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When confronted with possible peace across the Persian Gulf, the USSA stupidly unleashed drone strikes, murder, and war crimes. The far more intelligent and forward-thinking Chinese unleashed normalization. This will be good for the world and bad for the foreign elites ruling the dead USSA.

The Chinese looked far enough ahead to insert a clause in the new agreement to circumvent future hostilities. Beijing will act as a mediator if necessary, presumably with a smile, or, if needed, with two fists. Watch the benefits of benevolent intelligence start to flow.

‘Muricans, enjoy your freedom fries.