Washington, D.C. – In a move which surprised even some within the Administration itself, President Donald J. Trump tapped author and political forecaster Perrin Lovett as the incoming White House Press Secretary. Lovett is slated to replace the embattled Sean Spicer as early as next week.
Sources close to the President speculated that Mr. Trump wanted someone in the position who would engage the press corps a bit more combatively. “Sean says crazy things, alright,” mused Steve Bannon, “I think what [Trump] wants is crazy and dangerous…”
Okay, the good news is that this is as much of a corny April Fools spoof as you’ll get, here, today. Happy April! This one almost didn’t happen…
The bad news is this is all your getting.