Peter Schiff, Nigel Farage, and Ron Paul, side by side by side!  It’s like the Avengers.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZap5n3zGZ8&feature=player_embedded.  Nigel Farage is a statesman for ALL Westerners: “The modern-day pantheon of idiots that are running countries around the world…”

Syria’s heating up … some more…  When your Congresscritter or local idiot suggests U.S. intervention, just remind them how many dangerous Syrians you’ve seen locally.  So far, I have counted 0.  Watcha got, Loren?

President Sotoro addressed the soon-to-be unemployed graduates of Ohio State University.  “Unfortunately, you’ve grown up hearing voices that incessantly warn of government as nothing more than some separate, sinister entity that’s at the root of all our problems. Some of these same voices also do their best to gum up the works. They’ll warn that tyranny always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices. Because what they suggest is that our brave, and creative, and unique experiment in self-rule is somehow just a sham with which we can’t be trusted.” – El Presidente Sotoro Kenya El Muhammad, the Lusterless…

Kids, this is what is known as a liar admitting (in his own way) the truth.  “So the wolf would say when cornered by the hounds.”  He says there’s nothing to fear, you should be afraid; just do the opposite of whatever he says.

Speaking of wolves!  Season* is nearing!  In the meantime, you can enjoy that work of fiction I mentioned a week or so back.  It’s coming in the near future after I cut it down a bit to blogable size.  A few of you have heard me tell parts of it before.  It’s called The Fable of the Wolves and the Tiger!  As John Boy’s Karl Childers would say, “Them wolves, they made that tiger powerful angry.   Hmmmmmmmm.”

Dangers from the gym: over-doing and under-doing it.  I, like so many, am capable of hitting the weights (and the bag) a little too hard sometimes in an over-zealous fit of fitness rage.  That leads to injuries.  Currently, mine are minor and will heal themselves.  The usual remedy is to take a little time off.  Lately, I’ve been working out-of-town much of the week so my gym time is limited.  This has led to the interesting junction of over-doing it and under-doing it at the same time.  Not being able to work out as planned leads to a desire to go extra hard when time allows.  This, in turn, aggravates existing injuries.  It also exposes weaknesses incurred from taking time off.  Odd.  A true first-world kind of problem.  My patented exercise plan will have a chapter on how to overcome all of this.  I ramble, send money…

(Google.  Marvel. DC.)

I’m still trying to figure out a name for the program.  Any suggestions?  I considered the Batman Workout but I don’t want to get sued.

By the way, should old Perrin really crack and decide to become a part-time vigilante, who should be the role model?  Batman? Or, Captain America?  Those are the two choices…  More later, enjoy the following, qualifying notes!

*Animal rights friends: By “season” I mean the one for hunting down and destroying evil werewolves**, not the cute Yellowstone variety. 😉

**Evil werewolf lovers: now might be a good time to plan for an alternative hobby….