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Although, it probably will not look like the neat, convenient regionalization these pollsters present.

A shocking YouGov poll found that 66% of Republicans in southern states want to secede from the United States.

Pacific: California, Washington, Oregon, Hawaii, and Alaska
Mountain: Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico
South: Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Kentucky, and Tennessee
Heartland: Michigan, Ohio, West Virginia, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kansas, and Nebraska
Northeast: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, and the District of Columbia

I may do a column about this imminent phenomenon, inescapable at this point. Five new nations, or twenty, fifty, or one-hundred-fifty are possible. It’s just a matter of how violent the breakup process will be. It could be entirely peaceful. However, this being a geographic area now filled with warring, retarded, wicked heathens, I suspect it will involve a war the likes of which are rarely seen in history.

The amazing thing is that anywhere from 17-66% of polled individuals (as grouped) see it happening. What’s the average? No idea. It’s likely that a majority are still so stupid, ignorant, and delusional as to disbelieve the inevitable is even possible. Our Balkan friends correctly advise that, even when full-scale war has been in progress for a year, many (perhaps most) people will continue to deny reality; some, I fully believe, will deny it until they become casualties. And that’s the silly part – your acceptance, recognition, or belief is not necessary. In fact, being a casualty is probably the default setting. It’s going to be rough, kids.

If I do the column, I’ll probably focus on the unlikely scenario of a peaceful divorce with divisions as I see them naturally occurring. There’s really no way to foresee exactly what’s going to shake out regardless of how it goes down. But, it is going down. Admitted or not, it’s what almost everyone has been promoting for over fifty years. Everyone is about to get what they’ve been paying for. Yee ha!