That’s a reference to some fake, gay TPC misinformation that I will hammer the hell out of in this year’s Halloween piece – all in good fun! But seriously, if you do hear a siren, then it’s probably a VAXXhead going to the ER.

The people behind the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) have admitted that “fewer than 1% of vaccine adverse events are reported” in an early grant:

“Adverse events from drugs and vaccines are common, but underreported. Although 25% of ambulatory patients experience an adverse drug event, less than 0.3% of all adverse drug events and 1-13% of serious events are reported to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Likewise, fewer than 1% of vaccine adverse events are reported. Low reporting rates preclude or slow the identification of “problem” drugs and vaccines that endanger public health.”

VAERS published their later numbers, and perhaps we should consider this data representative of fewer than 1% of vaccinated individuals:

818,042 Adverse Events
127,641 Doctor Visits
83,412 Hospitalizations
92,017 Urgent Care
26,199 Disabled
10,179 Bell’s Palsy
10,304 Myocarditis
8,408 Heart Attacks
2,631 Miscarriages
17,128 Deaths

Yet, according to Fauci, the vaccine is 100% safe and effective!

Do the math. Perfectly safe. A division by .01 means there is or were around 80 MILLION total adverse effects – of all kinds. That’s probably accurate. 1.7 Million deaths would seem excessive, but we’re in sci-fi dystopia territory here.