re dealing with here and that they’ve learned little-to-nothing in 14 years. Men, take your families and your money out of these “church” organizations. Christ has already departed.

**Note** I now hear the #CovBoys are gearing up the lawsuits. Let ’em fly, lads!

**Note** Pay careful attention to that first PJW link, the pictures especially. They’re not all funny memes. One can catch glimpses of the LGBTQP&C crowd’s current agenda at work. That agenda the media glorifies. Mostly white Christians in MAGA hats respecting the unborn? That the media sees as the real problem. Will. Not. End. Well.

The Corrosive BS of American Academia

21 Monday Jan 2019

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As seen and chronicled by an American academic, Prof. Christian Smith of Notre Dame’s School of Sociology:

I have had nearly enough bullshit. The manure has piled up so deep in the hallways, classrooms, and administration buildings of American higher education that I am not sure how much longer I can wade through it and retain my sanity and integrity.

Even worse, the accumulated effects of all the academic BS are contributing to this country’s disastrous political condition and, ultimately, putting at risk the very viability and character of decent civilization. What do I mean by BS?

BS is the university’s loss of capacity to grapple with life’s Big Questions, because of our crisis of faith in truth, reality, reason, evidence, argument, civility, and our common humanity.

BS is the farce of what are actually “fragmentversities” claiming to be universities, of hyperspecialization and academic disciplines unable to talk with each other about obvious shared concerns.

BS is the expectation that a good education can be provided by institutions modeled organizationally on factories, state bureaucracies, and shopping malls — that is, by enormous universities processing hordes of students as if they were livestock, numbers waiting in line, and shopping consumers.

BS is universities hijacked by the relentless pursuit of money and prestige, including chasing rankings that they know are deeply flawed, at the expense of genuine educational excellence (to be distinguished from the vacuous “excellence” peddled by recruitment and “advancement” offices in every run-of-the-mill university).

BS is the ideologically infused jargon deployed by various fields to stake out in-group self-importance and insulate them from accountability to those not fluent in such solipsistic language games.

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Read on and on about what BS is in higher “education.” Understand that, “the long-term corrosive effects on politics and culture can also be repaired only over the long term, if ever. There are no quick fixes here. So I do not speak in hyperbole by saying that our accumulated academic BS puts at risk decent civilization itself.”

Hope remains:

… We will need people with the capacity to retrieve and revitalize the best of higher education’s past and restructure it organizationally in ways that are most effective in the future.

History gives us some reason to hope that creative women and men will, over time, develop fruitful experiments and build new institutions that lead to a reblossoming of excellent higher education worthy of the name and help revitalize culture and political life. …

I’d like to help with the retrieval and revitalization. In addition to posts like this, a very few of you know of my ongoing covert work in this area. And, boy, does it need work.

Reviewing the New Cigar Warning Labels (With Added Warning)

19 Thursday Jul 2018

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The gullible American people and their Chicken Little politicritters love a good epidemic. One woman gets Zika? Epidemic. Someone run over by a texting driver? Epidemic. Banksters and pols loot 99% of the value out of the Dollar while squashing civil liberties? Epid … oops, nevermind that one…

I just read about the next great epidemic – Benzos! Valium reminds some doctor a lot of the opioid crisis! Crisis. Epidemic. Same thing. We’ll need a new law and some more regs! Maybe the FDA can get around to that once they cure another great epidemic – pregnant women smoking cigars…

Come August 10th, retail cigars (to include individual units) must be accompanied by one of the following six warning labels: herein, my review:

WARNING: Cigar smoking can cause cancers of the mouth and throat, even if you do not inhale.

A lie. See explanation below.

WARNING: Cigar smoking can cause lung cancer and heart disease.

A lie. See immediately below.

WARNING: Cigars are not a safe alternative to cigarettes.

Part lie, part category error. Cigars are safe (FDA studies say so). However, they’re not an alternative to cigarettes, at all, with next to nothing in common except the burning aspect. Cigarettes are paper wrapped chemicals, tar, and, maybe, a little cheap tobacco. Cigars are pure, 100%, natural, organic, Earth-friendly, environmentally responsible tobacco from the best fields. Not just a lie, an eco-lie (very bad).

WARNING: Tobacco smoke increases the risk of lung cancer and heart disease, even in nonsmokers.

Yet another lie.

WARNING: Cigar use while pregnant can harm you and your baby.
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SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Tobacco Use Increases the Risk of Infertility, Stillbirth and Low Birth Weight.*

Now they involve the poor Surgeon General. This one is either a lie OR another false conflation. Again, it’s cigars, not cigarettes. And, women constitute something like 0.5% of all cigar smokers. Pregnant women are around, I’m guessing here, 0.000000%. Totally irrelevant and utterly stupid. I challenge the FDA to present one single case, ever, of any baby negatively affected by cigars. Scratch that. I challenge the FDA to pack up New Hampshire Avenue and just get the hell out of America and out our lives. I say they can’t do it. Let ’em prove me wrong!

WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

Believe it, or not, this one is not a complete lie. Rather, it’s a false syllogism of sorts, in reverse, kind of. Like this:

Major premise: Nicotine is bad.

Minor premise: Cigars contain nicotine.

Conclusion: Warrants a warning.

Again, again, again … cigars differ in many ways from cigarettes. Premium cigar makers do not add additional nicotine (or anything else) to the wrappers, binders, or fillers that constitute that lovely leafy goodness. Said leaf by itself does, in fact, contain a little nicotine. But, so do: tea leaves, eggplants, potatoes, peppers, cauliflower, and tomatoes.

Do these eggplant-IQ’d busybodies go around warning mums to be about the dangers of real eggplants? Could be; it’s a big CFR… Yet another government, elsewhere – the Royal Society for Public Health – just determined that scary, addictive nicotine is “no more dangerous than the caffeine in a cup of coffee.”

I get it, I get it. Warning labels on coffee come next…

With all these warnings floating around, I thought I might add one that isn’t based on complete BS. This:

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GOVERNMENT WARNING!

Government is the most dangerous non-natural thing in existence, possibly more destructive than a gamma-ray burst. Government is not a safe alternative to freedom.

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Take your labels and shove ’em.

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Feel free to post that by the cash register.

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