The Boomers discover the downside of sex, drugs, the Beatles, gluttony, drunkenness, and destroying American civilization. Pity the poor things. They went to the moon!

Baby boomers are more likely to live with numerous chronic health conditions than earlier generations, according to new research from Penn State and Texas State University.

Study authors warn that the growing rate of multiple chronic health conditions (multimorbidity) among older Americans represents a real health threat to the nation. If it continues, this trend will almost certainly place increased strain on the well-being of older adults, medical infrastructures, and federal insurance systems. On a related note, the amount of Americans over 65 is projected to increase by an astounding 50 percent by 2050.

Forget the demographic collapse, debt, war, abortion, all the hoaxes, and the rest of it! This is the great challenge of our times. We must find a solution! Paging Doctor Pillow.