24 Wednesday Jun 2020
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Anything even vaguely representative of civilization is being targeted. The savages in this hilarious story are the kind of trash that I mentioned they do not allow in Poland or Slovakia. In those sane nations, in the event that something slips and there is an emergency, they have these funny but effective things called bullets.
Is there a NASCAR statue we could direct these cretins towards?
21 Sunday Jun 2020
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The funniest story of the year!
Protesters in San Francisco on Friday toppled the statue of former President Grant, who led the Union Army during the Civil War, in Golden Gate Park.
San Francisco police said that approximately 400 people gathered around 8 p.m. to take down the statue, though no arrests were made, according to NBC Bay Area.
Also torn down in the park on Friday were the statues of St. Junipero Serra and Francis Scott Key, who wrote the lyrics to “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
Go, heathens, go! Here are a few recommendations for the next “justice” interventions: Bill Sherman, Dishonest Abe, FDR, LBJ, Celler. Lemme know when those are down and I’ll have more!
20 Saturday Jun 2020
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haha, jail, John Bolton, Trump
It’s not his war-mongering disservice, but his book that has OM wondering about Bolton.
In recent days, President Donald Trump has casually asked administration officials and close advisers if John Bolton—his former national security adviser who is releasing a new, tell-all book about working in the Trump administration—is prison-bound, three sources with knowledge of his private inquiries tell The Daily Beast.
“Do you think he’s going to go to jail for this?” Trump said, according to one of the people who’ve heard him ask this.
I imagine he’s about as likely as Hillary to get locked up. The Tulsa crowd should chant something like that.
09 Monday Sep 2019
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From me. You know how extraordinary this is…
After careful consideration, and another painful, perhaps drug-addled visit with my surgeon, I hereby endorse THIS GUY,
for President of the… No! NO! Wait, I endorse THIS DUDE,
for President of What’s Left of the Whatever States of You Know. He’s got it. I don’t know who he is, that he’s really running, or anything else, but WOW! This is the man to solve the stuff! ROCK THE VOTE, MAN!!!
GAWD, I hurt…
PERRIN LOVETT 
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