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BOOK REVIEW: Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode I: Bad Boy by Chris Orcutt

26 Friday Dec 2025

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Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode I: Bad Boy by Chris Orcutt

Review by Perrin Lovett

As this review concerns a novel about America during the 1980s, allow me to open with a poignant quote by the great philosopher Meat Loaf: “It was long ago, and it was far away, and it was so much better than it is today.”

I will admit upfront that this review was a splendid challenge to write. The subject book is so wonderfully rich that it is, for a reviewer, a bit of a paradox. It is rich; there is a complexity to it. And yet, it is simultaneously a transcendental simplicity, a force that kindly but commandingly pulls one in and reveals a comprehensive dream reality. The reader has no choice but to understand and enjoy the experience. The book, to a member of America’s Generation X, isn’t a fanciful memory recalled through good storytelling about the 1980s; it IS the 1980s. And the reader is literally there once again. The book is Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode I: Bad Boy. 

(Cover design by Victoria Heath Silk with image by Guiliano Del Meretto.)

*Orcutt, Chris, Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode I: Bad Boy, New York: Have Pen, Will Travel, 2026.

In July 2025, based on my study of his blog, and upon reading One Hundred Miles from Manhattan and Perpetuating Trouble, I described New York-based American novelist Chris Orcutt as “an artist as dedicated to the craft as may be found anywhere.” Now, only a few months later, that vignette feels like a foolish understatement. Orcutt is a remarkable craftsman, one who inspires awe from even those of us familiar with the laborious process of writing. He pays great and continuous homage to the legends of literature. But there is something distinctively different about Orcutt’s habits, writing, and wisdom. This is an extremely rare case of a literary heir apparent who, in many ways, joins the ranks of the greats. And, even more astonishingly, in other ways, Chris Orcutt leaves them behind. If literature is like a tall tree, with each author a branch, then the greats reach up from the very top in search of sun and air—a high limb for Homer, Ovid, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Pushkin, Gogol, Murakami, et al. As with those rare boughs, Orcutt’s branch has forced its way outward towards the light.

A long-time resident of New York’s Hudson River Valley and a writer for more than three decades, Orcutt has been called “The American Tolstoy.” And now, he is poised to (re)prove or even surpass that lofty moniker via the release of his magnum opus, the American teen epic, Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome. The novel, with over one million thrilling words, will be released in nine segments. Orcutt says: “[A]ll 9 books will be published between January 2026 and November 2027—about one book every twelve weeks. This means that, unlike with series including Bridgerton, Harry Potter, or Game of Thrones, you and other readers won’t have to wait years for the next installment!” 

Based on my good fortune of reading the first portion in advance, I suggest readers won’t want to wait a single day between releases. However, be schedules what they may, here is a brief look at the first installment of Bodaciously…, Bad Boy. Per the challenge I mentioned—as wonderful a difficulty as any reader or reviewer could imagine—because there is literally a whole world packed into 386 pages, this review will barely scratch the surface. I also wrote this review before conducting my Interview with Chris Orcutt (please read it), and I have left this examination largely as originally drafted to maintain a fresh initial perspective. With those caveats, here goes!

Bad Boy flows like a roller coaster. A good one. A really, really good one. Let one find a memory of such a ride from the ‘80s, from childhood—The Mindbender, The Cyclone, Space Mountain, [your choice]—and that’s the way this book moves. High speed, ups and downs, hard turns, feelings of both negative and super-positive gravity, uncertainty, and fun, fun, fun until the end. Once it’s over, one will invariably want to ride, or, rather, read it a second time. 

If the story itself is akin to a coaster’s track, the necessary component that gets a reader from the beginning to the end, then Orcutt’s very unique writing style is the force that propels the experience. Few people have the mental clarity and technical precision to become good writers. And even good writers sometimes fail to reach beyond proper but mechanical language and solicit the reader’s authentic participation. Orcutt reaches the heart and mind in a way so natural that the reading experience comes off as a genuine extension of one’s self, like seeing one’s own original thoughts in print. The effect is so rare, it is a marvel. Also, Bad Boy is miraculously empowered by a spirit or theory, a palpable presence unexpounded by forced expression.

Suspecting that any individual’s exact retrospective, introspective interpretation might differ from mine, or even Orcutt’s, I leave the discovery of that thoughtful phenomenon to the reader. I will say, however, that throughout so many of the scenes, references, and conjured memories in Bad Boy, I found a deep, reflective philosophy that magnified the whole experience. The young characters feel or sense it too, though, like most teenagers, they don’t know precisely what they’re encountering. In my estimation, they handle it all very well because Orcutt allows them the freedom to do so—yet another interesting facet.

The youthful protagonist, Avery “Ace” Craig, is a James Bond fan. And his adventures kick off with an action sequence to make Ian Fleming proud. More action follows, along with drama, romance, humor, intrigue, more romance, turmoil, thrills, even more romance, and so much more. And it is all bound together in a simply mesmerizing fashion. It’s part hero’s journey. Avery is a hero, one who saves several days. He effortlessly makes friends with and impresses powerful and famous characters. He beats down or outwits adversaries. He’s eccentric, and he can afford it. He’s brilliant, especially when it comes to verbal skills and multiphase operational-tactical thinking. He has the athleticism to put his plans into hard action, and it pays off for him. He’s loyal almost to a fault. And he gets the girl. And the other girl. And a few more girls. And, uh … he’s one of the best ladies’ men in modern literary history! At the end, readers are left with several concurrent cliffhangers, adventurous and potentially dangerous, action-oriented and frantically passionate. All of it will leave the reader predicting, picking sides, hoping, fearing, laughing, and holding on tight. A word of warning: the wait for Episode II: True Blue, as short as it might be, will probably be a little agonizing. 

Bad Boy is riddled with numerous references to the better elements of our generational past. Orcutt does something remarkable with those elements, a matter of living incorporation. One such instance happens off the bat in chapter one. I’m not going to give away the sequence, although I really want to! But what Orcutt does is take a cultural reference from the ‘80s and define it by using it as a comparative example that both illustratively describes the reference (Heck! It’s Princess Leia from The Empire Strikes Back!) and seamlessly furthers the life and depth of Avery’s world. I keep going back to the scene and a few like it and wondering. Looking around literature, I tried to remember another writer who does something similar. Think of, if one will, Bram Stoker’s inclusion of then-cutting-edge technology references—all of them true to the 1890s, by the way—in Dracula, and that’s kind of it. Or not really. Stoker’s examples, nifty as they are, feel a little mechanical by comparison. Orcutt’s technique is uncanny.

Orcutt makes another series of references in a way rather unusual for most fiction; he uses footnotes. These roll right along with the text, and readers will naturally follow and enjoy them as they occur. They serve a few purposes, namely acting as deeper reminders for those of us sporting some gray hairs, and as novel descriptions of some things perhaps previously unknown to younger readers. They work brilliantly! They capture the cool factor of Tolkien’s use of footnotes in The Lord of the Rings—and that is saying something!

Among the many shining lights in Bad Boy, one that clearly illuminates characters and weaves them tightly together, is Orcutt’s keen command of and fluent usage of multiple layers of human psychology, especially in the case of the resident teenage characters, the dimensions of the sociosexual hierarchy. The novel is a deep journey into the world of the young adult, with many stops at all of the accompanying nuances, those revolving around young men and women in particular. Mine, of course, was a male perusal and reminiscence. However, as I read, I sensed a repeated lure that would capture a woman’s interest. It is a coming-of-age story, far better, far grander, and more true than any of the very best of the genre movies from the period. (I know of exactly zero books concerning the same or, rather, zero worth considering by way of analogy.) Avery is, as he acknowledges, as readers will surmise, as famous older dominant characters accept and appreciate, and, most importantly, as girls recognize, an “alpha.” Yet he is just stepping into this role, absorbing the thrills, chills, punches, successes, and problems, all while doing his best to understand who he is and what’s happening to him. He is very resourceful and takes the reins more naturally, openly, and excitedly than do the other young characters, certainly any of the other young men. Yet he has correlation limitations and few sources of direct assistance or peer mentoring. So it is extremely refreshing that, when least expected, he reaches out for a little Supreme guidance. It is not stated, but the boy knows, per 1 Corinthians 13:11: “When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But, when I became a man, I put away the things of a child.” In Bad Boy, and he can be one, Avery is just getting started in his transition from boy to man. But he does a darned good job of getting off the line!

Such an incredible and meaningful depth is felt on every page that one may come to a slight and occasional rational explanatory impasse, temporarily reading more with the heart than with the brain. As an example, I became increasingly invested in a certain matter, an affair of the heart, throughout chapter fourteen. A short series of little review notations indicates my rapt attention to the theme, bread crumbs across the pages. A little clarity or relief happened on the first page of chapter fifteen, taking the form of a simple two-word sentence. I circled those words and left a smiley face beside them. (And I do not normally mark or notate fiction!) I strongly suggest that readers will experience this kind of reaction repeatedly. It is a genuinely encompassing and immersive emprise, one that will have the mind (and heart) buzzing for some time once the reading stops.

One of my many buzzing reflections, one I thought of during and after reading Bad Boy, is what I’ve termed “poly-temporal thought and emotion,” an astounding contemplative outlook. I was there in the ‘80s. I remember bits of what Orcutt recreates perfectly. And I had the luxury of reliving it again thanks to his efforts. How do I sum this up? There were parts of the story where I essentially thought, “I did that, some of it. Maybe I shouldn’t have done as much as I did … but I wish I’d done a little more.” Avery’s story is a masterful exploration of what was and what sometimes is, all odds or cautions or inputs aside. While reading, I was at once a sixteen-year-old me again, deeply enjoying the ride as young men do, AND I was the older, “wiser” me of today, smiling while thinking the way a father does. I suspect others, from many generations, may have a similar experience: seeing what life was like for us, then, while also reflecting either upon their own youthful lives or on their present perspectives. I struggle to convey the staggering impact of this notion. But I suspect it will cement Orcutt’s book in the echelons of timeless literature, not just as historical fiction, not merely as an epic, but as a large kernel of universal truth and appeal. 

Another thing that blew me away once I realized what Orcutt was doing—and this is another element I can’t recall anyone else using, or using so well—is his multiplicitous use of music in Bad Boy. Recall that the pop music of the 1980s helped define the era. As such, and as another component in the tactic of references as world-building and enlivening devices, Orcutt places song titles throughout the book, little mentions that move along and enrich narration and dialogue. But he does something else! It took reading a few of them for me to get it, but somehow, by some genius, he uses song titles, set off properly, in both quotation marks and little music notes, as a striking form of punctuation! Scene settings or boundaries, if one will. This has the most intense effect of bringing the song to mind while highlighting or augmenting whatever situation is at hand. It might have been the song-as-punctuation accompanying those two words I noted that elicited the smiley face. 🎵“Take Good Care of My Heart”🎵 =)

I could go on and on, without ever quoting anything specific, and all I would do is internally trigger more material I’d love to cover. I cannot accurately estimate the instances where Bad Boy personally spoke to me in ways large and small. I trust gentle readers of all adult American generations (and many of our friends from afar) will find the novel a similar mental adventure and heartfelt escapade. In short, whether via personal memory or hiraeth, the reader will “be there,” be a part of the story, and want more!

Now, with any book, what matters the most is all the stuff, all the ideas expressed with ink on paper, between the covers. But those covers matter too. Accordingly, I offer a word of praise about the physical construction of Bad Boy. My 6X9-inch paperback is a stern and noble thing of beauty. The cover is sturdy and smooth, the margins are ideally trimmed, the spine is solid, firm but flexible, and rugged enough to endure many openings. The typesetting is attractive, perfectly-spaced and formatted, and easy on even fifty-year-old eyes. The cover design looks like something that would have rested comfortably on the front shelves of a B. Dalton or Borders store back in 1986. The entire package is of an ultra-high quality, coupled with a dashing, becoming appearance. I also happen to have a new hardcover—a magnificent luxury item! The Kindle version, no doubt, promises excellence and electronic ease.

January 2026 rapidly approaches, so kindly keep an eye on both Orcutt’s Upcoming Works Page and his Amazon Author Page. Bad Boy is available for pre-order from Amazon right now, and the wise reader will want to buy a copy and start enjoying the ride. I don’t just recommend this book, I’m mandating it. This outstanding novel is about to prove that, even now, as Night Ranger once reminded us, “You can still rock in America!”

 

CHRISTMAS FICTION: You, Yourself

19 Friday Dec 2025

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You, Yourself

~The 2025 Christmas Story~

Perrin Lovett

 

Long drives and long years may well augment faith, friendship, and love—memories to join the past with the present. ‘Twas three days before Christmas, and all down the road—

Near Bristol, Virginia, Friday, December 22, 1989, mid morning…

Though the snow, grime, and road salt of seven states had left their marks, all eight cylinders sang merrily as the old 1979 F-100 Ranger once again picked up a little speed down at the far southern end of Virginia’s Interstate 81. Paxton hit the wipers, clearing a few scattered snowflakes from the windshield, the remnants of what he hoped was the final dusting of his trip. And, Lord, there had been a few near-blizzard episodes over the past twenty-four hours! He took a moment to look around, now that the sun was shining brightly, scanning one side of the highway and then the other. The Shenandoah, the Blue Ridge, all of it, really, truly was God’s country. And if the fine weather held, and he hoped it did, then he’d be at the cabin in about another four hours. The very young man tapped the foot end of his Muriel Magnum into the ashtray. His eyes rolled across the speedometer—sixty-ish and holding nicely. The thirty-three-gallon tank was still three-quarters full. With one finger, he dropped his Ray-Ban Aviators into place and smiled. He took another sip of coffee, carefully replacing the styrofoam cup more by feel than by sight. He took another puff of his second cigar that morning (because, why not?) and smiled even wider. He’d been alternating between the radio, ever looking for Christmas music, and a Statler Brothers tape. At the moment, he was riding in blissful silence, the whooshing hiss from the cracked, smoke-releasing window notwithstanding. Then, right in the middle of his contentment, that lingering concern came once more upon his mind. He was, just then, reminded of what he kept forgetting. 

He’d been busy for months, of course, the past two weeks especially so. The day before had been a six-hundred-fifty-mile semi-hell of dodging snowstorms and trucks from the Boston metro down to Roanoke. He considered that if not for the slower conditions, he might have made Blairsville in one (very long) drive. Still, at ten-thirty the night before, worn down by the road and still feeling the happy effects of Tricia and the Caldwells’ party, it was all he could do to top off the tank and grab a waffle before settling in at his motel near the airport. And it had been the Caldwells, practically a third set of grandparents, who had stopped just short of demanding he shelter overnight. ‘You’re tired, even now,’ John Caldwell had said around eight o’clock, Thursday morning, as Paxton was preparing to get on the road. ‘There’s bound to be snow and traffic along the way. If it were me, I’d try to get into Virginia, at least. But don’t push it. And, hey, here’s a hundred dollars for a room and so forth.’ 

‘Sir, thank you, but I still have some leftover money.’

‘Here’s one hundred dollars!’ Caldwell said again.

‘Thank you, sir.’

‘John, he might need more,’ Margaret Caldwell said as she eased up to hug Paxton.

‘Yes, Mags! Here’s another hundred,’ John said. ‘And don’t forget to ask for a student discount preemptively. Show ‘em the Harvard student ID, and that’ll cut out any age questions. Won’t even look at your license.’

The student angle was a stroke of genius. Virginia motel clerks probably didn’t see many seventeen-year-olds on the road with Mississippi driver’s licenses. Of course, not many Mississippi seventeen-year-olds, more prone to being high school seniors, were freshmen at Harvard. Not that the cash would have been sneered at, but the plan to wow them with the Ivy card and, accordingly, hopefully, add a little responsibility to an otherwise youthful face, had worked perfectly. Of course, the Caldwells’ plans usually worked out for the better; they were God-sent, the couple. Old friends of his father, they provided the necessary oversight or minding a very young man might need when fifteen hundred miles from home. And their home in West Cambridge provided the perfect place for storing an otherwise cumbersome pickup truck, an item the dorms frowned upon for some reason. Rather wealthy, in a you’d-never-know-it way, they fussed without making a fuss. For instance, the few mechanical problems the truck had when it arrived, Mr. Caldwell enjoyed making a quick hobby of fixing. He’d even sprung for two new tires and a wax job, all unasked for and most unexpected, an early Christmas gift revealed just that week after the end of final exams. His box of Muriels was also Mr. Caldwell’s suggestion: ‘Premium for luxury breaks, and Edie Adams’s favorites for the road!’ 

The family was just a bunch of good, fun people, the right kind of Yankees. Their party, on Wednesday night, was essentially for him and his first completed semester. For him and for Tricia, too. Trish! ‘And meet our granddaughter, Patricia,’ Margaret had told him back in late August, no sooner than Paxton had walked into their large house. ‘She’s a junior at BC. Pretty, isn’t she?!’ She was extremely pretty. And what started as a ‘Nice to meet you,’ soon became a fast friendship, and now, a romantic relationship. If he was honest and speaking in a somewhat selfish manner, then he considered that she was the best thing he’d discovered about the Caldwell clan. Like everyone in her family, plus some kisses and cuddles the others didn’t impart, she’d been a great help adjusting to his new environment. And over the past few weeks, she’d acted as his personal shopping guide, dragging, er, taking him all over Copley and the Back Bay area, Faneuil Hall, and other exciting sales venues. Based on copious questioning, talking to his mother, and her mother, and to her grandmother, she’d been the one to (almost) unilaterally pick out Paxton’s mother’s presents.

‘They’re on sale, so get the whole place setting, Pax,’ she’d said one afternoon in a little shop. ‘Get all four of them for the full table.’

‘Aren’t these like the ones they sold on TV not so long ago?’ he asked.

‘Only by the name. Namesake, rather. Those were cheap knockoffs; these are the real thing. His house is right next-door! They’re as authentic as it gets. She’ll love ‘em. Wicked smaht!’

She was correct and wicked smart, so, in short order, Paxton purchased four pieces of Paul Revere-esque pewter from the shop right beside and in the very shadow of the man’s old ramshackle house. Tricia even wrapped them for her new boyfriend, something she was rather good at (and at which he was not…). The next Saturday, she, having just turned twenty-one, came in extra helpful for buying his old man’s gifts. 

‘No, this is brand new. It’s probably not even available outside Bah-sten!’ she said over on Germania Street at the Sam Adams brewery store. ‘He’ll get a kick out of the newness, all for da Win-tah season. See? New for nineteen-eighty-nine, Sam Winter Lager. Win-tah Lah-gah!’ 

‘Okay, cool, Trish,’ he replied. ‘A six pack?’

‘No, Rebel. Get a case and two sixes to go with it. And a six for us!’ It was a done deal, and, later, they wrapped his father’s gift while enjoying their own bottles. And once he rounded out his parents’ gifts with a few trinkets and pieces of (mostly Harvard-themed) apparel, she also helped him neatly wrap and bow-crown those. His gift to her, however, or his gifts, required someone else’s help. 

‘This place looks expensive,’ he said, somewhat suspiciously, as they stood inside a swanky little jewelry store off Newbury Street.

‘It is!’ Margaret exclaimed. ‘But I know the owners. And a trick or two. They have an unadvertised side selection that’s always half off, at least. And with the favor they owe Uncle John, well, it’ll probably be half that again!’ They browsed for only a few minutes before Mag’s eagle eyes found exactly what she wanted (or, what Paxton wanted, that is). ‘This set, right here.’

‘Earrings and a bracelet?’

‘Yes. Set with sweet pink tourmalines, her birthstone.’

‘I thought that was opal?’

‘Different stones, same color, same meaning. Trust me, these are a perfect match for the necklace her parents gave her for her birthday. It’ll all look splendid!’ And, eventually, it all did look magnificent on Tricia. The store wrapped the little gift boxes. But Paxton wanted something a little extra for his girl, something with the Rebel touch. And he found it one evening at Filene’s, deep down in the basement—a bright neon pink fashion sweater, complete with big shoulder pads and a huge, fuzzy collar that screamed 1980s. He also picked up a larger stuffed bear to complete his zany plan.

His scheme came together on the evening of the big end-of-semester party. After checking what grades had already been posted, he’d hit the “T,” burdened under his luggage and assorted gift bags. And he arrived at the Caldwell’s manor halfway through the afternoon. The couple was out, and would be, he soon discovered, for a few hours. A small staff was busy setting up. And Tricia was waiting on him. ‘Party before the party?!’ she suggested.

‘Oh, yeah, I have a few things for you, Christmas gifts. Would you like them now?’

‘Well, let’s look at them after a bit. Right now, I want to give you your present!’

‘Wow! What is it?’ he asked while gazing dreamily into her sparkling eyes. Then her intentions hit him. ‘Ooooooooh—’

And just a few hours later, during a regular party break, she delighted in her bear, which was wearing the sweater and holding jewelry boxes in both paws. The rest of the evening, that night, and the short good-byes of the following morning went swimmingly. But now, already barreling down the mess of the highway in North Carolina, he reflected once again on the other gifts, the ones he’d kept forgetting about despite all else. He’d thought about them, and he’d discussed the matter with Tricia, John, Mags, and even his roommate. A little later, the issue flared again in his head as he talked on a payphone at the convenience store off the road where he’d just scarfed down a cheap standing lunch. ‘…I’ll be leaving Asheville in a second. So I should be there in about two hours or so, if the traffic and weather hold off.’

‘Take your time, Buckshot. Just get here in one piece,’ came the orders from Blairsville. Such good and kindly words—how does anyone ever say no to a grandparent? And what did one give grandparents for Christmas?! He knew he’d faced that question in previous years. Now, supposedly being all responsible and so forth, the issue troubled him. After he hung up, he hastily glanced through the store’s window. “Asheville” t-shirts and hats felt tacky—and he already had two shirts for them, which still felt rather paltry. Air fresheners felt extra tacky. They had magazines, and they didn’t read comic books. Little packs of Hostess donuts? No! He only had about two hours to make a decision. So, determined to think of something, he put in a Johnny Cash tape, dialed it down to a lower volume, and set out for the final two-hour leg of his journey. He wondered why he hadn’t consulted anyone about the matter, say, Tricia. Then, he remembered that he had … but that he’d still let it all slip.

‘So, what’s the plan?’ she’d asked him late one afternoon over coffee somewhere midway between Cambridge and Chestnut Hill.

‘I’ll just read it, again, read my notes, again, and then take the test. Nothing to it,’ he said somewhat stupidly.

‘No, Rebel! The plan for driving home? Sounds hectic.’

‘Oh, that. Well, I suppose I’ll leave here the morning after our party. Not sure if I can make it all the way in one shot, but in no less than two drives, I’ll be in Blairsville.’

‘The cabin sounds lovely.’

‘It really is. They’ve had it for about seven years now, since Pa retired. I’ll spend the night with them, and then, the next morning, we’re going to caravan or convoy to Starkville. Then after New Year’s, I’ll do it again in reverse order.’

‘Sounds like a lot of driving.’

‘It is, but it’s not too bad. My first trip up was about fifteen hundred miles in total. I’ll be tired when I get all the way down there, but I’ll be happy to see everyone.’

‘So, what are you giving your grandparents? Mom’s parents, right?’ she asked. (She HAD asked, and still…) 

‘Right, Mom’s. Granny and Pa, as we all call them. And I’m not sure. Maybe a— No, really not sure. It’s always hard with them—the people who have everything they want. I got them each a Harvard shirt, a long-sleeve for her, and a polo for him. Everyone gets some kind of Harvard-wear. Many thanks for the bookstore sale I stumbled into. But I want to, need to get them something else. And I can’t think of what it should be. No idea, really. You?’

‘They probably just want to see you,’ she said sweetly. ‘You, yourself. You’re a gift enough for anyone!’

‘True! And thanks. But I’d still like to get them a little something.’

‘You’ll figure it out, Pax. And don’t forget—and I know you won’t—but Christmas is about Christ, first and foremost. We, all of us, got the Greatest Gift. Anything we give each other, all of it trivial in comparison, is just a reminder of our shared debt, faith, and, of course, our love and friendship.’

‘You’re the most beautiful and learned Christian philosopher I know.’

‘Right, Pax, right. Just something Father O’Mally said at a recent Mass. But you, heart in the right place, will figure this out!’

She’d been so kindly confident in him. And still, even as he remembered her words, he was ambling towards the Georgia line without even the littlest something. He had the two shirts, but … what else? He turned off Cash, took a sip of Coke, and racked his brain. Not quite two hours later, he was still searching vainly for an idea when he saw the gas station off of U.S. 76 at the edge of town. ‘Might as well top off,’ he said aloud as he pulled in. Just before he got out, he said a prayer about the matter, something he’d done a time or two over the past week or so. He knew God had a plan; he just wanted to make sure he did his part in fulfilling it. And immediately thereafter, while he was pumping unleaded, his nose caught a delicious, telltale, mountain aroma. At the edge of the parking lot, towards the back, someone was boiling peanuts over an open fire, a rather common but still delightful sight and smell.

‘I’ll take a big bag, sir,’ he said to the man. 

While the good gentleman was scooping in fresh, steaming nuts, a woman, his wife, no less, approached Paxton and said, ‘Youngster, we also gots some mighty fine pecans here! Already cracked. You want a big bag of them too?!’

‘Why, yes, ma’am!’ he said rather happily.

‘Comin’ right up. And I’ll make it extra big as you seem so nice and it’s Christmas time.’

‘Thank you, both, and a very merry Christmas!’ he called over his shoulder as he walked back to his truck carrying the bags. Once seated inside, he sampled a little from each. And for whatever reason, his quandary of the day left his mind, and he drove on towards the cabin without delay. 

Granny and Pa lived in the first cabin in a little row of three off a very quiet gravel road on the side of a smaller mountain just south of town. As he made the turn and then rounded the farm down in a little valley, years of memories started to trickle back. When he crossed over the little creek, now up a little higher, the trickle became a flood. The clean, clear water flowed beside the road, and it ran behind the three cabins. Pa had built a retaining dam, and, thus, a small fishing pond, about one hundred feet east of their cabin; the couple in the third, far cabin had done something similar. And all of a sudden, there was Pa’s pond. And then, his little woodworking shed. And, at last, their quaint little rustic cabin, a convenient abode that might as well have been a thousand miles from anywhere and any troubles. It was their house, but he’d always felt right at home there. This visit was no exception.

He had just parked under the pine trees and was rummaging through his bags in the oversized toolbox when Pa came walking up. From the shed, he’d seen Paxton and made right for him. ‘Took your sweet time, Buckshot,’ Pa said as they hugged.

‘Yessir, someone recommended that,’ Paxton said. 

Just then, Pa looked inside the open cab door, saw something, sniffed, and asked, ‘Muriels? For me?!’

‘Yes!’ Paxton said. ‘An early Christmas gift. I forgot to wrap them. And there might be a few missing. Four maybe.’

‘I can smell it. You smoking cigars now?’

‘Yessir. A few, at times. Like on the road.’

‘Good! Let’s have a couple out back tonight with a little whiskey. After the Old Bat goes to sleep or settles in with the phone and TV.’

‘Deal! Now, speaking of, where’s Granny?!’ With that, they took the Muriels, the nuts, and one of Paxton’s bags and made for the front porch. Inside, back in the kitchen, they found Granny placing pots and various ingredients into a large paper grocery sack. 

‘Look who I found,’ Pa said as they entered. ‘And guess who brought me a mostly full box of cigars?!’

‘Hey, baby!’ Granny said as she rounded the island to hug Paxton. ‘Been waiting. And did you grow an inch on us? Gimme some sugar!’

After getting kissed and thoroughly fussed over by his grandmother, Paxton looked at her grocery sack and asked, ‘So, Granny, whatcha got here? Confections on the road?’

‘You know me, baby. Your mama can cook, but my sweets are my sweets. Never heard any complaints about them, and I have to make ‘em. Date balls, fudge, and my special nutty treats. Of course, only now did I realize I’m out of nuts. Not the first pecan. I suppose we’ll have to stop at the store when we’re out for dinner. That or round them up over in your neck of the woods.’

‘Wait! Pecans?’ Paxton said. ‘I happen to have a big, heapin’ bag of them right here.’ He opened the bag and showed her. ‘I thought they’d be nice and appropriate. Now I know they’ll go to really good use.’

‘Do I smell boiled peanuts?’ Pa asked.

‘You sure do. I got a big, fresh bag of them just a few minutes before I drove up. Nice couple at the gas station out on the highway.’

‘That’d be Frank and Carla,’ Granny said, more to Pa.

‘So why’re you being so stingy with your peanuts, Mister Paxton?’ Pa asked in his hurt Pa tone. ‘All real Southerners and most elephants love peanuts. Spare any for the common folks?’

‘Of course. But Granny first,’ Paxton said slyly. They promptly sat down with the nuts and some coffee in the comfy chairs by the sliding doors leading to the back deck. After chewing the fat—and some still-warm mountain goobers, he thought to ask, ‘Did you mention going out for supper? No roast or chicken, or— I was looking forward to special home cooking.’

‘Well, look forward to some special pizza,’ Pa said officiously.

‘We happen to have the best new pizza joint here in town,’ Granny said. ‘It impressed us, and we’re not even pizza people.’

‘But we’re knee with the younger generations,’ Pa said.

‘Hip,’ Granny corrected.

‘Well, both hurt,’ Pa explained.

Later, after that special pizza, which was something to write home about, they took a little Christmas light-seeing tour around town. They continued their discussion about various subjects, though most of them centered around college, exams, the Dean’s List, that scholarship, and general pride in a grandson. For a little change of pace, Pa was saying something about his favorite fishing lure and tackle store when Paxton noticed something different. ‘Is this a new van? Feels new. Smells it.’

‘Just got it, baby,’ Granny said. ‘New Plymouth Grand Voyager to replace the tired, old eighty-six Caravan.’

‘The Plymouth is a super Dodge,’ Pa said. ‘More expensive too. Might as well flash the cash to impress the minivan appreciation set.’

‘Not too shabby,’ Paxton said. ‘Probably great for a road trip too.’

‘We’re about to find out tomorrow,’ Pa said.

‘Why don’t you ride with us and leave your truck here?’ Granny asked.

Pa answered for him: ‘Cause a man has to have his truck, woman. He’ll probably need it to load up with cheerleaders and other broads when he’s home. What I’d do. And he might bypass us on the way back to Lincoln’s land and the eggheads.’

They discussed the convoy options and benefits for a few minutes, all eventually yielding to Pa’s wisdom. And then, Paxton remembered something. ‘Broads! That reminds me that I need to make a quick phone call when we get back. Long distance, but in a hurry.’

‘You can take your time, kind of, when calling a lady. What’s her name?’

‘Is it Miss Tricia?’ Granny asked. ‘The one you mentioned—once(!), and that your parents have tried to fill me in about?’

‘Yes, ma’am,’ Paxton said sheepishly. ‘She’s my official girlfriend! Gorgeous. Older too.’ As he filled them in, he was once again reminded about his gift dilemma. As they walked back into the cabin, he tried to broach the subject to gauge what might still be done, if anything. ‘So… I have, as I said, a few little things. Maybe things y’all can wear. But is there anything else you’re just dying to have?’

‘Well, never ask old people what we’re dying to do about anything. We’re all dying to make it a few more years,’ Pa said, again with his faux humble inflection. 

‘Hush!’ Granny told him. To Paxton, she said, ‘All we wanted was to see you again.’

‘That’s it!’ Pa said, evidently recovered from his dying fit. ‘What else could we want? New van. Nice cabin. Social Security. And I happen to have a new box of cigars!’

‘And you saved the day with those pecans,’ Granny added. ‘But the main thing was just you being here! And let’s not forget, Jesus is the reason for the Season. We’re just loving accessories.’

So it was just as Tricia had predicted. Paxton told her as much an hour or so later, as he talked on the phone while leaning over the bar counter with a Coke. ‘Just like you said! And again, I’m sorry I waited until late to call. Eating out and catching up was important.’

‘Of course, it was important, Pax,’ she said on the other end. ‘And it’s not late. We’re young. But I really do miss you. Really, really miss you, if you know what I mean. It’s cold here. Hint, hint.’

‘Oh, wow, I know EXACTLY what you mean, Trishy. Is Mister Bear doing a good enough job standing in for me?’

‘Bear-ly,’ she said. They talked for a few more minutes, said a few sweet ‘I love yous,’ and hung up. Pa was waiting with a grin on his face.

‘I looove you, Paxy-Poo!’ he laughed out loud. Paxton laughed as well. Then he heard the allusive sounds of Granny in the living room, watching her “programs.” Pa tapped the Muriel box on the counter and then poured a few fingers of Southern Comfort into Paxton’s Coke. ‘Not so cold tonight,’ he said, motioning towards the deck. ‘Shall we, my good sir?’

‘Sir,’ Paxton said. ‘We shall!’

And for another hour or two, they chatted and relaxed the evening away. Pa had to pry Granny away from the “set” around midnight for a few hours of sleep. The next morning, they all meandered their way over to Starkville and another quiet, joyous family Christmas. Mom and Dad returned to their ordinary lives after the festivities ended. Granny and Pa resumed their retired life. And Paxton battled more snow and trucks as he inched his way back northward to Harvard, Tricia, and his future.

(Picture by the author with assistance of MagicStudio AI Art.)

 

Tuesday, December 23, 2025, rather late…

Nearby, a now very old, though lovingly cared for, 1979 F-100 Ranger rested beneath the pine trees. A box of finest drug store cigars sat semi-unattended on the arm of a wooden Adirondack chair. Paxton poured a few fingers of Southern Comfort into Tricia’s glass as they stood looking out over the deck railing into the quiet darkness of the night. He wrapped his arm around her and pulled her in very close. After smooching on her like he was seventeen again, he said, ‘Not so cold tonight, is it?’

’No,’ she said, snuggling into his embrace. ‘And I still, after all these years, so love you. And this place!’

‘I’m so glad I, or we, rather, kept it all these years.’

‘Granny and Pa would be proud the tradition continues,’ she said as she glanced up at the stars. ‘Just a few more years, a few more Christmases, and this might very well become our retirement cabin.’

‘But, hopefully, not so many more Christmases alone,’ he said thoughtfully. ‘I miss the kids this year. Terribly.’

‘Me too,’ she said. ‘They have those young, exciting lives now. And if we can stand the wait, then a majority of them will be here on Saturday. And! Think about it! Next Christmas, we’ll have all of them, here or wherever, with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR grandchildren! How about that?!’

‘Now, that I can look forward to,’ he said. He leaned his head against hers and asked, ‘But, really, this year, was there anything special that you wanted? Some special gift?’

‘Yes, there was,’ she said, squeezing him tightly. ‘And I got it! I got me a big old heapin’ helpin’ of you, yourself. What more could any girl ask for?!’

‘I’m just glad to be your loving accessory,’ he said as he eyed her tourmaline earring.

‘I’m satisfied to pay my debt, to receive The Gift, with your love and friendship to bolster and warm my faith,’ she said.

‘Wicked smaht,’ he slurred as he commenced a nibble attack on her ear.

 

THE END

Merry Christmas to All!

And, please, pass the Muriels*

*A few of the great (or trivial) ancillary matters attendant to this little story: Granny made the best sweets, bar none. And Pa forever loved Muriels, which, alas, are a little harder to come by these days than back in his day.

The Bodacious Interview of American Novelist Chris Orcutt

12 Friday Dec 2025

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The Bodacious Interview of American Novelist Chris Orcutt

A conversation with the “Lord of the ’80s” and author of

Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome

(Picture from the author’s website.)

Conducted in 2025 by Perrin Lovett

A full decade ago, New York novelist Chris Orcutt set out to do what some writers might have, probably would have considered impossible. In an attempt to forge a new epic genre and craft a legacy work for the ages, Orcutt laid aside ordinary life, hunkered down, and toiled until he at last printed out a book, literally twice the length of War and Peace, that may well change American literature and that will certainly alter the perception and memory of the penultimate decade of the twentieth century.

Orcutt describes his books as “meticulously crafted novels.” Having read several of them, and having taken a privileged look behind the scenes at their development, your reviewer can now say the author’s self-styled appellation is a humble understatement. And yet, even readers who have previously enjoyed titles like One Hundred Miles from Manhattan (2014) and A Real Piece of Work (of the Dakota Stevens mystery series, 2011) are in for an astounding surprise. 

Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, a novel in excess of one million words, is scheduled for release over the next two years in nine episodes. The book, an examination of the life and times of a young man named Avery “Ace” Craig, is billed as “a time machine back to the 1980s.” It is that, one-hundred percent and more. In addition to a “you’re there” experience, it is also an exceptionally deep saga in keeping with many of the great volumes of literature of the past. It was my high honor to go back in time by reading Episode One: Bad Boy in advance of publication. My review of that initial segment will follow this interview, landing sometime between now and January 2026. And now, it is my honor to present a brief interview with author Chris Orcutt.

1.

Lovett: What first prompted you to consider embarking on this grand journey?

Orcutt: I can’t point to one thought or event and say, “That was it. That was the thing that kicked off Bodaciously.” And I think that any writer who says that a novel is born from one moment is profoundly self-deceived. Those moments of sudden enlightenment are rare.

I believe most novels come out of a process that Vladimir Nabokov described in a Playboy interview in which he said, “All I know is that at a very early stage of the novel’s development I get this urge to garner bits of straw and fluff, and eat pebbles. Nobody will ever discover how clearly a bird visualizes, or if it visualizes at all, the future nest and the eggs in it.”

What I’m saying is, the book came from a lot of these twigs, straw, and fluff, and it just grew and grew. Here are a few that I remember:

    • Deciding that the world didn’t need another detective novel, and that I wanted to write something wholly my own.
    • A sense that the stories and novels I’d written up to that point had merely been training me for something much bigger and more important.
    • Rereading Homer’s The Odyssey and reading War and Peace for the first time.
    • General feelings of bittersweet nostalgia about my teen years in the 1980s: the double-edged sword of freedom that my friends and I had, the mistakes we made, the stupid (possibly life-ending) things we did but fortunately survived, the time before the internet and how great it was, the lack of parenting that I and most of my friends had, a rediscovery of all of the great music from that period.
    • A recognition that, on the whole, most of the adolescent coming of age stories that had already been written were superficial or too short to fully probe the depths of the emotional turmoil we all go through at that age.
    • A curiosity about how friends of mine back then were doing in the present.
    • A desire to understand how my childhood, especially my teen years, affected my life—for the better and the worse.

When I first started writing the novel, quite a bit of it was autobiographical, and I realize now that that was because I was trying to process my past. By the second draft, however, almost all of the autobiographical stuff got cut, and the characters became their own people. I originally thought that Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome (which was first titled When All the World was New) would be one novel of average length, but just like John Steinbeck said of East of Eden when he was writing it, the book just kept having pups. One terrific scene whelped five more—some great, some meh.

When the first draft’s word count passed that of Anna Karenina (about 350,000 words), I had a sense that I had found my vein of gold, that I might be on the way to creating something great. I started asking myself, “Why not turn this into an epic? Why not an epic-length novel about teens in the eighties? Why not an American War & Peace—a long, detailed and compelling story about a group of teens during the decade that this country was undeniably on top?” I began to see myself as an explorer, not of geographic icons like Mt. Everest or the South Pole, but of literature. I wanted to write something monumental like Tolstoy and to create something totally original: the teen epic.

You asked what first prompted me, and it wasn’t one thing; it was all of these small things that snowballed into one big thing. But here’s the deal: I allowed it to snowball. I didn’t shut it down by saying, “Chris, that’s ridiculous—you can’t write an epic-length novel about teenagers, for Pete’s sake. Nobody will want to read that crap.” Mind you, I heard those voices every day for ten years, but I worked through them. The voices would rear up every morning when I sat down to work, and I would tell them, “I don’t care. I’m writing it anyway.”

The final thing that prompted me was my age. I was 45 years old when I started this novel, and shortly before that I had read somewhere that most writers’ periods of peak productivity, when they produce their best work, was between the ages of 45 and 65. Then Carrie Fisher, an icon from my childhood, died suddenly at age 60, and I realized that 20+ more years is hardly guaranteed for anybody. I started thinking that the most time I could reasonably expect to get was an additional ten years, so I knew that I couldn’t waste any more time writing genre or formula novels. I had to use my peak productivity years to create my magnum opus. I was going for the summit of Everest, and if I got there, great; if I didn’t, at least I’d die knowing I gave it everything I have.

2.

Lovett: Many writers edit out some of the little background touches, scenes, and flourishes in their novels, even those that might otherwise add extra depth and life. How do you decide what stays and what goes?

Orcutt: The Tommy Gun sidebar in Episode 1 (or “Chicago Typewriter”; I love that moniker by the way) was pulled 100% from my own experience during my own D.C. high school class trip. It’s a vestigial moment from a very early draft of the book, and it comes off as a bit irrelevant to the main story now, but I’m one of those novelists who believes that if you’re only going to include relevancies in your writing and not allow for sidelines and anecdotes that veer from the main story, you shouldn’t be writing novels; you should be writing legal briefs.

A novel is NOT an argument, although it should have an internal logic that the writer is faithful to. Faulkner probably would have considered it a “darling” and said that I have to cut it, but screw him; if he was so set on the idea of killing your darlings, why did he have single sentences that stretched for pages? You’re telling me there weren’t a few darlings in there, Bill? Anyway, I kept it because I liked it and because I believe it’s those “irrelevancies”(which are sometimes “darlings”) that create the verisimilitude. After all, randomness is a major part of life, right?

In fact, I would go so far to say that fiction that lacks those irrelevancies, those frills and flourishes, is ultimately dead. There’s no life in it because it lacks that real-life quality of randomness. Elmore Leonard once wrote (I’m recalling this from memory, so I might be a bit off), “A story or novel isn’t everything that happens; it’s every important thing that happens.” I disagree. That thinking is fine for formulaic fiction, where the compact between the writer and reader is, “This thing is made-up and will only include things that are moving the story toward the climax, but we both know it’s make-believe, so we’re going to leave out anything that doesn’t contribute to that end”; but for fiction that is trying to give readers immersion in reality, you have to include those “irrelevancies.” Chekhov was a master of this.

I believe very strongly that it’s those random details that make a story memorable, and as I continue to polish Eps. 2-9, I find myself putting back in some of the “irrelevancies” that I cut 3-4 drafts ago.

Sorry to go on and on about this, but you touched on something that I’ve wrestled with for ten years: how many of these “darlings” do I keep, which ones do I keep, and am I being self-indulgent in keeping them? I’ll never forget that moment when that FBI agent fired that gun at the paper-man target as I and my classmates watched him through the fishbowl window. I wanted to capture that moment for all time.

3.

Lovett: The pop and rock music of the 1980s helped define the decade. I noticed you not only referenced numerous songs, but, if I’m not mistaken, you adroitly use song titles as punctuation or scene settings. Do I have that right?

Orcutt: It makes me so happy that you noticed what I was trying to do with the song titles. You said something like, “song titles as punctuation.” Dude, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING. Ever since I was a young, young writer, all of the books on fiction writing have said that you shouldn’t mention songs, TV shows, movies, etc. because you run the risk of alienating readers who don’t know or like those songs, TV shows or movies. This has been an unquestioned meme in fiction writing.

When I first started writing Bodaciously ten years ago, back when its original title was When All the World was New (borrowed from part of a sentence by Peggy Toney Horton: “Remember sixteen – when all the world was new and a lifetime stretched before you like fresh snow just waiting for your footprints?”), when I wanted to mention a song, etc. that old meme rang out in my head: “But Chris, you can’t do that! The rules say….” And that’s when I said to myself, “You know what, Chris … to hell with the rules. Those rules were created when friggin’ radio was a brand-new invention, maybe even as far back as the telegraph. This is the 21st century!” Google Glasses had recently come out and quickly disappeared, but I saw the future: reading-assistive devices that can augment a reader’s experience: look at a song title, TV show, etc. and get a window that plays the song, shows the show, displays the geographic location or obscure cultural detail.

4.

Lovett: You say, “You have to be willing to turn your back on your heroes and do things your way.” Why?

Orcutt: For me, that moment came about eight years ago, when the novel became longer than War and Peace. I have a considerable home library and was always able, when writing fiction, to pull down a novel by a “master” writer to see how s/he did something. But when I passed the 650K-word mark, I realized I had done something that Hemingway talks about in his Nobel Prize acceptance speech (this one I had to look up; bold is my emphasis):

“How simple the writing of literature would be if it were only necessary to write in another way what has been well written. It is because we have had such great writers in the past that a writer is driven far out past where he can go, out to where no one can help him.”

I had gone out beyond where any of the masters could help me. I knew I was doing something that had never been done before, so I knew that none of their or the establishment’s rules applied. Now I—not a revered hero writer and certainly not anybody in the publishing “industry”—was the authority.

As I was writing, I had to battle my internal editor who was reminding me daily of these “rules.” Eventually I had to tell that guy, “You know what, dude? You’re FIRED. You’ve never done what I’m doing, so you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Get lost, go home.””At the time, I was reading the Bible (1 Kings, if I remember correctly), and came upon the line when Adonijah has declared himself king (and David was still alive), and Solomon says, “Adonijah … go home.”(I LOVE THAT.) I like to imagine Solomon smirking at him and saying that with his voice dripping with contempt: “Adonijah … go home.” Shoo, fly, shoo. I think of that line often, and now when the internal editor or critic rears up inside me, I say under my breath, “Adonijah … go home.” 🙂

5.

Lovett: With your internal editor gone, what does your process of creative production and control look like?

Orcutt: It used to bother me that my work wasn’t published by a “major” or legacy publisher, but now I’m proud of the fact that I’ve done it all myself. With the exception of the covers (which I art-directed for my designers), I have done EVERY aspect of all of my books myself: writing, editing, layout, proofreading, etc. Now there’s a “rule” you’re not supposed to break—ever.

Back in 2012, I got a few offers from publishers for A Real Piece of Work, but the offers were paltry and gave them total control over my work. Screw them. I turned them all down. Now I realize that not only did I never need their acceptance or approval, but that I was never meant to get it. My entire life has been about being an outsider, a maverick, a guy who does things his way. Somewhere along the way, I had a moment of satori: None of the greats in any line of endeavor became great by following another great’s path; they all made their own path.

I remember inscribing a copy of A Real Piece of Work to a podcaster who wanted to write a mystery novel (and discovered years later that he had taken an idea I gave him and based his first novel on it; I didn’t mind; I’ve always said that ideas are a dime a dozen—it’s the execution, the actual creation of something from the idea, that’s hard). I wrote something like this on the flyleaf: “Write what you want to write, say what you have to say, and fuck all.”

6.

Lovett: How much of Avery Craig’s personality or experience is really an avatar for Chris Orcutt and is there an example from your life that illustrates the connection?

Orcutt: Exactly 13 percent. 🙂 No, seriously, although a few of the situations Avery finds himself in were inspired by personal experiences, those experiences were then fictionalized heavily—distilled or heightened for effect. Avery has a few of my character traits, but he also has some inspired by people I knew back then, and some that are entirely his own. But while the details changed, the core emotional reactions had to come from somewhere, and those came from what I call “memory mining.” One example of that was a very uncomfortable car ride and argument I had with my first girlfriend’s father; that scene, which appears in Episode III: Danger Zone, because of the deep memory mining I did, is basically verbatim to what really happened.

7.

Lovett: If you had to, then how did you change your thinking as an adult to convincingly write young adult characters?

Orcutt: I didn’t have to change my thinking at all; I just needed to remind myself of how it felt to be that age. I spent a lot of time reading letters from girlfriends during that period, and my journals, and I combed through yearbooks and leafed through period magazines. But the most valuable thing I did was deep memory work to recall not just the incidents from the mid-1980s, but the emotions. I call this “memory mining.” One of the things I discovered was, the key to remembering the details of incidents is to first recall the precise emotion you felt. It’s like the sounds, smells, sights and other details are all encoded in the emotion. Anyway, I started with the memory mining and wrote sketches about things that I experienced. Gradually, characters emerged from the primordial ooze that would eventually become the novel. 

8.

Lovett: In socio-sexual hierarchy terminology, Avery is identified in word-stumbling speech by a popular female character as an “alpha,” a status identity he accepts and has apparently earned. Can you briefly summarize his internal conflicts regarding his new position?

Orcutt: He’s a reluctant teenage heartthrob, and later on, a reluctant hero. He likes the attention he gets from girls, and they all thrill him in one way or another, but he doesn’t want to hurt any of them, and he also doesn’t want to be manipulative. He starts to become aware of his attractiveness to women, and so his major internal conflict is the teenage hormones driving him to copulate with all of them while his conscience is telling him that’s wrong. Remember, too, that his and Caitlyn’s idea that they’re “alphas” is based on what they understood that to mean at the time. They could just as well have said they were “leaders” or “trendsetters” or just “cool.”

9.

Lovett:  Complex, even convoluted teenage relationships are integral to the book. How did you create and manage those complexities without coming off as clinical?

Orcutt: I have no idea, but one thing I will say is that I’ve always been a keen observer of people—going all the way back to my first memories as a child. In high school, I often purposely put myself in the position of outsider or observer, and I paid attention to things like how girls talked to (and about) each other, the scheming that some of them engaged in, their plights with dumb guys, etc. Hopefully, some of all of that observation made its way into Bodaciously.

10.

Lovett: You’ve previously described—accurately, in my estimation—the 1980s as the last great American decade. Bodaciously exhibits, here and there, a certain level of period-appropriate American jingoism. In your opinion, was any of that spirit illusory?

Orcutt: I think it was a reaction to the meek, sweater-wearing, keep-the-heat-down-in-the-White-House President Carter years of the late 1970s. When Reagan was put in office in 1981, the mood of the whole country changed, and by 1984 or so, the United States had its swagger back. I tried to show some of this swagger through the teenagers like Avery, and one of the ways young people manifest that swagger is through jingoistic comments. For example, Avery has an ongoing feud with a West German exchange student, going so far as to insult her publicly in German.

11.

Lovett: What did you give up in order to concentrate on researching and writing Bodaciously?

Orcutt: I used to think that I gave up or sacrificed a lot to write this book, but now I realize that I didn’t give up anything—it’s not as though I had a choice; I was driven to write this thing. I suppose I could say that I “gave up” or sacrificed consistent income, consistent (and ample) sleep, vacations, cross-country ski trips, etc., but all of those things are a question of priorities. My number one priority was, and has always been, my writing—something that I love to do—and everything else has been second. Sure, I wish I could have taken a vacation every year (or even every other year) over the last decade, and I wish I had the time to ski for hours every day in the winter, but if you want to get the words written, you have to make the time. You have to make writing your top priority.

12.

Lovett: What do you think Generation X most missed or lacked during the 1980s?

Orcutt: Parenting and guidance. Overall, we were scandalously under-parented or outright unparented. Our parents’ generation (which was known back then as the ME generation) was so wrapped up in themselves that they gave us very little attention. A common phrase by our parents was, “Go play in traffic.” Another one was, “Look it up.” So, we lacked parenting, but I think that made our generation more self-reliant. We basically parented each other, made mistakes and learned from them, and helped each other out.

13.

Lovett: After they read the book, what will younger generations of Americans appreciate about teenage life in the ’80s? What will they make of all the (very clever!) footnotes?

Orcutt: Younger readers who have read advance copies remarked about how much they appreciated the footnotes and the music references, because having these things explained made the story richer. Most of them said they didn’t realize how much great music came out of the period. A couple readers have been put off by the footnotes, saying that they felt intrusive. But I didn’t put them in there for readers of my generation or the younger generations; I put them in there to give readers of the future, like in 2086 and 2186 (if we’re not extinct), a sense of the 1980s zeitgeist.

14.

Lovett: A few people have already read the book in advance. Have you been surprised by any of their reactions?

Orcutt: I’ve been really surprised by the reaction of older readers to the book. My parents read it, for example, and they commented that even though the story takes place in 1980s American suburbia, they both were taken back to their own high school days: my mother as a dancer at the High School of Performing Arts in Manhattan, and my father as a kid on an island off the coast of Maine. I guess what’s surprised me is this: I wrote Bodaciously to be a time machine back to the 1980s, but it turns out that what I’ve created is a time machine back to when anyone, whatever age, was a teen in high school.

15.

Lovett: You weaved period references into various scenes, both as descriptors and as effortless background—like in the description of Dina Tempestilli and the reference to Princess Leia’s “snow outfit” in The Empire Strikes Back. How did you balance that process?

Orcutt: You’re referring to moments in the novel in which I weave together a character description and a period reference. I don’t know how I do this. The fact is, I don’t do it; the Muse does. Besides, I try not to analyze things like this because it’s like Hemingway said of Fitzgerald—that he started to analyze the dust on his butterfly’s wings, the dust that had enabled him to fly effortlessly—and that once he started to analyze those magical moments in his writing and became conscious of them, he then tried to reproduce them elsewhere. I honestly don’t know. All I try to do is present the story honestly and clearly from the character’s POV, and in this case, it made sense that Avery would visualize his fantasy girl, Dina, in the outfit of another fantasy girl, Princess Leia.

16.

Lovett: What’s something you completely forgot about the ’80s that you rediscovered while writing the book?

Orcutt: One item I was reminded about while researching the ’80s for the novel was the story of the MOBRO 4000, a garbage barge from New York City. For nearly all of 1987, the barge traveled down the US Atlantic Coast, the Caribbean, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Coast of Central America (all the way to Belize) trying to get rid of its garbage. Eventually, the barge had to return to New York to be incinerated on Long Island.

Another interesting item was discovering that the USSR had checkpoint zones with varying levels of security measures to prevent its citizens from escaping. Any citizen who was 15–30 km from the USSR border would be subjected to KGB surveillance and document checks; and the closer you got to the border, the more elaborate and deadly the security measures became. I’m talking about sand traps, sound and vibration sensors, cameras, lookout posts, minefields, underground bunkers, machine gun pillboxes, guard dogs (constantly on patrol), and fences curved inwards—to prevent citizens from escaping, not to prevent foreigners from sneaking into the USSR.

A final bit of trivia I learned about the period while writing Bodaciously was this: in a March 1986 New York Times article, fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger made a now-famous declaration about himself:  “I think I am the next great American designer. The next Ralph Lauren or Calvin Klein.” Saying that took serious cojones. The guy didn’t wait around for someone to crown him or pass him the torch; he knew he was good and that the rest of the world just needed to catch up.

17.

Lovett: Without giving away too much, what’s your favorite part of Episode One: Bad Boy?

Orcutt: That’s a tough one. It’s like asking me what my favorite quality is of my child. I guess it’s two scenes: the pool fight during the D.C. trip and Caitlyn Cray’s entrance at the end to Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock and Roll.” Those two scenes have the perfect balance of action, description, emotion, and good writing that I strive for in everything I write. But my favorite line of dialogue is something Avery says. I won’t give you or other readers context because I want everyone to be surprised and laugh when they read it. Avery says, “Stringbean here never brushes his teeth, sir!”

18.

Lovett: Avery is presented very well as a young man all at once sure of himself, plagued by doubts, and with little recourse but to his own solutions. Yet, at the very end of the “parapet” scene, he silently performs a small act that I found exceedingly refreshing. Is there a spiritual temperament or moral philosophy at work in the saga? 

Orcutt: I suppose there is, but I didn’t deliberately put it in. Avery, like a lot of teens that age, is groping for meaning spiritually, kind of trying on different spiritual or philosophical hats. He prays from time to time, but readers will notice that they’re basically “foxhole prayers”—him turning to God or his Higher Power when he’s in trouble or needs an answer. Again, remember: teens of my generation were largely unparented, so some of us turned to a Higher Power from time to time for guidance.

19.

Lovett: What’s the most important thing you learned from writing Bodaciously?

Orcutt: Well, one realization involves a line of narration from a documentary, Beyond the Edge, when Sir Edmund Hillary and Tensing Norgay summited Mount Everest for the first time: “There are just certain human beings able to put one foot in front of the other—relentlessly, psychologically able to do it—whereas other people would fail.” Over the past decade, I’ve learned first and foremost that I am one of those “certain human beings”—a realization that fills me with pride.

The second one came when I lined up all of Bodaciously’s book covers on my library bookshelves, and I realized that I had done something that none of my idols had. Although I might never write a perfect 47-thousand-word diamond like The Great Gatsby, or a novel with a genius sentence on every page like Lolita, or an oeuvre that completely redefines the style of American literature like Hemingway’s, or the two greatest novels in the history of all literature (Anna Karenina and War and Peace) like Count Tolstoy, I did produce, single-handedly, an ennead (9) of novels in a decade—something none of them did.

And the last and possibly most important thing I’ve learned about myself is that I’m now an authority. (Note that I said “authority” and not “master”; I agree with Hemingway, who said of writers and writing, “We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.”) When I was a young writer, I hadn’t produced enough work yet or produced anything great to give myself that bedrock of self-confidence. However, writing and publishing the 1.25 million words and nine books of Bodaciously—creating a new genre—has given me the confidence to say something as bold as Tommy Hilfiger’s 1986 declaration, and here it is: I believe that I am the next great self-taught American novelist in the tradition of Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway.

There are sure to be a lot of writers, editors, publishers, critics, literary agents and others from the traditional publishing establishment that disagree with this statement because they erroneously believe that only they possess the legitimacy to confer honorifics on writers, but I don’t accept that. I’ve read widely since I was three years old, I know what’s good and what isn’t, and I have enough of a grasp of the history of American literature to know that I’ve done something monumental and original.

Now, like Mr. Hilfiger, I just have to wait for the naysayers to catch up.

20.

Lovett: What’s next, Chris?

Orcutt: More of the same. Polish the next episode of Bodaciously, typeset it, proof it, publish it, promote it, and repeat until January of 2028—when I plan on taking a three-month vacation in the Caribbean. Pray for me.

 

Your interviewer gives great thanks to and for the author. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode One: Bad Boy debuts in January 2026. 

(Episode One: Bad Boy. Pre-order NOW.)

 

ROCOR Encore

30 Sunday Nov 2025

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My views on the continuing dystopia got the treatment at Reckonin‘.

And at Geopolitika, where I’m told a Russian translation is brewing (maybe a few others too).

Deo vindice.

COLUMN: The ROCOR Hobgoblin: ‘State Exploitation of Religious Institutions’

28 Friday Nov 2025

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The ROCOR Hobgoblin: ‘State Exploitation of Religious Institutions’

 

H.L. Mencken once noted: “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” Americans don’t read Mencken anymore. Or much else. But the imaginary hobgoblins keep coming.

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution, lazily tacked on as an afterthought two years after the Constitution became effective, begins: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…” Like the rest of the Old Parchment, that particular clause is D-E-A-D. To wit: On November 20, 2025, South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson and two of his Republican colleagues, Don Bacon and Austin Scott, sent a letter to putative U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi. In their joint missive, these paragons of democratic virtue requested the federal government investigate Orthodox Christianity in America, specifically, for now, Russian Orthodoxy. One assumes the OCA, the Greeks, Armenians, et al, are next. 

No, I don’t think this is the beginning stage of bringing Georgia Briggs’s novel, Icon, to life. At least, I hope it isn’t. Regardless, our esteemed public servants allege: “Credible evidence indicates that the Russian Orthodox Church Outside of Russia (ROCOR) continues to serve as an instrument of the Kremlin and its security services.” It could be, as someone once said, “You lie!” Read the whole letter, as found HERE, and decide for yourself.

If the concern were about AIPAC, the ADL, and “Israel” and its security services, then it would be most warranted. Of course, Wilson is a hardcore anti-Russian activist, ever seeking to help “free and democratic” Ukraine fight NATO’s war against Moscow, thereby potentially allowing Western financial looters unfettered access to the world’s largest repository of valuable resources and a vector for containing all those pesky Orthodox Russians. As the war in Europe is all but lost for NATO, its pet Nazis, and gentlemen like Wilson, perhaps turning the imperial guns on Russianesque Christians in the American homeland is the best consolation the hobgoblin wranglers can muster.

None of this is new, by the way, being but the latest facade on the same old anti-Christian American storefront. Washington, D.C., is, as I have written and mapped out before, a gigantic freemasonic-satanic temple. Such a hideous design is fitting, as what passes for a government in America is now completely controlled by satanists. The American experiment was kicked off on April 10, 1606, in London, when a band of wealthy masons and their sodomite King chartered what was essentially a hedge fund. The colonies, first corporate, then Royal, were populated largely by Protestants—Anglicans in the South, Puritans in the North (roughly speaking). Orthodoxy, for the longest time, was unheard of in America. Roman Catholicism was limited, mostly, to Maryland. 

It was 1962 before the Protestant base nation saw fit to elect their first Catholic president, John F. Kennedy. While he was popular with the people, he was, as is well known, most unpopular with the ruling elite. Hence, they got rid of him. Orthodoxy came to America in small, quiet pieces. A large and organized concentration of “Eastern” Christians came, thanks to Russia, to Alaska and what became the Northwestern states, maybe as far south as California. Now, with the Latin Church caught in a Sedevacantist spiral, and American Protestantism weakening and fracturing exponentially, Orthodoxy enjoys healthy and deserved growth nationwide. The alternative, which is, sadly, also growing by leaps and bounds, is found in paganism, new ageism, witchcraft, and satanism. These latter “religions” serve the luciferian globalist agenda in America; Orthodoxy does not.

America is the only country in history to drop an atomic bomb on a church, Nagasaki’s Immaculate Conception Cathedral in 1945 (500 meters is close enough to count with horseshoes, hand grenades, and, especially, A-bombs). America just helped “Israel” bomb Christians and their churches in Gaza. America assists the Kievan Nazis in their looting and murder of Christianity in the former Ukraine. And America has run sophisticated psychological operations pitting various religious groups against each other, from Japan to Syria. The oppression has been martial, but also legalistic. In its early days, Wilson’s South Carolina made Catholicism illegal. Again, Orthodoxy was virtually unknown at the time. Interestingly enough, back then, Judaism was permitted. 

Wilson is, for the record, a Presbyterian. Presbyterianism is a Scottish-English dissent denomination that broke from the Church of England in the mid-1600s. The Church of England broke from Rome a century earlier. Rome broke with the other Patriarchies in 1054. One supposes God is perturbed, if unsurprised, by our long-running follies. 

I consider that most, but perhaps not all, individual members of all three super denominations are, in fact, Christians. Pride, heresy, and misunderstandings abound, but I personally believe that the ultimate Trinitarian beliefs of all of these kinds of Christians are a testament to the Power of Christ, Who has little trouble reaching through our manufactured discontents. His Truth, to the majority of the faithful, cannot be dimmed. 

However, some of the heresies and a large dose of a certain American faux Christianity lend themselves well to ecclesiastical or theological fantasy. And that fantasy goes hand-in-hand with America’s peculiar political jingoism, “us” against “them,” we’re better, they’re wrong, “freedom fries,” etc. Come to think of it, dysgenically low IQs and reading levels don’t help either.

Back to Wilson’s letter, one of the few things it almost got right is the connection between the Moscow Patriarchy and the Russian government. The current arrangement is a continuation of a standoff agreement that allowed an “official” Church to retain some of its cultural heritage and influence in the face of early atheistic Communism in the U.S.S.R. That link, along with a healthy contingent of Orthodox Russians who fled underground or abroad, preserved Christianity for the duration, until the dissolution of the U.S.S.R. Resilience has lately turned into resurgence, praise be to God. The Bride of Christ is triumphing over worldly domination in Russia.

Perhaps, if any Yankee investigation is honest, it will conclude that something similar might be able to preserve a remnant of Christian civilization in whatever becomes of America. After all, the Lord works in mysterious ways. And He sometimes uses, in His works, strange fellows, letters, and investigations.

DEO VINDICE!

COLUMN: Cometh the Great Fifty-Year Perfumed Prince Pedo File Mortgage (And Other Pre-Thanksgiving Notions)

14 Friday Nov 2025

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Cometh the Great Fifty-Year Perfumed Prince Pedo File Mortgage (And Other Pre-Thanksgiving Notions)

 

Howdy, comrades! I’m running this one well in advance of Big Bird Parade Day, as I might be otherwise unavailable later this month. (Elon has appointed me Special Ambassador to Mars!) No, seriously, I’m up to my eyeballs in literary matters.

Instead of pardoning a turkey this year, fake president Trumpstein chose to forgive a velociraptor, Supreme Leader Satanyahoo.

Fretting about Zohran Mamdani? Don’t. I imagine by this time next year, even the most liberal of Noo Yawkers will regret “voting” for him about as much as some of you regret “voting” for Trumpstein. 

The rumored $2,000 “Tariff Dividends” can only mean one thing. Yes, the banks need another small, multi-trillion-dollar bailout. If so, then it’s already a done deal.

The sweetest-smelling terrorist! Syrian al-CIA-da henchman and self-appointed president, Muhammad Al-Jawlani, went from a $10 million wanted poster to being sprayed with perfume in the Oval Office. Kids, if you work hard enough, anything is possible.

Speaking of kids, it seems the Trumpstein may not have been entirely honest about those Epstein files. Well, such happens when your country is operated by and for satanic pedos. You’ll have to vote much, much harder next time.

With Russia building Star Trek weapons, China being too big and rich, and Iran cranking out missiles like there’s no tomorrow, tomorrow’s splendid little war may have to be contained to Venezuela. But who knows? Maybe the Ford is just staggering and tripping around the Caribbean in search of more fishing boats to bomb.

Think mass financialization can’t get any worse? Think again. Our beloved Trumpstein has proposed the new FIFTY-YEAR MORTGAGE! It turns out that MAGA just means eternal peonage. If this happens, then the price of the average new house will probably soar to around $2 million. Those who still have jobs will likely find their housing-indexed purchasing power down by 2,500% since 1950. Here’s a simple graph that shows what the existing super usury has done to home ownership rates among the young and married since 1950.

(Vox Popoli.)

Oddly, or not, that seventy-five-year range coincides with America’s era of blessing “Israel.” Amazing how God has blessed Americans in return, eh? The graph for Posterity Americans as a percentage of the whole U.S. population would look about the same. As would a graph of children per family. As would a graph of the value of the Dollar. As would a graph of average IQs. As would … get it?

And what a blasphemous number! Those who’ve ever read the Bible know that debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years. And, following the seventh cycle of seven years, during the fiftieth year, the entire socio-economic order must be reset. Given the ways of Clown World, maybe now adjustable interest rates will jump every seven years and, during the fiftieth, the entire thing will burn to the ground. 

The other night, evidently, the sky turned red over a vast area. Perhaps it was, as billed, a simple, if extreme, solar phenomenon. Or it could be that Someone was sending us a little sign of His displeasure. If so, that means He still cares, which is something to be thankful for.

Deo vindice. 

BOOK REVIEW: THE WATER DANCER by Ta-Nehisi Coates

01 Saturday Nov 2025

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THE WATER DANCER by Ta-Nehisi Coates

Review by Perrin Lovett

Back in March, Professor Hamid Dabashi wrote an article for Middle East Eye wherein he recommended four books related to Gaza and the plight of the Palestinian people. Of the two I read, The Message (2024) by Ta-Nehisi Coates spoke to me the most. While reading it—and I recommend others read it as well—I was struck by Coates’s writing talent and storytelling ability. Naturally, I wondered if he had ever written a novel. Yes, he did! It is now my pleasure to give you, gentle reader, a very brief glimpse of that novel, The Water Dancer.

(Cover design by Greg Mollica.)

*Coates, Ta-Nehisi, The Water Dance: A Novel, New York: One World (Random House), 2019.

Ta-Nehisi Coates is an extraordinary writer with a grand imagination. A graduate of Howard University, one who considers his alma mater his “Mecca,” he currently serves as Sterling Brown Chair at the school’s Department of Writing and Literature and as Writer-in-Residence. A contributing editor at Vanity Fair, his work has been distributed in a wide array of publications. He is the author of six books. The Water Dancer is available in multiple formats at Amazon. 

Early in my reading, I privately remarked to someone that The Water Dancer was kind of like Alex Haley’s Roots mixed with some spirit of C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia. It is like that, kind of, but with many other good and endearing qualities. The book is Southern historical fiction with a unique dose of fantasy. 

Coates’s story is told through the eyes of Hiram “Hi” Walker, a slave on an antebellum Virginia plantation. An excellent—sometimes cursory, sometimes in great depth—look at the various lives of that mid-nineteenth-century society is provided from a vantage point many readers might not expect or be familiar with. Hi repeatedly makes decent and even poetic observations about the races, ranks, and classes of that society, both in and of themselves and as they relate to each other. And because of his rather unusual parentage, Hi’s outlook and interrelations are exceptional to say the least.

His mother, a Black African-American slave, leaves him a mystery and a powerful gift. His White father, the master of the plantation, does something similar, giving Hi a classical education while also tasking him with the burden of playing manager and batman to his White half-brother. A tragedy opens the process of revealing Hi’s hidden ability, the art of “Conduction,” a starkly fantastic power that requires water and memories. 

The book is blessed with repeated human touches and reflections. There is a universality about it, something that reaches beyond the very interesting and compelling story and even past notions of freedom, honor, trepidation, and responsibility. Part of the rare appeal—amid drama, history, adventure, and fantasy—concerns Hi’s romantic prospects. Coates works a deep, meaningful romance into the narrative, one that, like so many in real life, bends with the ups and downs of living. In the end, there is a scene and a sense not unlike Odysseus’s homecoming to Penelope (minus, of course, the competitive Greek violence).

I drifted into the novel as described above. And I found Coates’s debut fiction refreshingly, even alarmingly good. Accordingly, I highly recommend The Water Dancer. 

Drugstore Cigars [Column Excuse…]

17 Friday Oct 2025

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Drugstore Cigars

 

Before mass financialization killed American prosperity, say back in 1969, the federal minimum wage was $1.30 per hour. Today it’s $7.25 per hour. As I have calculated before, it would be around $45.00 had wages kept pace with housing costs. It would be $37.75 if adjusted to match the (2750%) increase in drugstore cigar prices since 1969. 

Look at this picture:

(Picture from Click Americana, 2021.)

A Gray Drug facade in some American mall in 1969. The look from the days of Peak America: clean, modern, and without so much gaudy flash as developed near the end of the century. In the center of the photo, one can plainly see the large “Tobacco—Cigars” awning hanging over an aisle shelf and display case. A closer inspection reveals that the cigars, cigarettes, pipes, and accessories are open and available on the shelf. One could just walk right up, select some cigars—El Producto, Dutch Masters, Garcia y Vega, King Edward, Muriels—and buy them like any other product. One could smoke in the mall, there were no idiotic identification checks, and prices were affordable (10 to 25 cents in most cases). This was, kids, before Americans gave away their freedoms. 

Pa, my maternal grandfather, loved Muriel Magnums. He could have probably purchased a box of them in that picture for five dollars or less. If he were still around, I think he’d agree that I should declare victory, hang up all this socio-political-economic bullshit, and just concentrate on writing fiction. He and I would then smoke some Muriels. Well, okay, Muriels are a little hard to come by these sad days; I suppose we’d have to make do with Cubans Rounds or something. Come to think of it, I’m going to go make do right now! (If one just has to have another thousand words, then go back to the Gray photo.)

Fumi vindice

*PL dot com: this is the first cigar post in a while!

COLUMN: Fall is in the Air

03 Friday Oct 2025

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Fall is in the Air

 

Fall, my favorite season, has arrived in the Northern Hemisphere. Hurray! The weather is pleasant, there are football games, the cigars taste better, and my brain reactivates after the usual summer slumber. In the wider world, the new polycentric order moves forward. China actively formulates the 15th Five-Year Plan. Vladimir Putin just held his annual upbeat discussion with the Valdai Club. Yet Russia, China, Iran, and the rest must still pay close attention to that odd nation-shaped kind of place between Mexico and Canada. Amerika continues to be as strange and threatening as ever. 

The U.S. Department of Defense (aka, the Department of War) (aka, the Department of Incompetence) appears to have largely abandoned plans for a splendid new war with China—for now. One defeat at a time, right? As for NATO’s war against Russia, who really knows at this point? Perhaps the U.S. will leave the assorted chihuahuas of Europe to their demise. Or, maybe some combination of Tomahawks won’t do the trick. Nothing will work, and even the dunderheads in D.C. seem to accept the truth begrudgingly. Still, something tells me they’ll hang around and do as much damage as possible before taking an eventual exit ramp.

Meanwhile, Iran, Venezuela, and maybe even Afghanistan should look forward to a little more old-fashioned Yankee gunpoint meddling. The way the Department of Incompetence is positioning hardware and personnel, it very much looks like destabilization strikes are imminent against Caracas and Tehran. The U.S. national interests in both countries are clear: oil and energy with the former, and whatever “Israel” wants with the latter. Amerikans, this is what you get when you surrender your country to usurious con artists and Zionist lunatics. Something tells me that the adventurism won’t work out in D.C.’s favor, but still, friends in Iran and Venezuela, please stay vigilant and defiant. 

There’s also the endless Yankee support for the Zionists’ genocide of the Palestinians and the pursuit of “Greater Israel.” Sixty-six thousand Palestinians, most of them women and children, are already officially dead. It’s seventy-five thousand if the “missing” are included. And that’s probably a terrible undercount; the current estimates now include an upper bound of 680,000 dead. This will go down in history as one of the most horrible slaughters ever. 

History will not look kindly on the satanic perpetrators and enablers of the Gazacaust. Future chronicles will favorably remember the Resistance, both in West Asia and in the larger multipolar order. The Palestinians will be remembered kindly, lionized even. God forbid, if they are literally exterminated, then they will become eternal legends to overshadow the Spartans at Thermopylae, the holdouts at Masada, and the doomed denizens of Melos. 

Future annals will also likely carve out a special study of those most gullible and insouciant of all peoples, the Amerikans. Few will understand how such seemingly intelligent, well-armed, and allegedly Christian folks just sat idly, stupidly by and did nothing. And that leads me to a quick take on the nearly incomprehensible happenings on the Amerikan homefront.

For the life of me, I still haven’t figured out exactly what rules over Amerika. I know it’s a “what” and not a “who.” Whatever it is, and it’s probably demonic, has no use for free and happy Amerikans. They will be its final victims once all of the overseas madness fails. Donald Trump is no more in charge than his brainless predecessor, Sleepy Jo—

Wait a second! I just remembered that I have been reliably and repeatedly informed that “things have changed” in Amerika following the alleged assassination of a secular saint, diversionary gatekeeper, and hardcore Judeo-satanic apologist known as the “Man of Steel.” I think it was his Freemasonic circus ceremony, er, excuse me, his “funeral” that did it. Good thing too as it saves me from discussing the fate of the Amerikan people. I had suspected that they were being set up for permanent slavery or worse, but there’s no point in rehashing any of that. Few Amerikans care much about their future, and even fewer care abroad. 

Lastly, and ending on a high note, there’s the usual fall literature. For those who caught it, I hope you enjoyed my review of The Thorn and the Carnation by Martyr Yahya Sinwar. I’m in the middle of The Water Dancer, an unusually good novel by Ta-Nehisi Coates. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome, Episode I: Bad Boy by the base master of English novelization, Chris Orcutt, is coming early next year. I’ve already written my review of Bad Boy, so stay tuned. I’ll have a new novel out before too long, so there’s that. All of these books, by the way, carry important messages and lessons about life, death, hope, and endurance. When all else fails, there are always books. 

Deo vindice.

BOOK REVIEW: THE THORN AND THE CARNATION by Martyr Yahya Al-Sinwar

13 Saturday Sep 2025

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THE THORN AND THE CARNATION

by Martyr Yahya Al-Sinwar

Review by Perrin Lovett

 

This review concerns a novel that I became aware of during the Palestinian Genocide (2023—). It took a while before I found a seemingly trustworthy English translation. As with all Palestine-related books I have read over the past few years, this one commands respect. It dramatically narrates a horrible episode of shameful history and it does so through an incredible and gripping story. 

(2024 English translation covers.)

*Sinwar, Yahya, The Thorn and the Carnation, Algiers: TASQ, 2004 (English translation, 2024).

Yahya Sinwar was the fourth leader of the Hamas political party in Palestine and Hamas’s resistance leader in Gaza. During the Palestinian Genocide, he was murdered by “Israeli” Occupation forces on October 16, 2024. Perhaps already mortally wounded, he rested quietly in a chair in a bombed-out apartment. When approached by an Occupation drone, he greeted it with a cold look and a thrown stick. So was born “Sinwar’s Stick,” a neological proverb for sumud defiance against all odds, without surrender even at the end. Sinwar lived the spirit of his posthumous eponymous maxim his entire adult life. He wrote The Thorn and the Carnation while in a Zionist prison. 

The book has been called autobiographical or semi-autobiographical. It has also been described as a collection of thematic stories. I call it reality-informed historical fiction—drama tinged with action, romance, and suspense. Reading it, one may have difficulty separating the author from his characters. In this case, such conflation adds rather than detracts or distracts. Your reviewer also kept comparing the flowing story in the book to the ongoing saga in Palestine. I had a similar experience while reading and reviewing Yarwa Hawari’s The Stone House, another excellent dramatization. These stories are, of course, part of the moving history of West Asia; as even the publisher notes in a Goodreads summary: 

The Thorn and the Carnation serves as a clarion call to comprehend the Palestinian reality—a narrative penned by those who refuse to be silenced, speaking directly to the heart of the global community. It is a narrative of resistance, of profound cultural identity, and an unyielding quest for freedom and justice, echoed in the authentic voices of its characters.

The entire tale is extraordinarily well-written, a feature that shines through translation. And it is compelling both of its own accord and because it was written by an author who provided the authenticity of an expert, a witness, and a participant. The story begins in 1967 during the “Setback” and runs until the turn of the century. The plot is largely narrated through the eyes of Ahmad, a boy who grows into a man as fictional time progresses. Sinwar went to great lengths to build a convincing world for Ahmad, his brother, Mahmoud, the rest of their family, friends, conspirators, enemies, and historical figures. 

So much of the story reminds me of everything I’ve read and learned about Palestinian life: the heroic optimism, dedication to family, faith, and tradition, and all. Sinwar successfully weaves all elements together in a way that showcases local life, the ordinary and the unusual, all while furthering the plot and its theme, resistance. This is summarized in chapter twenty, concerning the evolution of the Palestinian cause during the 1980s: “He envisioned the rebellion turning into a constant state of resistance, becoming the main focus of Palestinian life, with all other aspects, including education, work, and health, adapting to support this central goal until the occupation is defeated.”

Several aspects of this vision, in the book, and as I’ve observed during the literal conflict, jump out at me: there appears to be an unconquerable spirit within Palestinians grounded heavily in their faith, centered in family life, empowered by education, and propelled by constantly doing what has to be done. That theme and spirited dedication should inspire the entire world (even those few Americans still possessed of faith, wits, and muscle). The story ends with another of those localized tragedies that Palestinians perpetually turn into triumphs. Twenty years after that fictional ending, the genuine story of Palestine—Gaza, the West Bank, and beyond—still defies the odds, ever pressing onward towards victory.

I highly recommend and laud The Thorn and the Carnation. It is yet another excellent volume for any Palestine-centric library and a worthy tome of general literature. Please consult Goodreads for obtainment options.

(Original Arabic cover: Al-Shawk wa’l Qurunful (“Thorns and Carnations”), 2004.)

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