It’s all over for Russia. The Canadian special forces have landed.

The 550 would-be fighters that have arrived from Canada so far are part of a battalion based in Kyiv, said the representative of the International Legion for the Territorial Defence of Ukraine, who asked not to be identified for security reasons.

“International legion volunteers are usually kept together for logistics purposes as it is easier for communication, to avoid language barriers,” he said.

Meanwhile, a Ukrainian-Canadian activist helping in the recruitment of fighters in this country said hundreds more have volunteered to fight in Ukraine.

These best of the best could not stop Canada from being flooded with 500,000 incompatibles each year. Nor could they halt Fidel Castro’s little boy from suspending their rights for two years. The Russians could deal with this new threat by driving a big rig through Kiev playing techno and passing out hockey pucks. The good news? This is waaaaaay less likely to spark a wider war than the plan to have Poland’s air force shot down. There’s that.