Fake President and Foist Lady Biden met with some creative government school prisoners who shared their learned learning advice with the fakers.

One said, “if we were really tired, we could like take a little nap.” Another said, “sometimes when Ms. B was like paying attention to something else you could eat and it was fun.” Yet another student added that, “If you don’t know the question, you can just pretend like your mic doesn’t work.”

While the fake president drooled and snored, Jilly B broke in with, “Well, Joe would still have trouble. Assuming he’s awake. His mics are all green screened in. Hey! Are any of these kids from the laptop?”