We are saved at last, Americans! The brave and very valiant Republicants have given us the Contract With Commitment To America! And the people, half of them, are set and ready to fall for this pathetic BS rehashed nonsense – which isn’t even worth reading about.
Meanwhile, the one “Republican” who sometimes (sometimes…) tells the truth, the bloviating con man of Orange, gave Sludge and the Deadly Snail their one correct BS headline of the year.
Because that is what would (or will) happen. Not that most people are aware or capable of understanding. Not that that matters anymore. Vote on, retards.