A quarter of a century ago, I had a primitive computer connected via the telephone line to the primitive internet. I did not have a cellular phone. All of that was faster, more reliable, and better than the whiz-bang bullshit I have today, and by “today” I literally mean on this very Thursday, 10/7/21, here in my rapidly declining third-world swamp that I am really starting to hate.

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