If it wasn’t already obvious, then meet the dual proof of God’s curse on the United Kingdom.

Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss will go head-to-head to become the next leader of the Conservative Party after Penny Mordaunt became the latest candidate to be knocked out of the contest.

A foreigner and a woman, both corrupt to their dark cores. Pick your poison. We’ll always have it was nice knowing England.