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I’d Rather Watch the Virus

09 Wednesday Sep 2020

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NFL BLM season kicks off … whenever, and boy, do they have a show for all the fans who won’t be in the stands.

“I wish we had listened earlier, Kap, to what you were kneeling about and what you were trying to bring attention to,” Goodell said in a recent interview

As well as allowing players to protest peacefully, the NFL plans a number of initiatives to demonstrate its support for the Black Lives Matter movement.

End zones will bear the words “End Racism” and “It Takes All of Us”, while players will be allowed to wear helmet stickers featuring the names of victims of racism.

The song “Lift Every Voice and Sing” — often described as the black national anthem — will be played before every game this weekend.

190,000,000,000,000,000,000 dead from the hoax and they still can’t stoop low enough.

During TPC’s rollicking summer, I wrote two different versions of a playful article about this momentous occasion. I can’t remember if… Well, anyway, there’s no point now. Hopefully, this will be the final season of felon-ball. Now would be the ideal time to hit the weights and the range.

At Least We Have A List

01 Tuesday Sep 2020

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Charles Coulombe created a starter list at Crisis Mag of “woke” agencies, entities, and companies with SJW statements of diverse, equitable delusion and general BS.

As America’s major cities continue to be besieged both by rioters and inane local governments, and as increasing numbers of individuals are being attacked for dissenting from the elites’ party line regarding race and gender via “cancelling” and “doxxing,” we deem it to be in the public interest to identify those organizations in government, education and culture, civil life, and religion who have signaled their allegiance to this ideology. With the name of the organization shall be a link to its declaration of adherence. Obviously, motives involved veer wildly from naïve idealism to the most cynical virtue-signaling. It is left up to individuals involved with any of these groups as to what their future course of action shall be.

All of these groups are now on the record in support of terrorism. That might come in handy if we still had leaders who cared about civilization. We don’t. But I have looked at more than a few of these homoglobo communist statements. They are all the same – like they were created from a template. All full of lies and all dedicated to upending society. Odds are, your old college has a similar manifesto. Your employer too, if it’s large enough. None of this has anything to do with justice, George Floyd, or the truth. It’s the end product of something in the making for decades. Strike that – this probably isn’t the end.

For a decent example, from an utterly inexplicable source, consider the Society for Classical Studies’ Statement on Lies, Hoaxes, and Cultural Marxism. Note, deeper in, that they are intensifying their efforts, which means they’ve had efforts all along. This isn’t new, but it is dangerous.

9,210 Deaths – A Ridiculous, Low-effort Hoax

30 Sunday Aug 2020

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Hoax – I’ve been throwing that word around for six months. Still, 2020 was the year that Amerikans fell for the Big Lie. 2.5 Million deaths!! Oops, no. 200,000 deaths!! Er, no. It’s 9,210 – that’s how many people in the US have died from the Coronahoax. You’ve been had (again).

Today we now have empirical evidence that the WHO, Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx were all wrong. They were charlatans. They lied.

The CDC silently updated their numbers this week to show that only 6% of all coronavirus deaths were related to the coronavirus alone. The rest of the deaths pinned to the China coronavirus are attributed to individuals who had other serious issues going on. Also, most of the deaths are related to very old Americans.

“This week the CDC quietly updated the Covid number to admit that only 6% of all the 153,504 deaths recorded actually died from Covid

That’s 9,210 deaths

The other 94% had 2-3 other serious illnesses & the overwhelming majority were of very advanced age”

H. O. A. X.

The US fatality rate among contracted cases: .0015

Per total population: .000027

If you cannot understand that this year’s hype is nothing more than a deception and a diversion, then I hereby ban you from this site for life.

Is He Alarmed?

05 Wednesday Aug 2020

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Or bragging?

Bernard Goldberg revisits the poll that found Amerikans are deathly afraid of speaking their increasingly drugged-out and feeble minds. It’s the reason some of my columns are censored. It’s why the rest are afraid to say anything, for fear of being called bad names by thugs and satanists who already hate them.

His whole first paragraph is further proof that things haven’t changed since a Carpenter told off the Pharisees. There is no “accepted wisdom,” or wisdom of any kind anymore. Kids learn nothing in skoolz. The press is bought and paid for. The virus? What? Only violent mob attacks are “protected” assembly. Churches are in shambles. And, who the hell cares about voting for more of the same and more of the same?

He’s right to suggest that the US Empire isn’t like the USSR and communist China – it’s worse. We have been enslaved by globalists who want to destroy, not just rule over us. This is the terminally-high price of allowing the nation to be taken over and wrecked by a bunch of insidious aliens. Good work, Pharisees. Now, get the hell out!

The Lies Keep Coming

10 Friday Jul 2020

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Almost too many and too fast to track. Yesterday, I listened to Gerald Celente blast apart the hype and idiocy about Sweden v. Belgium. So, I thought I’d do my part with too states a little closer to the sad place I call … something.

South Carolina is being destroyed by the Coronahoax!!! So say the usual suspects. Worse than New York, which is somehow still in existence, if under siege. If there’s one thing SC has A LOT of, it’s old people. If there’s another, it’s overweight and unhealthy people. All of them drive… and, I suppose, fear getting a cold that could only aggravate their preexisting conditions. PANIC!!!

Across the river in Georgia, the AJC screams: “‘We are headed for a crisis’: Georgia hospital beds dwindle as virus cases soar,” while revealing that 2,322 of the available beds are taken by older, fatter, already sick and/or dying people. So, where’s the lie? Ask – always ask about these things. How many hospital beds are there in GA? It’s a big state with a lot of (unhealthy, fat, and mildly retarded) people, a lot of cities, and a lot of hospitals. How bad is this terminal dwindle?

The State says, via intermediaries, that there are 22,521 hospital beds. Dwindled down to about 90%. PANIC!!!

At this point, it’s safe to assume that if it’s in the news, it’s a hoax. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to work on the See-n-Say version of this blurb for the people in GA and SC.

Government School is Doctor-Approved Child Abuse!

30 Tuesday Jun 2020

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The Pediatricians of Amerika, not content to do their jobs and mind their business, have issued a statement in favor of mass abuse and indoctrination of the young:

The purpose of this guidance is to support education, public health, local leadership, and pediatricians collaborating with schools in creating policies for school re-entry that foster the overall health of children, adolescents, staff, and communities and are based on available evidence. Schools are fundamental to child and adolescent development and well-being and provide our children and adolescents with academic instruction, social and emotional skills, safety, reliable nutrition, physical/speech and mental health therapy, and opportunities for physical activity, among other benefits. Beyond supporting the educational development of children and adolescents, schools play a critical role in addressing racial and social inequity. As such, it is critical to reflect on the differential impact SARS-CoV-2 and the associated school closures have had on different races, ethnic and vulnerable populations. These recommendations are provided acknowledging that our understanding of the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic is changing rapidly.

“Social inequity” … … … [frowns] Notice, that among that word salad – that does not get better, later on, they make no mention of “learning.” I wonder why. Homeschool and maybe find a doctor that doesn’t support the AAP.

So, They’re Back to the Bat Soup

18 Wednesday Mar 2020

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The following is convenient if you: haven’t read the previous Chinese ACE2 studies,  know nothing about human nature or history, do not accept the mathematical impossibility of TENS, or are just stupid:

Over the course of this Covid-19 ordeal, a number of outlandish conspiracy theories have emerged that the virus was produced in a Chinese, Canadian, or American lab. Conspiracy theories have become an increasingly common part of everyday life in recent years, but a new study on Covid-19’s origins is disproving this theory. A team of international researchers have concluded that the novel coronavirus has entirely natural origins through evolution.

THE STUDY

It is improbable that SARS-CoV-2 emerged through laboratory manipulation of a related SARS-CoV-like coronavirus. As noted above, the RBD of SARS-CoV-2 is optimized for binding to human ACE2 with an efficient solution different from those previously predicted7,11. Furthermore, if genetic manipulation had been performed, one of the several reverse-genetic systems available for betacoronaviruses would probably have been used19. However, the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone20. Instead, we propose two scenarios that can plausibly explain the origin of SARS-CoV-2: (i) natural selection in an animal host before zoonotic transfer; and (ii) natural selection in humans following zoonotic transfer. We also discuss whether selection during passage could have given rise to SARS-CoV-2.

“Improbable” becomes “here are two plausible improbable scenarios” becomes “you’re crazy conspiracy theorists.” Next, they’ll tell us the Fed isn’t printing money, the DOW isn’t crashing, and you had no trouble finding toilet paper today. Dear (paid by whom?) scientists: manipulation doesn’t have to involve micro-Crisper tech; cross-breeding would suffice – inter-viral zoonotic transfer.

At the rate this is unfolding, I’d look for war within three months.

Exciting(!) New Fiction

16 Monday Dec 2019

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Not mine. Jerry Nadler’s. The House Impeachment Report

Using the powers of his high office, President Trump solicited the interference of
a foreign government, Ukraine, in the 2020 United States Presidential election. He
did so through a scheme or course of conduct that included soliciting the Government of Ukraine to publicly announce investigations that would benefit his reelection, harm the election prospects of a political opponent, and influence the 2020United States Presidential election to his advantage. President Trump also sought to pressure the Government of Ukraine to take these steps by conditioning official United States Government acts of significant value to Ukraine on its public announcement of the investigations. President Trump engaged in this scheme or
course of conduct for corrupt purposes in pursuit of personal political benefit. In so
doing, President Trump used the powers of the Presidency in a manner that compromised the national security of the United States and undermined the integrity of the United States democratic process. He thus ignored and injured the interests of the Nation.

Integrity…

“Fly and Drive”

04 Wednesday Dec 2019

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It does neither. This one is laughable.

The world’s first ‘fly and drive’ car will be unveiled Tuesday night in Miami.

It’s called Pioneer Personal Air Landing Vehicle, or PAL-V.

The car arrived in downtown Miami on Monday and will be unveiled during the pre-grand opening of the art exhibit “Paramount: The Art of Innovation and Design” as part of the 30th annual Miami Art Week.

It will be held at the Paramount Miami World Center which has actually designed a “sky-port” on top of its building for the flying car to land on.

A mock-up of a mock-up of a mockery. 0/10. Sad.

What People Are Saying About “the Substitute”

22 Tuesday Oct 2019

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Well, the book is working its way through the printer, and already I discover people remarking about “the Substitute.” Here are a few of the comments I found out there:

“Yo! Dude can read, add, and tell time. He like a wizard!” – QaMarqus, Eighth Grader

“The man is dangerous. Not just to our enemies. Period.” – Dep. Director, CIA, NCS

“A walking right-wing violation of the narrative. No idea how he got past the dissertation committee. And, why can’t anyone find Dr. Ludahwitz?’ – Marie, Ph.D., Harvard

“Best operator I’ve ever known. Glad he’s my friend. More glad he’s not my enemy.” – Ronald “Oak” Moreland, US Navy SEAL (Ret.)

“I couldn’t walk for a few days. But MY GAWD it was good!” – Leah, Supermodel

“We miss his style and finesse in the field. That violent, raging finesse…” – [REDACTED], SIS Agent

“Please! I’ll give you any… NOOO!!! *GAHHH*.” – R.K., Int’l Child Sex Predator (Deceased)

“He seems unorthodox but highly effective. And, damn girl, he could substitute for my husband!” – Carla, High School Math Teacher

“He knows too much!” – JP Roth, Basel, CH

“Yeah. My best customer!” – Rico, Rico’s Beer and Cigar Stand

Learn more soon.

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