They’re trolling us now. More of that ever-trusty !SCIENCE! from the CDC:

The COVID-19 vaccines’ ability to keep people out of the hospital appears to be dropping slightly, particularly for those 75 and older, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday during an advisory panel.

The CDC has previously estimated that 97% of people in the hospital being treated for COVID-19 are unvaccinated, but that data was collected before the spread of delta, a hyper-transmissible variant that many doctors have warned appears to be making people sicker.

The latest CDC analysis estimates that the ability of the COVID vaccines to keep a person out of the hospital is now between 75% to 95%.

In other words – and they still dodge the numbers – the majority of serious cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are among the vaccinated poisoned. B-b-but, still,

However, the vaccine still remain highly effective at preventing serious illness, according to the briefing.

Of course! Because being hospitalized has nothing to do with serious illness! Seriously, dumbshit Amerikans will still believe this idiocy. Well, it’s probably nothing a third monthly weekly daily BoOsTeR won’t fix!

Hey! Speaking of boosters and !SCIENCE!, check out the history of the “boosters” on the Space Shuttle, circa 1986, to see the stellar track record. Make sure to ask about the O-rings. Very important, especially as it gets cooler.