Lovett’s Lunch and Learn

Happy mid-day, friends.  I have some thoughts to accompany your lunch today.

My trip yesterday to the Proto-Type Athlete room is bearing painful fruit today.  I had requested some exercises to work off the last of the flab around my middle.  That’s exactly what I got and now I can barely move.  Hopefully, I will recover by tomorrow.  I will have to consider some of these exercises for my usual routine.  They kind of meld resistance training with cardio work for a burning, exhausting experience.  Give it a try if you can.  I’ll report more fully if I make it.

Has anyone else been requested to have a phycial exam by your “insurance” “provider”?  I received a two page form that made no sense, even to an attorney.  I think they want me to get poked, probed, and measured.  Why?  I bet it has something to do with President Sotoro’s plan to decimate healthcare in Amerika.  I would call the company for clarification but I find those calls as enlightening as a call to the DMV.  At least I’m in shape for once if the exam is mandatory.  Yuck.

My Alma mater, the University of Georgia, has unveiled new athletic uniforms and logos (the Big “G” remains the same, wheeew).  I suspect this is a scheme by Nike to boost profits.  Own Nike stock?

The Atlanta school cheats, including the former superintendent, have all turned themselves in to authorities.  View their mug shots here, courtesy of the AJC: http://www.ajc.com/gallery/news/booking-photos-aps-educators/g8qM/#3263056.  Why am I thinking about Alice Cooper now?

Also from the AJC, read this inspirational story about a man who kicked the fat habit: http://www.ajc.com/news/lifestyles/health/charlie-sheffield57-of-alpharetta-ga-lost-82-pound/nXBX7/.  “One day, my trainer said that some of the folks at the studio told her that they wanted to be built like the buff guy in his 50s.”  What a compliment!  Join the revolution!

More North Korean Knuttery: Some fear Kim Jong UnBalanced may have the ability to detonate an EMP device over the U.S.  Read the novel One Second After, http://www.amazon.com/One-Second-After-William-Forstchen/dp/0765356864, for a somewhat realistic idea of what this might mean.  There is great debate as to the effects of such a weapon – likely not as bad as the book predicts.  Anyway, I doubt the little crazy man has the ability to do this and, if he did, that it would be successful.  No worries.

Tuesday Night News

Today I published the next chapter in my exploration of the Second Amendment and all things defense – https://perrinlovett.wordpress.com/2013/04/02/the-second-amendment-english-common-law-pre-history/.  Check it out!  It advances the cause of armed freedom to the eve of the American Revolution.

The big tent is up at Hooters!  That only means one thing – Masters Time!!!

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(Does your Hooters have a tent bigger than the whole restaurant? Didn’t think so.)

Found this today in Websters:

Microsoft Windows: Noun. America. 1985 – . 1) An error masquerading as an operating system. 2) A known computer program within a virus designed to freeze computers and ruin data. 3) Slang (American-British) for something bad or inappropriate.  Usage: (Noun) Microsoft Windows crashed again and ruined my reports; (Slang) Go Windows yourself, you bloody Microsofter!

The news:

Masters is coming! Masters is coming!  The one week out of the year when the American Necropolis isn’t.

The UN’s arms treaty is in the headlines again.  Little Barry supports it, naturally (Kenya is a member State).  Fortunately, the Senate seems unlikely to go along; their approval is necessary under that Constitution thing.  Oh yeah, we don’t do law anymore in Amerika.  Bow to your NWO masters…

CBS New York reports on a massive corruption scandal in NYC.  Imagine that.  Tip: when a Jerk like Bloomberg is around, acting pious and dictator like, corruption is just beneath the surface.  Jerk..

The Jerk’s praetorian guard (NYPD) are being sued for pepper spraying two babies last year.  I suppose they were ordering plus-sized soft drinks.  Jerk.

The wonders of Obamacare never cease.  It seems that a million or so of the “unfortunate” who have to apply for medical insurance assistance under Barry’s pet program may face additional taxes.  This is a case of getting what you voted for.

One of the Kardashian airheads is allegedly going to name her baby (please spay and neuter) “Khrist” in honor of the Illuminati and in affront to Christians.  Makes sense as she and baby-daddy are always flashing Illuminati hand signs to the stupid masses.

Speaking of the Illuminati!  The Bilderberg 2013 conference may be held just outside of London (or in Virginia??).  Have your tickets?  For those in Necropolis, the Bilderberg Group is a collection of Rothschild banksters, warmongers, vampires, and assorted satanic control freaks.  They gather once a year to worship the devil, plot our demise, and mock us.  Maybe they will have a “nativity” scene set up to honor baby Khrist.

That’s all he wrote.  Next time!

The Second Amendment: English Common Law Pre-History

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In my last column in this series I ended by reviewing some of the ancient British customs regarding arms and defense.  This article concerns those more readily available but still usually uncited English legal traditions dating to several hundred years before the American Revolution.  Again, as with purely ancient intellectuals, those who preserved and lived this period of history regarded the rights of defense, self-preservation, and, necessarily, arms to be the stuff of natural law.  They regarded these rights as to defense from criminals, defense against foreign threats, and, particularly, as to thwarting domestic tyranny.

This common law tradition was already set in writing in the twelfth and thirteenth centuries with the Assize of Arms (1181) and the Magna Carta (Great Charter, 1215).  In 1285 the Statute of Winchester mandates that all citizens provide arms, according to their respective abilities, for militia usage.  Through this period and until the seventeenth century, England had little in the way of a professional military or police force.  Citizens were expected to do their part in order to fulfill both roles.  This meant that the people were expected (required even) to keep and, at times, bears their own arms. 

Two calamitous events during the seventeenth century dramatically effected the legal tradition: the Civil War of 1642 and the Glorious Revolution in 1688.  While the former is often painted as a power struggle and the latter a religious conflict, both were concerned foremost with who would control the power of the Crown.  In 1689, these and other events, lead to the English Bill of Rights.  The Bill was fully known as “An Act Declaring the Rights and Liberties of the Subject and Settling the Succession of the Crown;” in light of the recent religious (power) struggles it was riddled with references to Protestants and Catholics, which I will disregard here as unnecessary.

Very similar in nature to the American Declaration of Independence, the Bill lists a litany of charges against the late King James, II.  Among these were the following: “[R]aising and keeping a standing army within this kingdom in time of peace without consent of Parliament, and quartering soldiers contrary to law;” and “[C]ausing several good subjects … to be disarmed … contrary to law.”

Accordingly, the Lords assembled at Westminster declared certain rights and liberties as inviolable.  Two of these addressed the above problems: “That the raising or keeping a standing army within the kingdom in time of peace, unless it be with consent of Parliament, is against law;” and “That the subjects … may have arms for their defence suitable to their conditions and as allowed by law.” 

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(English Bill of Rights.  Google.)

The Reader will recall that standing armies were a feared tool of tyranny during and after the American Revolution and also as far back as the days of the Roman Republic.  The presumed method for national defense (against all agents of evil) was a heavily armed citizenry which could assemble as needed in the form of a militia.  The seventeenth century also saw increased professionalism and modernization within the English militia.  This, in turn, partly gave way to the ensuing establishment of a permanent “Redcoat” army as the Kingdom gradually assumed the role of a major world Empire.

As we well know, part of that Empire was based here, in North America, in the territory which eventually became the United States.  Those earliest parts (colonies) were first established at Jamestown in 1607 and at Plymouth in 1620.  These had been preceded by the lost/abandoned colonies of Popham (Maine) in 1607 and Roanoke in 1585. 

Jamestown was the site of numerous battles and all out wars fought between the English and the native indians (Chesapeake).  It was the birthplace of the modern state of Virginia.  In 1691 Plymouth Colony merged with The Massachusetts Bay Colony in what is now modern Massachusetts, all being part of the greater Dominion of New England. 

Plymouth, from the very start was a model citizen militia society.  While a few students today are still aware of the Pilgrims and their Atlantic crossing aboard the Mayflower, fewer still are knowledgable as to the martial force necessary to carve out the new world.  The Mayflower’s first stop was at Provincetown Harbor in November of 1620.  Desiring a better location, and to take advantage of the hospitable New England winter, they later removed to Plymouth at the end of December.  Most remained aboard ship while a team of men worked during the day to raise a village from the ground.  Twenty armed men were left ashore every night to prevent marauding.  These men were average citizens who provided their own weapons; 911 was not an available option.

Early relations with the local indians were mixed at best.  As more and more colonists arrived the indians perceived the impending loss of their lands and many became hostile.  Myles Standish was a trained military officer and was placed in charge of security in the new colony.  Many view him as somewhat of a hot head.  At any rate he was forced to organize militias from among Englishmen in order to repel attacks by natives.  “Major” wars erupted in 1637 and 1675.  Each time the militia was sent forth to battle, not any group of regular troops.  It was by the force of common people bearing arms that America was crafted from the central-eastern part of the continent. 

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(Early Militia.  Google.)

Regular military units were called in during the next century first to assist and bolster the militias against common enemies (the French) and, later, to do battle with the militia.  This latter action contributed greatly to the Founders’ desire for a continued militia force instead of a full-time army in young America.  The early Americans were also governed in their views by the pre-existing English law and several legal commentators.

Perhaps the greatest commentator of his time regarding natural defense, along with natural law and the civil laws of England in general was Sir. William Blackstone (1723 -1780).  Blackstone was an attorney and politician who published from 1765 – 1769 the Commentaries on the Laws of England, a classic still refered to and cited by the law. 

Blackstone’s commentary on defense and other matters, generally, has resonance even today.  He famously wrote: “It is better that ten guilty persons escape than one innocent suffer.”  In modern, fading America, the forces of anti-self-defense gun control stupidly prefer to disarm any and all persons, leaving them to suffer whatever fate criminals have in store for them, than to see a tiny minority of deranged persons have the possibility of committing crimes.  All the more stupid is the abundant evidence that such an approach leads only to suffering innocents concurrent with rampant criminal behavior.  Defiance of natural law is as successful as defiance of gravity or physics.

Chapter One, Book One of Blackstone’s treatise is entitled: On the ABSOLUTE Rights of Individuals (emphasis added).  The final absolute right of individuals set forth therein is “that of having arms for their defense.”  Blackstone called this right “a public allowance, under due restrictions, of the natural right of resistance and self-preservation, when the sanctions of society and laws are found insufficient to restrain the violence of oppression.”

Blackstone went into further detail, describing the various remedies available to the people in cases of tyranny: first, use of the courts; second, petitions to the King and to Parliament; and finally, when all else fails, having and using their arms to repel tyranny.

At last we draw near to that time when the American colonists repelled the tyranny of the mother country.  In my next segment I will discuss the traditions regarding defense and arms in America before the introduction of the Second Amendment.  As with their ancient predecessors, these traditions echoe still in our modern world.

Tuesday Noon Interruption

This morning I ventured into that “proto type” athlete room at EFC this morning.  Those funny looking gadgets are actually torture devices.  I suspect I will feel better after a few days and a bottle of Advil – I have to say it was a great workout.  All you have to do is jump around and contort into funny positions constantly for about 30 minutes.  Give it a try.

Last night, just after posting the no-news, news report, two tragedies occurred.  I heard a flailing and buzzing commotion behind me on the patio and discovered a little bee in the throes of death.  An autopsy revealed an acute case of pollen poisoning, very common this time of year in the South.  Then, I picked up my cigar for a puff.  In Cigar Etiquette I warned of the dangers of hot ash falling on clothing items.  A worse problem is when a large chuck of still-burning cigar ember fell on my leg.  It happened to me.  At first I assumed it was a spark and would burn out.  In fact, it kept burning and resulted in a small second-degree burn.  Sadly, it’s too small to claim a cool injury like a gun shot wound.  Sad…

The news:

Thirty something current and former Atlanta City “educators” have been indicted in one of the largest cheating ordeals in American history (not taught in Atlanta, btw).  This is something else to consider when deciding if you really want your children attending government schools.

The reactionary stupidity of gun control marches on.  In Connecticut a bill has been introduced which would severely assault the Second Amendment.  The State would have the ability to control who has guns and what kind of guns they could have.  None of this will in any way prevent another Newtown style school shooting rather, more innocent citizens will be victimized.  Expect massive abuse under this proposed law; expect it to pass also.  A law has passed in Nelson, Georgia which requires mandatory gun ownership in every home within the city limits.  Given that it’s Nelson, I doubt there will be a compliance problem.  Both of these laws represent tyranny (of opposing types) and should be shunned.

More despicable laws we can soon expect to see nationwide are those which classify more and more people as psychotic so as to deprive them of the ability to defend themselves and mandatory insurance on firearms.  The laws are, of course, endorsed by the criminals in the medical and insurance communities. 

Those drums are getting loud in and around North Korea.  Buy some military-industrial complex stock now.

Samoa Air is the first airline to charge fatties extra for flying.  This should be an added incentive to join my fitness revolution.  Samoa is home to some right heavy folks.

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(Imagine sitting next to this hippo eight hours across the Pacific.  Int’l. Business Times of London.)

The ever more impressive Pope Francis has announced he will investigate Vatican bureaucracy and the Church bank for abuses.  Can I get an Amen!?

A list has surfaced of 132 wealthy businesses and individuals got an early warning about the Great Cypriotic Bank Robbery and safely removed their funds from local banks in February and early March.  This story gets better (worse) every day.  It is said that, on or off the list, was the President of Cyprus, Nicos Anastasiades, (hopefully enjoying his last term).  Can I predict corpo-government crime, or what?

That is all…..

Monday Night News

Today’s column, despite its innocuous naming, was a feature on Cyprus and the great bank robbery therein.  Scroll down to read it.

The news is pretty dry today. I suppose that’s a good thing.  Who knows what tomorrow will bring.  Aside from the looting in Cyprus, here’s some of what’s going on:

The news:

It turns out the horrors of … THE SEQUESTER ain’t so bad after all.  One area that is suffering is defense in Federal criminal cases.  Most defendants in Federal court have to rely on public defenders due to costs and the mystique of federal work, which frightens many private attorneys.  I never shied from it and enjoyed the practice for the most part.  In my area, private attorneys are appointed to represent defendants.  The Southern District of Georgia is one of the few districts without a regular defender’s office.  Those regular defenders are facing pay cuts, long hours (some unpaid), and increased stress.  So far, the Department of Just-Us is pushing ahead with the cases despite the other side’s handicap.  I wonder how many people will be roped into plea deals because they can’t afford an attorney and are then denied their Constitutional right to a court-appointed attorney?  I wonder if Congress cares?  Of course not…

That’s about it.  Same old world – war, money problems, nuts at Wal-Mart.  I’ll try to get a new column out soon to ease your boredom.

Manic Monday Morning Mash

Good morning.  Happy Monday and happy April!  Let’s get the fool’s stuff out-of-the-way: I have accepted the invitation to the Throne of Scotland.  God save Me!

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(Google.)

I spent the weekend celebrating the Resurrection with my family and friends.  I also dug deep into some research projects from 8 to 12 years ago.  It occurred to me how horribly slow I am at organizing and presenting ideas.  I seem to take my own “slow down” advice a bit too seriously.  What I found will contribute greatly to the blog and one or more forthcoming books.  A hundred or so old floppy disk and several CDs have been placed into the appropriate files on my computer and I’m reinvigorated!  Get ready!!

At the gym early this morning I consulted with one of those professional personal trainers.  She told me it was okay to lay off the “core” workout every day.  It seems every other day is sufficient as long as I work the muscles hard enough on the “on” days.  I’m looking forward to trying this along with increased cardio work to burn off the last of the unsightly fat.  Today, I made good on my change of plans plan – I hit the old arms extra hard in an effort to strengthen and tone the muscles.  Now, I can hardly type.  This shows my extraordinary dedication to keeping all of you informed.  Thank me later, if you will.

My thoughts of the morning are on Cyprus and the rapidly deteriorating state of the world financial and monetary systems.  This is boring stuff, I know, however it is hitting home harder every day.  The news out of Cyprus is disturbing both in terms of what the people there are suffering and as to the precedents being set for the rest of us. 

Last week I predicted that major corporations and the super-rich of Cyprus would be treated differently than the rest of the nation’s depositors.  Biggies are generally well-connected and are not taken advantage of my their buddies, the other “big club” members.  Turns out I was right, kind of.  It seems the big depositors were tipped off in advance about the pending thievery so as to be able to withdraw their money before the looting started. 

Much of the talk in the popular media has centered on the money in Cypriotic banks deposited by wealthy Russians and other international elite.  The talking heads supposed that such money was possibly the result of illegal activity and that seizing it was justified post-hoc.  I now assume that such elites were among the club members who, forwarned, got their assets out of harms way.  There appears to be evidence to support the position.

The news is getting worse for everyone else.  Almost all accounts are currently under a freeze and there are severe limitations on people’s access to their own money.  Again, it is their money.  It does not belong to the banks, the government, the EU, or any other group of criminals.  The plan to “haircut” ten percent of all account funds will likely go through.  Larger depositors (100,000+ Euros) are now faced with the theft of 60%, not 40%, of their funds.  Read more about the bank robbery here: http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/this-is-what-it-feels-like-to-have-your-life-savings-confiscated-by-the-global-elite, an excellent article.

By the way, read more about Cyprus here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus; and here, https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/cy.html.

The economically illiterate and the socialist-minded likely have little sympathy for anyone who can bank 100,000 E.  To them, this is a chance to get even with the hated rich.  But, as the above-linked column points out, most of these account holders are either retirees, dependant on their savings for their livelihoods, or small businesses, whose employees need the money for their pay.  What this all means is that, under an account freeze, the hard-working may not receive their paychecks and the elderly may not be able to pay for housing, food, or medicine.  The situation will continue permanently once over half of the money is spirited off to the EU and the central banks of Europe and the world.

The theft sends a clear message that money is not safe in the banks and there is a reduced incentive to saving money at all.  AS is, unless the banks pays more than 60% interest (nowhere on earth, friends) the investment is a loser.  People put aside money to watch it grow and work for them.  If they want to lose it they can either spend it all today or hoard it at home and let inflation slowly eat away insidiously.  This is what the global elite want.  They want you to be poor as a church mouse and dependent on them for everything.  They create the fake money and decide who can use it along with when, where, and how the usage happens.

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(Cypriotic bankster and politician visiting a retiree.  Google.)

The greater, immediate problem faced by the Cypriotic people is the moral and legal wrongs being done them.  I have not checked into the local criminal laws, but I have a funny feeling theft and robbery is as illegal there as it is anywhere.  I did look at the Constitution of Cyprus and found some interesting points which highlight the illegality of the current actions.

The populace of Cyprus is Greek and Turkish by heritage; the nation is a Republic.  As such, the people vote their governing goons into office.  I hope they will soon be removed for their treason.  Article Seven, Section Three allows for the proportional defense of property when approached by evil.  I see theft of people’s money as an evil, deserving of defense.

Article Eight declares, in full: “No person shall be subjected to torture or to inhuman or degrading punishment or treatment.”  Relieving someone of their money would seem to count as degrading treatment.  Article Nine says “every person has the right to a decent existence and to social security.”  How decent and secure can one feel when over half of one’s finances are stolen?  Article 10, Section 1 prohibits slavery.  Slavery is defined as being owned by or doing unpaid, involuntary work for someone else.  Cypriots, Greek and Turks, are discovering now that all their lives they have worked for the benefit not of themselves, but of the elite.

Article 11 says that every person has the right to liberty and security.  The only exceptions are in cases of criminal arrest and prosecution.  Violations of this provision shall give a person a civil right of redress.  I envision the courts will make an exception in these cases though.  Article 12 says punishment (for a legitimate crime) cannot involve the general confiscation of property.  Article 15 says no personal rights can be violated except in extraordinary circumstances of threat to public safety or morals.  There seems to be a direct violation here.

Article 23 allows for confiscation of private property, but only for the public good.  As in America, takings may only occur upon reasonable compensation to the private party.  The theft underway only benefits a select group of criminals, it harms the general public, and I have heard nothing about compensating depositors with money for the money stolen – such would seem contradictory to the announced scheme.

Article 26 acknowledges the right of contracts.  It even provides for a law to prevent exploitation by “person who are in commanding economic power.”  I assume that includes banksters and ticks. 

The Constitution does provide for the unnecessary evil of taxation.  If the local ticks are smart they will defer to the wisdom [SIC] of John “Tax Master” Roberts and his Obamacare opinion – it’s just a tax and taxes are a-okay!  The fact remains that the people have been robbed and they deserve redress against their robbers.

If I had money in such a bank, I would commence withdrawing what little I could until the accounts were dry.  If I had a loan with such a bank, in addition to deposits, I would write the bank and inform them of my unilateral cancellation of the debt.  I might even be tempted to probe whether the banks branches are fire resistant.

Mark this madness.  It has previous precedent all around the world and throughout history.  It will spread around Europe and there is no force field to keep it contained across the Atlantic.  Congress, the Treasury, and the Federal Reserve have been committing a kind of theft against your money for a century now.  Rather than take the money physically from you account, they simply print more and more fake money.  The printing generates inflation.  Inflation robs you by decreasing the value of your money.  However, when the time comes (soon, soon) they won’t hesitate to actually seize assets.  And, the seizures will not be limited to financial accounts.  Get ready, whatever that means…

In other news:

Wild savages are attacking decent people all across the U.S. with increasing frequency.  Arm yourselves.

Kim J. Unbalanced, according to the news (for what it’s worth), seems to want war with the South and with the U.S. The elite approve of this tactic as wars are very profitable.  They benefit the super-rich at the expense of the little people.  Try to find a bankster on a battlefield.

20% of U.S. teenaged boys are supposedly afflicted with “ADHD,” a condition that does not exist.  The benefit here is for drug companies and doctors.  The downside is the posioning of our youth and the increased risk of their becoming violent criminals.  Colorado prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the doped up, ADHD young man who shot up the movie theater.  Discuss this possible side effect with your pediatrician.  Ask about MK Ultra while you’re at it – not a new drug.

More to follow.  Back to work, America!

Perrin’s Exercise Routine One

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Okay, this is the first of my series on how I exercise to perfect athletic perfection.  Yeah, that works.  This has nothing to do with nutrition and dieting, which is critical to my program.  I’ve covered those before and may come up with a comprehensive or condensed approach later.  This is about getting physical – where the muscle meets the dumbbells.  Here goes:

Nothing herein should be considered professional exercise advice.  Like my legal education columns, that’s what this is – my experiences in the gym based on what works for me.  If and when you get started, first seek out the professional advice of a physician and/or and trainer.  Having said that, I was once a certified personal trainer and I used to bodybuild, powerlift, run and do martial arts, so my knowledge is grounded in solid facts.  Also, consider that what works for me may not be perfect for you.  Modify all my plans according to your requirements.

Generally, I have four daily routines: 1) arms and shoulders; 2) back and chest; 3) legs; and 4) cardio and resting.  I vary these up as I feel necessary but I usually keep the rotation the same.  Herein, I will outline day one.

Day one, as all days is really divided into five parts.  First, there’s the weight session, which I’ll get to (day one wise) in a moment.  Second, I work my “core” every day.  Core means the muscles of the stomach, the obliques (sides), and the lower back.  I usually start with a crunch machine.  I do several sets of 20 to 30 repetitions at a modern weight.  Next I use a special machine which forces you to use your side in order to twist your lower body.  Again, I keep the weight relatively low and strive for higher numbers of twists.  This device makes my feel the best or tightest around the waist.  I’ve noticed significant firmness has developed both as I’ve burned off 50 pounds of fat while strengthened my core.  This has resulted in my dropping nine pants sizes.

After I twist, I do back extensions on a weight machine.  Again, it’s more reps and lower weights that provides the right stress for optimal results.  The worst thing one can do is overload a body part or group of muscles as this will result in imbalance or, worse, injury.  Keep it low, slow, and consistent.

I end the abs work with more crunches (straight and to the sides) on another machine which uses the body’s weight against itself, a similar approach to the lowe back, and crunches while hanging upside down (what a burn!). 

The third function is cardiovascular work.  For me this means anywhere from ten minutes to an hour on the track or an exercise machine.  My favorite is the elliptical machine as it’s easy on the joints and provides an added kick over mere walking or running.  Moving increases one’s heart rate.  There is a range of heartbeats per minute that ranges from resting (60-80 bpm) to fat burning (80-120 bpm) to aerobic (120-180 bpm) to heart attack (180+ bpm).  This range is based, of course, on my age and size. 

I start off by jacking up my heart rate to the safest maximum (sometimes right to the edge of comfort).  I do this my going as fast as I can against as much resistance as I can stand.  I work up from “level” 7 or 8 to level 20 and go as fast as possible.  This takes five to ten minutes, burns over 100 calories alone, and makes me sweat and pant profusely.  Then, I gradually law off the exertion and lower my bpm (heart beats per minute) back tot he fat burning range.  This I sustain for as long as I have time for.  At the end I cool off and slow down.  This is essential for lowering my heart rate to a level where I don’t get dizzy from hanging upside down.

Inverting is stage four, along with general stretching.  Both of these processes easy joint and muscle strain and give a meditation-like clarity of mind.  While hanging I contort into all sorts of positions so as to smooth out every strain and ache.  Just hanging there does wonders.  This sets the stage for part five:

This last phase is the spa treatment, including steaming and a relaxing shower.  After all of this I literally skip out feeling 20 years younger.

And, now, the weights:

Shoulders

I start with shoulders on most first days as it requires the use of the arms and other supporting parts.  I find it’s better to do this first (not always) before progressing to arms. 

The shoulders can be divided roughly into two main sections: the trapezius and subclavical muscles (those descending from the neck) and the deltoids (the muscles over the arms).  All of these are worked over while doing exercises for other body parts.

For the trapezius class I start most days with standing or seated shrugs.  This involves shrugging the shoulders upwards towards the ears as far as comfort and range of motion allows.  This can be accomplished either with free weights like dumbbells or the use of a machine which pivots.  As with core work, I do 3 or 4 sets of repetitions at a moderate weight.  For added work I progress the weights heavier with each progressive set. 

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(Shoulder shrugs.  A little light for Perrin – ha!.  Google.)

Next I do some sort of movement that requires lifting a weight from the waist up to the chin area by bending the arms outwards.  This works all muscles in the front and back of the shoulders as well as the deltoids.

For deltoids and an overall push I do shoulder presses or “military” presses: lifting a weight overhead.  I also isolate the delts using free weights raised in various positions – front, sides, and rear – for overall effect.

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(Side Deltoid Raises.  Google.)

Triceps

The triceps are the “u” shaped muscles (3-parts, thus “tri”) in the back of the upper arm.  These are generally worked by extending the arms downwards, upwards, or backwards while standing or on a bench and by pressing down on a fixed weight.  The same rules of sets, reps, and resistance applies here.

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(Downward tricept extentions with cable weight.  Google.)

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(Tricep presses or push down on machine.  Google Images.)

My arms are stronger than average.  Thus, when doing presses like the one pictured here I have run into the odd problem of being able to press or lift more than my bodyweight at the end of the cycle.  I can generally do this for 10 to 12 reps – once I contort and force the weight and my body down into a seated position.

Biceps

The biceps are the tow-part muscles on the front of the upper arm.  These are the “guns” that everyone flexes to show how strong they are.  Biceps are toned by curling a weight up from a straight armed position to a fully bent arm with the weight on the level of one’s eyes.

I mix up a combination of free weights (both single dumbbells and a single bar) and seated machines which use either one or both arms.

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(This dude is doing single arm curls with dumbbells.  Google.)

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(Seated “preacher” curls (over a pulpit) on machine.  Google.)

I love the curls in the above picture.  Again, I can use more than my own weight here.  This one impresses the ladies and frightens off fellow males like no other.  Ha!!!

One note I need to interject at this point is how to lift any weight.  There are three parts to a lift: concentric, eccentric, and excentric movements.  This, in layman’s terms means: 1) slowing lifting the weight to begin with; 2) holding a flex at the “top” of the lift; and 3) slowly lower the weight and stretching the muscle(s) worked.  It is advisable breathe out while raising the weight and inhale while lifting.

Forearms

The forearms are often neglected by many people.  They do get flexed while doing a variety of upper-body routines but they benefit tremendously from isolated exercise.  Large, powerful forearms give a manly look to the body.  They can be worked with dumbbells during the curl routine.  This is accomplished by rolling the weight up or to either side while holding the arm down and straight.

There is also a machine which holds weight plates.  One sits behind the plates and squeezes a set of handles together with the hands.  This is similar to the old-fashioned spring grip gadget.  The maneuver is usually overhanded but sometimes I use a lighter weight with my palms facing up to burn each forearm individually.   However you do it, it’s important to work the entire arm all the way around.  Doing so will provide added stability for other exercises and strengthens the wrists and hands.  The next time some jerk tries to crush your hand in a handshake you can crush back with confidence.

After all these, I do the core and other ancillary work.  Sometimes I will add in an exercise for another part if I feel I didn’t hit it sufficiently the last time.  Again, there is no set formula, just a general routine which benefits from the occasional shakeup.

Alright, turn the computer off and hit the gym.  You’ll thank me later!

Evans Fitness Club

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Today I continue my series on good businesses by praising my gym of choice, the Evans Fitness Club (also known as Center or simply “EFC”).  EFC has served as a critical part of my recent life change program and this post will serve as a prelude to the forth-coming detailed analysis of said program.  I hope all of this is of use and motivation to you, my beloved readers.

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One can find EFC at 3002 Allen Drive in the heart of Evans. Georgia; they are online at: http://www.evansfitnessclub.com/. Check them out either way; if you live in the area, you need to join.  They are by far the biggest and best fitness facility in the Augusta area.  In fact, I have seen few clubs anywhere that rival the opulence and excellent design of EFC.  There motto is “bringing big city fitness to your backyard.”  That is exactly what they have done.

The club is the brainchild of “Big” Mike Montarbo and Bill Smith.  Big Mike earned his stripes as a trainer and manager at other local clubs, winning everyone over with his knowledge and charm.  Bill is a legend in the fitness industry, having owned and operated clubs all over the U.S.  I met Bill in the 1980’s when he ran the super-successful BodyTalk club, then the most state of the art facility in the area.  He and I reminisced about the old place when I joined EFC.  Bill’s kids are now in management and continue their father’s tradition of excellence.

I had intended to interview one or both gentlemen before writing this piece and I may still.  I’d also like to have them as a sponsor here, they are most worthy.

First, I’d like to start with the beauty and design of the physical facility.  Here’s a picture of the outside (architectural rendering, I thought I saw a real photo but can’t find it):

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The club is located in the new business park across the street from the new Columbia County Courthouse, Library, and County office complex.  The building is beautiful as well as functional.  It’s surrounded by parking spaces and a second parking lot next door is almost complete – I have never had any trouble finding a spot any time of day.

Inside, the place is a marvel of efficient layouts.  After signing in at the attractive front desk one enters the main training floor.  The center is devoted to an MMA-style “octagon” used constantly by Greubel’s Martial Arts for a variety of exercise and self-defense trainings.  The octagon is wrapped by three separate machine weight areas.  In the center there is an Astroturf running lane of NFL quality.  These areas are enclosed by a walkway/track.  The outside areas are devoted to a huge free weight area, a Smoothie King franchise (can’t beat it!), a medical weight loss office, a spinning studio, racquetball courts, locker rooms, and a massive child care room.

The kiddies can keep fit while mom and dad work out by playing basketball, climbing on numberous inflatable funhouses, and other activities.  They also provide TVs and reading/play areas.  The room is well staffed.

Speaking of TVS – they’re everywhere.  Everywhere.  Digital entertainment is constantly available for those who like it while not being a distraction for those of us who don’t really care.

I can only speak for the men’s locker room but I suspect the ladies have it as good if not better than the men.  Up front there is a relaxing lounge with sofas, tables, a scale, and a huge TV.  The lockers are interspersed around and between the sinks, grooming mirrors, a restroom stalls.  Everything is trimmed in the best materials for a country club like experience.  The back is home to the sauna, the steamroom, and the showers.

I have praised the sauna previously for its theraputic benefits.  The steam room offers similar benefits with a twist.  While the sauna is hotter (around 180 degrees F), the steam room (120ish F) feels warmer and induced instance sweating.  It’s the difference between dry and wet heat.  Both offer general seating and the steam room features a shower for quick clean-up.

The shower showers are a spectacle all to themselves.  To begin with, they’re huge.  An entire cheerleading squad could join a lucky fellow given the space which I estimate at 6X15 feet.  There are 5 water facets, a rain-like fixture overhead and four positionable jets on the sides.  Complimentary shampoo, conditioner, and liquid gel soap are provided as an extra perk. 

I end every workout I can with a 10-20 minute visit to either the sauna or steamroom followed by a loooong shower.  So far, I have not found the cheerleaders though.  Given that I do cardio after weights, I’m usually sweaty before I get to the heat boxes.  Thus, while I start with a normal temperature shower i have to drop the degrees steadily, ending with essentially a cold shower.  This is called a Scottish shower; it’s invigorating and cools the body for profession appearance post-exercise.

Almost every one of my sessions starts downstairs with the weights and machines.  I’ll soon post my recommended routines.  I then move upstairs for cardio and stretching before treating myself to the afore-mentioned spa treatment.

Upstairs, the club is open to the floor below.  The opening is enclosed by a walking/running track (1/12 of a mile around).  The track features a stretching and abdominal station at either end.  The sides of the second floor are packed with every kind of cardio device imaginable – stair climbers, rowing, bikes, treadmills, and my favorite – the elliptical machines.  One will also find more spinning, several large aerobics rooms, a movie theater with treadmills and bikes, and a huge room dedicated to strange-looking strength and agility exercises (they call it “proto-type” athletics?). 

After I pump iron I like to hit the cardio machines for ten to sixty minutes, which burns hundreds of calories.  I’ve really seen a difference since adding cardio to the program.  Fat just dissolves away.  Before I leave the “floor” I stretch and hang upside down on my favorite invention in history: the inversion table.  It’s nothing for me to hang for 5 to 10 minutes in blissful relaxation.  It cures everything!  Then I head to the locker/spa.  For an added treat I will sometimes enjoy a smoothie on my way out – I go for the strawberry Gladiator – packed with protein and as delicious as they come.

All along the way I get to enjoy the company of friends, old and new.  I have several men I work out with occasionally and there is always someone to chew the fat with.  The place is also overrun with …er… eye candy…  Exercising is always better in a pleasant facility surrounded by good scenery.  Big Mike and Bill have also assembled an excellent staff of trainers and other professionals who can help with anything one needs.

If the club has a drawback, it would be the house music selection – modern pop.  It’s just not my cup of tea.  However, as with the TVS, it’s easy to tune out.  I will someday add an Ipod or something similar to my arsenal.  Now, I could use my wife’s but it is pink – can’t do it.

Well, I’ve recounted all the benefits of my plan in action over and over.  I would like to add warning or another point of detraction to fitness.  As I have transformed from a fat blob to a near bodybuilder type, I’ve noticed that much of that … eye candy is frequently looking at me now.  Sometimes I endure uncomfortable comments and the occasional unwanted contact.  I’ve become eye candy…  I suppose it’s too much for the poor girls to resist.  Poor me.  Just be aware that this can and will happen to you when you get on the bandwagon. 

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(Always leering at big daddy. Google.)

There you have it.  Join the EFC machine!  If you’re outside my area, find a similar club and get fit now!

Friday Night News

I craftily wove most of the news of the day into Questions and Comments, https://perrinlovett.wordpress.com/2013/03/29/questions-and-comments-3292013/, earlier.  Here’s a quick look at what I didn’t cover:

The News:

The more I hear about Pope Francis, the more I like him.  I am one of those “traditionalists” who is supposed to be outraged by the Pope’s simplistic, down-to-earth approach to the Papacy.  Why?  I like the idea of a commoner Pope.  He is obviously a man of great faith who cares more about the people than the orthodoxy.  Stop for a second there, fellow traditionalists; maybe he’s the one who makes Vatican II work.  And, I mean work within the greater context and purpose of the Church, not to replace it with mere modernism.  He may be just what we need at this time.

The Drudge Report says Yahoo News says our government says Kim Jong Unbalanced says North Korea is at “war” with South Korea.  Why, in 2013, is this (if true????) any of our concern?????

President Sotoro says,”American can do better.”  I beg to differ; lately all we can come up with is Clinton, Bush, Bush, Clinton, McCain, Romney, and Kerry.  Oh, he was talking about something else…

Another member of Seal Team 6 was silenced today by the CIA.  He was probably on vacation when the other 25 were targeted and killed on that helicopter.  Remember that?  The number one rule of assassinations is to assassinate the assassins.  That way they can’t later tell the truth about things like “killing” a man who died 10 years earlier, who got buried at sea in the traditional Muslim manner, and other crimes we haven’t even heard of yet.  Remember the mechanical hound from Farenheit 451??  Earth to America!  America?!

Back on the blog:

Okay, I also published 10 More Things, https://perrinlovett.wordpress.com/2013/03/29/ten-more-things-you-can-do-today/, today and it’s already generating positive feedback.  Give it a look.

Let’s make it official: I’ve now lost 50 pounds and about 9 inches off my waist.  50 lbs was my outside maximum goal when I started my program.  Now, I can’t believe it’s a reality.  The goal now is to trade the remaining traces of flab for some Herculean muscle whilst remaining at the same weight – 188 to 190 ish.  I’m going to start a series soon to demonstrate how I’ve done the incredible and how you can too.  If you copy my designs now you won’t have to fork over $19.95 for the book/DVD you’ll see me hawking on channel 431, mid-nightish, in the near future.

I’ve also got to warp up Slavery in America and continue with the Second Amendment saga.  Stay tuned!