Sadly, dear readers, we here at this “highly respected web log” did not make the top 50 websites in the US.

Similarweb.

I fear we ranked somewhere south of 51. But no lower than 51,000,000, I assume…

If the category were real, I am confident this page would be number one in the flying car skeptic, robot-hating area.

Now you know…

Know this: another TPC piece is coming shortly!